Museum :: Stabotron

Stabotron

Rank	Item	Quantity
#173	"DRINK ME" potion	199
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#50	"meat" stick	31
#55	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	23
#311	1-ball	17
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#137	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	88
#261	2-ball	20
#124	25-meat staff	1
#383	3-ball	12
#141	30669 scroll	87
#119	33398 scroll	209
#592	334 scroll	5
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#300	4-ball	17
#60	4-d camera	6
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#126	4-dimensional guitar	19
#253	5-ball	22
#99	5-hour acrimony	4
#377	6-ball	12
#394	668 scroll	1
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#318	7-ball	17
#312	8-ball	94
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#401	9-ball	2
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#39	A Light that Never Goes Out	3
#661	A. W. O. L. commendation	5
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#45	Accordion of Jordion	4
#80	Aggressive Carrot	3
#131	Alewife™ Ale	12
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#184	Angelhair Culottes	6
#263	Angry Farmer candy	520
#243	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4
#287	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#140	Atomic Pop	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#190	BACON	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#286	BRICKO brick	151
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#384	BRICKO eye brick	4
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#29	BRICKO turtle	3
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#191	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	14
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#54	Battlie Light Saver	37
#179	Ben-Gal™ Balm	7
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#167	BitterSweetTarts	4
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#135	Black No. 2	86
#7	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	194
#107	Blackfly Chardonnay	80
#186	Blatantly Canadian	18
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#12	Blood 'n' Plenty	49
#219	Blood Light	20
🥇	Bloodbath	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#42	Boris's key lime pie	40
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#50	Boss Drops	18
#37	Bowl of Scorpions	27
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#228	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	43
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#291	Bulky Buddy Box	10
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
🥈	Byte	1
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#229	C.H.U.M. chum	3
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#84	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#819	CRIMBCO wine	9
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#302	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#182	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	4
#12	Cajun accordion	6
#20	Can of Spaghetto	2
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#28	Chroner	2,882
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#59	Claybender glasses	12
#68	Cloaca Cola Polar	89
#1190	Cloaca grenade	6
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#105	Cold Hots candy	169
#145	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#11	Cookbook of the Damned	42
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#121	Corpse Island iced tea	42
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#105	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	44
#109	Crimbo candied pecan	247
#125	Crimbo fudge	214
#15	Crimbo paste	38
#124	Crimbo peppermint bark	212
#106	Crimbo pie	34
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#131	Crimbonium fuel rod	16
#418	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#2380	Crimbuck	11
#594	Crown of the Goblin King	42
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#88	D roll	151
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#85	Daffy Taffy	519
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#672	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	9
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#239	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	42
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#23	Dogsgotnonoz pills	16
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#349	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	24
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#192	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	15
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#411	Drowsy Sword	46
#26	Dump Truck	10
#52	Duskwalker fangs	12
#205	Dust bunny	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola	327
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#19	Effermint™ tablets	380
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#9	El Vibrato power sphere	220
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	4
#147	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	7
#191	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#162	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	22
#22	Elf Guard red and white beret	3
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#130	Elvish delight	2
#14	Engorged Sausages and You	2
#494	Ent cider	12
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#19	FDKOL commendation	20,201
#193	FDKOL hotcakes	23
#44	Fantasma en la Máquina	105
#43	Fauna Libre	2
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#36	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	4
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#292	Frat Army FGF	9
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#119	Frogade	4
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#171	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#117	GOTO	5
#75	Gaia beads	75
#179	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#250	Game Grid ticket	4
#213	Game Grid token	4
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#178	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#152	Genalen™ Bottle	22
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#443	Gnollish toolbox	6
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#572	Go-Wassail	26
#53	Golden Light	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#262	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#85	Green Manalishi	18
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#36	Gummy Brains	15
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#18	Half a Purse	5
#27	Hand in Glove	3
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#17	Handsome Devil	11
#131	Hatorade	1
#196	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	24
#134	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	5
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
#154	Hell broth	1
#105	Hell ramen	87
#146	Hippy Army MPE	69
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#275	Hodgman's blanket	5
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#211	Hollandaise helmet	26
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#55	Hunger™ Sauce	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#274	Iiti Kitty phone charm	10
#539	Imp Ale	247
#133	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	7
#82	Inner Truth	4
#396	Instant Karma	16
#47	Irish Coffee, English Heart	2
#276	Iron Beta of Industry	34
#66	Jack-in-the-box	64
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#62	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	24
#74	Jefferson wings	4
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#141	Jolly Roger charrrm	33
#324	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	6
#300	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	31
#70	Junk-Bond	2
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#104	Knob Goblin elite helm	60
#106	Knob Goblin elite pants	57
#101	Knob Goblin elite polearm	61
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#120	Knob Goblin firecracker	206
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#456	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#127	Knob Goblin learning pill	3
#155	Knob Goblin love potion	104
#24	Knob Goblin lunchbox	141
#126	Knob Goblin melon baller	26
#119	Knob Goblin pants	134
#275	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#241	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	3
#85	Knob Goblin scimitar	193
#102	Knob Goblin seltzer	267
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#299	Knob Goblin spatula	28
#130	Knob Goblin steroids	112
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#140	Knob Goblin superseltzer	71
#97	Knob Goblin tongs	192
#211	Knob Goblin visor	33
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#48	Knob lo mein	11
#348	Knob mushroom	18
#191	Knob nuts	2
#39	Knob pasty	18
#255	Knob sausage	22
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#122	Knob stroganoff	3
#108	Knob stuffed shells	18
#29	Knoll lo mein	11
#540	Knoll mushroom	12
#199	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#669	LED block	1
#24	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	135
#214	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#186	Lederhosen of the Night	7
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#7	Lobos Mints	425
#93	Lockenstock™ sandals	65
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#589	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	46
#265	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	37
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#335	Lucky Surprise Egg	13
#954	M-242	3
#186	MSG	2
#548	Mad Train wine	152
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#117	Manetwich	8
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#108	Mark of the Skeleton	2
#79	Mark of the Vampire	3
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#144	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	17
#246	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	12
#403	Meat detector	1
#72	Meat maid	3
#148	Meat maid body	1
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#350	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	14
#269	Meleegra™ pills	38
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#71	Mer-kin breastplate	3
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#44	Mer-kin cheatsheet	3
#61	Mer-kin cooljuice	3
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#47	Mer-kin dragbelt	2
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#61	Mer-kin fitbrine	3
#45	Mer-kin foodbucket	65
#121	Mer-kin healscroll	5
#33	Mer-kin hidepaint	27
#64	Mer-kin hookspear	11
#104	Mer-kin killscroll	5
#58	Mer-kin knucklebone	3
#33	Mer-kin lunchbox	3
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#79	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
#54	Mer-kin pressureglobe	7
#30	Mer-kin rocksalt	1
#23	Mer-kin roundshield	16
#50	Mer-kin saltmint	1
#55	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#33	Mer-kin sneakmask	13
#59	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#83	Mer-kin takebag	7
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#35	Mer-kin thingpouch	92
#56	Mer-kin weaksauce	8
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#318	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	167
#41	Milk Studs	356
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#33	Miserable Pie	2
#154	Misty Cape	12
#140	Misty Cloak	12
#138	Misty Robe	17
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#325	Mohawk wig	32
#176	Mon Tiki	9
#320	Monstar energy beverage	12
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#84	Mornington crescent roll	11
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#526	Mountain Stream soda	21
#73	Mr. Joe's bangles	16
#160	Mr. Mediocrebar	392
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#66	Murderer's Punch	2
#50	Muschat	4
#374	NG	1
#152	NPZR chemistry set	38
#18	Necbro wafers	92
#19	Necrotelicomnicon	95
#39	Neuromancer	51
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#107	New Zealand iced tea	130
#154	Newbiesport™ tent	34
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#649	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	7
#144	Nightstalker perfume	21
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#152	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	9
#224	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	5
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#126	O'RLY manual	10
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#107	Oil of Parrrlay	33
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#233	Orcish baseball cap	16
#204	Orcish cargo shorts	16
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#71	Orcish meat locker	8
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#25	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	2
#217	PADL Phone	47
#43	PEEZ dispenser	372
#82	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	94
#73	Pain Dip	5
#327	Penultimate Fantasy chest	60
#61	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	27
#177	Piddles	2
#94	Pine-Fresh air freshener	39
#107	PlexiPips	2
#83	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#48	Pocket Square of Loathing	4
#94	Pokëmann band-aid	11
#110	Polka Pop	8
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#88	Rad Lib	2
#94	Ram's Face Lager	805
#20	Rattlin' Chains	35
#13	Red Pill	33
#101	Red Rover BB gun	34
#71	Red X Shield	2
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#278	Rock Pops	182
#172	Rock and Roll Legend	11
#34	Roman sadnals	11
#28	Rompedores de Fantasmas	124
#70	Russian Ice	5
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#170	Safari Jack's moustache	8
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#47	Salsa de las Epocas	2
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#67	Saturday Night Special	7
#43	Saucepanic	1
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#212	Schrödinger's thermos	102
#100	Senior Mints	171
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#56	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#149	Silver Bullet beer	16
#29	Sinful Desires	42
#18	Sketcherz™	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
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#52	tonic djinn	38
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#51	toy taijijian	1
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#86	triad summoning scroll	2
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#458	trilobite fossil	9
#65	troll britches	6
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#82	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	238
#68	unrequired jacket	3
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#25	unsanitized scalpel	13
#1756	unstable DNA	10
#833	unstable laser battery	50
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#305	untamable turtle	7
#84	unused soap	25
#42	unused walkie-talkie	24
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#227	upsy daisy	16
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#16	vampire pellet	20
#135	velcro ore	2
#851	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	8
#229	very overdue library book	1
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#145	viking helmet	113
#8	villainous scythe	1
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#21	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3,055
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#60	violent pastilles	1
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#266	wand of pigification	1
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#511	war tongs	1
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#129	warbear accoutrements chunk	55
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#74	warbear beeping telegram	15
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#53	warbear feasting mead	14
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#93	warbear gyro	3
#23	warbear gyrocopter	25
#47	warbear helm fragment	107
#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
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#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
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#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
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#252	warbear liquid overcoat	2
#65	warbear metalworking primer	14
#47	warbear officer requisition box	19
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#163	warbear procedural hilarity drone	8
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#131	warbear requisition box	41
#31	warbear robo-camouflage unit	26
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
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#37	warbear trouser fragment	129
#151	warbear wardance potion	10
#400	warbear whosit	163
#166	warm mushroom	11
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#65	wasabi pocky	3
#63	wasabi-infused sake	4
#195	water pipe bomb	396
#331	water wings	2
#33	water-polo cap	9
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#53	watered-down Red Minotaur	92
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
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#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
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#214	whisker pencil	40
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#276	whiskey sour	8
#569	white Canadian	3
#48	white belt	1
#53	white blood cells	2
#635	white candy heart	14
#483	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
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#49	white elephant gift	1
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
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#222	white picket fence	18
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#53	white rice	66
#125	white satin pants	42
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#180	white snake skin	76
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#170	white sword	38
#126	white tulip	1
#66	white wine	2
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#43	whole turkey leg	48
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#89	wicker shield	74
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#126	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#305	wind-up meatcar	39
#164	wind-up owl	1
#99	wind-up vampire teeth	3
#409	windchimes	12
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#312	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	145
#61	witch's bread	2
#36	witty rapier	424
#33	woim	1
#43	wok lobster	4
#237	wolf mask	141
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#173	wonderwall shield	8
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#61	wooden salad bowl	2
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#297	wool hat	5
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#106	world's smallest violin	8
#141	worn tophat	17
🥉	worst candy	836
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#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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#493	wussiness potion	19
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#355	yak skin	1
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#125	yam candy	2
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
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#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
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#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
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#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#107	yeti fur	3,320
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#395	yo-yo	80
#16	yohohoyo	385
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 233,098 items total!

what items are this player missing?