Museum :: Bubba9265

Bubba9265

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#18	17-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#1975	8-ball	2
#401	9-ball	2
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#624	A. W. O. L. commendation	6
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#32	Amnesiac Ale	2
#1272	Amulet of Yendor	3
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#18	Black Angus blackburger	3
#57	Black Hole	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#46	Caipiranha	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#9	Counterclockwise Watch	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#1152	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1271	Crimbo fudge	2
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#21	Crimbo salad	25
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#35	Crimbomega drive chain	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#106	Crimbonium fuel rod	24
#195	Crimbot battery	4
#359	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	4
#95	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#8	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	2
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#100	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#84	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	6
#99	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	5
#95	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#7	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	2
#338	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#80	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	6
#7	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	3
#375	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#102	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#332	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#103	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	5
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#377	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	3
#201	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	6
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#105	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#9	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	3
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	3
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#216	DUFRESNE Suds	2
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1859	Dyspepsi-Cola	3
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#203	Effermint™ tablets	5
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#66	Event Horizon	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#57	Firewater	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#8	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	34
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#506	Go-Wassail	32
#66	Golden Mean	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#156	Green Manalishi	2
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#106	Groll doll	2
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#36	Hand in Glove	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#48	Haymaker	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#29	Highest Bitter	2
#453	Hippy Army MPE	4
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1795	Imp Ale	2
#227	Inner Strength	2
#237	Inner Truth	2
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#82	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#191	Knob nuts	2
#162	Knob pasty	3
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#371	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	17
#52	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#56	Locust	1
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#107	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	2
#2017	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	8
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#32	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#47	Mer-kin dragbelt	2
#46	Mer-kin eyeglasses	2
#39	Mer-kin gutgirdle	2
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#229	Milk Studs	10
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#61	Mohobo	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#118	Mornington crescent roll	2
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#102	ND	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#112	New Cloaca-Cola	2
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#191	Nuclear Blastball	4
#199	O'RLY manual	2
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#107	Okee-Dokee soda	2
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#305	PEEZ dispenser	5
#128	Pain Dip	2
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#25	Pastaco shell	2
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#12	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#81	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	18
#94	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	12
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	12
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	8
#175	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	8
#51	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	24
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#37	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	19
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	13
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#124	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	14
#84	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	18
#225	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	9
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	20
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#44	Punchplanter	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#1027	Spam Witch sammich	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#54	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	2
#87	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#16	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	11
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#310	Swizzler	2
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#58	TRIO cup of beer	2
#745	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#777	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#759	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#93	Texas tea	2
#10	The Big Book of Communism	2
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	2
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#69	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	226
#64	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	229
#65	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	241
#66	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	253
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#705	Typical Tavern swill	2
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#393	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	30
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1189	Valentine	10
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#174	WA	2
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#134	Wax Flask	2
#152	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	18
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#84	Wint-O-Fresh mint	442
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#166	Ye Olde Meade	2
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#2860	Yummy Tummy bean	2
#658	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#204	actual reality goggles	2
#176	adder	2
#714	adder bladder	2
#43	albatross necklace	2
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#223	ancient poisoned dart	3
#582	ancient protein powder	2
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#23	ankleweights	4
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#535	ant agonist	2
#167	ant pick	2
#877	anticheese	2
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#888	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#898	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#716	antique record album	2
#744	antique shield	2
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#948	antique spear	1
#7	aquamariner's necklace	2
#7	aquamariner's ring	2
#411	armgun	2
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#328	asbestos apron	2
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#110	asbestos crossbow string	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#47	asbestos meat stack	2
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#262	asbestos staff	2
#108	asbestos stick	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#77	asbestos thermos	2
#885	asparagus knife	2
#643	asshat	1
#32	asteroid belt	2
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#154	attorney's badge	2
#92	augmented-reality shades	2
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#1850	baby killer bee	1
#225	backwoods screwdriver	2
#2450	baconstone	1
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#85	baconstone earring	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#122	baconstone ring	2
#4170	badass belt	8
#147	badge of authority	1
#266	bag of W&Ws	10
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#753	bag of lard	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#430	balaclava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#135	banana daiquiri	2
#864	bananagate	2
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#79	banjo kazoo mount	2
#1058	bar skin	2
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#21	bark beret	2
#21	bark boxers	2
#23	bark bracelet	2
#14	bark rootbeer	39
#8	barrel beryl choker	2
#9	barrel beryl nose ring	2
#9	barrel beryl ring	2
#2129	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#758	baseball	2
#98	basic meat fez	1
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#823	bat guano	2
#89	bat hat	1
#903	bat wing	2
#784	batblade	1
#1074	batgut	2
#334	batskin belt	1
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#217	beavermouth	7
#160	beefy fish meat	3
#967	beer bomb	1
#465	beer bong	2
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#176	beer-soaked mop	2
#583	beertini	2
#82	beery blood	1
#19	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	27
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#238	bejeweled pledge pin	25
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#524	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#128	bent scrap metal	2
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#19	bezoar ring	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#802	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#314	bird rib	2
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#589	black & tan	1
#9	black and white cracker	35
#45	black belt	2
#120	black blade	1
#54	black brandy	1
#344	black candy heart	29
#104	black cloak	2
#133	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#196	black gold	1
#534	black greaves	2
#695	black helmet	1
#289	black kettle drum	2
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#526	black pension check	2
#461	black picnic basket	1
#929	black pixel	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#523	black shield	2
#661	black snake skin	3
#349	black spot	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#571	black sword	2
#638	blackberry	5
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#75	blank diary	2
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#438	blind-packed capsule toy	3
#375	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#105	blowdart	2
#575	blue class ring	3
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1181	blue pixel	2
#160	blue plastic baby	2
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#340	bone flute	2
#36	bone spurs	2
#63	bonedanna	1
#173	book of matches	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#127	bottle of Evermore	2
#37	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2
#43	bottle of Greedy Dog	2
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#38	bottle of Lambada Lambic	2
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#34	bottle of Old Pugilist	3
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#48	bottle of Professor Beer	2
#50	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#54	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#353	bottle of bubbles	28
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#82	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1392	bottle of goofballs	17
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1075	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
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#31	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	2
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#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
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#10	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	12
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#3875	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
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#3910	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
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#3895	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#9	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	12
#8	tiny plastic Krampus	12
#376	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#28	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	2
#17	tiny plastic MechaElf	11
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#537	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	8
#3862	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#261	tiny plastic Queen Bee	9
#221	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	5
#10	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	12
#250	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	17
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3906	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#8	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	12
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#8	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	12
#18	tiny plastic Toybot	12
#3927	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	11
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#3857	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#10	tiny plastic Your Brain	12
#20	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	11
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#9	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	12
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4022	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8212	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#340	tiny plastic angry space marine	13
#11	tiny plastic angry vikings	12
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#21	tiny plastic animelf	11
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#8	tiny plastic bad vibe	12
#8128	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#288	tiny plastic batbugbear	15
#3964	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#302	tiny plastic bee swarm	14
#652	tiny plastic beebee gunners	6
#309	tiny plastic beebee queue	14
#4481	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#214	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	20
#395	tiny plastic blazing bat	11
#8175	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3924	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3955	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3908	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#291	tiny plastic bugaboo	15
#387	tiny plastic buzzerker	11
#228	tiny plastic cavebugbear	19
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8095	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8221	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#23	tiny plastic colollilossus	11
#3178	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3937	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4498	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3877	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#10	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	12
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3910	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#269	tiny plastic fire servant	9
#3921	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#29	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	2
#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8152	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8187	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8093	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3860	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8059	tiny plastic grue	1
#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#8128	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#231	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	18
#8069	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8201	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8102	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3838	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8	tiny plastic mime executive	12
#9	tiny plastic mime functionary	12
#8	tiny plastic mime scientist	12
#8	tiny plastic mime soldier	12
#435	tiny plastic moneybee	10
#8112	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#269	tiny plastic mumblebee	16
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#134	tiny plastic peacannon	15
#17	tiny plastic protector spectre	2
#8101	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#9	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	12
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#265	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	9
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8225	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3937	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8137	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
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#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3862	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#20	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	11
#352	tiny plastic the Free Man	7
#3861	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#22	tiny plastic trollipop	11
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3842	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#20	tiny plastic warbear	12
#15	tiny plastic warbear fortress	12
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3851	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#265	tisket	1
#873	titanium assault umbrella	2
#2933	toast	5
#191	toe jam	2
#2299	tofurkey gravy	2
#2296	tofurkey leg	2
#1136	tomato	1
#140	tonic djinn	2
#18	topeé	2
#15	topiary necktie	2
#164	topiary nugglet	6
#54	topiary skunk	1
#21	topiary tights	2
#814	tourmalime	2
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#21	toy Crimbot rocket legs	2
#21	toy Crimbot super fist	2
#16	traditional Crimbo cookie	59
#188	traffic jam	2
#5	transparent nog	42
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#828	trilobite fossil	2
#95	trout fang	2
#400	tube of dread wax	5
#442	tube sock	1
#1627	turtle totem	2
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#133	turtle-shaped rock	1
#105	twist of lime	1
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#155	unflavored wine cooler	1
#651	unidentified jerky	2
#113	unnamed cocktail	2
#154	unnatural gas	1
#247	unused walkie-talkie	1
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#83	used beer	2
#1807	useless powder	2
#1985	valuable trinket	6
#168	vampire chowder	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#228	very overdue library book	1
#147	vial of The Glistening	2
#891	viking helmet	2
#466	vodka martini	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#407	war tongs	2
#405	warbear battery	3
#90	warbear bearserker mead	6
#161	warbear bearserker potion	8
#103	warbear blizzard mead	5
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
#24	warbear drone codes	2
#191	warbear empathy chip	3
#107	warbear feasting bread	6
#94	warbear feasting mead	7
#56	warbear gyro	8
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#290	warbear helm fragment	6
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#150	warbear liquid overcoat	10
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#163	warbear soda machine assembler	3
#89	warbear thermoregulator bread	5
#247	warbear trouser fragment	11
#179	warbear wardance potion	7
#55	warbear warrior bread	8
#454	warbear whosit	98
#183	warehouse key	3
#853	water pipe bomb	3
#331	water wings	2
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#126	wet stew	1
#130	wet venom duct	2
#149	whalebone corset	5
#630	whiskey sour	1
#192	white class ring	58
#802	white picket fence	1
#975	white pixel	2
#118	wholeberd	1
#925	whoopie cushion	28
#446	wicker shield	2
#187	willyweed	1
#833	wind-up chattering teeth	33
#769	wind-up meatcar	2
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#949	wolfman mask	2
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#261	wooden axe	2
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#30	worksite credentials	2
#738	worthless gewgaw	2
#599	worthless knick-knack	6
#563	worthless trinket	3
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1264	x-ray specs	3
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1038	yellow snowcone	24
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1665	yeti fur	2
#22	yule pup	6

Wow, that's 13,279 items total!

what items are this player missing?