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#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
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🥈walkie-talkie1
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🥇wand of fudge control1
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🥈warbear hoverbelt1
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🥈warbear soda machine1
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#1665yeti fur2
#22yule pup6

Wow, that's 13,279 items total!

what items are this player missing?