Museum :: Ninja Karl

Ninja Karl

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#520	"DRINK ME" potion	5
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#233	"caramel" orange	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#114	1-ball	70
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#228	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	44
#18	17-ball	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#106	2-ball	73
#124	25-meat staff	1
#125	3-ball	64
#273	30669 scroll	36
#448	33398 scroll	33
#142	334 scroll	51
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#145	4-ball	56
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#263	4-dimensional guitar	5
#48	4:20 bomb	8
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#115	5-ball	67
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#122	6-ball	65
#262	64067 scroll	1
#320	668 scroll	2
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#124	7-ball	72
#50	7-inch discus	1
#126	8-ball	339
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#255	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#76	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#23	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	5
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#231	A. W. O. L. commendation	27
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#41	Alice's Army Alchemist	50
#21	Alice's Army Bowman	50
#19	Alice's Army Cleric	50
#19	Alice's Army Coward	50
#5	Alice's Army Dervish	50
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#38	Alice's Army Guard	50
#34	Alice's Army Halberder	50
#20	Alice's Army Hammerman	50
#22	Alice's Army Horseman	50
#19	Alice's Army Lanceman	50
#39	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	50
#5	Alice's Army Martyr	50
#40	Alice's Army Ninja	50
#45	Alice's Army Nurse	50
#32	Alice's Army Page	50
#37	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	50
#5	Alice's Army Sniper	50
#35	Alice's Army Spearsman	50
#38	Alice's Army Swordsman	50
#36	Alice's Army Wallman	50
#37	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	7
#16	Amanitee	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#52	Angry Farmer candy	3,736
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#157	BGE merchandise order form	28
#95	BGE pocket calendar	7
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#73	BOOterfinger	4
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
🥈	BRICKO bat	1,000
#189	BRICKO brick	1,000
#4	BRICKO bulwark	302
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#88	BRICKO eye brick	1,000
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
🥈	BRICKO hat	1,000
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
🥈	BRICKO ooze	1,000
🥇	BRICKO oyster	1,000
🥇	BRICKO pants	1,000
#9	BRICKO pearl	175
🥇	BRICKO pyramid	198
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#8	BRICKO stud	1,000
🥇	BRICKO sword	1,000
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
🥉	BRICKO turtle	289
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#79	Battlie Light Saver	14
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#101	Big Punk	2
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#177	BitterSweetTarts	3
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#174	Black No. 2	60
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#13	Blue Diamond of Honesty	24
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#340	Boris's ring	5
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#1792	Boss Bat britches	4
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#75	Bowlet	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#60	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#25	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	13
#24	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	12
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1033	CRIMBCO mug	8
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#40	CSA fire-starting kit	482
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#298	Chroner	119
#15	Chroner cross	1
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#96	Claybender glasses	5
#48	Climate Colada	1
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#92	Cloaca grenade	163
#38	Cloaca-Cola	1,253
#67	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	47
#41	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	74
#8	Cloaca-Cola helmet	873
#64	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	65
#20	Cloaca-Cola shield	192
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1210	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#212	Cold Hots candy	45
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#97	Corpse Island iced tea	49
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#62	Crimbo candied pecan	543
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#63	Crimbo fudge	578
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#57	Crimbo peppermint bark	556
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#419	Crimbo salad	3
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#802	Crown of the Goblin King	31
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#560	Daffy Taffy	52
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#610	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#235	Divine	2
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#91	Doc's Miracle Cure	16
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#27	Doublepunchplanter	3
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#399	Drowsy Sword	47
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#58	Dump Truck	2
#69	Duskwalker fangs	8
#60	Duskwalker syringe	21
#205	Dust bunny	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#101	Dyspepsi grenade	120
#41	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,868
#63	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	41
#36	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	56
#40	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	53
#46	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	98
#13	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	158
#77	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	8
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#31	El Vibrato power sphere	79
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#23	Electric Punch	1
#154	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	24
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#65	Elmley shades	19
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#597	Ent cider	9
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#38	Fabiotion	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#23	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	743
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#38	Finnish Fish	1
#57	Firewater	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#47	Frat Army FGF	181
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#214	Frogade	1
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#20	Gabarbar	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#25	Game Grid ticket	1,754
#264	Game Grid token	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#89	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#8	Gazelleton	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#13	Ghosprey	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#14	Glamare	1
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#38	Glum berry	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#287	Gnollish pie server	6
#274	Gnollish pie tin	13
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#198	Gnollish toolbox	29
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#506	Go-Wassail	32
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#60	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#15	Gorillape	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#52	Greek fire	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#46	Green Clover of Justice	28
#77	Green Giant	1
#88	Green Manalishi	15
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#115	Groll doll	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#443	Hell ramen	3
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#26	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#39	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#42	Hippy Army MPE	358
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
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#756	zombie pineal gland	6

Wow, that's 930,683 items total!

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