Museum :: sauceclubber

sauceclubber

Rank	Item	Quantity
#910	1-ball	3
#341	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	23
#1425	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#476	30669 scroll	13
#631	33398 scroll	13
#932	334 scroll	1
#745	4-ball	4
#879	5-ball	3
#553	6-ball	7
#193	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	19
#1114	7-ball	2
#1113	8-ball	10
#491	A. W. O. L. commendation	10
#725	Angry Farmer candy	78
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#339	BGE merchandise order form	12
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2356	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#340	Boris's ring	5
#1334	Boss Bat britches	8
#676	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#718	CRIMBCO mug	14
#573	CRIMBCO scrip	330
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#1705	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#203	Cloaca grenade	87
#356	Cloaca-Cola	106
#93	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	36
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#299	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#107	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	33
#309	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#96	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	8
#1072	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#217	Cold Hots candy	44
#105	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	10
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#339	Crimbuck	2,860
#1851	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#575	Daffy Taffy	50
#204	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	28
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#179	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	70
#287	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#51	Doc's Miracle Cure	28
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#174	Dramatic™ range	9
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#301	Dyspepsi grenade	46
#132	Dyspepsi-Cola	588
#70	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	37
#103	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	19
#155	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	14
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#127	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	15
#44	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	11
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#875	Ent cider	3
#442	FDKOL commendation	416
#419	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	16
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#315	Gaia beads	7
#184	Game Grid ticket	20
#236	Game Grid token	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#1025	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#324	Gnollish flyswatter	9
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#351	Gnollish pie tin	9
#498	Gnollish plunger	3
#310	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
#275	Gnollish toolbox	16
#369	Hippy Army MPE	9
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#469	Hollandaise helmet	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#202	Imp Ale	1,160
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#507	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#838	Kissin' Cousins	1
#431	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#470	Knob Goblin elite helm	9
#378	Knob Goblin elite pants	12
#568	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#554	Knob Goblin elite shirt	7
#482	Knob Goblin firecracker	30
#227	Knob Goblin harem pants	20
#203	Knob Goblin harem veil	24
#343	Knob Goblin love potion	36
#265	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#548	Knob Goblin pants	12
#335	Knob Goblin perfume	9
#173	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	9
#650	Knob Goblin scimitar	7
#429	Knob Goblin seltzer	21
#515	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#342	Knob Goblin steroids	28
#379	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
#502	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#439	Knob Goblin visor	10
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#647	Knob sausage	1
#74	Knob sausage stir-fry	3
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#670	Knoll mushroom	7
#388	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#194	LED block	8
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#266	Lockenstock™ sandals	9
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#533	Mad Train wine	162
#401	Manetwich	1
#757	Meleegra™ pills	6
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#845	Mob Penguin cellular phone	17
#559	Mohawk wig	9
#349	Mountain Stream soda	62
#470	Mr. Mediocrebar	114
#269	NG	3
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#254	Orcish baseball cap	14
#295	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#521	PADL Phone	3
#449	Penultimate Fantasy chest	27
#283	Pine-Fresh air freshener	11
#177	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	7
#103	Ram's Face Lager	677
#5	Red Pill	103
#885	Rock Pops	55
#319	Rock and Roll Legend	4
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#196	Senior Mints	47
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#117	Snow Queen Crown	53
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#442	Spam Witch sammich	66
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#324	Swabbie™ swab	6
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#668	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#1225	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	12
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#493	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#510	Trollhouse cookies	52
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#514	Typical Tavern swill	3
#199	Ultrasoldier Serum	4
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#523	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2408	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#553	Wand of Nagamar	8
#717	Warm Subject gift certificate	17
#295	Wint-O-Fresh mint	49
#1617	Yummy Tummy bean	72
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#186	abominable blubber	2
#360	abominable snowcone	36
#503	accidental cider	1
#294	acid-squirting flower	12
#663	acoustic guitarrr	3
#651	adder bladder	3
#1576	adorable seal larva	1
#278	agua de vida	4
#442	all-purpose cleaner	7
#408	alphabet gum	3
#722	amulet of extreme plot significance	10
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#534	ancient spice	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#296	annoying pitchfork	10
#630	ant agonist	1
#228	anti-anti-antidote	15
#684	anticheese	4
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#345	antique greaves	18
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#456	antique helmet	10
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#392	antique shield	13
#406	antique spear	14
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#427	asbestos ore	14
#262	asbestos staff	2
#72	asbestos stick	4
#180	asbestos sword	4
#71	asbestos sword hilt	5
#488	asparagus knife	10
#769	aspirin	1
#300	asshat	5
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#896	awful poetry journal	42
#277	bätzle	2
#726	baby killer bee	12
#1716	baconstone	3
#85	baconstone earring	2
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#262	baconstone ring	1
#3276	badass belt	13
#45	bag of Cheat-Os	497
#364	bag of bones	3
#294	balaclava	2
#496	balaclava baklava	3
#247	ball	26
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#165	ballroom blintz	39
#17	bananagate	222
#161	bar skin	93
#269	barbed-wire fence	21
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1350	barrrnacle	5
#245	barskin hat	2
#291	baseball	17
#247	bat guano	65
#373	bat wing	33
#784	batblade	1
#506	batgut	35
#174	bath ball gift set	26
#682	beach glass bead	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#799	beer bomb	5
#182	beer goggles	2
#514	beer helmet	3
#543	beer lens	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#85	bejeweled accordion strap	3
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#271	big bass drum	3
#305	big red clown nose	22
#228	big rock	5
#801	bilge wine	1
#521	bindlestocking	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1495	bit of clingfilm	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#694	black greaves	1
#404	black helmet	4
#389	black kettle drum	1
#610	black pension check	1
#811	black pixel	7
#661	black snake skin	3
#726	black sword	1
#568	blackberry	7
#722	blood flower	8
#123	blood of the Wereseal	10
#248	bloody clown pants	26
#621	bloody mary	1
#528	blue pixel	87
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#394	bone chips	35
#295	bone rattle	6
#262	booze-soaked cherry	1
#180	bottle of Blank-Out	95
#557	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#496	bottle of alcohol	3
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#559	bottle of gin	24
#3679	bottle of goofballs	3
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#648	bottle of rum	50
#336	bottle of sewage schnapps	15
#908	bottle of tequila	8
#381	bottle of vodka	46
#560	bottle of whiskey	45
#543	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#756	bowl of cottage cheese	9
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#197	box	78
#6263	box of sunshine	3
#777	boxed wine	11
#248	brainy skull	1
#427	briefcase	8
#609	brine	30
#460	broken skull	34
#250	broken sword	14
#392	bronzed locust	3
#345	bubbly potion	34
#295	buckyball	17
#405	bugbear beanie	13
#343	bugbear bungguard	15
#185	bullet-proof corduroys	34
#229	bum cheek	96
#444	bunch of square grapes	4
#268	burst hellseal brain	24
#158	bus pass	5
#347	cactus fruit	4
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#1106	can of Red Minotaur	1
#208	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2359	candied yams	2
#748	candy cane	49
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#460	candy knuckles	5
#1785	candy stake	4
#536	canopic jar	2
#1364	canteen of wine	6
#1215	capacitor relay	5
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#484	carbonated soy milk	2
#501	carbonated water lily	3
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#329	cardboard katana	1
#339	cardboard wakizashi	6
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#315	carob chunks	15
#210	casino pass	17
#147	cast	232
#487	cat appendix	4
#546	catgut	7
#569	centipede eggs	2
#838	chaos butterfly	72
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#52	cheap wind-up clock	34
#768	chef's hat	4
#561	cherry	2
#206	chewing gum on a string	88
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#585	chorizo taco	3
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#50	chrome crossbow string	8
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#285	chrome ore	20
#283	chrome staff	2
#53	chrome stick	6
#107	chrome sword hilt	2
#161	chunk of rock salt	34
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#534	clay peace-sign bead	2
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#364	clockwork key	6
#427	cloudy potion	21
#1795	clown hammer	1
#441	clown shoes	5
#585	clown skin	5
#203	clownskin harness	1
#2493	club necklace	2
#378	cocktail napkin	7
#476	cocoa egg	19
#739	cocoa eggshell fragment	25
#720	coconut shell	18
#596	coffin lid	1
#389	cog	73
#234	communications windchimes	38
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#558	cool whip	3
#316	corn holder	3
#361	corncob pipe	3
#243	cornuthaum	31
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#383	cranberries	61
#87	crazy little Turkish delight	384
#393	cream stout	4
#336	creamsicle	6
#469	crowbarrr	3
#260	crystallized memory	1
#598	cup of infinite pencils	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1026	daisy	1
#378	dark potion	29
#507	dead guy's watch	10
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#380	decaying goldfish liver	10
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#310	decorative fountain	20
#114	dehydrated caviar	93
#468	delicious noodles	1
#277	delicious salad	200
#93	demon skin	234
#97	demon whip	1
#781	dense meat stack	11
#149	dented harmonica	22
#496	deodorant	2
#145	desiccated apricot	85
#147	diamond-studded cane	61
#293	didgeridooka	11
#928	dill	27
#217	dirty hobo gloves	122
#983	disassembled clover	15
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#467	disco ball	71
#446	disco mask	69
#311	disease	44
#670	disembodied brain	2
#291	disembodied smile	1
#227	dishrag	2
#329	disintegrating quill pen	19
#540	displaced fish	3
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#386	distressed denim pants	5
#1032	disturbing fanfic	31
#281	divine noisemaker	42
#279	dope wheels	2
#451	drab sonata	7
#322	draggin' ball hat	22
#128	dried face	38
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#764	drum machine	1
#749	dry noodles	19
#672	drywall axe	17
#148	dungeoneer's dungarees	9
#864	dusty bottle of Marsala	3
#816	dusty bottle of Muscat	4
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#801	dusty bottle of Port	5
#662	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	9
#608	dwarf bread	6
#49	dwarvish magazine	19
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#138	eXtreme mittens	40
#91	eXtreme scarf	58
#1642	easter egg balloon	14
#496	effervescent potion	15
#336	eggbeater	1
#320	eggnog	55
#1730	elven cellocello	9
#134	elven magi-pack	12
#115	elven medi-pack	44
#1829	elven suicide capsule	3
#727	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	9
#999	empty agua de vida bottle	20
#871	empty blowgun	1
#516	empty meat tank	3
#176	enchanted barbell	12
#606	enchanted bean	1
#64	enchanted brass knuckles	3
#140	enchanted toothpick	10
#299	enormous belt buckle	10
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#82	equal sign	2
#62	evil golden arch	280
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#271	extra-spicy bloody mary	8
#16	eye of newt	1,564
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#352	eyepatch	19
#406	f3d0r4	14
#1291	facsimile dictionary	4
#298	fairy gravy boat	3
#761	fake blood	1
#652	fancy bath salts	6
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#514	fancy chocolate	6
#1697	fancy chocolate car	4
#603	fancy dress ball	20
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#550	fat stacks of cash	12
#901	felt	10
#458	ferret bait	8
#306	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	5
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#335	filthy corduroys	20
#35	filthy hippy poncho	27
#331	filthy knitted dread sack	18
#2033	filthy lucre	1
#289	filthy pestle	8
#280	filthy poultice	14
#880	fine wine	1
#693	[2426]fire flower	1
#285	fire poi	7
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#130	flaming crutch	77
#340	flaming talons	20
#563	flaregun	11
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#175	flute of flat champagne	83
#257	foolscap fool's cap	12
#81	foon	5
#287	forest tears	2
#204	fortune cookie	11
#461	fossilized limb	15
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#408	fossilized spike	9
#398	fossilized spine	3
#674	fossilized torso	2
#478	fossilized wing	5
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#938	frigid ninja stars	4
#354	frilly skirt	10
#577	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#521	frozen banquet	3
#596	frozen nunchaku	2
#405	fruitcake	54
#268	fudge lily	21
#603	fudgecule	996
#608	funky dried mushroom	4
#722	furry fur	47
#179	furry pants	4
#1243	fuzzy dice	5
#98	ga-ga radio	61
#469	gas balloon	6
#363	gator skin	13
#947	ghost cucumber	36
#320	ghuol ears	47
#308	ghuol egg	67
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#471	ghuol guolash	12
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#931	giant discarded bottlecap	4
#747	giant discarded plastic fork	12
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#239	giant moxie weed	13
#597	giant needle	31
#989	giant pinky ring	12
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#503	gingerbread bugbear	47
#2304	gingerbread horror	3
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#305	glass of goat's milk	34
#72	glimmering roc feather	4
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#608	glowing red eye	11
#657	gnatwing	2
#345	gnauga hide	14
#208	gnoll lips	19
#189	gnoll teeth	25
#393	goat beard	11
#503	goat cheese	18
#289	goat cheese pizza	32
#428	goatskin umbrella	2
#354	gob of wet hair	38
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#692	golden ring	40
#43	golden twig	11
#948	googly eye	12
#574	goth kid t-shirt	5
#175	gr8ps	35
#526	grapefruit	5
#402	grapes	14
#276	grassy cutlass	3
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#1202	gray bow tie	2
#473	green clay bead	14
#504	green pixel	78
#108	green pixel potion	11
#595	gremlin juice	1
#440	grog	2
#659	grouchy restless spirit	6
#3897	grue egg	3
#527	grumpy old man charrrm	2
#390	grungy bandana	1
#376	guano coffee cup	3
#678	guitar pick	2
#151	gyroscope	20
#190	hair spray	84
#138	half-baked potion	18
#130	halfberd	5
#1046	hamethyst	7
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#54	hamethyst earring	3
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#5196	handful of confetti	1
#113	handful of drink tickets	3
#429	handful of hand chalk	56
#450	handful of moss	4
#622	handful of sand	9
#425	handful of sawdust	6
#570	harem girl t-shirt	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#2508	heart necklace	2
#638	heavy D	40
#46	hellion cube	246
#376	hellseal claw	52
#313	hellseal whisker	58
#92	helmet recipe	7
#490	helmet turtle	84
#389	hemp string	22
#384	henna face paint	1
#56	henna tattoo	62
#1104	herb brownies	2
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#341	herbs	66
#110	hermit permit	58
#120	hideous egg	21
#472	hill of beans	28
#161	hippo whip	1
#250	hippy bongo	2
#294	hippy medical kit	10
#209	hippy protest button	23
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#372	hobo nickel	720
#194	hors d'oeuvre tray	8
#188	hot buttered roll	2
#477	hot date	5
#103	hot katana blade	252
#342	hot plate	1
#148	hot wing	674
#408	huge spoon	3
#381	hypodermic needle	4
#756	iGoogly	18
#920	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	41
#711	ice-cold Willer	39
#574	ice-cold fotie	24
#477	ice-cold six-pack	14
#325	iced-out bling	1
#616	icy katana hilt	1
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#132	imp air	5
#447	imp unity ring	1
#58	infernal fife	52
#79	infernal insoles	68
#313	inkwell	12
#49	insanely spicy bean burrito	510
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#960	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	3
#312	jack flapper	1
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#221	yak skin	4
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#290	yeti fur	691
#886	yo-yo	24

Wow, that's 38,656 items total!

what items are this player missing?