Museum :: Ubiq

Ubiq

Rank	Item	Quantity
#533	1-ball	8
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#268	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	35
#429	2-ball	10
#124	25-meat staff	1
#675	3-ball	5
#795	30669 scroll	3
#349	33398 scroll	52
#933	334 scroll	1
#405	4-ball	11
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#503	5-ball	8
#520	6-ball	8
#190	64067 scroll	2
#394	668 scroll	1
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#397	7-ball	12
#597	8-ball	32
#401	9-ball	2
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#662	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#688	Angry Farmer candy	87
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#102	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#850	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	14
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#203	Ben-Gal™ Balm	4
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#300	Bit O' Ectoplasm	8
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#266	Black No. 2	23
#187	Blackfly Chardonnay	26
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#148	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#843	Bonerdagon necklace	12
#143	Boris's key lime	3
#148	Boris's key lime pie	9
#114	Boris's ring	12
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1108	Boss Bat britches	11
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#406	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	16
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#89	Cherry Cloaca Cola	26
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#270	Cloaca grenade	65
#198	Cloaca-Cola	205
#152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	24
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#267	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#687	Cold Hots candy	5
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1251	Crimboween memo	8
#1038	Crown of the Goblin King	23
#523	Daffy Taffy	57
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#73	Diet Cloaca Cola	25
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#313	Divine	1
#158	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	27
#272	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	34
#64	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	19
#106	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	18
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#341	Dolphin King's crown	13
#304	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	29
#477	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#80	Dramatic™ range	21
#1823	Drowsy Sword	4
#246	Dyspepsi grenade	57
#324	Dyspepsi-Cola	214
#200	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	14
#369	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#255	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#79	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	52
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#478	Ent cider	13
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#269	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	39
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#756	Feynman gate	11
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#441	Gaia beads	3
#59	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	6
#175	Genalen™ Bottle	15
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#98	Gnollish pie tin	78
#301	Gnollish plunger	9
#253	Gnollish slotted spoon	8
#275	Gnollish toolbox	16
#38	Gnomish toolbox	4
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#398	Gummi-Gnauga	5
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#150	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#87	Hell broth	4
#415	Hell ramen	4
#64	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#319	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#381	Imp Ale	493
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#81	Jarlsberg's earring	14
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#213	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#171	Jolly Roger charrrm	28
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#358	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	24
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#63	Kevlar balloon	3
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#295	Knob Goblin elite helm	19
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#318	Knob Goblin elite polearm	16
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#96	Knob Goblin eyedrops	10
#447	Knob Goblin firecracker	34
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#496	Knob Goblin harem veil	6
#47	Knob Goblin learning pill	25
#171	Knob Goblin love potion	98
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#151	Knob Goblin melon baller	20
#92	Knob Goblin nasal spray	11
#414	Knob Goblin pants	21
#154	Knob Goblin perfume	25
#116	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	15
#385	Knob Goblin scimitar	24
#471	Knob Goblin seltzer	15
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#248	Knob Goblin spatula	44
#180	Knob Goblin steroids	75
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#397	Knob Goblin tongs	26
#253	Knob Goblin visor	26
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#267	Knob mushroom	36
#216	Knob pasty	2
#418	Knob sausage	6
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#89	Knob stir-fry	4
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#412	Knoll mushroom	22
#130	Knoll shroomkabob	12
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#2764	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#506	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	11
#452	Lucky Surprise Egg	8
#1199	M-242	1
#170	MSG	3
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#652	Mad Train wine	100
#205	Mae West	4
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#194	Manetwich	4
#149	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#347	Marquis de Poivre soda	6
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#202	Meat detector	3
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#523	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	5
#561	Meleegra™ pills	12
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#742	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	17
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#870	Mob Penguin cellular phone	16
#550	Mob Penguin protection contract	2
#496	Mohawk wig	11
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#353	Monstar energy beverage	10
#449	Mountain Stream soda	31
#1442	Mr. Mediocrebar	23
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#102	ND	2
#239	NG	4
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#432	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#238	Orcish frat-paddle	13
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#494	PADL Phone	4
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#472	Penultimate Fantasy chest	24
#115	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	14
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#177	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	7
#499	Ram's Face Lager	28
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#53	Regular Cloaca Cola	35
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#1295	Rock Pops	30
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#928	Senior Mints	3
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#108	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	12
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#109	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	12
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#225	Spam Witch sammich	206
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#21	Staff of Blood and Pudding	4
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#28	Staff of the Greasefire	3
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#22	Staff of the Midnight Snack	4
#33	Staff of the Short Order Cook	2
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#355	Steal This Candy	5
#438	Sugar Cog	4
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#172	Supernova Champagne	38
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#523	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	91
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#493	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#229	Trollhouse cookies	203
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#193	Tuesday's ruby	13
#414	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#97	Venus flytrap	3
#174	WA	2
#441	Wand of Nagamar	11
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#127	White Citadel burger	36
#79	White Citadel fries	25
#855	Wint-O-Fresh mint	10
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#953	Yummy Tummy bean	174
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#242	abominable snowcone	78
#157	accidental cider	13
#124	acid-squirting flower	42
#185	acoustic guitarrr	23
#286	adder bladder	29
#91	albatross necklace	1
#486	all-purpose cleaner	5
#19	all-purpose flower	14
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#218	alphabet gum	8
#510	amulet of extreme plot significance	21
#252	ancient Magi-Wipes	25
#143	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#88	ancient frozen dinner	35
#201	ancient protein powder	28
#133	ancient spice	28
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#53	angel-food cake	1
#314	anniversary balloon	3
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#189	annoying pitchfork	14
#231	ant agonist	13
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#324	anti-anti-antidote	7
#765	anticheese	3
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#445	antique greaves	10
#282	antique hand mirror	12
#519	antique helmet	7
#153	antique packet of ketchup	12
#506	antique shield	8
#370	antique spear	17
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#261	around the world	7
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#342	arrrgyle socks	7
#433	asbestos apron	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#32	asbestos helmet turtle	8
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#211	asbestos ore	34
#188	asbestos staff	3
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#404	asparagus knife	14
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#469	asshat	2
#756	astral mushroom	6
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#63	attention spanner	3
#106	automatic catapult	1
#522	awful poetry journal	149
#278	bätzle	2
#449	baby killer bee	22
#70	babycakes	8
#1715	baconstone	3
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#2644	badass belt	18
#133	badger badge	1
#633	bag of Cheat-Os	6
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#293	balaclava	2
#407	balaclava baklava	5
#1592	ball	2
#305	balloon helmet	1
#81	balloon monkey	23
#202	balloon sword	2
#236	ballroom blintz	18
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#967	banana	2
#220	banana cream pie	2
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#654	banana peel	1
#285	banana smoothie	2
#208	banana spritzer	1
#118	banjo strings	3
#234	bar skin	60
#57	bar whip	2
#229	barbed-wire fence	28
#381	barrrnacle	42
#80	barskin hat	9
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#71	barskin tent	6
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#267	baseball	21
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#45	basic meat fez	3
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#78	basic meat pants	3
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#77	basic meat staff	2
#144	basic meat sword	1
#206	bat guano	88
#99	bat haggis	7
#1017	bat wing	1
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#389	batgut	64
#227	battered hubcap	1
#318	beach glass bead	11
#128	beach glass necklace	5
#115	bean burrito	11
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#350	beer bomb	63
#465	beer bong	2
#62	beer cartilage	10
#182	beer goggles	2
#483	beer helmet	4
#295	beer lens	8
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#398	beertini	4
#416	begpwnia	1
#85	bejeweled accordion strap	3
#429	bejeweled pledge pin	7
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#113	bellhop bell	5
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#179	big bad voodoo mask	4
#316	big boom	2
#702	big red clown nose	4
#187	big rock	8
#56	big stick	12
#82	bigger stick	2
#297	bilge wine	60
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#271	bit-o-cactus	12
#149	black & tan	24
#138	black cherry soda	4
#237	black eyedrops	3
#188	black facepaint	1
#170	black forest cake	29
#134	black forest ham	28
#370	black greaves	5
#469	black helmet	3
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#426	black pension check	5
#122	black pepper	32
#461	black picnic basket	1
#703	black pixel	11
#175	black plastic oyster egg	23
#402	black polka-dot oyster egg	13
#126	black pudding	29
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#399	black shield	4
#348	black snake skin	14
#813	black snowcone	1
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#436	black sword	4
#269	black velvet box	1
#475	blackberry	10
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#532	blood flower	12
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#177	blood-faced volleyball	4
#744	bloody beer	4
#345	bloody clown pants	15
#480	bloody mary	2
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#969	blue pixel	12
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#277	blue plastic oyster egg	17
#426	blue polka-dot oyster egg	10
#753	blue snowcone	2
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#269	blue-frosted astral cupcake	4
#142	blundarrrbus	4
#242	boilermaker	1
#142	bone collar	2
#87	bone rattle	37
#260	booty chest charrrm	29
#434	borg sock monkey	4
#152	boring spaghetti	4
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#473	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#171	bottle of Pinot Renoir	10
#178	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	5
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#198	bottle of black cat tonic	3
#148	bottle of cooking sherry	14
#1018	bottle of gin	4
#1459	bottle of goofballs	16
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#146	bottle of popskull	20
#128	bottle of realpagne	4
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1298	bottle of rum	4
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#1082	bottle of tequila	4
#178	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#966	bottle of vodka	4
#1216	bottle of whiskey	4
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#181	bottled inspiration	4
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#643	bowl of cottage cheese	14
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#98	bowl of rye sprouts	7
#144	box	112
#4833	box of sunshine	8
#127	box turtle	3
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#53	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	4
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1191	boxed wine	2
#202	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	11
#134	brains casserole	3
#104	brainy skull	5
#118	brass stinger	5
#2708	brick	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#314	briefcase	17
#1179	brine	4
#128	briny vinegar	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#476	broken cellular phone	4
#351	broken skull	52
#298	broken sword	10
#355	bronze breastplate	3
#153	bronzed locust	17
#156	brown sugar cane	40
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#328	bubblewrap ore	5
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#413	bubbly potion	23
#123	buckler buckle	4
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#382	bugbear beanie	14
#434	bugbear bungguard	11
#470	bullet-proof corduroys	3
#658	bum cheek	9
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#147	bunch of square grapes	39
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#165	cactus fruit	15
#89	caipifruta	2
#185	calavera concertina	1
#353	calle de miel	3
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1437	can of Binarrrca	3
#136	can of Red Minotaur	36
#228	can of Swiller	15
#211	can of black paint	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#135	can of maces	9
#93	can of starch	2
#106	can-can-in-a-can	4
#867	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#430	candied kobold	7
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1439	candied yams	5
#457	candy brain	6
#4785	candy cane	1
#3108	candy stake	2
#286	cannonball charrrm	21
#588	canopic jar	1
#568	capacitor relay	18
#813	carbon nanotube frame	11
#214	carbonated soy milk	23
#146	carbonated water lily	60
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#163	cardboard ore	15
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#451	cardboard wakizashi	3
#121	carob brownies	2
#77	carob cannon	1
#286	carob chunk cookies	8
#232	carob chunk noodles	8
#194	carob chunks	41
#126	casino pass	32
#636	cast	11
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#198	cat appendix	25
#218	catgut	45
#216	catgut taco	1
#110	catsup	3
#335	centipede eggs	8
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#251	chaos butterfly	1,075
#957	cheap plastic bottle opener	6
#529	cheap toaster	4
#188	cheap wind-up clock	3
#83	chef skull	1
#438	chef's hat	17
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#505	cherry	3
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#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1767	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
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#1472	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
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#2135	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
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#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
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#940	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	8
#1347	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#3949	tiny plastic angry goat	4
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#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
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#1965	tiny plastic killer bee	9
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#4877	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
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#2170	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#2828	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#2859	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	6
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#1779	tiny plastic scary clown	4
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#1781	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#3307	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#2515	tiny plastic star starfish	7
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#1770	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#2122	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
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#259	tiny shaker of salt	9
#488	tip jar	1
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#265	tisket	1
#873	titanium assault umbrella	2
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#202	tofu casserole	8
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#93	troutpiece	1
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#337	tube of dread wax	8
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#150	tulip	5
#105	tuning fork	2
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#475	turtle totem	76
#491	twinkly nuggets	2
#152	twinkly powder	104
#835	twinkly wad	11
#76	two-handed depthsword	2
#168	uncooked chorizo	38
#313	unearthly onyx	2
#229	unidentified jerky	65
#66	union scalemail pants	2
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#284	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	17
#60	unrolling pin	2
#535	unstable laser battery	61
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#141	upsy daisy	56
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#424	useless powder	308
#748	valuable trinket	91
#423	vampire collar	3
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#58	velvet choker	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#79	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#210	vial of patchouli oil	3
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#536	viking helmet	12
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#245	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	67
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#514	vodka and cranberry	2
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#141	volleyball	1
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#134	wad of dough	582
#249	wad of tofu	24
#169	walrus-tusk earring	7
#385	wang	3
#358	war tongs	3
#107	warm mushroom	16
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#78	weegee sqouija	1
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#119	whip kit	4
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#460	white Canadian	5
#133	white Xanadian	3
#630	white balloon	2
#48	white belt	1
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#185	white chocolate and tomato pizza	13
#392	white chocolate chip cookies	7
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#298	white collar	4
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#479	white lightning	16
#508	white picket fence	5
#528	white pixel	31
#574	white satin pants	3
#446	white satin shield	2
#337	white snake skin	30
#338	white sword	11
#56	wholeberd	2
#1934	whoopie cushion	1
#405	wicker shield	3
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#216	windchimes	51
#192	wine spritzer	5
#425	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	86
#212	witty rapier	20
#587	wolf mask	18
#185	wonderwall shield	7
#261	wooden axe	2
#630	wooden block	4
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#45	wooden salad bowl	4
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#395	wool hat	3
#61	woolen cravat	1
#282	worn tophat	5
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#767	worthless knick-knack	3
#784	worthless trinket	1
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#845	wrench bracelet	2
#361	wussiness potion	39
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#354	yak skin	1
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#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#34	ye olde golde frontes	7
#336	yellow brick road	1
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#740	yellow glowstick	1
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2117	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1376	yeti fur	7
#1065	yo	7
#2364	yo-yo	1
#344	yohohoyo	5
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 27,551 items total!

what items are this player missing?