Museum :: Dr Danger

Dr Danger

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#188	Alewife™ Ale	5
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#49	Ancient Protector Soda	13
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#84	BGE merchandise order form	45
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#46	BGE shotglass	72
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#214	BRAINS shorts	5
#571	BURT	6
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#369	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#189	Blood Light	23
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#302	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#23	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#31	Brimstone Brooch	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#331	CRIMBCO mug	42
#151	CRIMBCO wine	48
#116	CRIMBCOIDS mints	18
#84	CRIMBCOLOAF	22
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#37	Coily™	2
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#238	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	12
#150	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#142	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#95	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#189	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	18
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#211	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	14
#171	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	8
#128	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#177	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	20
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#193	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	17
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#170	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	20
#151	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#2809	Crimbuck	6
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#123	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	57
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#52	El Vibrato power sphere	34
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#55	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	11
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	12
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	8
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	11
#60	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	6
#73	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	14
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	15
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	12
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#234	Elmley shades	4
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#264	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#327	Go-Wassail	55
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#27	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#165	Green Clover of Justice	11
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#55	Hunger™ Sauce	2
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#530	Iron Beta of Industry	13
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#324	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	6
#35	Kashmir sweater	4
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#28	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	13
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#73	Mark of the Skeleton	4
#79	Mark of the Vampire	3
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#123	Mer-kin hookspear	3
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#91	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#67	Mer-kin weaksauce	3
#131	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	19
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#450	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	13
#116	Nightstalker perfume	27
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#232	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#219	Orange Star of Sacrifice	10
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#201	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#209	Rock and Roll Legend	9
#56	S.A.V.E. flyer	9
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#789	Schrödinger's thermos	6
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#85	Silver Bullet beer	26
#126	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#32	Sogg-Os	13
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#213	Strix stix	3
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#805	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#210	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	16
#279	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#702	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	7
#105	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#108	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	22
#185	Thwaitgold spider statuette	13
#894	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#45	Wet Russian	8
#65	Workytime Tea	41
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#538	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#233	ammonite fossil	22
#62	anemone sauce	4
#53	angel-food cake	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#933	antique record album	1
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#196	asbestos apron	6
#183	babycakes	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#240	bananagate	29
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#17	baneful bandolier	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#126	bed of coals	6
#28	beefy fish meat	52
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#169	bejeweled cufflinks	24
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#199	belemnite fossil	26
#44	bewitching boots	1
#584	bindlestocking	2
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#152	bite-me-red lipstick	133
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#320	black striped oyster egg	15
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#82	blackberry galoshes	3
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#56	blood sausage	2
#826	blue class ring	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#341	bottle of Blank-Out	32
#59	bottle of Bloodweiser	3
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#31	bounty-hunting pants	1
#37	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#92	brand new key	1
#22	brass dorsal fin	3
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#143	brown crock marble	3
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#51	bubbling tempura batter	12
#957	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#129	can of CRIMBCOLA	15
#1860	candy cane	14
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#140	caustic slime nodule	2
#56	chamoisole	1
#492	chloroform rag	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#81	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	13
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#705	club necklace	10
#27	coal paperweight	1
#56	cod cape	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#6	corroded breeches	1
#5	corrosive cowl	1
#6	cozy bazooka	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#104	crown-shaped beanie	3
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#112	crusty hula hoop	4
#262	crystallized memory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#50	cursed scrunchie	23
#1025	daisy	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#89	deep six-shooter	2
#154	dehydrated caviar	46
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#160	designer handbag	16
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#562	diamond necklace	12
#597	didgeridooka	1
#909	disassembled clover	20
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#113	diving muff	1
#51	dolphin whistle	14
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#53	drafty drawers	1
#55	dragonfish caviar	7
#259	dreadlock whip	3
#148	drum of pomade	10
#936	dry noodles	5
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#36	dumb mud	10
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#44	eel sauce	5
#51	eerie fetish	1
#45	electric Kool-Aid	3
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#478	elven cellocello	31
#541	energy drink IV	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#375	extra-greasy slider	5
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#179	extremely skinny jeans	5
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#175	fancy opera glasses	24
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#13	festive sausage	102
#208	fiery wing	30
#38	filet of The Fish	5
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#527	filthy poultice	1
#529	fire poi	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#38	fish stick	2
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#24	fishbone facemask	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#570	fossilized limb	9
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#619	fossilized spike	3
#467	fossilized spine	2
#502	fossilized torso	6
#627	fossilized wing	2
#251	frat brats	2
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#1034	friendly cheez blob	2
#106	frigid air mattress	6
#196	frilly shirt	3
#464	frozen banquet	4
#151	fudge bunny	4
#109	fudgecule	22,905
#437	furniture dolly	2
#477	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#25	ganger bandana	6
#200	garish pinky ring	22
#614	gauze garter	1
#443	gearbox necklace	2
#51	ghost pepper	3
#178	ghost protocol	4
#85	ghost toga	3
#235	ghostly body paint	21
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#117	giant designer sunglasses	34
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#453	giant foam finger	2
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#74	gingerbread robot	9
#125	gingham blouse	2
#75	globe of Deep Sauce	3
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#86	glowing esca	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#59	goblin water	11
#214	gold wedding ring	40
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#594	green balloon	2
#1030	green clay bead	1
#184	green gummi ingot	185
#163	green peawee marble	4
#5	grisly shield	1
#91	groupie bra	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#96	halibut	1
#1411	handful of confetti	27
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#67	hardened slime belt	2
#50	hardened slime pants	3
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#136	headless sparrow	5
#315	heart necklace	20
#653	heart of the volcano	10
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#327	henna face paint	2
#392	herringcello	33
#138	high-energy mining laser	10
#103	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#10	holiday cheese log	101
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#58	hot daub	22
#606	huge spoon	1
#184	hyperinflated seal lung	1
#54	intimidating coiffure	1
#59	jam band	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#547	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#318	java cookie	3
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#341	jerky coins	60
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#21	junk-mail shirt	2
#506	keg shield	1
#445	kick-ass kicks	2
#248	kiwi beak	1
#759	kumquartz	3
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#27	lawn dart	14
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#109	lemonade marble	2
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#59	liquid ice	12
#41	lollipop cufflinks	2
#514	lollipop stick	55
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#143	longhaired hippy wig	4
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#33	lynyrdskin tunic	1
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#80	medium slimy cyst	1
#74	mermaid's purse	1
#132	midriff scrubs	3
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#314	mixed wildflower greens	1
#84	moist sailor's cap	2
#466	mojo filter	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#262	molten brick	32
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#690	mugcake	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#492	natural fennel soda	1
#208	necrotizing body spray	46
#29	neoprene skullcap	13
#61	nurse's hat	4
#75	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#104	octopus's spade	2
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#188	old school flying disc	2
#28	old soft shoes	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#71	pacification grenade	1
#677	pack of pogs	13
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#127	palm-frond cloak	2
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#31	pear supersucker	28
#312	pearidot	21
#611	perforated battle paddle	1
#15	pernicious cudgel	1
#682	personalized birthday cake	2
#45	petit 4.1	14
#87	petit fortran	6
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#332	phish stick	3
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#1004	pink clay bead	1
#328	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#288	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#180	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#180	popsicle stick	9
#1142	pork elf goodies sack	3
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#175	press-on ribs	48
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#156	punk rock jacket	6
#779	purple clay bead	1
#669	quantum taco	5
#91	radiation-resistant helmet	18
#304	raspberry	1
#90	rat head balloon	1
#181	really dense meat stack	32
#110	red China marble	3
#229	red balloon	1
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#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
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#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
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#949	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1094	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	7
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#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
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#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
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#149	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	3
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#1760	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
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#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
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#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
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#1727	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
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#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#50	tiny plastic Toybot	4
#1471	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	5
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
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#2159	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#114	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	3
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#1801	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
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#1241	tiny plastic anime smiley	6
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#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#2015	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#1466	tiny plastic blooper	5
#1480	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
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#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
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#1488	tiny plastic cubist bull	5
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#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
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#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
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#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
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#2227	tiny plastic grue	8
#943	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#108	tiny plastic hobo elf	4
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#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
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#1742	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
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#2520	tiny plastic levitating potato	7
#1466	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#1344	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#4848	tiny plastic mosquito	3
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#2801	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
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#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
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#2273	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
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#1825	tiny plastic stab bat	10
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#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
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#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
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#42	tiny plastic warbear	5
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#1045	tiny plastic whitesnake	7
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#34	tonguebone	2
#253	tourmalime	28
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#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#28	traffic jam	32
#149	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
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#442	tube sock	1
#392	tulip	1
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#101	unrequired jacket	1
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#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#728	urinal cake	1
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#36	velcro boots	1
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#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
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#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#209	warbear foil hat	1
#76	warbear gyrocopter	11
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
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#150	warbear metalworking primer	8
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#69	warbear oil pan	3
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#165	warbear robo-camouflage unit	8
#146	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	9
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
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#95	water-polo cap	3
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#68	whisker pencil	100
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#512	wicker shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#230	wreath of laurels	3
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#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
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#176	yak anorak	1
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#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 30,657 items total!

what items are this player missing?