Museum :: maliphik

maliphik

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#626	1-ball	6
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#51	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	303
#851	2-ball	3
#124	25-meat staff	1
#559	3-ball	7
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#53	33398 scroll	590
#934	334 scroll	1
#355	4-ball	13
#141	4-d camera	1
#149	4-dimensional guitar	15
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#774	5-ball	4
#484	6-ball	9
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#149	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	25
#569	7-ball	7
#50	7-inch discus	1
#628	8-ball	29
#626	9-ball	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#306	Angry Farmer candy	406
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#164	BGE merchandise order form	27
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#10	Bash-Ōs cereal	553
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#312	Black No. 2	17
#281	Blackfly Chardonnay	12
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#161	Boris's ring	10
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#97	CRIMBCO lanyard	6
#559	CRIMBCO mug	20
#91	CRIMBCO scrip	3,980
#298	CRIMBCO wine	25
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#24	Climate Colada	2
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#138	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#62	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	25
#164	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#76	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	17
#391	Corpse Island iced tea	13
#407	Crimbo candied pecan	28
#372	Crimbo fudge	30
#395	Crimbo peppermint bark	28
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1649	Crimbuck	103
#2889	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#612	Daffy Taffy	47
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#245	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	24
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#96	Dogsgotnonoz pills	3
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#547	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1338	Drowsy Sword	8
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#100	Dyspepsi-Cola	813
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#387	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#309	Ent cider	27
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#449	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	13
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
🥉	Frat Army FGF	1,680
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#151	GOTO	2
#392	Gaia beads	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#244	Genalen™ Bottle	9
#51	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	31
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#141	Gnollish flyswatter	23
#111	Gnollish pie server	17
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#119	Gnollish plunger	24
#160	Gnollish slotted spoon	13
#125	Gnollish toolbox	55
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#582	Go-Wassail	25
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#83	Gummi-DNA	21
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#8	Hippy Army MPE	1,756
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#222	Iiti Kitty phone charm	13
#458	Imp Ale	349
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#874	Instant Karma	3
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#184	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#87	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	33
#691	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	6
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#260	Knob Goblin elite helm	23
#227	Knob Goblin elite pants	27
#318	Knob Goblin elite polearm	16
#271	Knob Goblin elite shirt	29
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#136	Knob Goblin firecracker	177
#298	Knob Goblin harem pants	14
#289	Knob Goblin harem veil	13
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#69	Knob Goblin love potion	343
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#33	Knob Goblin melon baller	171
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#97	Knob Goblin pants	172
#134	Knob Goblin perfume	29
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#98	Knob Goblin scimitar	169
#38	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,258
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#373	Knob Goblin spatula	14
#56	Knob Goblin steroids	392
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#27	Knob Goblin superseltzer	540
#92	Knob Goblin tongs	206
#224	Knob Goblin visor	31
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#354	Knob mushroom	17
#238	Knob nuts	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#481	Knob sausage	4
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#244	Knoll mushroom	52
#260	Knoll shroomkabob	5
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#339	Lockenstock™ sandals	5
#2017	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	8
#576	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	9
#165	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	371
#363	Lucky Surprise Egg	11
#954	M-242	3
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#109	Mad Train wine	1,029
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#80	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	103
#264	Meat detector	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#645	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#345	Meleegra™ pills	28
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#120	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#161	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	585
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#156	Mohawk wig	86
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#34	Monstar energy beverage	417
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#227	Mountain Stream soda	139
#1230	Mr. Mediocrebar	32
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#102	ND	2
#303	NG	2
#155	NPZR chemistry set	37
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#75	Necrotelicomnicon	10
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#68	Oil of Parrrlay	56
#242	Orcish baseball cap	15
#188	Orcish cargo shorts	19
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#125	PADL Phone	131
#29	PVC staff	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#485	Penultimate Fantasy chest	22
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#94	Pine-Fresh air freshener	39
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#84	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	18
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#222	Ram's Face Lager	180
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1197	Rock Pops	35
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#409	Senior Mints	12
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#126	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#188	Snow Queen Crown	20
#44	Spam Witch sammich	1,380
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#393	Spooky Surprise Egg	29
#191	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	5
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#316	Supernova Champagne	12
#58	Swabbie™ swab	93
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#48	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2,049
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#71	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	86
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#85	Trollhouse cookies	732
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#269	Typical Tavern swill	18
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#342	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	37
#133	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	29
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1777	Valentine	4
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#407	Warm Subject gift certificate	121
#165	Wax Flask	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#713	Wint-O-Fresh mint	13
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#141	Workytime Tea	15
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#990	Yummy Tummy bean	165
#199	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#241	a butt tuba	3
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#335	abandoned candy	1
#186	abominable blubber	2
#486	abominable snowcone	20
#138	accidental cider	17
#104	acid-squirting flower	56
#185	acoustic guitarrr	23
#311	adder bladder	24
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#80	all-purpose cleaner	121
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#305	alphabet gum	5
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#348	ammonite fossil	13
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#103	amulet of extreme plot significance	180
#146	ancient Magi-Wipes	71
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#190	ancient frozen dinner	12
#283	ancient protein powder	15
#194	ancient spice	13
#96	ancient stone fist	20
#139	ancient stone head	6
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#372	ancient vinyl coin purse	7
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#31	ant agonist	187
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#70	ant hoe	7
#43	ant pick	12
#87	ant pitchfork	5
#80	ant rake	7
#36	ant sickle	15
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#520	anticheese	7
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#126	antique bottle of cough syrup	6
#188	antique greaves	55
#18	antique hand mirror	1,381
#205	antique helmet	53
#124	antique packet of ketchup	19
#933	antique record album	1
#185	antique shield	57
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#219	antique spear	44
#81	armgun	75
#60	around the world	84
#238	arrrgyle socks	11
#37	asbestos apron	32
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#47	asbestos meat stack	2
#654	asbestos ore	7
#152	asbestos staff	4
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#45	asparagus knife	243
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#340	awful poetry journal	378
#358	bätzle	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#695	baby killer bee	13
#120	bacon bath ball	8
#2045	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#4406	badass belt	7
#105	badass pie	1
#133	badger badge	1
#217	bag of Cheat-Os	54
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#521	baggie of powdered sugar	29
#430	balaclava	1
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#820	ball	7
#305	balloon helmet	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#25	balloon shield	10
#203	balloon sword	2
#302	ballroom blintz	10
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#187	banana peel	29
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#90	banana-frosted king cake	22
#268	bananagate	26
#218	banjo strings	1
#355	bar skin	30
#122	bar whip	1
#269	barbed-wire fence	21
#5	bargain flash powder	394
#283	barrrnacle	56
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#30	barskin loincloth	3
#118	barskin tent	2
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#108	baseball	79
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#35	basic meat foon	2
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#87	bat guano	247
#117	bat haggis	5
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#107	bat wing	195
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#298	batblade	10
#161	batgut	250
#243	bath ball gift set	20
#278	battered Crimbo Crate	46
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#189	beach glass bead	30
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#230	bean burrito	2
#199	beanbag chair	2
#107	beaten-up Chucks	5
#643	bed of coals	1
#185	beefy fish meat	2
#98	beer basted brat	2
#67	beer bomb	808
#283	beer bong	8
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#561	beer helmet	2
#725	beer lens	1
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#583	beertini	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#110	beholed bedsheet	7
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
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#79	yohohoyo	46
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#30	zen motorcycle	2
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Wow, that's 105,412 items total!

what items are this player missing?