Museum :: Ashles

Ashles

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#663	2-ball	5
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#643	334 scroll	4
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#1113	4-ball	2
#141	4-d camera	1
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#900	6-ball	3
#394	668 scroll	1
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#800	7-ball	4
#1640	8-ball	4
#626	9-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#44	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	3
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#182	Alice's Army Guard	3
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1781	Angry Farmer candy	4
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#138	BGE shotglass	36
#111	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#118	BGE tiny plastic toy	8
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#203	Ben-Gal™ Balm	4
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#773	Black No. 2	1
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#499	Boris's ring	3
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#690	CRIMBCO mug	15
#1251	CRIMBCO scrip	25
#483	CRIMBCO wine	16
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#155	CSA bravery badge	3
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#189	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#164	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#510	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#312	Crimbo candied pecan	40
#330	Crimbo fudge	37
#338	Crimbo peppermint bark	36
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2380	Crimbuck	11
#2889	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#463	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#202	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	12
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#120	Duskwalker syringe	4
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#875	Ent cider	3
#15	FDKOL hotcakes	534
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#121	Flaskfull of Hollow	2
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#472	Gnollish toolbox	5
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#36	Hand in Glove	2
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#33	Haymaker	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#318	Hollandaise helmet	8
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1690	Imp Ale	5
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#187	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#624	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#148	Knob Goblin eyedrops	3
#675	Knob Goblin firecracker	13
#668	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#134	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#731	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#760	Knob Goblin steroids	3
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#657	Knob Goblin tongs	8
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#238	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob stroganoff	3
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#844	Knoll mushroom	3
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#186	MSG	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1364	Mad Train wine	8
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#401	Manetwich	1
#39	Mark I Steam-Hat	2
#88	Mark V Steam-Hat	3
#65	Marvin's marvelous pill	2
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#183	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1000	Meleegra™ pills	2
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#46	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#51	Mer-kin wordquiz	2
#978	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4
#287	Milk Studs	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#340	Misty Cape	2
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2367	Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#191	Nuclear Blastball	4
#199	O'RLY manual	2
#383	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#464	Orcish baseball cap	5
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#131	P.B.L.T.	2
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#1173	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#164	Piddles	3
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#88	Rad Lib	2
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#252	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2281	Rock Pops	5
#242	Rock and Roll Legend	7
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#138	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#192	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#978	Spam Witch sammich	3
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#561	Sugar Cog	2
#627	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#152	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#745	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#777	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#571	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	12
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#1567	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	5
#204	Tears of the Quiet Healer	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#318	The Joy of Wassailing	11
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#198	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	2
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#562	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#425	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#497	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
#647	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#307	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	8
#1221	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1395	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	6
#105	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#243	Tiger-lily's milk	3
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#1093	Trollhouse cookies	4
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#34	Vivian's Vitamin	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#951	Warm Subject gift certificate	4
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#187	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#22	Winifred's whistle	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#33	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#171	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	4
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#160	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	4
#245	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#2603	Yummy Tummy bean	7
#260	Ze™ goggles	2
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#132	accord ion	1
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#165	adder	3
#821	adder bladder	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#165	airblaster gun	3
#91	albatross necklace	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#486	all-purpose cleaner	5
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#144	ancient ice cream scoop	3
#211	ancient poisoned dart	4
#370	ancient spice	4
#112	anemone nematocyst	2
#79	anemone sauce	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#167	ant pick	2
#165	ant sickle	2
#386	anti-anti-antidote	3
#877	anticheese	2
#79	antique accordion	3
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#565	antique greaves	5
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#589	antique helmet	5
#625	antique shield	4
#948	antique spear	1
#372	armgun	3
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#743	asbestos ore	5
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#673	asparagus knife	5
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#177	attorney's badge	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#1582	awful poetry journal	4
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#200	backwoods screwdriver	3
#2450	baconstone	1
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#222	bag of GORP	1
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#242	balaclava	3
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#281	balloon monkey	6
#43	balloon shield	3
#312	balloon sword	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#93	balsa plank	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#968	banana	2
#338	banana cream pie	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#501	banana peel	3
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#968	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#102	banjo strings	4
#778	bar skin	6
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#212	bargain flash powder	3
#1593	barrrnacle	3
#118	barskin tent	2
#900	baseball	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#770	bat guano	3
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#686	bat wing	7
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#474	batblade	4
#842	batgut	8
#165	bath ball gift set	27
#80	battered Crimbo Crate	209
#227	battered hubcap	1
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#525	beach glass bead	3
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#924	beer bomb	2
#458	beer helmet	5
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#104	beer-battered accordion	2
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#489	beertini	3
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#128	bent scrap metal	2
#147	berries of suffering	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#315	big bass drum	2
#100	big dribbly candle	1
#650	big red clown nose	5
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#688	bilge wine	3
#442	bindlestocking	5
#377	bird rib	1
#74	bishop cookie	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#96	black blade	2
#203	black cherry soda	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#307	black greaves	7
#547	black helmet	2
#241	black kettle drum	3
#373	black pepper	4
#334	black picnic basket	3
#929	black pixel	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#399	black shield	4
#661	black snake skin	3
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#390	black sword	5
#74	black tear	3
#892	blackberry	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#99	bloodied surgical dungarees	2
#1035	bloody beer	1
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#621	bloody mary	1
🥇	blue canary nightlight	222
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1101	blue pixel	6
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#213	bone collar	1
#235	bone flute	5
#488	bone rattle	2
#173	book of matches	1
#523	booty chest charrrm	5
#52	boozebomb	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#140	borrowed time	2
#414	bottle of Blank-Out	21
#339	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#283	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1016	bottle of gin	4
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#84	bottle of peppermint schnapps	3
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1216	bottle of rum	6
#226	bottle of sake	3
#596	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
#1081	bottle of tequila	4
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#761	bottle of vodka	9
#1094	bottle of whiskey	6
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#58	bottled day	4
#102	bottled swamp gas	1
#279	boulder	3
#973	bowl of cottage cheese	3
#247	bowling ball	1
#683	box	9
#106	box of Familiar Jacks	2
#299	boxed champagne	2
#946	boxed wine	6
#175	boxing glove	2
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#380	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#92	brand new key	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#187	brass gear	4
#184	breakfast mess	2
#539	briefcase	4
#235	brigand brittle	1
#69	broken carburetor	3
#774	broken skull	9
#447	broken sword	3
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
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#111	turtlemail coif	1
#115	tuxedo shirt	2
#491	twinkly nuggets	2
#413	twinkly powder	3
#1021	twinkly wad	2
#69	twisted piece of wire	1
#94	twisted-up wet towel	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#98	ultrafondue	1
#183	una poca de gracia	1
#116	unbearable light	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#140	unholy water	1
#531	unidentified jerky	7
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#1176	unstable laser battery	42
#208	unstable quark	3
#721	untamable turtle	3
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#1686	useless powder	4
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#489	vampire collar	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#141	vampire pearl	4
#155	velcro ore	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#229	very overdue library book	1
#111	vial of The Glistening	4
#119	vial of holy water	2
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#815	viking helmet	3
#570	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3
#27	vinyl boots	1
#152	vinyl ore	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#515	vodka and cranberry	2
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#862	wad of dough	9
#359	war tongs	3
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#853	water pipe bomb	3
#331	water wings	2
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#140	weremoose spit	2
#101	wet stew	2
#205	whalebone corset	2
#1147	wheel	2
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#513	whiskey sour	2
#569	white Canadian	3
#1159	white candy heart	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#847	white chocolate chips	2
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#550	white picket fence	4
#939	white pixel	3
#574	white satin pants	3
#936	white snake skin	2
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#405	wicker shield	3
#167	willyweed	2
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#99	wind-up vampire teeth	3
#815	windchimes	1
#87	witch wart	1
#1079	wolf mask	2
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#461	wool hat	2
#174	world's smallest violin	3
#554	worn tophat	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#853	wussiness potion	3
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1665	yeti fur	2

Wow, that's 6,278 items total!

what items are this player missing?