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| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
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| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
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| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
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| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #342 | ancient spice | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
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| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
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| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgƤnger | 1 |
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| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
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| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
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| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
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| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
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| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
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| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
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| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
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| š„ | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
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| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |