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| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
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| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
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| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
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| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
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| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
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| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
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| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
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| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
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| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
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| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
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| #1170 | original G | 1 |
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| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
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| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
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| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
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| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
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| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
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| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
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| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |