Museum :: Jpatton

Jpatton

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#5	668 scroll	523
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#24	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	5
#34	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	5
#19	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	5
#18	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	5
#33	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
#23	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	5
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#2317	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1851	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#21	Greatest American Pants	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
🥉	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	7
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1869	Imp Ale	1
#6	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	102
#1202	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#772	Jack-in-the-box	5
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
🥈	Juju Mojo Mask	10
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#39	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1008	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#739	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#12	Libram of BRICKOs	4
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#14	Libram of Love Songs	4
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1760	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#19	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	20
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#158	ND	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#613	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#194	Polka Pop	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#23	Rainbow's Gravity	6
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#941	Ram's Face Lager	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#9	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	5
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#728	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#507	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1955	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#34	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	100
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#505	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#59	antique pair of blue jeans	11
#156	antique record album	19
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1922	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#2043	ball	1
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#561	banana	7
#337	banana cream pie	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1261	barrrnacle	6
#367	barskin hat	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#902	baseball	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#943	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#1018	bat wing	1
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#1173	batgut	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#787	beertini	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#590	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#633	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#699	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#1055	box	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#88	brick	400
#749	briefcase	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1270	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1096	bum cheek	1
#488	bunch of bananas	7
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#850	burst hellseal brain	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#1818	can of Binarrrca	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#4787	candy cane	1
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#146	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#56	chamoisole	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#617	clay peace-sign bead	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#817	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1280	coconut shell	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#357	cold nuggets	1
#374	cold wad	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
🥉	colorful plastic ball	30,020
#716	comfy coffin	1
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#26	container of Spooky Putty	3
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#524	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1823	corpse on the beach	1
#1819	corpsedriver	1
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Wow, that's 66,987 items total!

what items are this player missing?