| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #297 | Gaia beads | 8 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| #338 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 5 |
| #2392 | Yummy Tummy bean | 14 |
| #768 | anticheese | 3 |
| #873 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #603 | beer bomb | 14 |
| #371 | beer bong | 4 |
| #397 | beer helmet | 7 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #568 | bejeweled pledge pin | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of rum | 47 |
| #165 | bottle of whiskey | 328 |
| #292 | bullet-proof corduroys | 12 |
| #268 | carbonated soy milk | 14 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #541 | dead guy's watch | 9 |
| #357 | didgeridooka | 7 |
| #323 | distressed denim pants | 8 |
| #1299 | disturbing fanfic | 11 |
| #622 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 12 |
| #667 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 10 |
| #611 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 12 |
| #490 | dusty bottle of Port | 25 |
| #682 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 8 |
| #388 | energy drink IV | 4 |
| #317 | ferret bait | 22 |
| #267 | fire poi | 8 |
| #486 | flaregun | 16 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #372 | giant foam finger | 4 |
| #326 | hippy medical kit | 7 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #443 | kick-ass kicks | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #290 | megatofu | 21 |
| #299 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 11 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #279 | oversized pipe | 18 |
| #973 | plot hole | 11 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #364 | round purple sunglasses | 10 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #719 | sunken chest | 10 |
| #294 | tequila grenade | 13 |
| #1164 | thin black candle | 15 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 12 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #449 | water pipe bomb | 56 |
| #366 | wicker shield | 4 |