Museum :: john1008

john1008

Rank	Item	Quantity
#232	"DRINK ME" potion	108
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#911	1-ball	3
#48	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	337
#852	2-ball	3
#675	3-ball	5
#25	30669 scroll	350
#58	33398 scroll	505
#97	334 scroll	82
#656	4-ball	5
#363	4-dimensional guitar	2
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#531	5-ball	7
#554	6-ball	7
#21	64067 scroll	52
#20	668 scroll	122
#60	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	94
#718	7-ball	5
#669	8-ball	26
#626	9-ball	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#18	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	5
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#224	Alewife™ Ale	3
#385	Amulet of Yendor	60
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#43	Angry Farmer candy	5,053
#214	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#470	BGE merchandise order form	8
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#434	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	26
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#25	Bash-Ōs cereal	68
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#78	Ben-Gal™ Balm	46
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#608	Black No. 2	3
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#127	Boris's ring	11
#1676	Boss Bat bling	1
#600	Boss Bat britches	25
#85	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	155
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1048	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#214	CRIMBCOIDS mints	10
#183	CRIMBCOLOAF	12
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#86	Cloaca Cola Polar	37
#38	Cloaca grenade	355
#528	Cloaca-Cola	61
#201	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	18
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#92	Cloaca-Cola helmet	22
#177	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	17
#74	Cloaca-Cola shield	31
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1870	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#325	Corpse Island iced tea	16
#821	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#184	Crimbo candied pecan	99
#191	Crimbo fudge	101
#180	Crimbo peppermint bark	99
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#82	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	6
#91	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	6
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#105	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	5
#42	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	15
#94	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#75	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	7
#39	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	12
#95	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#135	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#79	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	8
#96	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	5
#60	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
#87	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	5
#111	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	4
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#97	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	5
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	3
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#106	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#386	Crown of the Goblin King	63
#148	Daffy Taffy	242
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#45	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	208
#307	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	29
#46	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	43
#57	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	35
#109	Doc's Miracle Cure	12
#105	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	120
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1535	Drowsy Sword	6
#52	Dyspepsi grenade	211
#80	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,011
#141	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	21
#239	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#154	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	14
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	26
#175	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#90	Effermint™ tablets	50
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	14
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	12
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	9
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	26
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	16
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#51	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	92
#128	Elmley shades	9
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#636	Ent cider	8
#47	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	8
#224	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	56
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#154	Frat Army FGF	36
#171	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#57	Gaia beads	98
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#115	Gnollish casserole dish	9
#102	Gnollish flyswatter	32
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#146	Gnollish pie tin	37
#85	Gnollish plunger	33
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#111	Gnollish toolbox	64
#606	Go-Wassail	22
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#820	Goodfella contract	5
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#229	Gummi-DNA	4
#7	Hanukkimbo dreidl	4
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#350	Hell ramen	7
#95	Hippy Army MPE	145
#668	Hodgman's blanket	1
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#225	Imp Ale	1,000
#996	Instant Karma	2
#1287	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#850	Jack-in-the-box	4
#135	Jarlsberg's earring	10
#88	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	14
#70	Jolly Roger charrrm	91
#167	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	14
#109	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	105
#50	Kentucky-style derby	5
#53	Kissin' Cousins	9
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#295	Knob Goblin elite helm	19
#242	Knob Goblin elite pants	25
#254	Knob Goblin elite polearm	21
#314	Knob Goblin elite shirt	23
#254	Knob Goblin firecracker	86
#108	Knob Goblin harem pants	67
#68	Knob Goblin harem veil	94
#35	Knob Goblin love potion	741
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#90	Knob Goblin melon baller	44
#303	Knob Goblin pants	41
#89	Knob Goblin perfume	45
#286	Knob Goblin scimitar	44
#69	Knob Goblin seltzer	597
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#586	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#24	Knob Goblin steroids	1,014
#31	Knob Goblin superseltzer	389
#306	Knob Goblin tongs	45
#468	Knob Goblin visor	9
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#129	Knob lo mein	2
#600	Knob mushroom	4
#131	Knob pasty	4
#481	Knob sausage	4
#9	Knob sausage stir-fry	129
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#843	Knoll mushroom	3
#64	Knoll shroomkabob	29
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#174	Lockenstock™ sandals	23
#2510	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#121	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	97
#370	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	116
#508	Lucky Surprise Egg	5
#108	M-242	109
#185	MSG	2
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#271	Mad Train wine	391
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#238	Manetwich	3
#109	Mariner's Friend cough drops	7
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#325	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
🥈	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5,554
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#82	Meat maid body	4
#15	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1,368
#57	Meleegra™ pills	222
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#70	Mer-kin breastplate	3
#66	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#37	Mer-kin digpick	6
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#92	Mer-kin fastjuice	6
#55	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#120	Mer-kin foodbucket	4
#150	Mer-kin healscroll	3
#103	Mer-kin hidepaint	3
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#11	Mer-kin killscroll	107
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#112	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#68	Mer-kin pressureglobe	4
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#74	Mer-kin sneakmask	3
#83	Mer-kin takebag	7
#99	Mer-kin thingpouch	6
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#35	Mer-kin worktea	4
#50	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	56
#32	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4,206
#140	Milk Studs	63
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#67	Mob Penguin cellular phone	353
#153	Mohawk wig	87
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#69	Monstar energy beverage	198
#152	Mountain Stream soda	268
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#116	Mr. Mediocrebar	682
#34	ND	20
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#311	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#251	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#285	Now and Earlier	13
#155	Oil of Parrrlay	21
#476	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#193	Orcish baseball cap	22
#220	Orcish cargo shorts	14
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#43	Orcish meat locker	17
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#77	Oreille Divisée brandy	3
#38	PADL Phone	461
#187	PEEZ dispenser	37
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#90	Penultimate Fantasy chest	505
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#45	Pine-Fresh air freshener	85
#128	Polysniff Perfume	3
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#64	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	7
#177	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	7
#96	Ram's Face Lager	786
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#106	Rock Pops	496
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#125	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#409	Senior Mints	12
#200	Sensual Massage for Creeps	6
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#617	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#99	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	13
#113	Snow Queen Crown	56
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#81	Spam Witch sammich	812
#105	Spooky Surprise Egg	172
#40	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	28
#152	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#162	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	28
#63	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#35	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#90	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#158	Summer Nights	6
#233	Supernova Champagne	22
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#119	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	747
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#394	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#93	Trollhouse cookies	654
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#473	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	23
#122	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	30
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#540	Valentine	47
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#33	WA	43
#76	Warm Subject gift certificate	3,527
#90	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	67
#138	White Citadel burger	26
#98	White Citadel fries	19
#264	Wint-O-Fresh mint	55
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#198	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#166	Ye Olde Meade	2
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#79	Yummy Tummy bean	2,905
#215	Ze™ goggles	6
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#51	a little sump'm sump'm	126
#158	abominable snowcone	133
#124	accidental cider	19
#224	acid-squirting flower	18
#82	acoustic guitarrr	57
#493	adder bladder	8
#91	albatross necklace	1
#213	all-purpose cleaner	41
#25	alphabet gum	132
#37	amber aviator shades	8
#117	amulet of extreme plot significance	146
#230	ancient Magi-Wipes	30
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#132	ancient frozen dinner	19
#259	ancient protein powder	17
#295	ancient spice	7
#182	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	24
#267	ancient vinyl coin purse	14
#10	anemone nematocyst	110
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#252	annoying pitchfork	11
#246	ant agonist	12
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#253	anti-anti-antidote	11
#262	anticheese	32
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#173	antique greaves	62
#386	antique hand mirror	6
#202	antique helmet	54
#139	antique packet of ketchup	14
#212	antique shield	45
#161	antique spear	73
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#484	armgun	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#74	arrrgyle socks	48
#104	artisanal limoncello	9
#103	asbestos apron	12
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#78	asbestos ore	127
#262	asbestos staff	2
#170	asbestos stick	1
#150	asbestos sword	5
#146	asparagus knife	77
#306	aspirin	3
#468	asshat	2
#82	astral badger	1
#73	astronaut pants	102
#79	awful poetry journal	3,292
#28	bätzle	116
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#485	baby killer bee	20
#98	backwoods screwdriver	17
#302	baconstone	26
#185	baconstone earring	1
#1319	badass belt	42
#147	badge of authority	1
#64	bag of Cheat-Os	311
#305	bag of airline peanuts	99
#41	bag of lard	23
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#242	balaclava	3
#372	balaclava baklava	6
#189	ball	35
#56	ball-in-a-cup	3
#183	balloon helmet	2
#390	balloon monkey	4
#394	ballroom blintz	5
#58	bamboo bokuto	5
#341	banana-frosted king cake	9
#168	bananagate	41
#276	bar skin	45
#154	barbed-wire fence	51
#15	bargain flash powder	122
#121	baritone accordion	1
#391	barrrnacle	41
#85	barskin hat	8
#165	baseball	46
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#77	bat guano	302
#166	bat wing	112
#16	bat wing stir-fry	74
#45	bat-ass leather jacket	7
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#86	batblade	75
#103	batgut	461
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#479	battered Crimbo Crate	22
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#341	beach glass bead	10
#143	beanbag chair	4
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#212	bed of coals	4
#184	beefy fish meat	2
#83	beer bomb	658
#22	beer bong	232
#42	beer helmet	257
#168	beer lens	18
#87	beertini	26
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#734	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#38	bejeweled pledge pin	291
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#147	bellhop bell	3
#92	bent scrap metal	7
#57	berry-infused sake	2
#248	big bad voodoo mask	2
#395	big bass drum	1
#191	big red clown nose	44
#286	big rock	3
#131	big stick	3
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#12	bilge wine	6,003
#72	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#39	bird rib	70
#879	bit of clingfilm	4
#168	bit-o-cactus	25
#264	black candy heart	44
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#694	black greaves	1
#403	black helmet	4
#481	black pension check	3
#239	black pepper	10
#244	black picnic basket	7
#743	black pixel	10
#91	black plastic oyster egg	41
#15	black polka-dot oyster egg	180
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#523	black shield	2
#661	black snake skin	3
#257	black snowcone	14
#349	black spot	2
#214	black striped oyster egg	22
#570	black sword	2
#262	black-and-blue light	230
#599	blackberry	6
#43	blank prescription sheet	9
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#83	blood flower	157
#34	blood of the Wereseal	87
#150	blood-faced volleyball	7
#176	bloody beer	149
#248	bloody clown pants	26
#90	bloody mary	31
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#154	blue pixel	622
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#393	blue plasma ball	117
#172	blue plastic oyster egg	28
#183	blue polka-dot oyster egg	19
#878	blue snowcone	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#429	bone flute	1
#135	bone rattle	19
#12	booty chest charrrm	2,431
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#251	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	6
#173	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	11
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#301	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	17
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#128	bottle of Pete's Sake	5
#224	bottle of Pinot Renoir	7
#211	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#326	bottle of alcohol	8
#140	bottle of antifreeze	7
#117	bottle of cooking sherry	23
#638	bottle of gin	17
#1131	bottle of goofballs	22
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#167	bottle of popskull	15
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1440	bottle of rum	2
#58	bottle of sewage schnapps	132
#1071	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#133	bottle of tequila	301
#99	bottle of ultravitamins	7
#382	bottle of vodka	46
#296	bottle of whiskey	145
#72	bottle opener belt buckle	83
#33	bottled inspiration	81
#49	boulder	55
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#163	bow	3
#142	bow staff	1
#343	bowl of cottage cheese	61
#66	bowl of fishysoisse	11
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#274	box	50
#161	box of Dweebs	53
#1031	box of sunshine	232
#230	box turtle	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#60	boxed wine	800
#242	boxing glove	1
#32	boxing glove on a spring	2
#247	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	8
#231	brass stinger	2
#655	brick	55
#173	briefcase	65
#72	brine	182
#232	broken carburetor	1
#476	broken cellular phone	4
#126	broken skull	247
#297	broken sword	10
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#202	bronzed locust	12
#156	brown sugar cane	41
#187	bubblewrap ore	12
#643	bubbly potion	7
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#137	bucket of honey	20
#53	buckler buckle	13
#1272	buckyball	2
#165	bugbear beanie	49
#159	bugbear bungguard	45
#213	bullet-proof corduroys	29
#137	bum cheek	152
#44	bunch of square grapes	271
#134	buoybottoms	8
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#165	cactus fruit	15
#107	calle de miel	19
#626	can of Binarrrca	14
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#111	can of Red Minotaur	45
#216	can of Swiller	17
#84	can of black paint	6
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#158	can of maces	7
#591	can of spinach	3
#124	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	57
#25	candied kobold	301
#169	candied yams	49
#255	candy brain	14
#610	candy cane	60
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#275	candy stake	19
#8	cannonball charrrm	2,163
#276	canopic jar	19
#117	canteen of wine	178
#95	carbonated soy milk	104
#414	carbonated water lily	6
#172	cardboard katana	3
#213	cardboard ore	10
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#143	carob chunk cookies	22
#77	carob chunk noodles	33
#185	carob chunks	47
#99	carton of rotten eggs	57
#152	casino pass	25
#161	cast	200
#309	cat appendix	11
#77	catgut	212
#316	centipede eggs	9
#71	chaos butterfly	8,911
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#166	cheap cigar butt	15
#289	cheap elven gloves	15
#266	cheap plastic bottle opener	23
#297	cheap studded belt	170
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#138	cheap wind-up clock	6
#387	chef's hat	21
#89	chef-in-the-box	5
#36	chef-skull-in-the-box	10
#272	cherry	16
#581	chewing gum on a string	6
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#125	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	7
#116	chisel	1
#86	chloroform rag	61
#210	chocolate filthy lucre	30
#29	chocolate pasta spoon	120
#39	chocolate saucepan	85
#18	chocolate seal-clubbing club	149
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#43	chocolate stolen accordion	80
#83	chocolate-covered caviar	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#273	chopsticks	17
#77	chorizo brownies	34
#58	chorizo taco	130
#101	chrome crossbow	8
#105	chrome crossbow string	2
#105	chrome helmet turtle	3
#61	chrome ore	143
#121	chrome staff	5
#154	chrome sword	6
#183	chunk of rock salt	25
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#418	clay peace-sign bead	5
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#149	clockwork key	11
#70	clockwork maid	3
#650	cloudy potion	7
#431	clown hammer	68
#194	clown shoes	18
#213	clown skin	38
#115	clown whip	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#1154	club necklace	6
#201	cocktail napkin	30
#241	cocktail onion	2
#93	cocoa eggshell fragment	984
#188	coconut shell	368
#73	coffin lid	28
#174	cog	181
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#115	cold hi mein	8
#131	cold ninja mask	31
#357	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#298	cold wad	3
#36	collection of tiny spooky objects	40
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#41	comb jelly	11
#529	comfy coffin	2
#130	commemorative war stein	622
#33	communications windchimes	684
#108	concentrated garbage juice	7
#75	concentrated magicalness pill	34
#154	cool mushroom	17
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#360	cool whip	9
#6	copper ha'penny charrrm	2,289
#171	corn holder	9
#437	corncob pipe	2
#403	cornuthaum	10
#171	corpse on the beach	30
#218	corpsedriver	22
#237	corpsetini	21
#259	costume sword	2
#135	cottage	3
#138	cracker	1
#60	cranberries	784
#77	crazy little Turkish delight	457
#123	cream stout	50
#336	creamsicle	6
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#81	crossbow string	7
#71	crowbarrr	38
#76	crude voodoo doll	6
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#271	cup of infinite pencils	5
#256	curmudgel	3
#8	cursed black pearl onion	454
#8	cursed bottle of black-label rum	454
#10	cursed bottle of rum	440
#36	cursed breeches	1
#9	cursed cannonball	160
#6	cursed dirty joke scroll	190
#21	cursed eyepatch	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#8	cursed sea biscuit	398
#13	cursed voodoo skull	268
#593	cyborg doll	2
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#29	cyclops eyedrops	43
#245	cymbal syrup	43
#259	dance card	7
#154	dark potion	118
#70	dead guy's watch	171
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#95	decaying goldfish liver	83
#92	deck of tropical cards	4
#208	decorative fountain	49
#271	defective skull	89
#291	dehydrated caviar	14
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#15	delicious noodles	574
#17	delicious salad	1,246
#106	delicious stinkbug	9
#188	deluxe fax machine	2
#307	demon skin	35
#104	denim axe	5
#655	dense meat stack	24
#258	dented harmonica	6
#198	deodorant	15
#65	depantsing bomb	116
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#297	desiccated apricot	20
#1149	designer handbag	1
#36	detective skull	4
#207	devilish folio	1
#1595	diamond necklace	4
#159	diamond-studded cane	51
#204	didgeridooka	28
#115	digital key lime pie	11
#69	dill	343
#130	dire fudgesicle	19
#119	dirty hobo gloves	237
#544	disassembled clover	85
#191	disbelief suspenders	6
#552	disco ball	51
#543	disco mask	48
#243	disease	63
#28	disembodied brain	155
#228	dishrag	2
#240	disintegrating quill pen	35
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#50	disintegrating spiky collar	11
#222	displaced fish	24
#124	distention pill	1
#57	distilled fortified wine	43
#155	distressed denim pants	43
#79	disturbing fanfic	3,709
#70	divine blowout	681
#84	divine can of silly string	563
#123	divine champagne flute	151
#61	divine champagne popper	234
#86	divine cracker	176
#78	divine noisemaker	599
#51	diving muff	5
#137	doll house	43
#493	dollhive	16
#159	donkey flipbook	5
#22	dope gangsta bling-bling	119
#88	dope wheels	16
#93	drab sonata	96
#81	draggin' ball hat	152
#5	dragonfish caviar	116
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#167	dried face	26
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#501	drum machine	5
#8	dry martini	503
#113	dry noodles	1,649
#12	dry vodka martini	180
#189	drywall axe	72
#247	ducha de oro	6
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1927	duct tape	3
#33	duct tape buckler	2
#44	duct tape dockers	2
#21	duct tape fedora	3
#41	duct tape shirt	3
#41	duct tape sword	3
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#381	dull fish scale	4
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#766	dusty Crimbo crate	11
#164	dusty animal cranium	2
#55	dusty animal jawbone	5
#52	dusty animal pelvis	7
#443	dusty bottle of Marsala	27
#317	dusty bottle of Merlot	65
#258	dusty bottle of Muscat	84
#302	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	65
#206	dusty bottle of Port	122
#258	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	74
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#85	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	5
#44	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	9
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#149	dusty first caudal vertebra	3
#196	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#182	dusty first lumbar vertebra	2
#134	dusty first thoracic vertebra	3
#99	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	4
#188	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#143	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	3
#103	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	4
#144	dusty left clavicle	3
#115	dusty left eleventh rib	4
#305	dusty left femur	1
#183	dusty left fibula	2
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#184	dusty left first front claw	2
#110	dusty left first rear claw	4
#105	dusty left fourth front claw	4
#62	dusty left fourth rear claw	6
#104	dusty left fourth rib	4
#74	dusty left humerus	6
#110	dusty left ninth rib	4
#141	dusty left radius	3
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#59	dusty left second rib	7
#191	dusty left seventh rib	2
#104	dusty left sixth rib	4
#175	dusty left third front claw	2
#108	dusty left third rear claw	4
#105	dusty left third rib	4
#46	dusty left thumb	8
#54	dusty left tibia	7
#206	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#180	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	2
#127	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
#42	dusty right clavicle	8
#109	dusty right eighth rib	4
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#205	dusty right femur	2
#105	dusty right fibula	4
#209	dusty right fifth rib	2
#187	dusty right first rear claw	2
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#107	dusty right fourth rear claw	4
#152	dusty right fourth rib	3
#89	dusty right kneecap	5
#89	dusty right ninth rib	5
#191	dusty right radius	2
#186	dusty right scapula	2
#109	dusty right second front claw	4
#197	dusty right second rear claw	2
#45	dusty right second rib	8
#187	dusty right seventh rib	2
#187	dusty right sixth rib	2
#186	dusty right tenth rib	2
#64	dusty right third front claw	6
#64	dusty right third rear claw	6
#150	dusty right thumb	3
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#77	dusty second lumbar vertebra	5
#132	dusty second thoracic vertebra	3
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#113	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	4
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#135	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	3
#112	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	4
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#93	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	4
#144	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	3
#74	dusty third caudal vertebra	5
#140	dusty third cervical vertebra	3
#75	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
#106	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	4
#96	dwarf bread	58
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#190	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
#51	eXtreme meat staff	2
#52	eXtreme mittens	125
#141	eXtreme nose ring	2
#69	eXtreme scarf	94
#2500	easter egg balloon	7
#81	eel battery	2
#112	eel skin	1
#176	effervescent potion	104
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#228	eggbeater	2
#1354	eggnog	8
#90	elephant stinger	10
#168	elven limbos gingerbread	69
#126	elven cellocello	64
#119	elven hardtack	55
#127	elven magi-pack	20
#135	elven medi-pack	16
#46	elven moonshine	160
#172	elven socks	23
#120	elven squeeze	52
#110	elven suicide capsule	69
#399	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	27
#870	empty blowgun	1
#153	empty meat tank	27
#80	enchanted barbell	33
#370	enchanted bean	5
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#95	enchanted brass knuckles	2
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#656	enchanted leopard-print barbell	10
#177	enchanted toothpick	8
#350	encoder ring	51
#33	energy drink IV	200
#301	ennui-flavored potato chips	153
#89	enormous belt buckle	66
#143	enormous hoop earring	10
#254	especially salty dog	1
#83	essential cameraderie	1
#40	essential soy	3
#47	essential tofu	4
#6	evil flaming eyeball pendant	1
#97	evil golden arch	145
#161	evil golden arches	8
#296	evil teddy bear	51
#162	exotic jungle fruit	3
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#238	explosion-flavored chewing gum	110
#143	extra-fancy ring setting	1
#492	extra-greasy slider	3
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#25	extra-spicy bloody mary	947
#244	extra-strength strongness elixir	6
#186	eye of newt	78
#173	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#185	eye-pod	3
#130	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#93	eyepatch	143
#95	f3d0r4	155
#306	facsimile dictionary	34
#32	fairy gravy boat	38
#142	fake blood	8
#288	fake fake vomit	108
#923	fake hand	20
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#416	fancy bath salts	22
#170	fancy but probably evil chocolate	24
#388	fancy chocolate	8
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#602	fancy dress ball	20
#56	fancy seashell necklace	697
#1020	fat stacks of cash	3
#217	fat wallet	1
#648	felt	14
#199	fermenting powder	17
#148	ferret bait	113
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#88	fetid feather	143
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#80	fez of etymology	5
#191	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	14
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#155	filthy corduroys	72
#125	filthy knitted dread sack	84
#2034	filthy lucre	1
#174	filthy pestle	19
#128	filthy poultice	75
#222	fine wine	35
#652	fire	8
#70	fire poi	78
#13	fish-liver oil	6,870
#86	fishy wand	1
#592	fizzy potion	9
#139	flamin' bindle	5
#160	flaming crutch	60
#111	flaming feather	145
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#9	flaming pink shirt	1
#74	flaming talons	208
#84	flange	34
#105	flaregun	182
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
#77	flask of hamethyst juice	1
#157	flat dough	39
#329	flavored foot massage oil	137
#75	flirtatious feather	115
#99	flowing hippy skirt	11
#358	flute of flat champagne	17
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#333	foam dart	139
#214	foam noodle	6
#194	foolscap fool's cap	18
#269	foon	1
#768	fossilized limb	1
#700	fossilized spike	1
#711	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#90	frat brats	12
#235	frayed rope belt	6
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#107	fricasseed brains	17
#62	frightful feather	198
#151	frigid air mattress	5
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#236	frigid mote	3
#67	frigid ninja stars	837
#428	frilly shirt	1
#137	frilly skirt	40
#282	frozen Mob Penguin	5
#173	frozen banquet	13
#104	frozen feather	127
#67	frozen nunchaku	62
#236	fruit bowl	1
#353	fruitcake	63
#107	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	6
#377	fudge bunny	1
#108	full meat tank	2
#78	funky dried mushroom	160
#78	furniture dolly	47
#94	furry fur	2,095
#195	furry green turtle	1
#79	furry pants	11
#150	fuzzbump	25
#689	fuzzy busby	1
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#94	ga-ga radio	62
#28	ganger bandana	5
#86	gas balloon	145
#563	gator skin	2
#131	gatorskin umbrella	2
#132	gauze garter	167
#183	gauze shorts	1
#104	ghost cucumber	333
#59	ghuol ears	485
#63	ghuol egg	495
#74	ghuol egg quiche	37
#41	ghuol guolash	327
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#292	giant cactus quill	2
#700	giant designer sunglasses	4
#388	giant discarded bottlecap	13
#184	giant discarded plastic fork	46
#489	giant discarded torn-up glove	9
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#69	giant foam finger	89
#157	giant gym membership card	2
#123	giant heirloom grape tomato	6
#121	giant moxie weed	35
#43	giant needle	2,985
#449	giant pinky ring	34
#79	gilded ancient cursed chest	4
#180	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#1555	gingerbread bugbear	10
#244	gingerbread horror	19
#608	gingerbread house	1
#259	gingerbread mutant bugbear	13
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#360	glass of goat's milk	25
#182	glistening fish meat	2
#146	glittery mascara	10
#287	glob of green slime	1
#326	gloomy black mushroom	10
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#66	glowing esca	2
#123	glowing red eye	174
#116	glowing syringe	1
#97	gnatwing	101
#264	gnauga hide	21
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#141	gnoll lips	29
#137	gnoll teeth	37
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#392	goat	1
#65	goat beard	162
#369	goat cheese	50
#59	goat cheese pizza	278
#428	goatskin umbrella	2
#458	gob of wet hair	21
#113	gold lamé pants	8
#792	gold wedding ring	1
#86	golden ring	200
#753	googly eye	17
#638	goth kid t-shirt	4
#586	gr8ps	3
#308	grapefruit	22
#182	grapes	68
#103	grassy cutlass	12
#300	grave robbing shovel	4
#246	gray bow tie	27
#139	green beer	110
#414	green candy heart	40
#158	green pixel	494
#59	green smoke bomb	50
#744	green snowcone	2
#71	green-frosted astral cupcake	21
#168	gremlin juice	13
#94	gremlin mutagen	4
#547	grog	1
#470	grouchy restless spirit	14
#1146	grue egg	23
#84	grue egg omelette	41
#408	grumpy old man charrrm	4
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#128	grungy bandana	9
#218	grungy flannel shirt	3
#317	guano coffee cup	5
#87	guitar pick	88
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#908	gyroscope	2
#150	haiku katana	1
#90	hair spray	366
#228	half-rotten brain	3
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#184	halfberd	3
#55	halibut	3
#386	hamethyst	21
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#3245	handful of confetti	6
#466	handful of hand chalk	47
#252	handful of moss	17
#261	handful of nuts and berries	7
#325	handful of pine needles	7
#295	handful of sand	57
#385	handful of sawdust	8
#461	handful of walnuts	1
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#35	handsomeness potion	75
#328	happiness	6
#112	harem girl t-shirt	11
#140	headhunter necktie	6
#1647	heart necklace	4
#47	heavy D	3,585
#139	heavy metal sonata	5
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#528	hellion cube	7
#577	helmet turtle	61
#44	hemp net	23
#231	hemp string	77
#149	henna face paint	13
#70	henna tattoo	34
#346	herb brownies	73
#267	herbal stuffing	29
#699	herbs	7
#163	hermit permit	27
#189	herringcello	46
🥈	high-pressure seltzer bottle	2,155
#894	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2
#438	hill of beans	34
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#82	hippopotamus skin	82
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#99	hippy medical kit	80
#104	hippy protest button	66
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#367	hobo nickel	742
#68	homeless hobo spirit	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#164	honey-dew	2
#288	honey-dipped locust	9
#64	horizontal tango	48
#353	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#189	hot buttered roll	2
#261	hot date	25
#124	hot hi mein	9
#136	hot katana blade	160
#177	hot nuggets	12
#134	hot powder	12
#382	hot wad	3
#195	hot wing	503
#141	hovering sombrero	3
#55	huge spoon	63
#50	hyperbolic plasma focuser	91
#311	hypodermic needle	5
#325	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	500
#233	ice-cold Willer	248
#302	ice-cold fotie	90
#125	ice-cold six-pack	137
#325	iced-out bling	1
#120	icy katana hilt	43
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#142	imitation crab crate	2
#243	imitation crab meat	3
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#94	immense cyborg hand	19
#43	incredible pizza	10
#43	incredibly creepy marionette	47
#356	infernal fife	1
#113	infernal insoles	38
#259	inflatable duck	6
#94	ink bladder	2
#219	inkwell	26
#85	insanely spicy bean burrito	235
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#41	irate sombrero	66
#43	iron pasta spoon	212
#138	irradiated candy cane	24
#66	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	132
#129	jack flapper	7
#108	jamfish jam	3
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#462	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#240	jar of squeeze	4
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#293	jazz soap	100
#100	jellyfish gel	2
#637	jerky coins	22
#149	jewelry-making pliers	3
#259	joybuzzer	112
#287	jug-o-magicalness	6
#30	jumbo olive	296
#213	jungle drum	2
#96	jungle floor wax	15
#103	keel-haulin' knife	1
#192	keg shield	18
#184	ketchup	1
#191	ketchup hound	44
#159	kick-ass kicks	24
#99	kickback cookbook	6
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#57	killing feather	241
#149	kite	53
#203	kiwi	11
#64	kneecapping stick	273
#289	knob bugle	2
#239	knob ka-bobs	4
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#15	knuckle sandwich	705
#305	kumquat	1
#126	large box	104
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#88	laser-broiled pear	79
#425	lavender candy heart	40
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#753	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#250	lead necklace	41
#202	leaf of grass	1
#348	leaflet	2
#55	leather chaps	115
#140	leather mask	56
#535	leathery bat skin	6
#501	leathery cat skin	9
#380	leathery rat skin	5
#149	leftovers of indeterminate origin	19
#109	lemon	931
#1565	length of string	2
#72	leotarrrd	36
#609	lewd playing card	3
#59	libation of liveliness	13
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#49	lihc eye	679
#99	lihc eye pie	45
#40	lihc face	258
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#756	lime	3
#60	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	159
#219	line	406
#44	linoleum crossbow	14
#132	linoleum crossbow string	1
#152	linoleum ore	43
#26	linoleum staff	18
#19	linoleum sword	24
#14	lion oil	179
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#265	little paper umbrella	289
#21	little round pebble	81
#53	llama lama gong	257
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#989	lollipop stick	1
#246	long pork	7
#150	long skinny balloon	70
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#72	loose teeth	1,470
#377	los chinos	1
#151	lotion of coldness	4
#71	lotion of hotness	23
#60	lotion of sleaziness	32
#156	lotion of spookiness	4
#159	lotion of stench	3
#295	love song of disturbing obsession	2
#96	love song of icy revenge	118
#103	love song of naughty innuendo	133
#102	love song of smoldering passion	119
#91	love song of sugary cuteness	128
#99	love song of vague ambiguity	134
#567	lovecat tail	1
#367	lowercase N	28
#89	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
🥉	lucky Tam O'Shanter	3
#432	lucky bottlecap	2
#1370	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#229	lumbering jack	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#567	lump of diamond	1
#141	lupine sword	8
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#43	mafia aria	567
#385	magic lamp	1
#395	magic whistle	1
#409	magical ice cube with a fly in it	73
#198	magical ice cubes	329
#43	magical mystery juice	2,198
#185	magicalness-in-a-can	36
#402	magilaser blastercannon	2
#172	magnifying glass	4
#32	maid head	4
#94	maiden wig	38
#181	makeshift turban	1
#70	mama's squeezebox	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#45	mandarina colada with a fly in it	10
#235	many-eyed glasses	7
#734	maple syrup	2
#68	margarita	62
#51	mariachi G-string	90
#319	mariachi pants	61
🥉	marinara jug	1
#128	marine aquamarine	1
#334	marionette collective	2
#230	marshmallow	108
#194	martini	20
#100	marzipan skull	321
#107	massive sitar	2
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#619	mauve plastic oyster egg	6
#324	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	10
#1233	mauve striped oyster egg	3
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#100	meat engine	29
#35	meat face	2
#107	meat from yesterday	27
#300	meat paste	208
#651	meat stack	15
#57	meat vortex	1,137
#335	meatcar model	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#391	megatofu	11
#208	melted Jell-o shot	12
#199	menorette	1
#48	menudo ravioli	29
#262	mesh cap	10
#401	metallic A	86
#29	midget clownfish	2
#142	milk of magnesium	12
#709	milky potion	5
#339	mind flayer corpse	35
#48	miner's helmet	103
#47	miner's pants	101
#145	miniature antlers	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#144	missing wine	1
#312	mixed wildflower greens	1
#37	moist sailor's cap	6
#191	mojo filter	7
#57	mole molé	3
#131	molotov cocktail cocktail	59
#109	monkey wrench	23
#188	monomolecular yo-yo	372
#152	monster bait	1
#279	mood ring	40
#255	moonglasses	2
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#208	mother's little helper	21
#38	mother's secret recipe	4
#97	moxie weed	344
#152	muculent machete	1
#500	mugcake	2
#69	mullet wig	39
#218	mummy mask	1
#266	mummy wrapping	69
#722	murky potion	4
#571	mushroom fermenting solution	13
#76	mylar scout drone	57
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#133	nanite-infested candy cane	115
#192	nanite-infested eggnog	22
#209	nanite-infested fruitcake	20
#221	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	18
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#123	natural fennel soda	53
#35	naughty origami kit	2
#104	necklace chain	47
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#92	ninja hot pants	58
#183	ninja mop	13
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#71	nothing-in-the-box	17
#54	nurse's hat	5
#74	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#2030	obsidian dagger	5
#354	ocarina of space	3
#78	ocean motion	45
#62	octopus's spade	4
#9	off-white paisley oyster egg	124
#238	off-white plastic oyster egg	17
#14	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	125
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#86	office-supply crossbow	2
#138	oil of expertise	4
#25	oil of slipperiness	57
#140	oil of stability	4
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#227	ointment of the occult	3
#368	old coin purse	12
#313	old leather wallet	16
#12	old-fashioned	210
#53	olive	629
#156	olive lo mein	1
#218	onion shurikens	1
#601	oozenog	6
#97	open sauce	26
#229	opera mask	3
#549	orange	12
#443	orange candy heart	52
#435	orange peel hat	1
#87	orange snowcone	312
#54	original G	3,476
#216	oriole-feather headdress	6
#191	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
#91	ornate ancient cursed key	3
#189	out-of-tune biwa	1
#22	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	2
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#137	oversized fish scaler	18
#201	oversized pipe	40
#300	oversized pizza cutter	24
#251	oyster basket	19
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#691	pack of pogs	12
#198	pail	68
#186	painful penne pasta	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#330	palm frond	17
#69	palm-frond capris	2
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#121	palm-frond net	1
#205	palm-frond toupee	3
#64	palm-frond whip	3
#365	panhandle panhandling hat	3
#56	pants kit	16
#71	panty raider camouflage	30
#163	papaya	206
#89	papaya sling	24
#72	papaya slung	31
#79	papaya taco	33
#1215	paperclip	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#1536	passable elf mask	2
#528	pasta spoon	40
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#284	patchouli incense stick	84
#322	patchouli oil bomb	2
#171	patent antipsychotics	3
#1039	patent leather shoes	3
#119	peach	10
#105	pear	10
#312	pearidot	21
#87	penguin focaccia bread	81
#150	penguin shorts	1
#298	penguin skin	292
#151	penguin thesaurus	41
#192	penguin whip	1
#49	penguinskin mini-kilt	2
#86	peppermint patty	1
#212	perforated battle paddle	27
#80	perpendicular hula	38
#191	personal massager	166
#12	personal raindrop	1
#307	personalized coffee mug	232
#104	pestoblade	1
#854	pet rock	9
#256	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	101
#253	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	115
#248	petit 4.1	4
#495	petrified time	1
#173	phat turquoise bead	57
#108	phat turquoise bracelet	7
#94	philosopher's scone	35
#368	philter of phorce	1
#125	phonics down	880
#132	photoprotoneutron torpedo	300
#63	pickle-flavored chewing gum	175
#281	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	3
#121	pie crust	16
#206	piece of after eight	1
#83	piece of wedding cake	132
#108	piercing post	45
#44	pile of candy	173
#237	pile of dusty animal bones	30
#97	pile of jumping beans	45
#253	pine tar	2
#306	pink candy heart	94
#17	pink pinkslip slip	2
#141	pink pony	25
#119	pirate brochure	1
#133	pirate fledges	1
#149	pirate pamphlet	1
#67	pirate pelvis	63
#146	pirate shirt	14
#76	pirate tract	4
#285	pitchfork	10
#119	pixel hat	3
#57	pixel pants	3
#72	pixel sword	3
#241	pixellated candy heart	75
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#375	plastic guitar	2
#34	plastic ingot	634
#78	plot hole	3,932
#126	plum	10
#89	plump juicy grub	72
#269	pocket theremin	1
#235	pocketwatch on a chain	10
#225	pointed stick	4
#275	pointy mushroom	9
#131	pointy red hat	3
#203	poison pen	7
#14	poisonous caviar	74
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#238	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	3
#140	polyalloy shield	14
#402	pool cue	14
#152	pool torpedo	8
#376	porquoise	20
#44	porquoise bracelet	6
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#85	porquoise ring	3
#314	portable corkscrew	21
#807	portable photocopier	4
#195	possessed tomato	2
#783	possessed top	7
#347	potato sprout	6
#325	potion of temporary gr8ness	2
#212	poultrygeist	3
#319	poutine	15
#303	powdered donut	1
#424	powdered organs	2
#198	powdered wig	1
#129	pr0n cocktail	2
#63	pr0n legs	602
#145	pr0n stir-fry	1
#180	prehistoric spear	20
#82	pressurized potion of perception	1
#48	pressurized potion of perspicacity	3
#59	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
#68	pressurized potion of puissance	1
#1209	pretty flower	11
#439	prismatic wad	1
#22	probability potion	7,046
#39	procrastination potion	3,511
#76	projectile icemaker	1
#46	prosthetic forehead	25
#92	psycho sweater	4
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#60	puce plastic oyster egg	38
#193	puce polka-dot oyster egg	17
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#32	pufferfish spine	41
#118	pulsing flesh	22
#78	punk rock jacket	35
#727	purple glowstick	1
#92	purple snowcone	305
#83	purple-frosted astral cupcake	25
#165	pygmy blowgun	13
#145	pygmy nose-bone	8
#204	pygmy pygment	8
#199	pygmy spear	2
#277	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	4
#417	radium-flavored potato chips	103
#866	rag doll	2
#103	rainbow tie	1
#96	ram horns	90
#87	ram stick	82
#75	ram-battering staff	2
#150	raspberry	11
#55	rat appendix	398
#58	rat appendix kabob	31
#52	rat appendix stir-fry	13
#140	rat scrapple	1
#89	ratgut	127
#94	ratini	23
#106	rave whistle	100
#157	ravioli della hippy	2
#576	ravioli hat	32
#68	razor-sharp can lid	402
#769	razor-tipped yo-yo	10
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#124	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#137	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
#19	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	57
#60	recursive spline reticulator	79
#229	red balloon	1
#313	red gummi ingot	107
#87	red paisley oyster egg	28
#796	red pixel	1
#294	red pixel potion	12
#2536	red plastic oyster egg	1
#578	red polka-dot oyster egg	6
#40	red snowcone	513
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#136	redrum	15
#161	reflection of a map	3
#57	reinforced beaded headband	209
#155	reodorant	86
#53	respected companion biscuit	8
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#309	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#86	rice bowl	27
#178	ridiculously huge sword	86
#280	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	8
#686	rigid carapace	7
#420	ring of aggravate monster	15
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#145	ring of conflict	4
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#861	ring of half-assed regeneration	2
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#115	ring setting	3
#281	roasted marshmallow	128
#439	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#1582	robotronic egg	7
#139	rockin' wagon	13
#441	rocky raccoon	16
#70	rogue swarmer	266
#40	roll in the hay	390
#1400	roll of toilet paper	19
#75	rook cookie	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#6	rough fish scale	566
#138	round green sunglasses	8
#256	round purple sunglasses	23
#185	royal jelly	98
#1105	rubber WWBD? bracelet	7
#1546	rubber WWJD? bracelet	5
#1523	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	5
#2735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#200	rubber axe	5
#310	rubber emo roe	100
#1005	ruby W	1
#91	rum and cola	30
#272	rum barrel charrrm	5
#186	rusty bonesaw	3
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#112	rusty compass	1
#39	rusty diving helmet	1
#53	rusty grave robbing shovel	138
#143	rusty metal key	1
#74	rusty metal ring	8
#45	rusty metal shaft	12
#88	rusty rivet	2
#54	rusty speargun	3
#106	sabre teeth	213
#64	safarrri hat	39
#94	safety vest	2
#105	sake bomb	302
#76	salacious screwdiver	1
#195	salamander spleen	71
#23	salinated mint julep	113
#58	salty dog	2,059
#60	salty slug	35
#400	sand dollar	3
#748	sandwich of the gods	10
#37	sane hatrack	2
#291	saucepan	190
#38	sausage bomb	83
#119	sausage pizza	27
#227	savoy truffle	14
#60	sawblade fragment	271
#150	scintillating powder	1
#441	scorpion whip	1
#377	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#421	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#446	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
#404	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#376	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	2
#397	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
#77	screwdiver	1
#272	screwdriver	6
#130	screwing pooch	3
#129	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	23
#87	scroll of drastic healing	1,300
#36	scroll of pasta summoning	395
#29	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	45
#98	scrumptious ice ant	6
#64	scrumptious reagent	2,926
#187	sea blueberry	2
#13	sea broccoli	312
#15	sea cauliflower	340
#23	sea cowbell	11
#78	sea grease	1
#89	sea honeydew	2
#26	sea lasso	30
#111	sea leather	1
#100	sea lychee	2
#15	sea persimmon	360
#35	sea salt scrubs	8
#92	sea tangelo	2
#360	seal tooth	37
#663	seal-clubbing club	33
#927	seal-skull helmet	2
#41	sealhide belt	2
#39	sealhide buckler	2
#36	sealhide cloak	2
#40	sealhide gloves	2
#38	sealhide hood	2
#34	sealhide leggings	2
#36	sealhide moccasins	2
#272	sealhide seal doll	2
#173	sealhide snare	2
#45	sealhide whip	2
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#11	seaweed	200
#182	security flashlight	2
#282	serpentine sword	2
#18	serum of sarcasm	301
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#180	sewer turtle	1
#318	sewer wad	2
#82	shadowy seal eye	1
#122	shark jumper	1
#312	shaving cream	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#681	shingle	2
#19	shiny hood ornament	96
#329	shiny ring	75
#412	shock collar	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#234	shot of grapefruit schnapps	17
#196	shot of orange schnapps	25
#99	shot of rotgut	12
#238	shot of tomato schnapps	16
#627	shredded hellseal hide	3
#194	shrinking powder	2
#891	silver shrimp fork	1
#47	silver tongue charrrm	281
#85	simple ancient cursed key	3
#97	sinewy crossbow string	1
#253	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#80	six pack of Mountain Stream	259
#411	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#95	sk8board	30
#54	skate board	1
#86	skate skates	1
#160	skate skin	1
#97	skeleton bone	954
#263	skeleton key	26
#146	skeleton key ring	6
#201	skeletortoise	1
#329	skewer	22
#87	skewer-mounted razor blade	16
#21	skewered cat appendix	87
#206	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#41	slab of sponge	19
#50	slap and tickle	133
#227	sleaze powder	3
#296	sleaze wad	3
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#233	sleazy hi mein	1
#463	sleeping snowy owl	6
#177	slick fish meat	2
#427	slip 'n' slide	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#224	slug of shochu	1
#201	slug of vodka	1
#159	small box	59
#296	small leather glove	3
#50	smart skull	687
#74	smile-sharpening stone	6
#432	smoky potion	23
#258	smudged alchemical recipe	1
#116	smut orc keepsake box	5
#110	snake	100
#271	snake shield	2
#208	snapdragon pistil	1
#213	snarling wolf shield	4
#328	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	29
#281	snorkel	3
#45	snowboarder pants	129
#200	soda water	24
#189	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	871
#238	soggy seed packet	1
#1226	solid gold bowling ball	9
#10	solid gold pegleg	1,242
#237	sonar-in-a-biscuit	59
#293	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
#1622	spade necklace	4
#352	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#117	sparkler	100
#2565	spectre scepter	5
#123	spiced rum	9
#317	spices	86
#180	spicy bean burrito	1
#156	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#124	spider web	515
#47	spiked femur	146
#979	spooky bicycle chain	2
#731	spooky cosmetics bag	3
#275	spooky eggnog	16
#108	spooky mushroom	615
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#392	spooky nuggets	1
#194	spooky shrunken head	54
#193	spooky stick	64
#20	spooky stir-fry	58
#399	spooky wad	1
#1505	spooky wooden block	2
#248	spork	7
#321	spray paint	5
#232	spring	110
#151	sprocket	189
#253	square CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#756	squashed frog	6
#132	stained mattress	7
#128	stale baguette	23
#106	stalk of asparagus	117
#199	star	408
#150	star boomerang	1
#112	star buckler	3
#167	star chart	116
#153	star crossbow	9
#183	star hat	10
#103	star key lime pie	11
#330	star pants	1
#165	star shirt	2
#133	star spatula	1
#190	star staff	2
#145	star stiletto	1
#286	star sword	2
#160	stench nuggets	17
#383	stench wad	3
#14	sterno-flavored Hob-O	123
#1028	stick	1
#944	stick of "gum"	1
#194	stick of dynamite	12
#331	stick-on eyebrow piercing	131
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
#143	stinky hi mein	4
#647	stinky mushroom	2
#249	stinky mushroom wine	1
#459	stolen accordion	82
#103	stolen sushi	86
#168	stone banjo	3
#307	stone frisbee	3
#195	stone of eXtreme power	60
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#70	strawberry	532
#219	strawberry daiquiri	17
#428	strawberyl	13
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1377	string of blue beads	7
#1318	string of green beads	8
#1584	string of red beads	5
#927	stringy sinew	9
#171	strongness elixir	52
#24	studded leather boxer shorts	1,000
#3132	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1780	stuffed Cheshire bitten	28
#1924	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	26
#3109	stuffed Meat	1
#1273	stuffed alien blob	5
#1691	stuffed angry cow	30
#1620	stuffed astral badger	32
#2514	stuffed baby gravy fairy	20
#101	stuffed bandersnatch	2
#92	stuffed caterpillar	2
#2051	stuffed cocoabo	24
#1577	stuffed dodecapede	1
#110	stuffed doppelshifter	124
#1825	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	28
#2042	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	25
#1040	stuffed gray blob	17
#1868	stuffed hand turkey	28
#2003	stuffed key	8
#1744	stuffed mind flayer	30
#2874	stuffed mink	2
#2667	stuffed monocle	4
#112	stuffed ninja snowman	86
#117	stuffed pocketwatch	2
#4050	stuffed scary death orb	10
#171	stuffed shoulder parrot	109
#2794	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	17
#1855	stuffed snowy owl	27
#2096	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	24
#1459	stuffed spooky mushroom	5
#1859	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	27
#2552	stuffed teddy butler	5
#2777	stuffed tin of caviar	3
#1805	stuffed treasure chest	11
#1487	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	35
#110	stuffed walrus	2
#297	stunt nuts	7
#803	sturdy Crimbo crate	15
#99	sturdy cane	21
#83	sturdy sword hilt	2
#251	stylish swimsuit	1
#244	styrofoam ore	8
#308	sucky decal	6
#174	suede shortsword	1
#91	sunken chest	200
#102	suntan lotion of moxiousness	123
#269	super-spiky hair gel	343
#96	superamplified boom box	10
#305	superheated fudge	12
#32	support cummerbund	253
#592	supportive bra	1
#67	swashbuckling pants	102
#412	sweet ninja sword	2
#565	swirly potion	10
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#24	sword hilt	35
#67	t8r tots	229
#57	taco shell	428
#56	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	177
#184	tambourine bells	47
#184	tangerine	9
#505	tap shoes	1
#516	tarrrnish charrrm	2
#444	tassel	2
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#81	tasty tart	20
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#248	tattered scrap of paper	22
#1161	teddy bear	4
#78	teddy borg	109
#343	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
#85	temporary teardrop tattoo	2
#271	tenderizing hammer	5
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#135	tequila grenade	56
#59	tequila sunrise	68
#154	thermos full of Knob coffee	5
#65	thin black candle	6,459
#459	thistle wine	2
#124	time halo	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#1000	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#209	tiny house	1,131
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1258	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	6
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#2068	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#1492	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#3990	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#197	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	6
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1147	tiny plastic Felonia	4
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#1760	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
#1465	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
#1458	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2166	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#1250	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2762	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#2057	tiny plastic The Man	2
#1071	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#1763	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#8208	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1742	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#1442	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#1406	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	13
#3936	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#2012	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#1466	tiny plastic blooper	5
#1480	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
#2145	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1763	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2158	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#1086	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	7
#2182	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#1713	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#2248	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	8
#4810	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#3858	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6096	tiny plastic grue	2
#2793	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8065	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#1304	tiny plastic leprechaun	14
#6181	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#1466	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#3836	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6196	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#1463	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#4861	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#21	tiny plastic sword	5
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#2151	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1770	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#1724	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#1474	tiny plastic zmobie	5
#300	tiny shaker of salt	8
#488	tip jar	1
#153	tires	63
#265	tisket	1
#152	titanium assault umbrella	88
#648	toast	1,294
#24	toast with jam	107
#65	tofu casserole	31
#186	tofurkey gravy	41
#173	tofurkey leg	44
#136	tomato	506
#73	tomato daiquiri	21
#63	tomato juice of powerful power	101
#156	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	9
#820	tooth	4
#1792	toothsome rock	3
#595	top	8
#254	tortoise's blessing	10
#366	tourmalime	18
#938	towel	7
#305	toy crazy train	32
#899	toy deathbot	1
#451	toy hoverpad	31
#294	toy jet pack	26
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#44	toy ray gun	209
#109	toy soldier	13
#97	toy space helmet	92
#207	toy train	10
#256	toy wheel	35
#193	tree skirt	2
#917	tree-eating kite	27
#524	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#617	tropical orchid	1
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#96	trout fang	2
#168	true grit	18
#337	tube of dread wax	8
#180	tube of hair oil	2
#442	tube sock	1
#133	turtle pheromones	44
#484	turtle totem	75
#294	twinkly nuggets	21
#166	twinkly powder	91
#199	twinkly wad	1,510
#1260	twitching claw	3
#158	uncooked chorizo	41
#444	unearthed potsherd	2
#178	unfortunate dumplings	1
#317	unidentified jerky	28
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#80	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	241
#664	unstable DNA	77
#46	unstable laser battery	251
#511	urinal cake	2
#1107	valuable trinket	41
#324	vampire collar	5
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#210	vial of patchouli oil	3
#165	vibrating cyborg knife	19
#284	viking helmet	47
#86	vinegar	342
#13	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	6,678
#89	vitachoconutriment capsule	42
#89	vodka and cranberry	29
#519	volcanic ash	2
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#342	vorpal blade	15
#169	wad of dough	402
#94	wad of tofu	101
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#168	walrus-tusk earring	7
#95	war tongs	45
#8	warbear LP-ROM burner	14
#328	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
#19	warbear auto-anvil	7
#48	warbear battery	45
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker potion	173
#16	warbear beeping telegram	51
#4	warbear blizzard mead	187
#108	warbear breakfast machine assembler	6
#22	warbear chemistry lab	6
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
#78	warbear empathy chip	8
#18	warbear energy bracers	9
#21	warbear exhaust manifold	8
#10	warbear exo-arm	13
#7	warbear foil hat	11
#11	warbear gyrocopter	59
#4	warbear high-efficiency still	16
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#26	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	39
#15	warbear induction oven	7
#13	warbear jackhammer drill press	7
#8	warbear laser beacon	15
#6	warbear liquid overcoat	275
#17	warbear metalworking primer	37
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#8	warbear oil pan	13
#11	warbear procedural hilarity drone	54
#201	warbear requisition box	18
#13	warbear robo-camouflage unit	48
#13	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	53
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#41	warbear soda machine assembler	12
🥉	warbear thermoregulator bread	160
#203	warbear trouser fragment	24
#4	warbear wardance potion	312
#106	warbear whosit	2,182
#276	warm mushroom	6
#92	water pipe bomb	1,013
#205	water wings	6
#113	watered-down Red Minotaur	15
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#24	wax lips	1
#41	whip kit	19
#76	whiskey and cola	39
#168	whiskey sour	14
#26	white Canadian	200
#158	white Xanadian	2
#459	white candy heart	40
#185	white chocolate and tomato pizza	13
#163	white chocolate chip cookies	31
#28	white chocolate chips	743
#81	white collar	26
#428	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#27	white lightning	1,452
#120	white picket fence	29
#144	white pixel	371
#415	white rice	1
#33	white satin pants	189
#36	white satin shield	92
#47	white snake skin	368
#39	white sword	196
#263	whoopie cushion	113
#224	wicker shield	14
#247	wind-up chattering teeth	120
#167	windchimes	69
#415	wine spritzer	1
#291	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	161
#10	witty rapier	1,711
#36	wolf mask	2,014
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#932	wooden block	2
#143	wooden figurine	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#75	wooden stakes	47
#395	wool hat	3
#410	worn tophat	2
#280	worthless gewgaw	20
#202	worthless knick-knack	52
#166	worthless trinket	42
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#232	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#115	wussiness potion	194
#462	x-ray specs	44
#118	yak whip	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#552	yellow candy heart	41
#366	yellow gummi ingot	87
#98	yellow plastic oyster egg	40
#58	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	30
#255	yellow snowcone	125
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#377	yeti fur	436
#268	yo	35
#201	yo-yo	149
#8	yohohoyo	704
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 241,682 items total!

what items are this player missing?