Museum :: john1008

john1008

Rank	Item	Quantity
#231	"DRINK ME" potion	108
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#912	1-ball	3
#48	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	337
#851	2-ball	3
#675	3-ball	5
#25	30669 scroll	350
#58	33398 scroll	505
#97	334 scroll	82
#656	4-ball	5
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#531	5-ball	7
#554	6-ball	7
#21	64067 scroll	52
#20	668 scroll	122
#60	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	94
#718	7-ball	5
#667	8-ball	26
#626	9-ball	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#17	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	5
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#225	Alewife™ Ale	3
#382	Amulet of Yendor	60
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#43	Angry Farmer candy	5,053
#214	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#470	BGE merchandise order form	8
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#434	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	26
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#25	Bash-Ōs cereal	68
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#77	Ben-Gal™ Balm	46
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#608	Black No. 2	3
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#127	Boris's ring	11
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#602	Boss Bat britches	25
#85	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	155
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1047	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#214	CRIMBCOIDS mints	10
#183	CRIMBCOLOAF	12
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#85	Cloaca Cola Polar	37
#38	Cloaca grenade	355
#528	Cloaca-Cola	61
#201	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	18
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#92	Cloaca-Cola helmet	22
#176	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	17
#74	Cloaca-Cola shield	31
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#325	Corpse Island iced tea	16
#821	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#187	Crimbo candied pecan	99
#192	Crimbo fudge	101
#182	Crimbo peppermint bark	99
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#81	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	6
#90	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	6
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#105	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	5
#42	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	15
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#100	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#75	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	7
#38	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	12
#95	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#134	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#78	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	8
#95	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	5
#60	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
#86	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	5
#111	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	4
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#96	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	5
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	3
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#105	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#387	Crown of the Goblin King	63
#147	Daffy Taffy	242
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#45	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	208
#307	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	29
#46	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	43
#57	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	35
#109	Doc's Miracle Cure	12
#105	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	120
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1535	Drowsy Sword	6
#51	Dyspepsi grenade	211
#79	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,011
#140	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	21
#240	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#155	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	14
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	26
#174	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#90	Effermint™ tablets	50
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	14
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	12
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	9
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	26
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	16
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#51	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	92
#128	Elmley shades	9
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#636	Ent cider	8
#47	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	8
#224	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	56
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#154	Frat Army FGF	36
#171	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#58	Gaia beads	98
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#115	Gnollish casserole dish	9
#102	Gnollish flyswatter	32
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#146	Gnollish pie tin	37
#85	Gnollish plunger	33
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#111	Gnollish toolbox	64
#606	Go-Wassail	22
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#820	Goodfella contract	5
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#230	Gummi-DNA	4
#7	Hanukkimbo dreidl	4
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#350	Hell ramen	7
#95	Hippy Army MPE	145
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#226	Imp Ale	1,000
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#850	Jack-in-the-box	4
#135	Jarlsberg's earring	10
#88	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	14
#70	Jolly Roger charrrm	91
#167	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	14
#109	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	105
#50	Kentucky-style derby	5
#53	Kissin' Cousins	9
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#296	Knob Goblin elite helm	19
#242	Knob Goblin elite pants	25
#254	Knob Goblin elite polearm	21
#314	Knob Goblin elite shirt	23
#254	Knob Goblin firecracker	86
#108	Knob Goblin harem pants	67
#69	Knob Goblin harem veil	94
#35	Knob Goblin love potion	741
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#90	Knob Goblin melon baller	44
#303	Knob Goblin pants	41
#89	Knob Goblin perfume	45
#286	Knob Goblin scimitar	44
#69	Knob Goblin seltzer	597
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#24	Knob Goblin steroids	1,014
#31	Knob Goblin superseltzer	389
#307	Knob Goblin tongs	45
#468	Knob Goblin visor	9
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#601	Knob mushroom	4
#132	Knob pasty	4
#481	Knob sausage	4
#9	Knob sausage stir-fry	129
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#844	Knoll mushroom	3
#65	Knoll shroomkabob	29
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#174	Lockenstock™ sandals	23
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#121	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	97
#370	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	116
#508	Lucky Surprise Egg	5
#108	M-242	109
#186	MSG	2
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#271	Mad Train wine	391
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#239	Manetwich	3
#109	Mariner's Friend cough drops	7
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#325	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
🥈	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5,554
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#82	Meat maid body	4
#15	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1,368
#57	Meleegra™ pills	222
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#71	Mer-kin breastplate	3
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#37	Mer-kin digpick	6
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#93	Mer-kin fastjuice	6
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#121	Mer-kin foodbucket	4
#150	Mer-kin healscroll	3
#104	Mer-kin hidepaint	3
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#11	Mer-kin killscroll	107
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#113	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#69	Mer-kin pressureglobe	4
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#74	Mer-kin sneakmask	3
#83	Mer-kin takebag	7
#100	Mer-kin thingpouch	6
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#35	Mer-kin worktea	4
#50	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	56
#32	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4,206
#139	Milk Studs	63
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#66	Mob Penguin cellular phone	353
#154	Mohawk wig	87
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#69	Monstar energy beverage	198
#152	Mountain Stream soda	268
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#115	Mr. Mediocrebar	682
#34	ND	20
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#313	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#285	Now and Earlier	13
#156	Oil of Parrrlay	21
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#194	Orcish baseball cap	22
#220	Orcish cargo shorts	14
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#42	Orcish meat locker	17
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#77	Oreille Divisée brandy	3
#38	PADL Phone	461
#187	PEEZ dispenser	37
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#90	Penultimate Fantasy chest	505
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#46	Pine-Fresh air freshener	85
#128	Polysniff Perfume	3
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#64	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	7
#177	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	7
#96	Ram's Face Lager	786
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#105	Rock Pops	496
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#125	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#409	Senior Mints	12
#200	Sensual Massage for Creeps	6
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#99	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	13
#113	Snow Queen Crown	56
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#81	Spam Witch sammich	812
#105	Spooky Surprise Egg	172
#40	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	28
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#162	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	28
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#158	Summer Nights	6
#233	Supernova Champagne	22
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#119	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	747
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#395	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#93	Trollhouse cookies	654
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#473	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	23
#123	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	30
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#541	Valentine	47
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#33	WA	43
#76	Warm Subject gift certificate	3,527
#90	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	67
#138	White Citadel burger	26
#98	White Citadel fries	19
#264	Wint-O-Fresh mint	55
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#166	Ye Olde Meade	2
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#78	Yummy Tummy bean	2,905
#216	Ze™ goggles	6
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#51	a little sump'm sump'm	126
#158	abominable snowcone	133
#126	accidental cider	19
#226	acid-squirting flower	18
#82	acoustic guitarrr	57
#494	adder bladder	8
#91	albatross necklace	1
#212	all-purpose cleaner	41
#25	alphabet gum	132
#37	amber aviator shades	8
#117	amulet of extreme plot significance	146
#230	ancient Magi-Wipes	30
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#133	ancient frozen dinner	19
#259	ancient protein powder	17
#295	ancient spice	7
#183	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	24
#267	ancient vinyl coin purse	14
#10	anemone nematocyst	110
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#252	annoying pitchfork	11
#246	ant agonist	12
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#253	anti-anti-antidote	11
#262	anticheese	32
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#173	antique greaves	62
#386	antique hand mirror	6
#203	antique helmet	54
#140	antique packet of ketchup	14
#212	antique shield	45
#162	antique spear	73
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#485	armgun	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#74	arrrgyle socks	48
#104	artisanal limoncello	9
#104	asbestos apron	12
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#79	asbestos ore	127
#262	asbestos staff	2
#172	asbestos stick	1
#150	asbestos sword	5
#146	asparagus knife	77
#306	aspirin	3
#469	asshat	2
#82	astral badger	1
#73	astronaut pants	102
#79	awful poetry journal	3,292
#28	bätzle	116
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#485	baby killer bee	20
#99	backwoods screwdriver	17
#303	baconstone	26
#185	baconstone earring	1
#1319	badass belt	42
#147	badge of authority	1
#64	bag of Cheat-Os	311
#303	bag of airline peanuts	99
#41	bag of lard	23
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#242	balaclava	3
#372	balaclava baklava	6
#188	ball	35
#56	ball-in-a-cup	3
#183	balloon helmet	2
#389	balloon monkey	4
#395	ballroom blintz	5
#58	bamboo bokuto	5
#341	banana-frosted king cake	9
#168	bananagate	41
#276	bar skin	45
#153	barbed-wire fence	51
#15	bargain flash powder	122
#121	baritone accordion	1
#390	barrrnacle	41
#85	barskin hat	8
#165	baseball	46
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#78	bat guano	302
#166	bat wing	112
#16	bat wing stir-fry	74
#45	bat-ass leather jacket	7
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#86	batblade	75
#103	batgut	461
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#479	battered Crimbo Crate	22
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#343	beach glass bead	10
#143	beanbag chair	4
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#212	bed of coals	4
#185	beefy fish meat	2
#83	beer bomb	658
#22	beer bong	232
#44	beer helmet	257
#169	beer lens	18
#87	beertini	26
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#733	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#38	bejeweled pledge pin	291
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#148	bellhop bell	3
#92	bent scrap metal	7
#57	berry-infused sake	2
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#395	big bass drum	1
#191	big red clown nose	44
#289	big rock	3
#131	big stick	3
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#12	bilge wine	6,003
#72	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#39	bird rib	70
#877	bit of clingfilm	4
#168	bit-o-cactus	25
#263	black candy heart	44
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#694	black greaves	1
#404	black helmet	4
#481	black pension check	3
#239	black pepper	10
#245	black picnic basket	7
#741	black pixel	10
#91	black plastic oyster egg	41
#15	black polka-dot oyster egg	180
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#523	black shield	2
#661	black snake skin	3
#257	black snowcone	14
#349	black spot	2
#214	black striped oyster egg	22
#571	black sword	2
#262	black-and-blue light	230
#598	blackberry	6
#43	blank prescription sheet	9
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#83	blood flower	157
#34	blood of the Wereseal	87
#150	blood-faced volleyball	7
#176	bloody beer	149
#248	bloody clown pants	26
#91	bloody mary	31
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#154	blue pixel	622
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#394	blue plasma ball	117
#172	blue plastic oyster egg	28
#183	blue polka-dot oyster egg	19
#877	blue snowcone	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#429	bone flute	1
#135	bone rattle	19
#12	booty chest charrrm	2,431
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#318	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#250	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	6
#173	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	11
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#301	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	17
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#128	bottle of Pete's Sake	5
#224	bottle of Pinot Renoir	7
#210	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#325	bottle of alcohol	8
#140	bottle of antifreeze	7
#117	bottle of cooking sherry	23
#636	bottle of gin	17
#1132	bottle of goofballs	22
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#166	bottle of popskull	15
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1438	bottle of rum	2
#58	bottle of sewage schnapps	132
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#133	bottle of tequila	301
#99	bottle of ultravitamins	7
#381	bottle of vodka	46
#295	bottle of whiskey	145
#71	bottle opener belt buckle	83
#33	bottled inspiration	81
#49	boulder	55
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#163	bow	3
#142	bow staff	1
#343	bowl of cottage cheese	61
#66	bowl of fishysoisse	11
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#273	box	50
#161	box of Dweebs	53
#1031	box of sunshine	232
#230	box turtle	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#60	boxed wine	800
#241	boxing glove	1
#32	boxing glove on a spring	2
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#565	swirly potion	10
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#24	sword hilt	35
#67	t8r tots	229
#57	taco shell	428
#55	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	177
#184	tambourine bells	47
#184	tangerine	9
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#444	tassel	2
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#81	tasty tart	20
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#1160	teddy bear	4
#78	teddy borg	109
#344	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
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#135	tequila grenade	56
#59	tequila sunrise	68
#154	thermos full of Knob coffee	5
#65	thin black candle	6,459
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#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
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#625	tiny ninja sword	1
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#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
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#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
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#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#197	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	6
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1148	tiny plastic Felonia	4
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#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
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#1465	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
#1458	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2165	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#1250	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
#2140	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2764	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#1071	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#1763	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#2204	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1742	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#1442	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#1408	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	13
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#2014	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#1466	tiny plastic blooper	5
#1479	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1764	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#1086	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	7
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#1713	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#2248	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	8
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#1304	tiny plastic leprechaun	14
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#1465	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#2816	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6199	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#1464	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#4864	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#21	tiny plastic sword	5
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1771	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#1725	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#1473	tiny plastic zmobie	5
#300	tiny shaker of salt	8
#488	tip jar	1
#153	tires	63
#265	tisket	1
#152	titanium assault umbrella	88
#648	toast	1,294
#24	toast with jam	107
#65	tofu casserole	31
#187	tofurkey gravy	41
#173	tofurkey leg	44
#137	tomato	506
#73	tomato daiquiri	21
#63	tomato juice of powerful power	101
#157	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	9
#821	tooth	4
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#595	top	8
#254	tortoise's blessing	10
#366	tourmalime	18
#938	towel	7
#305	toy crazy train	32
#899	toy deathbot	1
#450	toy hoverpad	31
#294	toy jet pack	26
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#44	toy ray gun	209
#109	toy soldier	13
#97	toy space helmet	92
#207	toy train	10
#256	toy wheel	35
#193	tree skirt	2
#917	tree-eating kite	27
#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#618	tropical orchid	1
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#95	trout fang	2
#169	true grit	18
#337	tube of dread wax	8
#180	tube of hair oil	2
#442	tube sock	1
#133	turtle pheromones	44
#485	turtle totem	75
#294	twinkly nuggets	21
#166	twinkly powder	91
#199	twinkly wad	1,510
#1260	twitching claw	3
#158	uncooked chorizo	41
#444	unearthed potsherd	2
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#317	unidentified jerky	28
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#80	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	241
#663	unstable DNA	77
#46	unstable laser battery	251
#511	urinal cake	2
#1107	valuable trinket	41
#325	vampire collar	5
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#210	vial of patchouli oil	3
#165	vibrating cyborg knife	19
#285	viking helmet	47
#86	vinegar	342
#13	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	6,678
#89	vitachoconutriment capsule	42
#89	vodka and cranberry	29
#522	volcanic ash	2
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#342	vorpal blade	15
#168	wad of dough	402
#94	wad of tofu	101
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#169	walrus-tusk earring	7
#95	war tongs	45
#8	warbear LP-ROM burner	14
#329	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
#19	warbear auto-anvil	7
#48	warbear battery	45
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker potion	173
#16	warbear beeping telegram	51
#4	warbear blizzard mead	187
#108	warbear breakfast machine assembler	6
#22	warbear chemistry lab	6
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
#77	warbear empathy chip	8
#18	warbear energy bracers	9
#21	warbear exhaust manifold	8
#10	warbear exo-arm	13
#7	warbear foil hat	11
#11	warbear gyrocopter	59
#4	warbear high-efficiency still	16
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#26	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	39
#15	warbear induction oven	7
#14	warbear jackhammer drill press	7
#8	warbear laser beacon	15
#6	warbear liquid overcoat	275
#17	warbear metalworking primer	37
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#8	warbear oil pan	13
#11	warbear procedural hilarity drone	54
#201	warbear requisition box	18
#13	warbear robo-camouflage unit	48
#13	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	53
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#41	warbear soda machine assembler	12
🥉	warbear thermoregulator bread	160
#203	warbear trouser fragment	24
#4	warbear wardance potion	312
#106	warbear whosit	2,182
#276	warm mushroom	6
#92	water pipe bomb	1,013
#206	water wings	6
#113	watered-down Red Minotaur	15
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#24	wax lips	1
#41	whip kit	19
#76	whiskey and cola	39
#168	whiskey sour	14
#26	white Canadian	200
#159	white Xanadian	2
#457	white candy heart	40
#185	white chocolate and tomato pizza	13
#163	white chocolate chip cookies	31
#28	white chocolate chips	743
#82	white collar	26
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#27	white lightning	1,452
#118	white picket fence	29
#144	white pixel	371
#416	white rice	1
#33	white satin pants	189
#36	white satin shield	92
#47	white snake skin	368
#39	white sword	196
#261	whoopie cushion	113
#224	wicker shield	14
#246	wind-up chattering teeth	120
#167	windchimes	69
#415	wine spritzer	1
#290	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	161
#10	witty rapier	1,711
#36	wolf mask	2,014
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#932	wooden block	2
#143	wooden figurine	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#75	wooden stakes	47
#396	wool hat	3
#411	worn tophat	2
#285	worthless gewgaw	20
#206	worthless knick-knack	52
#171	worthless trinket	42
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#234	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#115	wussiness potion	194
#461	x-ray specs	44
#118	yak whip	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#551	yellow candy heart	41
#367	yellow gummi ingot	87
#98	yellow plastic oyster egg	40
#58	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	30
#254	yellow snowcone	125
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#377	yeti fur	436
#268	yo	35
#200	yo-yo	149
#8	yohohoyo	704
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 241,682 items total!

what items are this player missing?