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c00lb0t

Rank	Item	Quantity
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#804	1-ball	4
#291	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	31
#851	2-ball	3
#675	3-ball	5
#341	30669 scroll	25
#396	33398 scroll	42
#406	334 scroll	12
#747	4-ball	4
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#774	5-ball	4
#785	6-ball	4
#158	64067 scroll	3
#248	668 scroll	4
#137	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	29
#1116	7-ball	2
#1225	8-ball	8
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#772	Angry Farmer candy	68
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#574	Black No. 2	4
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#232	Blatantly Canadian	12
#1368	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#127	Boris's ring	11
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#941	Boss Bat britches	14
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#483	CRIMBCO mug	24
#261	CRIMBCO wine	29
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1123	Cloaca grenade	7
#815	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#487	Codpiece of the Goblin King	16
#319	Cold Hots candy	21
#59	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	31
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#773	Daffy Taffy	35
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#158	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	88
#155	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3
#87	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	21
#86	Dramatic™ range	19
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#277	Dyspepsi grenade	50
#1174	Dyspepsi-Cola	25
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#240	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#304	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#174	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#387	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#395	Ent cider	18
#307	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	30
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#414	Feynman gate	25
#445	Frat Army FGF	2
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#165	Gaia beads	25
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#192	Gnollish flyswatter	16
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#129	Gnollish plunger	22
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#157	Gnollish toolbox	42
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#213	Hippy Army MPE	35
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#380	Iiti Kitty phone charm	5
#448	Imp Ale	370
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#73	Jarlsberg's earring	15
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#430	Jolly Roger charrrm	7
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#537	Knob Goblin elite helm	7
#378	Knob Goblin elite pants	12
#363	Knob Goblin elite polearm	13
#331	Knob Goblin elite shirt	20
#472	Knob Goblin firecracker	31
#164	Knob Goblin harem pants	33
#191	Knob Goblin harem veil	26
#188	Knob Goblin love potion	88
#183	Knob Goblin melon baller	15
#566	Knob Goblin pants	11
#170	Knob Goblin perfume	21
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#449	Knob Goblin scimitar	17
#311	Knob Goblin seltzer	48
#154	Knob Goblin spatula	124
#164	Knob Goblin steroids	89
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#503	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#353	Knob Goblin visor	16
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#118	Knob nuts	7
#386	Knob sausage	8
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#371	Knoll mushroom	26
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#49	Knoll stir-fry	9
#123	Lockenstock™ sandals	40
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#842	Mad Train wine	50
#239	Manetwich	3
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#62	Meat detector	9
#228	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	35
#382	Meleegra™ pills	24
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#774	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	14
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#390	Mohawk wig	20
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#593	Mountain Stream soda	14
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#1209	Mr. Mediocrebar	33
#158	ND	1
#269	NG	3
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#288	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#113	Orcish baseball cap	44
#122	Orcish cargo shorts	32
#137	Orcish frat-paddle	31
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#407	PADL Phone	10
#404	Penultimate Fantasy chest	38
#173	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	9
#168	Pine-Fresh air freshener	22
#23	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	15
#82	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	16
#84	Ram's Face Lager	1,002
#1576	Rock Pops	19
#172	Rock and Roll Legend	11
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#309	Senior Mints	20
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#72	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	16
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#72	Snow Queen Crown	110
#368	Spam Witch sammich	99
#91	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	11
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#306	Swabbie™ swab	7
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#738	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	47
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#370	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	5
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#473	Trollhouse cookies	63
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#172	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	21
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#245	Wand of Nagamar	23
#629	Warm Subject gift certificate	29
#650	Wint-O-Fresh mint	15
#1992	Yummy Tummy bean	38
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#189	a little sump'm sump'm	17
#440	abominable snowcone	26
#208	accidental cider	9
#216	acid-squirting flower	19
#154	acoustic guitarrr	28
#512	adder bladder	7
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#442	all-purpose cleaner	7
#622	alphabet gum	1
#535	amulet of extreme plot significance	19
#434	ancient Magi-Wipes	8
#206	ancient frozen dinner	11
#408	ancient protein powder	7
#851	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
#423	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
#34	annoying pitchfork	76
#535	ant agonist	2
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#244	anti-anti-antidote	12
#376	anticheese	14
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#385	antique greaves	14
#342	antique hand mirror	9
#401	antique helmet	13
#209	antique packet of ketchup	9
#582	antique shield	5
#320	antique spear	22
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#273	armgun	8
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#211	asbestos ore	34
#262	asbestos staff	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#369	asparagus knife	17
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#874	awful poetry journal	45
#278	bätzle	2
#969	baby killer bee	7
#1174	baconstone	6
#187	baconstone bracelet	3
#85	baconstone earring	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#2460	badass belt	20
#50	bag of Cheat-Os	420
#364	bag of bones	3
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#187	balaclava baklava	19
#549	ball	11
#496	balloon monkey	3
#203	balloon sword	2
#126	ballroom blintz	63
#389	banana smoothie	1
#86	banjo strings	6
#110	bar skin	139
#257	barbed-wire fence	23
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#955	barrrnacle	11
#80	barskin hat	9
#225	baseball	29
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#273	bat guano	52
#259	bat wing	64
#365	batblade	7
#333	batgut	86
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#769	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#32	battered hubcap	29
#290	beach glass bead	14
#643	bed of coals	1
#628	beer bomb	13
#373	beer bong	4
#378	beer helmet	8
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#62	bejeweled accordion strap	4
#399	bejeweled pledge pin	8
#238	big red clown nose	33
#347	big rock	2
#151	big stick	2
#656	bilge wine	4
#584	bindlestocking	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#256	bird rib	4
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#422	bit-o-cactus	5
#399	black & tan	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#489	black forest cake	3
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#470	black helmet	3
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#394	black pension check	6
#461	black picnic basket	1
#334	black pixel	69
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#399	black shield	4
#661	black snake skin	3
#487	black sword	3
#566	blackberry	7
#1035	bloody beer	1
#182	bloody clown pants	43
#621	bloody mary	1
#308	blue pixel	229
#177	blue pixel potion	8
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#47	blue suede shoes	2
#61	blundarrrbus	8
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#442	bone chips	29
#41	bone collar	9
#340	bone flute	2
#191	bone rattle	12
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#38	boring spaghetti	34
#202	bottle of Blank-Out	71
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#259	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5
#210	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	8
#289	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	19
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#325	bottle of alcohol	8
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#190	bottle of cooking sherry	10
#612	bottle of gin	19
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#16	bottle of moontan lotion	4
#196	bottle of popskull	12
#333	bottle of rum	166
#218	bottle of sewage schnapps	34
#534	bottle of tequila	32
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#478	bottle of vodka	29
#589	bottle of whiskey	40
#348	bottle opener belt buckle	5
#545	bowl of cottage cheese	23
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#143	box	113
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#363	boxed champagne	1
#686	boxed wine	15
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#54	brass stinger	8
#450	briefcase	7
#701	brine	24
#232	broken carburetor	1
#384	broken skull	44
#241	broken sword	15
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#516	brown sugar cane	3
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#356	bubbly potion	32
#249	buckler buckle	1
#387	buckyball	12
#224	bugbear beanie	33
#243	bugbear bungguard	25
#132	bullet-proof corduroys	56
#590	bum cheek	11
#206	buoybottoms	4
#347	cactus fruit	4
#14	cactus monocle	3
#437	calle de miel	2
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#331	can of Red Minotaur	12
#150	can of black paint	2
#545	can of fake snow	1
#261	can of maces	4
#956	can of spinach	1
#30	can of starch	8
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#1923	candy cane	13
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#340	candy knuckles	6
#2397	candy stake	3
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#360	canopic jar	10
#985	canteen of wine	17
#299	capacitor relay	40
#423	carbon nanotube frame	28
#187	carbonated soy milk	30
#501	carbonated water lily	3
#119	cardboard katana	5
#143	cardboard wakizashi	23
#205	carob chunks	37
#180	casino pass	21
#367	cast	49
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#396	cat appendix	7
#426	catgut	12
#412	centipede eggs	5
#943	chaos butterfly	48
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#406	cheap plastic bottle opener	16
#529	cheap toaster	4
#369	chef's hat	23
#103	chef-in-the-box	4
#560	cherry	2
#229	chewing gum on a string	75
#247	chintzy accordion pin	2
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#72	chocolate spurs	9
#672	chopsticks	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#388	chorizo taco	8
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#94	chrome ore	94
#203	chrome staff	3
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#339	clay peace-sign bead	9
#72	clockwork claws	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#364	clockwork key	6
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#347	cloudy potion	33
#212	clown shoes	15
#462	clown skin	10
#202	clownskin harness	1
#204	cob of corn	1
#224	cocktail napkin	22
#99	cocktail onion	23
#799	cocoa egg	6
#427	cocoa eggshell fragment	117
#304	coconut shell	178
#214	coffin lid	7
#338	cog	90
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#499	cold ninja mask	4
#311	commemorative war stein	92
#132	communications windchimes	127
#215	concentrated magicalness pill	10
🥉	control crystal	1
#423	cool whip	6
#270	corn holder	4
#315	corncob pipe	4
#297	cornuthaum	20
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#138	cracker	1
#187	cranberries	192
#68	crazy little Turkish delight	503
#348	cream stout	6
#310	creamsicle	8
#41	crossbow string	15
#413	crowbarrr	4
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#464	dance card	2
#415	dark potion	24
#221	dead guy's watch	37
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#215	decaying goldfish liver	33
#237	decorative fountain	35
#57	dehydrated caviar	224
#331	delicious noodles	4
#112	delicious spicy noodles	4
#451	demon skin	15
#220	deodorant	13
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#98	desiccated apricot	167
#293	diamond-studded cane	22
#20	diamond-studded fronts	14
#165	didgeridooka	43
#878	dill	31
#187	dire fudgesicle	10
#547	dirty hobo gloves	21
#191	disbelief suspenders	6
#522	disco ball	57
#550	disco mask	47
#302	disease	47
#513	disembodied brain	4
#292	disembodied smile	1
#146	dishrag	4
#154	disintegrating quill pen	68
#402	displaced fish	8
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#297	distressed denim pants	10
#993	disturbing fanfic	35
#213	donkey flipbook	4
#166	dope wheels	6
#270	double-barreled sling	1
#561	drab sonata	4
#308	draggin' ball hat	24
#111	dried face	42
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#501	drum machine	5
#407	dry noodles	233
#103	dry vodka martini	5
#542	drywall axe	23
#1411	duct tape	10
#148	dungeoneer's dungarees	9
#1124	dusty Crimbo crate	4
#706	dusty bottle of Marsala	8
#883	dusty bottle of Merlot	3
#865	dusty bottle of Muscat	3
#720	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	8
#769	dusty bottle of Port	6
#684	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	8
#160	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	5
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#156	eXtreme mittens	34
#170	eXtreme scarf	24
#1735	easter egg balloon	13
#371	effervescent potion	31
#144	eggbeater	4
#896	eggnog	17
#1457	elven limbos gingerbread	3
#1910	elven cellocello	5
#1032	elven moonshine	6
#1391	elven suicide capsule	13
#362	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	32
#248	empty meat tank	13
#240	enchanted barbell	8
#605	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#462	energy drink IV	2
#372	enormous belt buckle	7
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#199	evil golden arch	62
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#93	evil teddy bear sewing kit	3
#129	exploding hacky-sack	21
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#589	extra-greasy slider	2
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#211	extra-strength strongness elixir	8
#109	eye of newt	159
#29	eye-pod	14
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#231	eyepatch	37
#289	f3d0r4	31
#1075	facsimile dictionary	6
#507	fake blood	2
#52	false eyelashes	9
#180	fancy bath salts	109
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#1535	fancy chocolate car	6
#975	fancy dress ball	10
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#601	felt	15
#275	ferret bait	36
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#737	fetid feather	1
#263	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	7
#209	filthy corduroys	43
#169	filthy hippy poncho	3
#197	filthy knitted dread sack	48
#1896	filthy lucre	2
#137	filthy pestle	27
#351	filthy poultice	8
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#880	fine wine	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#139	fire poi	32
#508	fish-liver oil	4
#422	fizzy potion	23
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#344	flaming crutch	18
#58	flaming glowsticks	9
#311	flaming talons	24
#389	flange	5
#418	flaregun	25
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#48	floorboard cruft	41
#151	floral print shirt	2
#207	flowing hippy skirt	4
#97	flute of flat champagne	177
#165	foolscap fool's cap	24
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#316	fossilized limb	28
#170	fossilized spider skull	3
#299	fossilized spike	14
#229	fossilized spine	8
#502	fossilized torso	6
#478	fossilized wing	5
#100	freezerburned ice cube	3
#282	fricasseed brains	3
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#256	frigid hankyū	1
#579	frigid ninja stars	32
#130	frilly shirt	5
#205	frilly skirt	23
#706	frozen banquet	1
#369	frozen nunchaku	7
#152	fruit basket	1
#1101	fruitcake	16
#254	funky dried mushroom	37
#437	furniture dolly	2
#674	furry fur	56
#115	furry pants	7
#440	fuzzbump	3
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#60	ga-ga radio	118
#248	gas balloon	32
#235	gator skin	34
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#921	ghost cucumber	39
#239	ghuol ears	80
#342	ghuol egg	57
#261	ghuol guolash	37
#196	ghuol-ear kabob	2
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#649	giant discarded bottlecap	7
#790	giant discarded plastic fork	11
#535	giant discarded torn-up glove	8
#403	giant foam finger	3
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#239	giant moxie weed	13
#516	giant needle	50
#690	giant pinky ring	21
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#45	gill rings	1
#1139	gingerbread bugbear	17
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#248	glass of goat's milk	51
#273	glittery mascara	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#449	glowing red eye	24
#384	gnatwing	10
#313	gnauga hide	16
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#346	water pipe bomb	119
#205	whalebone corset	2
#157	whip kit	2
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#550	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#389	white chocolate chips	22
#260	white collar	5
#348	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#706	white lightning	6
#802	white picket fence	1
#494	white pixel	35
#515	white satin pants	4
#446	white satin shield	2
#567	white snake skin	11
#394	white sword	9
#171	wicker shield	26
#283	windchimes	31
#260	wine spritzer	3
#615	witch hat	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#675	wolf mask	11
#433	wolfman mask	14
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#142	wooden axe	6
#743	wooden block	3
#134	wooden stakes	24
#172	wool hat	12
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#114	worn tophat	27
#598	worthless gewgaw	4
#511	worthless knick-knack	9
#410	worthless trinket	7
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#305	wussiness potion	50
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#223	yeti fur	1,130
#1565	yo-yo	6
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 30,867 items total!

what items are this player missing?