Museum :: Miridian

Miridian

Rank	Item	Quantity
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#282	1-ball	19
#164	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	70
#429	2-ball	10
#383	3-ball	12
#119	37x37x37 puzzle cube	26
#405	4-ball	11
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#361	5-ball	13
#281	6-ball	19
#94	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	47
#303	7-ball	18
#410	8-ball	65
#626	9-ball	1
#166	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	6
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#40	ASCII shirt	92
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#59	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	5
#252	Amulet of Yendor	91
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#853	Angry Farmer candy	53
#41	Ankh of Badahnkadh	12
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#287	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#140	Atomic Pop	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#47	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	13
#33	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	18
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#53	BGE temporary tattoo	11
#100	BGE tiny plastic toy	9
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#104	BRICKO brick	3,413
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#107	BRICKO eye brick	783
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#677	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	18
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#16	Beignet Milgranet	46
#103	Ben-Gal™ Balm	19
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#165	Bit O' Ectoplasm	15
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#56	Blackfly Chardonnay	175
#219	Blatantly Canadian	13
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#568	Blood Light	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#39	Bohemian rhapsody	31
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#68	Bright Water	1
#291	Bulky Buddy Box	10
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#152	CRIMBCO mug	103
#845	CRIMBCO scrip	100
#47	CRIMBCO wine	114
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#302	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#73	CSA all-purpose soap	69
#108	CSA cheerfulness ration	49
#101	CSA discount card	71
#240	CSA fire-starting kit	49
#99	CSA obedience grenade	64
#105	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	68
#113	Camp Scout pup tent	37
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#31	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	3
#141	Cherry Cloaca Cola	12
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#959	Cloaca grenade	10
#855	Cloaca-Cola	22
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#12	Coily™	6
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#177	Cold Hots candy	67
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#65	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	23
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#60	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	26
#193	Corpse Island iced tea	27
#146	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	33
#336	Crimbo candied pecan	36
#325	Crimbo fudge	38
#314	Crimbo peppermint bark	40
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#64	Crimbo wreath	9
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2809	Crimbuck	6
#428	Crown of the Goblin King	58
#331	Daffy Taffy	99
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#351	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	5
#313	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	28
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#336	Drowsy Sword	57
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#251	Dyspepsi-Cola	298
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	10
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#387	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#160	Elmley shades	7
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#105	Elvish delight	3
#597	Ent cider	9
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#292	Frat Army FGF	9
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#36	Fromage Pinotage	5
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#430	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#76	GOTO	15
#255	Gaia beads	11
#225	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#178	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#98	Genalen™ Bottle	48
#75	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	18
#88	Gin Mint	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#301	Gnollish plunger	9
#160	Gnollish slotted spoon	13
#472	Gnollish toolbox	5
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#765	Goodfella contract	7
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#458	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#350	Hell ramen	7
#245	Hippy Army MPE	26
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#47	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#64	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#201	Hollandaise helmet	29
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#67	Iiti Kitty phone charm	108
#291	Imp Ale	700
#206	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#1206	Instant Karma	1
#23	Interview With You (a Vampire)	17
#717	Iron Beta of Industry	8
#91	Jack-in-the-box	52
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#59	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	50
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#296	Knob Goblin elite helm	19
#325	Knob Goblin elite pants	15
#347	Knob Goblin elite polearm	14
#271	Knob Goblin elite shirt	29
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#159	Knob Goblin harem pants	36
#673	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#259	Knob Goblin love potion	54
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#151	Knob Goblin melon baller	20
#234	Knob Goblin pants	65
#60	Knob Goblin perfume	65
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#187	Knob Goblin scimitar	88
#193	Knob Goblin seltzer	104
#325	Knob Goblin spatula	22
#245	Knob Goblin steroids	51
#246	Knob Goblin superseltzer	30
#226	Knob Goblin tongs	82
#334	Knob Goblin visor	18
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#185	Knob mushroom	69
#169	Knob nuts	3
#521	Knob sausage	3
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#231	Knoll mushroom	56
#86	Knoll shroomkabob	20
#162	Krakrox's Loincloth	6
#481	LED block	2
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#121	Lobos Mints	2
#205	Lockenstock™ sandals	15
#377	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	69
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#273	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	197
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#593	Mad Train wine	128
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#195	Manetwich	4
#48	Mariner's Friend cough drops	23
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#179	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	13
#112	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	16
#276	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	10
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#242	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	31
#121	Mer-kin foodbucket	4
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#120	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#598	Microplushie: Bropane	11
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#342	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	13
#507	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	3
#510	Microplushie: Gothochondria	12
#532	Microplushie: Hippylase	16
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#589	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#693	Microplushie: Otakulone	9
#465	Microplushie: Raverdrine	12
#515	Microplushie: Sororitrate	13
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#559	Mohawk wig	9
#145	Monstar energy beverage	81
#53	Morto Moreto	4
#308	Mountain Stream soda	84
#148	Mr. Haggis	11
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#321	Mr. Mediocrebar	171
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#99	NPZR chemistry set	65
#83	Nardz energy beverage	13
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#240	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	28
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#55	Nuclear Blastball	80
#54	Oil of Parrrlay	71
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#232	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#173	Orcish baseball cap	25
#160	Orcish cargo shorts	23
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#242	PADL Phone	36
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#1002	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#739	Penultimate Fantasy chest	4
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#391	Pine-Fresh air freshener	7
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#110	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	15
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#206	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	7
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	9
#175	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	8
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#88	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	12
#232	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	9
#91	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	7
#111	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	15
#207	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	10
#84	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	17
#170	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	11
#74	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	21
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#224	Ram's Face Lager	176
#78	Red Pill	5
#61	Red Rover BB gun	52
#209	Regular Cloaca Cola	6
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#985	Rock Pops	48
#126	Rock and Roll Legend	17
#71	SPF 451 lip balm	30
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#204	Safari Jack's moustache	7
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#528	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#166	Schrödinger's thermos	150
#144	Senior Mints	93
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#114	Sinful Desires	6
#151	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	5
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#178	Snow Queen Crown	23
#200	Spam Witch sammich	249
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#438	Sugar Cog	4
#128	Summer Nights	7
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#19	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	14
#381	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	34
#352	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	39
#321	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	44
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#285	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
#694	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	53
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#172	The Art of Slapfighting	6
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#82	The Bomb	1
#193	The Joy of Wassailing	16
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#99	Tiger-lily's milk	29
#72	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	85
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#254	Trollhouse cookies	179
#68	Tuesday's ruby	49
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#32	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	103
#198	Uncle Romulus	6
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#341	Wand of Nagamar	16
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#106	White Hyborian	1
#98	Wint-O-Fresh mint	283
#26	Wolfman Nardz	74
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2314	Yummy Tummy bean	18
#166	Ze™ goggles	17
#199	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#90	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	12
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#238	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	9
#68	a butt tuba	28
#48	a cute angel	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#451	abominable snowcone	24
#194	accidental cider	10
#140	acid-squirting flower	35
#121	acoustic guitarrr	40
#163	actual reality goggles	7
#290	adder bladder	28
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#550	adorable seal larva	5
#361	agua de vida	1
#112	airblaster gun	19
#75	all-purpose cleaner	123
#407	alphabet gum	3
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#156	ammonite fossil	37
#186	amulet of extreme plot significance	95
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#192	ancient protein powder	32
#277	ancient spice	8
#113	ancient stone fist	13
#149	ancient stone head	5
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#188	ant agonist	18
#142	ant hoe	3
#255	ant pick	1
#140	ant rake	3
#260	ant sickle	1
#417	anticheese	11
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#140	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
#290	antique bottle opener	3
#201	antique hand mirror	27
#667	antique helmet	3
#221	antique packet of ketchup	8
#162	antique painting of a landscape	5
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#142	antique record album	20
#670	antique shield	3
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#647	antique spear	4
#250	armgun	10
#408	around the world	2
#137	arrowgram	11
#128	arrrgyle socks	22
#196	asbestos apron	6
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#110	asbestos crossbow string	2
#316	asbestos ore	21
#95	asbestos staff	6
#108	asbestos stick	2
#78	asbestos sword	9
#200	asparagus knife	51
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#469	asshat	2
#1096	awful poetry journal	22
#411	baby killer bee	24
#183	babycakes	1
#147	bacon bath ball	7
#942	baconstone	8
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#755	badass belt	68
#245	bag of Cheat-Os	46
#105	bag of GORF	70
#115	bag of GORP	75
#89	bag of QWOP	73
#375	bag of airline peanuts	82
#502	bag of bones	1
#287	bag of lard	4
#1058	baggie of powdered sugar	3
#294	balaclava	2
#301	balaclava baklava	9
#44	ball	180
#183	balloon helmet	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#70	balloon sword	9
#62	ballroom blintz	202
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#348	banana peel	10
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#293	banana-frosted king cake	10
#601	bananagate	7
#218	banjo strings	1
#124	bar skin	115
#122	bar whip	1
#96	bargain flash powder	12
#21	bark beret	2
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#294	barrrnacle	54
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#75	barskin tent	5
#900	baseball	1
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#276	bat guano	51
#231	bat haggis	1
#77	bat whip	1
#132	bat wing	152
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#269	batblade	11
#224	batgut	153
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#769	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#227	battered hubcap	1
#161	bazookafish bubble gum	19
#12	beach ball marble	3
#80	beach glass bead	87
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#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#318	tiny plastic angry space marine	14
#392	tiny plastic anime smiley	17
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
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#438	tiny plastic astronomer	16
#459	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	35
#473	tiny plastic barrrnacle	34
#401	tiny plastic batbugbear	11
#275	tiny plastic beanbat	23
#325	tiny plastic bee swarm	13
#335	tiny plastic beebee gunners	13
#286	tiny plastic beebee queue	15
#548	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	8
#321	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	14
#488	tiny plastic blazing bat	9
#496	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	32
#331	tiny plastic blooper	20
#283	tiny plastic brainsweeper	23
#485	tiny plastic briefcase bat	14
#336	tiny plastic bugaboo	13
#483	tiny plastic buzzerker	9
#364	tiny plastic cavebugbear	12
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#540	tiny plastic cocoabo	31
#429	tiny plastic coffee pixie	36
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#395	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	11
#259	tiny plastic cubist bull	24
#284	tiny plastic demoninja	22
#307	tiny plastic disco bandit	13
#334	tiny plastic drunk goat	20
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#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#411	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	17
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#259	tiny plastic fruit golem	24
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#363	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	18
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#605	tiny plastic goth giant	12
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#557	tiny plastic killer bee	29
#375	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	18
#804	tiny plastic leprechaun	22
#602	tiny plastic levitating potato	28
#277	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	22
#435	tiny plastic moneybee	10
#589	tiny plastic mosquito	28
#346	tiny plastic mumblebee	13
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#241	tiny plastic peacannon	10
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#295	tiny plastic sauceror	13
#346	tiny plastic scary clown	19
#381	tiny plastic seal clubber	11
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#311	tiny plastic senile lihc	21
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#316	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	21
#305	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	8
#368	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	18
#494	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	32
#308	tiny plastic spooky vampire	21
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#228	tiny plastic taco cat	27
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#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
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#406	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	17
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#487	tiny plastic warwelf	14
#404	tiny plastic whitesnake	17
#301	tiny plastic zmobie	21
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#267	tiny slimy cyst	1
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#86	tobiko marble soda	1
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#165	tofurkey leg	46
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#66	too legit potion	1
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#1070	toothsome rock	8
#32	top	149
#259	torn hellseal sinew	20
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#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
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#127	trilobite fossil	44
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#76	true grit	53
#93	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3
#83	tube of dread wax	80
#85	tube of hair oil	6
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#319	turtle pheromones	10
#752	turtle totem	33
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#46	turtlemail breeches	2
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#142	twinkly wad	2,789
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#262	unearthed potsherd	11
#43	unearthly onyx	45
#44	unidentified jerky	1,275
#114	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	147
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#426	valuable trinket	196
#143	vampire collar	15
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#207	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	47
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#152	vinyl ore	1
#160	vodka and cranberry	14
#411	volcanic ash	7
#134	vorpal blade	76
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#5	wad of slimy rags	186
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#511	war tongs	1
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🥈	washboard shield	1
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#149	whalebone corset	5
#105	whip kit	5
#486	whisker pencil	1
#262	whiskey and cola	8
#388	whiskey sour	4
#202	white Canadian	17
#52	white Xanadian	11
#939	white candy heart	3
#185	white chocolate and tomato pizza	13
#248	white chocolate chip cookies	15
#140	white chocolate chips	104
#920	white class ring	2
#448	white collar	2
#167	white hat hacker T-shirt	8
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#383	whoopie cushion	84
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
#36	willyweed	98
#471	wind-up chattering teeth	68
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#399	witty rapier	4
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#905	wolfman mask	3
#98	wonderwall shield	18
#365	wooden axe	1
#86	wooden stakes	38
#106	wool hat	24
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#253	wumpus hair	6
#169	wussiness potion	109
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#176	yak anorak	1
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#63	yakskin skirt	1
#125	yam candy	2
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#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
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#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#436	yellow snowcone	79
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#311	yeti fur	587
#224	yo-yo	136
#223	yohohoyo	12
#99	your own black heart	2
#6	yummy death watch beetle	954

Wow, that's 97,408 items total!

what items are this player missing?