Museum :: Jokko

Jokko

Rank	Item	Quantity
#347	1-ball	15
#288	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	32
#327	2-ball	14
#383	3-ball	12
#242	30669 scroll	42
#338	33398 scroll	55
#103	334 scroll	76
#552	4-ball	7
#288	5-ball	17
#342	6-ball	14
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#303	7-ball	18
#460	8-ball	53
#296	9-ball	3
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#759	Amulet of Yendor	19
#965	Angry Farmer candy	39
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#312	Black No. 2	17
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#157	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	70
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#1370	Cloaca grenade	4
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#687	Cold Hots candy	5
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#465	Daffy Taffy	69
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#182	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	58
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#1306	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#346	Elmley shades	2
#517	Ent cider	11
#274	Gaia beads	10
#401	Gnollish flyswatter	6
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#154	Gnollish pie tin	35
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#310	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#808	Imp Ale	106
#107	Jarlsberg's key lime	5
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#134	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	91
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#724	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#526	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#351	Knob Goblin firecracker	51
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#654	Knob Goblin love potion	8
#525	Knob Goblin pants	13
#403	Knob Goblin scimitar	22
#498	Knob Goblin spatula	6
#482	Knob Goblin superseltzer	6
#553	Knob Goblin tongs	12
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#481	Knob sausage	4
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#437	Knoll mushroom	20
#292	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#298	Lockenstock™ sandals	7
#140	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	80
#241	Mad Train wine	443
#308	Mae West	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#158	Manetwich	5
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#202	Meat detector	3
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#160	Orcish cargo shorts	23
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#239	PADL Phone	37
#485	Penultimate Fantasy chest	22
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#192	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	6
#812	Ram's Face Lager	3
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#99	Sneaky Pete's key lime	5
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#434	Spam Witch sammich	68
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#514	Trollhouse cookies	51
#31	White Citadel burger	174
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#779	abominable snowcone	9
#387	accidental cider	2
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#394	acoustic guitarrr	9
#407	adder bladder	13
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#811	amulet of extreme plot significance	8
#307	ancient Magi-Wipes	15
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#240	ancient protein powder	20
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#488	annoying pitchfork	5
#460	ant agonist	3
#255	ant pick	1
#520	anticheese	7
#150	antique greaves	73
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#155	antique helmet	74
#134	antique shield	87
#178	antique spear	65
#232	around the world	9
#316	arrrgyle socks	8
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#698	asbestos ore	6
#387	asbestos staff	1
#297	asparagus knife	25
#95	asshat	62
#191	astral mushroom	80
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#939	awful poetry journal	37
#592	baby killer bee	16
#1480	baconstone	4
#3276	badass belt	13
#133	badger badge	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1059	bag of airline peanuts	18
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#217	bar skin	65
#88	barbed-wire fence	101
#1265	barrrnacle	6
#367	barskin hat	1
#487	baseball	7
#385	bat guano	26
#351	bat wing	38
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#606	batblade	2
#413	batgut	57
#85	beach glass bead	83
#267	bean burrito	1
#33	beanbag chair	39
#459	beer bomb	29
#274	beer bong	9
#149	beer goggles	3
#277	beer helmet	14
#543	beer lens	2
#398	beertini	4
#259	bejeweled pledge pin	20
#242	bellhop bell	1
#211	big boom	7
#458	big red clown nose	11
#348	big rock	2
#802	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#469	black & tan	2
#117	black facepaint	3
#489	black forest cake	3
#328	black forest ham	5
#266	black greaves	9
#267	black helmet	9
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#279	black pension check	15
#295	black pepper	7
#506	black pixel	31
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#522	black pudding	2
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#216	black shield	12
#509	black snake skin	7
#241	black sword	11
#446	blackberry	11
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#313	bloody clown pants	18
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#606	blue pixel	62
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#142	blundarrrbus	4
#181	boilermaker	2
#111	bone collar	3
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#598	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	3
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#252	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#407	bottle of alcohol	5
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#813	bottle of gin	9
#1533	bottle of goofballs	15
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#462	bottle of rum	99
#347	bottle of tequila	74
#395	bottle of vodka	43
#457	bottle of whiskey	68
#348	bottle opener belt buckle	5
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#469	bowl of cottage cheese	33
#48	bowl of rye sprouts	18
#330	box	38
#7458	box of sunshine	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#346	boxed wine	73
#317	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#104	brainy skull	5
#148	brass stinger	4
#1337	brick	16
#413	briefcase	9
#114	broken carburetor	2
#576	broken skull	20
#143	broken sword	36
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#331	bronzed locust	5
#580	brown sugar cane	2
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#82	bubbly potion	231
#249	buckler buckle	1
#307	bugbear beanie	20
#277	bugbear bungguard	21
#268	bullet-proof corduroys	15
#1095	bum cheek	1
#322	bunch of square grapes	10
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#383	cactus fruit	3
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1109	can of Binarrrca	6
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#530	can of Red Minotaur	6
#471	can of Swiller	2
#57	can of black paint	10
#181	can of maces	6
#591	can of spinach	3
#76	can of starch	3
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1141	candied kobold	1
#1673	candied yams	4
#186	canopic jar	48
#281	carbonated soy milk	12
#413	carbonated water lily	6
#330	cardboard katana	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#113	carob chunks	91
#585	casino pass	3
#516	cast	23
#420	cat appendix	6
#527	catgut	8
#502	centipede eggs	3
#801	chaos butterfly	81
#369	chef's hat	23
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#368	cherry	8
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#577	chloroform rag	1
#244	chocolate filthy lucre	21
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#672	chopsticks	2
#388	chorizo taco	8
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#871	chrome ore	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#277	chrome sword	3
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#124	chunk of rock salt	62
#97	clay peace-sign bead	78
#48	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	4
#49	clockwork chef-in-the-box	4
#33	clockwork crossbow	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#59	clockwork sphere	6
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#110	cloudy potion	198
#977	clown hammer	20
#375	clown shoes	7
#323	clown skin	20
#1634	club necklace	4
#60	cob of corn	19
#495	cocktail napkin	3
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1054	cocoa egg	2
#678	cocoa eggshell fragment	34
#35	coconut bikini top	8
#181	coconut shell	400
#597	coffin lid	1
#275	cog	109
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#281	cold wad	4
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#253	communications windchimes	32
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#213	cool mushroom	12
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#458	cool whip	5
#132	cornuthaum	63
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#135	cottage	3
#100	cracker	2
#474	cranberries	42
#485	cream stout	2
#272	crowbarrr	9
#413	cruelty-free wine	3
#98	cup of primitive beer	46
#104	curdflinger	1
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#618	cymbal syrup	2
#585	dance card	1
#125	dark potion	149
#612	dead guy's watch	7
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#206	decorative fountain	50
#971	defective skull	12
#415	dehydrated caviar	7
#341	demon skin	27
#217	denim axe	2
#925	dense meat stack	6
#644	desiccated apricot	2
#427	diamond-studded cane	11
#407	didgeridooka	5
#220	digital key lime	1
#158	dirty hobo gloves	179
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#476	disco ball	70
#431	disco mask	74
#152	disembodied brain	30
#200	distilled fortified wine	13
#948	disturbing fanfic	40
#237	divine blowout	66
#269	divine can of silly string	52
#274	divine champagne flute	28
#158	divine champagne popper	58
#241	divine cracker	25
#200	divine noisemaker	109
#578	draggin' ball hat	6
#782	dried face	1
#266	dry martini	1
#337	dry noodles	366
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#919	drywall axe	10
#249	dusty bottle of Marsala	89
#219	dusty bottle of Merlot	114
#184	dusty bottle of Muscat	123
#332	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	53
#325	dusty bottle of Port	64
#347	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	45
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#201	dusty left femur	2
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right tibia	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#905	dwarf bread	3
#400	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#313	eXtreme mittens	12
#671	eXtreme scarf	2
#2971	easter egg balloon	5
#96	effervescent potion	210
#2833	eggnog	1
#448	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	23
#435	empty meat tank	5
#260	enchanted barbell	7
#416	enchanted bean	4
#225	enchanted toothpick	6
#784	encoder ring	10
#287	energy drink IV	9
#518	enormous belt buckle	3
#560	evil golden arch	9
#355	evil golden arches	1
#93	evil teddy bear sewing kit	3
#240	exploding hacky-sack	6
#1081	explosion-flavored chewing gum	15
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#290	extra-strength strongness elixir	4
#156	eye of newt	101
#402	eye-pod	1
#297	f3d0r4	30
#1791	fake hand	1
#94	false eyelashes	6
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#86	filthy pestle	48
#507	fine wine	7
#431	fire poi	2
#585	flaming crutch	6
#146	flaming mushroom	19
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#118	flaregun	153
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#623	flute of flat champagne	4
#428	frilly shirt	1
#181	frozen mushroom	14
#474	frozen nunchaku	4
#941	furry fur	18
#242	fuzzbump	12
#662	fuzzy dice	8
#11	gauze hammock	88
#391	ghuol ears	30
#505	ghuol egg	25
#457	ghuol guolash	13
#722	giant discarded bottlecap	6
#1644	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#453	giant foam finger	2
#337	giant moxie weed	8
#804	giant needle	11
#1044	giant pinky ring	11
#448	glass of goat's milk	14
#1210	gloomy black mushroom	2
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#194	gnauga hide	28
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#220	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
#324	goat cheese	65
#665	goat cheese pizza	4
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#785	gr8ps	1
#180	grapefruit	75
#221	grapes	48
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#766	green beer	13
#431	green candy heart	33
#549	grog	1
#2197	grue egg	10
#655	hair spray	1
#295	half-rotten brain	2
#130	halfberd	5
#2400	hamethyst	1
#200	handful of hand chalk	220
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#647	happiness	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#556	hellion cube	6
#112	hemp string	209
#1103	herb brownies	2
#1293	herbal stuffing	5
#319	hippopotamus skin	3
#452	hot date	6
#788	hot katana blade	4
#564	hot wing	67
#192	hovering sombrero	2
#326	huge spoon	5
#65	hypodermic needle	19
#1590	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3
#883	ice-cold Willer	22
#676	ice-cold fotie	16
#140	ice-cold six-pack	124
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#213	icy-hot katana	3
#526	insanely spicy bean burrito	2
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#330	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	21
#312	jack flapper	1
#734	jar of swamp gas	20
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#69	juniper berries	14
#506	keg shield	1
#184	ketchup	1
#989	killing feather	42
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#460	lavender candy heart	32
#257	lavender plastic oyster egg	14
#203	lead necklace	50
#558	leather chaps	2
#355	leather mask	12
#393	leathery bat skin	12
#429	leathery cat skin	12
#160	leathery rat skin	39
#500	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#252	lemon	244
#192	lemon meringue pie	6
#277	leotarrrd	7
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#270	library card	1
#325	lihc eye	54
#270	lihc face	21
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#269	lime	46
#314	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	23
#340	linoleum sword	2
#182	little paper umbrella	527
#1125	loose teeth	7
#214	lupine sword	4
#1379	magical ice cube with a fly in it	8
#179	magical ice cubes	394
#278	magicalness-in-a-can	15
#132	magnifying glass	5
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#239	mandarina colada	2
#113	many-eyed glasses	13
#382	maple leaf	1
#564	maple syrup	5
#470	marzipan skull	20
#467	mauve plastic oyster egg	8
#156	meat from yesterday	15
#235	meatcar model	2
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#148	mind flayer corpse	137
#314	mixed wildflower greens	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#198	moonglasses	3
#164	moxie weed	160
#1463	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#2561	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#590	ninja hot pants	3
#424	ninja mop	3
#2849	obsidian dagger	2
#529	ocean motion	1
#91	odor extractor	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#214	olive	93
#276	orange	89
#258	oversized pipe	22
#668	oversized pizza cutter	3
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#647	pail	15
#612	palm frond	3
#799	papaya	5
#538	papaya taco	1
#37	party hat	721
#510	pasta spoon	43
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#148	patchouli incense stick	202
#63	peach	36
#67	pear	19
#974	penguin skin	7
#503	perforated battle paddle	2
#174	perpendicular hula	11
#1125	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	10
#1175	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	13
#118	phat turquoise bead	88
#448	pink candy heart	41
#688	pink glowstick	3
#16	pirate tract	54
#204	pitchfork	22
#266	plum	1
#54	plum wine	18
#327	pointed stick	2
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#2213	porquoise	1
#849	potato sprout	2
#459	poutine	7
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#1615	prehistoric spear	1
#89	prosthetic forehead	15
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#14	raspberry beret	23
#534	rat appendix	7
#366	rat appendix kabob	2
#494	ravioli hat	42
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#808	red striped oyster egg	3
#126	reodorant	105
#417	rewinged stab bat	1
#891	ridiculously huge sword	3
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#174	ring of aggravate monster	67
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#495	roll in the hay	1
#136	royal jelly	123
#558	rubber axe	1
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#754	ruby W	5
#169	rum and cola	13
#531	rusty grave robbing shovel	4
#326	sabre-toothed lime cub	2
#623	salty slug	1
#336	sangria	1
#911	saucepan	23
#800	sawblade fragment	55
#442	scorpion whip	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#496	seal-clubbing club	59
#189	seal-skull helmet	104
#399	serpentine sword	1
#251	shock collar	3
#174	shot of blackberry schnapps	2
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#219	shot of grapefruit schnapps	20
#199	shot of nepenthe schnapps	2
#216	shot of orange schnapps	21
#50	shot of peach schnapps	11
#26	shot of pear schnapps	28
#280	shot of tomato schnapps	12
#459	skeleton bone	82
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#769	smart skull	5
#500	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	11
#286	spaghetti with Skullheads	2
#284	spiced rum	2
#1159	spider web	1
#821	spiked femur	1
#560	spooky bicycle chain	4
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#260	spooky mushroom	247
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#230	spooky shroomkabob	1
#894	spooky shrunken head	3
#432	spooky stick	18
#422	spork	3
#202	squashed frog	98
#434	stale baguette	2
#280	stalk of asparagus	30
#460	star crossbow	1
#175	star key lime	1
#338	star key lime pie	1
#133	star spatula	1
#420	star sword	1
#202	stinky mushroom	12
#251	stinky mushroom wine	1
#694	stolen accordion	38
#211	strawberry	117
#698	strawberry daiquiri	1
#465	strawberry wine	1
#632	strongness elixir	2
#5208	stuffed Cheshire bitten	6
#4866	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	7
#3167	stuffed alien blob	1
#3996	stuffed angry cow	10
#5812	stuffed astral badger	5
#3792	stuffed baby gravy fairy	11
#4161	stuffed cocoabo	9
#3200	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#4625	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	8
#4952	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	7
#4056	stuffed hand turkey	10
#4578	stuffed mind flayer	8
#4050	stuffed scary death orb	10
#8964	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#3888	stuffed snowy owl	10
#5811	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	5
#3041	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#4567	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	8
#6347	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	4
#531	stunt nuts	1
#107	sucky decal	14
#812	t8r tots	1
#177	targeting chip	4
#391	tasty tart	3
#261	teqiwila slammer	1
#451	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#285	thistle wine	9
#120	tiny Mountie hat	5
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#231	tiny bottle of absinthe	99
#206	tiny ninja sword	5
#1799	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	4
#855	tiny plastic Axe Wound	9
#1176	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#1228	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#1493	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#3996	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#2169	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#2172	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#1740	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	4
#1768	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#1091	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	7
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#920	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#2167	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#1763	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#1454	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
#2765	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#1239	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#1441	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#804	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	6
#915	tiny plastic The Man	5
#936	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	8
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#2159	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2204	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#3950	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#2193	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#1241	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	6
#1442	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#4864	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#6146	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#715	tiny plastic beanbat	10
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3949	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#1082	tiny plastic blooper	7
#924	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#1754	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#3969	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#6242	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#2097	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1488	tiny plastic cubist bull	5
#926	tiny plastic demoninja	8
#4498	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1218	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
#1739	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1250	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#1244	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#1714	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#3990	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#3968	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#6159	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#1217	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1235	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#8062	tiny plastic grue	1
#1424	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#4855	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#3903	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#923	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	8
#4879	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#3935	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#912	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	8
#3325	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#1766	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#3303	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2177	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2784	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#673	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	11
#1722	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#4013	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#1783	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#4865	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#4018	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1243	tiny plastic taco cat	6
#1429	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#4483	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#837	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	9
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#1726	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#920	tiny plastic zmobie	8
#491	tiny shaker of salt	5
#582	titanium assault umbrella	9
#883	toast	770
#411	tofu casserole	2
#1902	tofurkey gravy	3
#2295	tofurkey leg	2
#345	tomato	119
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#158	tuning fork	1
#562	turtle totem	58
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#141	uncooked chorizo	46
#347	unidentified jerky	22
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#816	viking helmet	3
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#384	vorpal blade	12
#1099	wad of dough	1
#511	war tongs	1
#413	warm mushroom	3
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#425	whiskey sour	3
#345	white Canadian	9
#159	white Xanadian	2
#480	white candy heart	37
#401	white chocolate chips	21
#382	white lightning	25
#445	white snake skin	18
#446	white sword	7
#118	wholeberd	1
#1303	wind-up chattering teeth	11
#261	wooden axe	2
#308	wooden stakes	9
#662	worthless gewgaw	3
#650	worthless trinket	2
#708	wussiness potion	7
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#355	yak skin	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#609	yellow candy heart	30
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#924	yeti fur	37

Wow, that's 17,068 items total!

what items are this player missing?