Museum :: Don Quai Poncerello

Don Quai Poncerello

Rank	Item	Quantity
#405	"DRINK ME" potion	17
#64	"Humorous" T-shirt	4
#63	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	21
#249	1-ball	23
#104	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	116
#225	2-ball	27
#234	3-ball	26
#92	33398 scroll	300
#238	4-ball	25
#77	4-dimensional guitar	41
#66	5-Alarm Saucepan	6
#279	5-ball	18
#266	6-ball	21
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#222	7-ball	30
#50	7-inch discus	1
#265	8-ball	116
#401	9-ball	2
#166	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	6
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#39	ASCII shirt	93
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#76	Alewife™ Ale	37
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1123	Amulet of Yendor	6
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#256	Angry Farmer candy	553
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#347	BRICKO eye brick	10
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#349	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	30
#264	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	9
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#102	Bash-Ōs cereal	8
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#60	Blackfly Chardonnay	168
#135	Blatantly Canadian	33
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#57	Bohemian rhapsody	16
#1080	Bonerdagon necklace	8
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#97	Boris's key lime	7
#340	Boris's ring	5
#137	Boss Bat bling	23
#379	Boss Bat britches	37
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#144	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	81
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#88	C.H.U.M. chum	22
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1078	Cloaca grenade	8
#1265	Cloaca-Cola	5
#496	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#196	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	13
#163	Cloaca-Cola helmet	13
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#177	Cloaca-Cola shield	13
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#189	Codpiece of the Goblin King	33
#24	Coily™	3
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#145	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#81	Cookbook of the Damned	6
#250	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	10
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#909	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#158	Crimbo candied pecan	130
#170	Crimbo fudge	122
#144	Crimbo peppermint bark	150
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#1457	Crimbuck	210
#352	Crown of the Goblin King	68
#773	Daffy Taffy	35
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#40	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	9
#182	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	20
#55	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	355
#135	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	13
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#570	Drowsy Sword	32
#556	Dyspepsi grenade	23
#277	Dyspepsi-Cola	261
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#111	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	18
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	16
#494	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#127	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	15
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#173	El Vibrato power sphere	7
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#70	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	6
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	17
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	15
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	7
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#62	Elmley shades	21
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#464	Ent cider	14
#65	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#312	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	29
#93	Feynman gate	134
#278	Frat Army FGF	10
🥇	French slippers	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#171	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#189	Gaia beads	20
#238	Game Grid ticket	5
#264	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#142	Genalen™ Bottle	25
#153	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#151	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	14
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#61	Gnollish flyswatter	62
#45	Gnollish pie server	43
#47	Gnollish slotted spoon	43
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#250	Hippy Army MPE	25
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#231	Hodgman's blanket	6
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#241	Imp Ale	922
#206	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#717	Iron Beta of Industry	8
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#36	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	29
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#106	Knob Goblin elite helm	59
#118	Knob Goblin elite shirt	74
#70	Knob Goblin eyedrops	18
#134	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#257	Knob Goblin love potion	55
#86	Knob Goblin lunchbox	22
#126	Knob Goblin melon baller	26
#71	Knob Goblin perfume	58
#27	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	37
#200	Knob Goblin spatula	76
#188	Knob Goblin steroids	71
#86	Knob Goblin tongs	229
#120	Knob Goblin visor	80
#343	Knob pasty	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#38	LED block	53
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#196	Let Me Be!	7
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#339	Lockenstock™ sandals	5
#836	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	32
#143	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	78
#250	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	221
#814	M-242	5
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#211	Mad Train wine	526
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#127	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	74
#54	Manetwich	18
#40	Mariner's Friend cough drops	33
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#92	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	93
#79	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	130
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#25	Mer-kin fastjuice	62
#56	Mer-kin foodbucket	30
#118	Mer-kin healscroll	6
#90	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#11	Mer-kin hookspear	131
#21	Mer-kin killscroll	53
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#69	Mer-kin pressureglobe	4
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#4	Mer-kin takebag	280
#20	Mer-kin thingpouch	227
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#352	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	138
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#315	Mob Penguin cellular phone	67
#428	Monstar energy beverage	5
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#1752	Mr. Mediocrebar	14
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's ash can	3
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#177	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	8
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#133	Orange Star of Sacrifice	15
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#25	Oscus's dumpster waders	3
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#43	PADL Phone	423
#29	PVC staff	1
#22	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	46
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#260	Pine-Fresh air freshener	12
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#300	Ram's Face Lager	100
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1724	Rock Pops	15
#222	Rock and Roll Legend	8
#11	S.A.V.E. flyer	48
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#927	Senior Mints	3
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#668	Spooky Surprise Egg	8
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#234	Summer Nights	5
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#191	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	414
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#104	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	48
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#110	Tiger-lily's milk	22
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#146	Trollhouse cookies	399
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#202	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	17
#198	Uncle Romulus	6
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#44	Vial of jus de larmes	4
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#706	Warm Subject gift certificate	18
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#217	Wolfman Nardz	7
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#63	X-37 gun	3
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#138	Yellow Moon of Compassion	18
#1466	Yummy Tummy bean	92
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#12	Zombo's skull ring	3
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#147	a butt tuba	9
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#635	abominable snowcone	12
#138	accidental cider	17
#121	acid-squirting flower	43
#172	acoustic guitarrr	25
#25	adder bladder	1,216
#61	aerated diving helmet	4
#251	agua de vida	5
#91	albatross necklace	1
#57	all-purpose cleaner	174
#407	alphabet gum	3
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#446	amulet of extreme plot significance	27
#287	ancient frozen dinner	7
#80	ancient protein powder	134
#149	ancient spice	22
#78	ancient stone fist	29
#84	ancient stone head	13
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#158	ancient vinyl coin purse	54
#20	anemone nematocyst	52
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1884	anniversary gift box	2
#325	annoying pitchfork	9
#78	ant agonist	59
#95	ant hoe	5
#167	ant pick	2
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#117	ant rake	4
#260	ant sickle	1
#361	anticheese	16
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#42	antique greaves	268
#47	antique hand mirror	304
#38	antique helmet	301
#154	antique packet of ketchup	12
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#458	antique record album	5
#43	antique shield	269
#45	antique spear	283
#216	armgun	12
#306	around the world	5
#343	arrrgyle socks	7
#218	asbestos apron	5
#88	asbestos crossbow	8
#110	asbestos crossbow string	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#51	asbestos staff	9
#224	asbestos sword	3
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#78	asparagus knife	123
#469	asshat	2
#110	astronaut pants	78
#116	atomic vector plotter	45
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#106	awful poetry journal	2,002
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#202	baby killer bee	46
#498	baconstone	16
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#122	baconstone ring	2
#132	bad-ass club	1
#318	badass belt	125
#1455	bag of airline peanuts	6
#504	bag of lard	2
#93	bag of many confections	3
#127	balaclava	8
#108	balaclava baklava	45
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#129	ballast turtle	3
#73	balloon helmet	7
#281	balloon monkey	6
#57	balloon shield	2
#118	balloon sword	4
#29	ballroom blintz	614
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#119	banana peel	46
#185	banana-frosted king cake	14
#66	banjo strings	10
#120	bar skin	120
#57	bar whip	2
#96	bargain flash powder	12
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#144	barrrnacle	96
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#245	barskin hat	2
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#125	baseball	69
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#227	bat guano	73
#169	bat haggis	2
#40	bat hat	2
#77	bat whip	1
#90	bat wing	235
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#71	bat-ass leather jacket	3
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#71	batblade	102
#146	batgut	291
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#1291	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#9	battered hubcap	98
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#70	bazookafish bubble gum	67
#49	beach ball marble	1
#88	beach glass bead	81
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#195	bean burrito	3
#199	beanbag chair	2
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#116	beautiful soup	1
#78	bed of coals	8
#185	beefy fish meat	2
#63	beer bomb	874
#142	beer bong	30
#172	beer cartilage	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#233	beer lens	11
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#241	beertini	9
#326	begpwnia	3
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#510	bejeweled cufflinks	7
#165	bejeweled pledge pin	50
#71	bellhop bell	10
#44	bewitching boots	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#96	bi-lateral logic compressor	45
#115	big bad voodoo mask	8
#134	big bass drum	13
#67	big boom	33
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#94	big red clown nose	133
#59	big slimy cyst	8
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#83	bilge wine	511
#89	bindle of joy	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#299	bit of clingfilm	14
#97	bit-o-cactus	66
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#60	bitter pill	1
#49	black & tan	135
#45	black belt	2
#778	black candy heart	2
#28	black catseye marble	1
#34	black cowboy hat	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#51	black forest cake	196
#40	black forest ham	190
#184	black greaves	15
#159	black helmet	20
#119	black kettle drum	11
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#42	black pension check	564
#577	black pepper	1
#23	black picnic basket	588
#78	black pixel	754
#539	black plastic oyster egg	9
#500	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#391	black pudding	5
#163	black shield	20
#30	black snake skin	788
#349	black spot	2
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#163	black sword	22
#286	black-and-blue light	201
#26	blackberry	2,976
#96	blackberry combat boots	4
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#151	blackberry polite	1
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#80	blank prescription sheet	2
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1298	blood flower	2
#13	blood of the Wereseal	202
#455	bloody beer	17
#84	bloody clown pants	128
#156	bloody mary	14
#155	blue class ring	27
#268	blue glowstick	6
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#254	blue pixel	291
#259	blue plasma ball	228
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#594	blue plastic oyster egg	8
#233	blue polka-dot oyster egg	16
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#123	blue shell	1
#413	blue snowcone	22
#395	blue striped oyster egg	11
#176	blue-frosted astral cupcake	8
#181	blueberry-frosted king cake	8
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#54	bone collar	7
#103	bone flute	28
#38	bone rattle	70
#75	booty chest charrrm	168
#275	borg sock monkey	7
#204	boring spaghetti	2
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#80	bottle of Ooze-O	22
#174	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#36	bottle of black cat tonic	52
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#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
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#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
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#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
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#2201	tiny plastic killer bee	8
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
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#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
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#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
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#343	tiny shaker of salt	7
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#27	tiny sombrero	1
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#419	tofurkey gravy	21
#411	tofurkey leg	21
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#37	torquoise ring	1
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#154	toy space helmet	61
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#125	tropical swill	1
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#74	tuning fork	3
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#198	turtle wax	1
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#101	turtlemail breeches	1
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#39	twitching trigger finger	2
#59	ultimate ultimate frisbee	17
#32	underwater slingshot	36
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#103	unfortunate dumplings	5
#159	unidentified jerky	156
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#629	unstable laser battery	57
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#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
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#56	wholeberd	2
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#136	wicker shield	40
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1556	wind-up chattering teeth	6
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#211	witch hat	4
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#38	woven baling wire bracelets	16
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#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#95	wussiness potion	254
#1110	x-ray specs	6
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#1528	yellow snowcone	7
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#236	yeti fur	1,020
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#1584	yo	3
#313	yohohoyo	6
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 89,283 items total!

what items are this player missing?