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RankItemQuantity
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#418Cloaca grenade40
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#860Daffy Taffy30
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#277Dyspepsi grenade50
#498Elfin shortbread1
#690Ent cider6
#310Frosty's frosty mug5
#265Genalenâ„¢ Bottle7
#497Gnollish plunger3
#310Gnollish slotted spoon6
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#390Hodgman's blanket3
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#714Knob Goblin elite pants3
#690Knob Goblin elite polearm3
#916Knob Goblin firecracker5
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#200Knob Goblin love potion77
#734Knob Goblin pants5
#849Knob Goblin scimitar3
#188Knob Goblin steroids71
#822Knob mushroom1
#343Knob pasty1
#443Knob sausage5
#844Knoll mushroom3
#267Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals9
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#405Lord of the Flies-sized fries18
#903Mad Train wine41
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#416McMillicancuddy's Special Lager3
#397Miniborg beeper1
#323Mr. Joe's bangles4
#371Ol' Scratch's salad fork3
#520Orcish baseball cap4
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#420PADL Phone9
#494Pine-Fresh air freshener4
#1334Rock Pops28
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#400Snow Queen Crown5
#627Summer Nights2
#623Supernova Champagne2
#1082Tasty Fun Good rice candy19
#574Tiki lighter1
#1141Trollhouse cookies3
#442Typical Tavern swill6
#147WA3
#978Yummy Tummy bean167
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#535ant agonist2
#887antique greaves1
#1849baby killer bee1
#2128barrrnacle1
#619bejeweled pledge pin2
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#530big red clown nose9
#568bilge wine9
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#407bottle of cooking sherry2
#813bottle of gin9
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#350bottle of sewage schnapps14
#724bottle of vodka10
#348bottle opener belt buckle5
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#584box12
#1107broken skull2
#533bugbear bungguard8
#938bunch of bananas1
#480candied kobold6
#1964candied yams3
#568centipede eggs2
#369cloudy potion29
#441clown shoes5
#218corncob pipe7
#571cornuthaum4
#1468corpse on the beach2
#1424corpsedriver2
#1811corpsetini1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1475disassembled clover2
#1419disco mask3
#409distressed denim pants4
#931draggin' ball hat1
#782dusty bottle of Muscat5
#316dusty fifth cervical vertebra1
#183dusty first lumbar vertebra2
#278dusty fourth caudal vertebra1
#283dusty left eighth rib1
#286dusty left fibula1
#294dusty left scapula1
#306dusty left third rib1
#296dusty right first rear claw1
#314dusty right third rear claw1
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#283dusty seventh lumbar vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#430eXtreme mittens7
#568eXtreme scarf3
#1393elven moonshine2
#541energy drink IV1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#170extra-greasy slider14
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#651filthy corduroys4
#602filthy pestle1
#308fire poi6
#724flaming crutch3
#711flaming talons3
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#191foie gras10
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#141frat brats7
#376frayed rope belt3
#450fricasseed brains1
#711frigid ninja stars15
#173frozen banquet13
#279fuzzbump10
#3220fuzzy dice2
#446ga-ga radio3
#486ghuol ears18
#818ghuol egg8
#335ghuol egg quiche4
#707ghuol guolash5
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#442glass of goat's milk15
#571goat cheese11
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#464gr8ps6
#4476grue egg2
#347guano coffee cup4
#572handful of hand chalk28
#2507heart necklace2
#520hemp string10
#542hill of beans18
#376hippy medical kit5
#255hippy protest button13
#358hot pink lipstick1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#312jack flapper1
#221jar of fermented pickle juice10
#343kick-ass kicks4
#178knob ka-bobs8
#897leather mask1
#725lemon20
#758lime3
#723line17
#285lucky bottlecap5
#250maple leaf2
#1004mariachi pants4
#736marzipan skull9
#742meat vortex13
#1046metallic A3
#389milky potion25
#450mind flayer corpse16
#791miner's helmet1
#160mixed wildflower greens6
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#314ninja hot pants11
#424ninja mop3
#2847obsidian dagger2
#110olive lo mein2
#1616oozenog3
#849orange2
#256orange and black Crimboween candy21
#753original G18
#53outrageous sombrero5
#668oversized pizza cutter3
#1761pail1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#365panhandle panhandling hat3
#807party hat1
#503perforated battle paddle2
#546phat turquoise bead5
#720photoprotoneutron torpedo12
#390pile of jumping beans6
#833plot hole27
#319poutine15
#1614prehistoric spear1
#761probability potion15
#187psycho sweater2
#1294pulsing flesh2
#351ram horns6
#420ram stick3
#889ravioli hat11
#672razor-sharp can lid8
#284reinforced beaded headband13
#479rice bowl2
#453ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon3
#1271rigid carapace3
#741ring of aggravate monster4
#389round green sunglasses1
#206round purple sunglasses38
#856royal jelly1
#364ruby W34
#267sabre-toothed lime cub3
#506sake bomb12
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#493seal tooth20
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#721seal-skull helmet6
#307sewer nuggets56
#2571shiny ring2
#342shot of grapefruit schnapps9
#270shot of orange schnapps13
#363shot of tomato schnapps8
#620silver shrimp fork2
#534sk8board1
#796skeleton bone20
#596smart skull11
#313snake21
#569snowboarder pants3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3300spectre scepter2
#131spicy bean burrito3
#439spider web90
#552spiked femur3
#1027spooky mushroom20
#894spooky shrunken head3
#1041spooky stick2
#686spring13
#902squashed frog3
#487stained mattress2
#434stale baguette2
#504stalk of asparagus9
#661star17
#145star stiletto1
#1503stolen accordion3
#324stone baseball cap1
#689strawberry6
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#618super-spiky hair gel80
#1041support cummerbund3
#454supportive bra2
#769swashbuckling pants2
#525sweet ninja sword1
#1007synthetic stuffing2
#675t8r tots3
#361tasty tart4
#1963teddy borg1
#380thistle wine4
#169throbbing rage gland2
#50tin star6
#1561tiny house4
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2476toast33
#135tofu wonton1
#1404tofurkey gravy5
#2814tofurkey leg1
#2527toothsome rock1
#599tropical paperweight1
#324true grit6
#1083turtle totem13
#1649twitching claw1
#1969unstable DNA6
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1043viking helmet1
#251voodoo snuff6
#492vorpal blade7
#442wang2
#359war tongs3
#536water pipe bomb34
#358whiskey and cola5
#743white chocolate chips4
#428white picket fence8
#727white pixel11
#810white satin pants1
#446white satin shield2
#807white snake skin4
#854white sword1
#200wicker shield18
#260wine spritzer3
#399witty rapier4
#261wooden axe2
#205wussiness potion93

Wow, that's 2,371 items total!

what items are this player missing?