| #561 | "DRINK ME" potion | 3 |
| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #108 | 1,970 carat gold | 3 |
| #907 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #87 | 11-leaf clover | 3 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #846 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #65 | 25-meat staff | 3 |
| #880 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #988 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #693 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #189 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 3 |
| #883 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #88 | 4-d camera | 3 |
| #321 | 4-dimensional guitar | 3 |
| #64 | 4:20 bomb | 3 |
| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #872 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #104 | 5-hour acrimony | 3 |
| #894 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #158 | 64067 scroll | 3 |
| #273 | 668 scroll | 3 |
| #575 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #899 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1772 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #290 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #306 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #82 | A muse-bouche | 3 |
| #77 | ASCII fu manchu | 3 |
| #467 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #38 | Abyssal ember | 3 |
| #52 | Accordion of Jordion | 3 |
| #222 | Alewife™ Ale | 3 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #144 | Alice's Army Bowman | 3 |
| #139 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #140 | Alice's Army Coward | 3 |
| #176 | Alice's Army Guard | 3 |
| #176 | Alice's Army Halberder | 3 |
| #142 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 3 |
| #139 | Alice's Army Horseman | 3 |
| #148 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 3 |
| #183 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Ninja | 3 |
| #180 | Alice's Army Nurse | 3 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #179 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 3 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 3 |
| #183 | Alice's Army Wallman | 3 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #875 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1852 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #272 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 3 |
| #123 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 3 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #21 | Arr, M80 | 3 |
| #48 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 3 |
| #50 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 3 |
| #47 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 3 |
| #47 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 3 |
| #42 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 3 |
| #570 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #156 | Atomic Pop | 3 |
| #42 | AutumnFest ale | 3 |
| #33 | Aye Aye | 3 |
| #30 | Aye Aye, Captain | 3 |
| #38 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 3 |
| #168 | BACON | 3 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #324 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #745 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #1378 | BGE shotglass | 3 |
| #307 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #25 | BRICKO bat | 3 |
| #459 | BRICKO brick | 3 |
| #396 | BRICKO eye brick | 3 |
| #24 | BRICKO hat | 3 |
| #40 | BRICKO ooze | 3 |
| #20 | BRICKO oyster | 3 |
| #22 | BRICKO pants | 3 |
| #24 | BRICKO sword | 3 |
| #102 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 3 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2704 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #478 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #103 | Barulio's bottle | 3 |
| #357 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #185 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 3 |
| #141 | Battlie Light Saver | 3 |
| #61 | Beignet Milgranet | 3 |
| #214 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 3 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #526 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #47 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 3 |
| #178 | BitterSweetTarts | 3 |
| #136 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #119 | Black Body™ spray | 3 |
| #607 | Black No. 2 | 3 |
| #530 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #455 | Blatantly Canadian | 3 |
| #452 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #327 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #111 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 3 |
| #496 | Blood Light | 3 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #147 | Bohemian rhapsody | 3 |
| #30 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 3 |
| #422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #57 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 3 |
| #142 | Boris's key lime | 3 |
| #255 | Boris's key lime pie | 3 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1983 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #87 | Boss Drops | 3 |
| #91 | Bowl of Scorpions | 3 |
| #52 | Bram's choker | 3 |
| #930 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #49 | Bright Water | 3 |
| #797 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #31 | Buttery Knob | 3 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #230 | C.H.U.M. chum | 3 |
| #44 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 3 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #2307 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #149 | CSA all-purpose soap | 3 |
| #156 | CSA bravery badge | 3 |
| #200 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 3 |
| #193 | CSA discount card | 3 |
| #170 | CSA obedience grenade | 3 |
| #189 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 3 |
| #23 | Can-Can skirt | 3 |
| #47 | Cerebral Cloche | 3 |
| #95 | Cerebral Crossbow | 3 |
| #49 | Cerebral Culottes | 3 |
| #31 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 3 |
| #323 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #60 | Chinese curse words | 3 |
| #20 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 3 |
| #535 | Chroner | 3 |
| #23 | Churchill | 3 |
| #326 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #110 | Claybender glasses | 3 |
| #20 | Climate Colada | 3 |
| #143 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 3 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #169 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 3 |
| #95 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 3 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #861 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #164 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 3 |
| #284 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 3 |
| #41 | Comet Drop | 3 |
| #165 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 3 |
| #149 | Cookbook of the Damned | 3 |
| #668 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #247 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 3 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1039 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1172 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1167 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #496 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #85 | Crimbojito | 3 |
| #276 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 3 |
| #211 | Crimbot battery | 3 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 3 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 3 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #145 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 3 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 3 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 3 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 3 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #376 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 3 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 3 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 3 |
| #281 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #372 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 3 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #55 | Cursed Punch | 3 |
| #319 | D roll | 3 |
| #199 | DUFRESNE Suds | 3 |
| #38 | Dad's brandy | 3 |
| #1770 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #20 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 3 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #1165 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #201 | Divine | 3 |
| #410 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 3 |
| #606 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 3 |
| #155 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 3 |
| #310 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 3 |
| #96 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 3 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #776 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #50 | Drac & Tan | 3 |
| #344 | Dramatic™ range | 3 |
| #2023 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #105 | Duskwalker fangs | 3 |
| #128 | Duskwalker syringe | 3 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1860 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 3 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #25 | Earring of Fire | 3 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #217 | Effermint™ tablets | 3 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #287 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #184 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 3 |
| #176 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 3 |
| #224 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 3 |
| #213 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 3 |
| #179 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #476 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 3 |
| #283 | Elfin shortbread | 3 |
| #40 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 3 |
| #48 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 3 |
| #269 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #104 | Elvish delight | 3 |
| #79 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 3 |
| #86 | Enchanted Plunger | 3 |
| #874 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #133 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 3 |
| #67 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 3 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #165 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 3 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #140 | Fitspiration™ poster | 3 |
| #44 | Flaming Knob | 3 |
| #16 | Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory | 3 |
| #61 | Fog Murderer | 3 |
| #405 | Frat Army FGF | 3 |
| #261 | Friendliness Beverage | 3 |
| #140 | Frogade | 3 |
| #52 | Fromage Pinotage | 3 |
| #46 | Frost™ brand sword | 3 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #101 | Fu Manchu Wax | 3 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #132 | GOTO | 3 |
| #439 | Gaia beads | 3 |
| #368 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #253 | Game Grid ticket | 3 |
| #224 | Game Grid token | 3 |
| #376 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
| #125 | Gearhead Goo | 3 |
| #347 | Genalen™ Bottle | 3 |
| #252 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 3 |
| #55 | Gin Mint | 3 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #54 | Glo-Pop | 3 |
| #98 | Gnollish Crossdress | 3 |
| #73 | Gnollish autoplunger | 3 |
| #191 | Gnollish casserole dish | 3 |
| #551 | Gnollish flyswatter | 3 |
| #409 | Gnollish pie server | 3 |
| #530 | Gnollish pie tin | 3 |
| #496 | Gnollish plunger | 3 |
| #35 | Gnollish sangria | 3 |
| #424 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 3 |
| #547 | Gnollish toolbox | 3 |
| #28 | Gnomish sagngria | 3 |
| #46 | Gnomish toolbox | 3 |
| #150 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #950 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #70 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 3 |
| #65 | Good 'n' Slimy | 3 |
| #149 | Gordon Bennett | 3 |
| #169 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 3 |
| #651 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #138 | Green Manalishi | 3 |
| #28 | Green Muslin | 3 |
| #30 | Green Velvet | 3 |
| #249 | Gummi-DNA | 3 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #89 | Hatorade | 3 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #163 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 3 |
| #100 | Hell broth | 3 |
| #444 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #64 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 3 |
| #480 | Hippy Army MPE | 3 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #52 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 3 |
| #47 | Humanitini | 3 |
| #59 | Hundred Headed IPA | 3 |
| #51 | Ice Island Long Tea | 3 |
| #10 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 3 |
| #15 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 3 |
| #11 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 3 |
| #205 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 3 |
| #468 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 3 |
| #82 | Illuminati earpiece | 3 |
| #1754 | Imp Ale | 3 |
| #43 | Inndya trading card | 3 |
| #857 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #65 | Jacob's rung | 3 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #138 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 3 |
| #243 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #18 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 3 |
| #78 | Jefferson wings | 3 |
| #619 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #627 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 3 |
| #459 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #830 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 3 |
| #54 | Junk-Bond | 3 |
| #44 | Kashmir sweater | 3 |
| #28 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 3 |
| #24 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 3 |
| #40 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 3 |
| #60 | Kentucky-style derby | 3 |
| #44 | Kiss the Knob apron | 3 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #76 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 3 |
| #175 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 3 |
| #181 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 3 |
| #150 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 3 |
| #722 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #714 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 3 |
| #690 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 3 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #148 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 3 |
| #1014 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #666 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 3 |
| #671 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 3 |
| #126 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 3 |
| #854 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #374 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #404 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 3 |
| #156 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 3 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin pants | 3 |
| #553 | Knob Goblin perfume | 3 |
| #240 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 3 |
| #849 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 3 |
| #695 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 3 |
| #96 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 3 |
| #584 | Knob Goblin spatula | 3 |
| #758 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
| #117 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 3 |
| #588 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 3 |
| #867 | Knob Goblin tongs | 3 |
| #669 | Knob Goblin visor | 3 |
| #83 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 3 |
| #93 | Knob jelly donut | 3 |
| #112 | Knob lo mein | 3 |
| #648 | Knob mushroom | 3 |
| #167 | Knob nuts | 3 |
| #161 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| #521 | Knob sausage | 3 |
| #75 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 3 |
| #71 | Knob shroomkabob | 3 |
| #96 | Knob stir-fry | 3 |
| #120 | Knob stroganoff | 3 |
| #251 | Knob stuffed shells | 3 |
| #73 | Knoll lo mein | 3 |
| #846 | Knoll mushroom | 3 |
| #333 | Knoll shroomkabob | 3 |
| #75 | Knoll stir-fry | 3 |
| #48 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 3 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #68 | Lobster qua Grill | 3 |
| #398 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 3 |
| #22 | Locust | 3 |
| #45 | Lolsipop | 3 |
| #22 | London frog | 3 |
| #3010 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #782 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #805 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3 |
| #595 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| #56 | Lumineux Limnio | 3 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #170 | MSG | 3 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #1550 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #220 | Mae West | 3 |
| #114 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #238 | Manetwich | 3 |
| #171 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 3 |
| #32 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #32 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #26 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #31 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #85 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #22 | Marltini | 3 |
| #395 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #57 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 3 |
| #119 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #436 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #173 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 3 |
| #413 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
| #202 | Meat detector | 3 |
| #71 | Meat maid | 3 |
| #98 | Meat maid body | 3 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #70 | Mer-kin breastplate | 3 |
| #38 | Mer-kin bunwig | 3 |
| #53 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 3 |
| #44 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 3 |
| #60 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 3 |
| #56 | Mer-kin digpick | 3 |
| #11 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 3 |
| #8 | Mer-kin dragnet | 3 |
| #13 | Mer-kin facecowl | 3 |
| #61 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 3 |
| #135 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 3 |
| #29 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 3 |
| #27 | Mer-kin hallpass | 3 |
| #149 | Mer-kin healscroll | 3 |
| #103 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 3 |
| #123 | Mer-kin hookspear | 3 |
| #132 | Mer-kin killscroll | 3 |
| #65 | Mer-kin lipstick | 3 |
| #41 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 3 |
| #24 | Mer-kin paste | 3 |
| #67 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 3 |
| #112 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #75 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 3 |
| #61 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 3 |
| #24 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 3 |
| #67 | Mer-kin roundshield | 3 |
| #40 | Mer-kin saltmint | 3 |
| #40 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 3 |
| #33 | Mer-kin sawdust | 3 |
| #4 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 3 |
| #5 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 3 |
| #56 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 3 |
| #73 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 3 |
| #55 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 3 |
| #11 | Mer-kin switchblade | 3 |
| #128 | Mer-kin takebag | 3 |
| #123 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 3 |
| #8 | Mer-kin waistrope | 3 |
| #66 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 3 |
| #47 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 3 |
| #299 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 3 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #1024 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 3 |
| #840 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #829 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #864 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #351 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #740 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #874 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #762 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #810 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #75 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 3 |
| #269 | Milk Studs | 3 |
| #55 | Mint Yulep | 3 |
| #105 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 3 |
| #291 | Misty Cape | 3 |
| #277 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #289 | Misty Robe | 3 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #782 | Mohawk wig | 3 |
| #245 | Mon Tiki | 3 |
| #487 | Monstar energy beverage | 3 |
| #53 | Morbidda trading card | 3 |
| #32 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 3 |
| #109 | Mornington crescent roll | 3 |
| #83 | Mortimer's nostrum | 3 |
| #65 | Morto Moreto | 3 |
| #874 | Mountain Stream soda | 3 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #2456 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #16 | Mrs. Rush | 3 |
| #85 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 3 |
| #20 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 3 |
| #13 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 3 |
| #26 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 3 |
| #55 | Murderer's Punch | 3 |
| #57 | Muschat | 3 |
| #91 | Mylar balloon | 3 |
| #82 | ND | 3 |
| #269 | NG | 3 |
| #522 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #28 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 3 |
| #191 | Nardz energy beverage | 3 |
| #45 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 3 |
| #109 | Necbro wafers | 3 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #190 | Neuromancer | 3 |
| #88 | New Age healing crystal | 3 |
| #49 | New Age hurting crystal | 3 |
| #332 | New Zealand iced tea | 3 |
| #381 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
| #32 | Nightmare Fuel | 3 |
| #64 | Northern pemmican | 3 |
| #17 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 3 |
| #263 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
| #273 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #261 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #208 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
| #216 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 3 |
| #210 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 3 |
| #570 | Now and Earlier | 3 |
| #201 | Nuclear Blastball | 3 |
| #52 | Oh, the Humanitini | 3 |
| #380 | Oil of Parrrlay | 3 |
| #100 | Okee-Dokee soda | 3 |
| #371 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #589 | Orcish baseball cap | 3 |
| #533 | Orcish cargo shorts | 3 |
| #512 | Orcish frat-paddle | 3 |
| #160 | Orcish meat locker | 3 |
| #214 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #77 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 3 |
| #91 | Osk'r Chow | 3 |
| #519 | PADL Phone | 3 |
| #64 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 3 |
| #322 | PEEZ dispenser | 3 |
| #189 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 3 |
| #101 | Pain Dip | 3 |
| #1490 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #45 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 3 |
| #90 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #13 | Pendant of Fire | 3 |
| #770 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 3 |
| #28 | Phil Collins | 3 |
| #18 | Phlegethon | 3 |
| #359 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 3 |
| #165 | Piddles | 3 |
| #540 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 3 |
| #312 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #36 | Plague of Locusts | 3 |
| #86 | PlexiPips | 3 |
| #44 | Poison Oak trading card | 3 |
| #156 | Pokëmann band-aid | 3 |
| #570 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #460 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #252 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #260 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #573 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #151 | Polka Pop | 3 |
| #127 | Polysniff Perfume | 3 |
| #142 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 3 |
| #54 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 3 |
| #257 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #164 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #119 | Psychotic Train wine | 3 |
| #27 | Punching Potion | 3 |
| #29 | Punchplanter | 3 |
| #72 | Purple Beast energy drink | 3 |
| #59 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #13 | Putrid Pendant | 3 |
| #284 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 3 |
| #36 | R'lyeh | 3 |
| #82 | Rad Lib | 3 |
| #114 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 3 |
| #809 | Ram's Face Lager | 3 |
| #56 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 3 |
| #13 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 3 |
| #14 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 3 |
| #19 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 3 |
| #20 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 3 |
| #15 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 3 |
| #15 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 3 |
| #11 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 3 |
| #17 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 3 |
| #14 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 3 |
| #17 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 3 |
| #14 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 3 |
| #15 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 3 |
| #13 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 3 |
| #15 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 3 |
| #12 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 3 |
| #75 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #585 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #280 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #26 | Ring of Fire | 3 |
| #23 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 3 |
| #2434 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #71 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 3 |
| #97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #45 | Roo trading card | 3 |
| #79 | Russian Ice | 3 |
| #100 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 3 |
| #40 | S.T.L.T. | 3 |
| #73 | SMOOCH soda | 3 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #107 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #39 | Sangria de Menthe | 3 |
| #91 | Saturday Night Special | 3 |
| #30 | Sazerorc | 3 |
| #33 | Sazuruk-hai | 3 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #30 | Scent of a Human™ candle | 3 |
| #919 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #928 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #40 | Serenity trading card | 3 |
| #201 | Shivering Chèvre | 3 |
| #25 | Siberian sunrise | 3 |
| #28 | Simepore slime | 3 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #144 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 3 |
| #43 | Slimebite | 3 |
| #27 | Slimosa | 3 |
| #27 | Slippery Knob | 3 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 3 |
| #258 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #95 | Smart Bone Dust | 3 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #122 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 3 |
| #253 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #128 | Space Tourist Phaser | 3 |
| #183 | Space Tours Tripple | 3 |
| #980 | Spam Witch sammich | 3 |
| #47 | Special Seasoning | 3 |
| #62 | Spirit Precipice | 3 |
| #809 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| #264 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #8 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 3 |
| #9 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 3 |
| #28 | Staff of the Greasefire | 3 |
| #8 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 3 |
| #31 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 3 |
| #23 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of the Soupbone | 3 |
| #12 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 3 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #57 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 3 |
| #57 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 3 |
| #47 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 3 |
| #50 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 3 |
| #49 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 3 |
| #49 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 3 |
| #55 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 3 |
| #50 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 3 |
| #45 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 3 |
| #44 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 3 |
| #53 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 3 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 3 |
| #55 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 3 |
| #60 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #61 | Stephen's secret formula | 3 |
| #135 | Stone Golem pebbles | 3 |
| #209 | Strix stix | 3 |
| #480 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #59 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 3 |
| #555 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #386 | Swabbie™ swab | 3 |
| #299 | Swizzler | 3 |
| #150 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 3 |
| #48 | TRIO cup of beer | 3 |
| #722 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 3 |
| #738 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #411 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #671 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #1715 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #203 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 3 |
| #63 | Temps Tempranillo | 3 |
| #49 | Tequiz Navidad | 3 |
| #77 | Texas tea | 3 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #575 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| #54 | The Bomb | 3 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #696 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #16 | The Legendary Beat | 3 |
| #20 | The Lost Comb | 3 |
| #37 | The Lost Glasses | 3 |
| #29 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 3 |
| #535 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #23 | The Ring | 3 |
| #44 | The Snake trading card | 3 |
| #42 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 3 |
| #191 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 3 |
| #44 | Thorny Toad trading card | 3 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #886 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #240 | Tiger-lily's milk | 3 |
| #443 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 3 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #254 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 3 |
| #257 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 3 |
| #253 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 3 |
| #256 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 3 |
| #1141 | Trollhouse cookies | 3 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #804 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 3 |
| #525 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #94 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 3 |
| #17 | Unspeakable Earring | 3 |
| #62 | Ur-Donut | 3 |
| #75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #41 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 3 |
| #25 | Velvet Veil | 3 |
| #53 | Vodka Matryoshka | 3 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #146 | WA | 3 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #985 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3 |
| #111 | Wax Flask | 3 |
| #204 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 3 |
| #113 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 3 |
| #159 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 3 |
| #354 | White Citadel burger | 3 |
| #315 | White Citadel fries | 3 |
| #70 | White Hyborian | 3 |
| #107 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 3 |
| #1546 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #336 | Wolfman Nardz | 3 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #62 | X-37 gun | 3 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian alloy | 3 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 3 |
| #67 | Xiblaxian polymer | 3 |
| #186 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 3 |
| #148 | Ye Olde Meade | 3 |
| #165 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 3 |
| #160 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 3 |
| #894 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #2778 | Yummy Tummy bean | 3 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #436 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #49 | Zoodriver | 3 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #239 | a butt tuba | 3 |
| #475 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #228 | abandoned candy | 3 |
| #163 | abominable blubber | 3 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #85 | acceptable bagel | 3 |
| #327 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #193 | actual reality goggles | 3 |
| #163 | adder | 3 |
| #650 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #846 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #81 | aerated diving helmet | 3 |
| #33 | agnolotti arboli | 3 |
| #297 | agua de vida | 3 |
| #35 | albatross necklace | 3 |
| #565 | all-purpose cleaner | 3 |
| #54 | alpha-mail pants | 3 |
| #404 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #64 | amber aviator shades | 3 |
| #63 | ammonite candy mold | 3 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #113 | amok pudding | 3 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #555 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 3 |
| #108 | ancient cursed foot locker | 3 |
| #455 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #145 | ancient ice cream scoop | 3 |
| #37 | ancient medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #52 | ancient pills | 3 |
| #222 | ancient poisoned dart | 3 |
| #523 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #407 | ancient spice | 3 |
| #201 | ancient stone fist | 3 |
| #176 | ancient stone head | 3 |
| #2223 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #494 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 3 |
| #97 | anemone nematocyst | 3 |
| #10 | anger blaster | 3 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #458 | ant agonist | 3 |
| #18 | ant antidepressant | 3 |
| #140 | ant hoe | 3 |
| #126 | ant pick | 3 |
| #121 | ant pitchfork | 3 |
| #139 | ant rake | 3 |
| #127 | ant sickle | 3 |
| #386 | anti-anti-antidote | 3 |
| #769 | anticheese | 3 |
| #88 | antimatter wad | 3 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #78 | antique accordion | 3 |
| #111 | antique beer | 3 |
| #198 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 3 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #652 | antique greaves | 3 |
| #499 | antique hand mirror | 3 |
| #664 | antique helmet | 3 |
| #143 | antique machete | 3 |
| #335 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #606 | antique record album | 3 |
| #669 | antique shield | 3 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #690 | antique spear | 3 |
| #370 | armgun | 3 |
| #372 | around the world | 3 |
| #196 | arrowgram | 3 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #147 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 3 |
| #157 | artisanal limoncello | 3 |
| #273 | asbestos apron | 3 |
| #224 | asbestos crossbow | 3 |
| #85 | asbestos crossbow string | 3 |
| #46 | asbestos helmet turtle | 3 |
| #41 | asbestos meat stack | 3 |
| #900 | asbestos ore | 3 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #78 | asbestos stick | 3 |
| #224 | asbestos sword | 3 |
| #92 | asbestos sword hilt | 3 |
| #64 | asbestos thermos | 3 |
| #786 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #83 | asparagus lo mein | 3 |
| #79 | asparagus stir-fry | 3 |
| #385 | asshat | 3 |
| #23 | asteroid belt | 3 |
| #968 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #145 | attorney's badge | 3 |
| #80 | augmented-reality shades | 3 |
| #34 | autumn breeze | 3 |
| #33 | autumn dollar | 3 |
| #31 | autumn leaf | 3 |
| #34 | autumn years wisdom | 3 |
| #42 | autumn-spice donut | 3 |
| #1664 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #236 | bätzle | 3 |
| #1320 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #199 | backwoods screwdriver | 3 |
| #1714 | baconstone | 3 |
| #188 | baconstone bracelet | 3 |
| #55 | baconstone earring | 3 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #84 | baconstone ring | 3 |
| #58 | bad-ass club | 3 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #70 | badass pie | 3 |
| #92 | badge of authority | 3 |
| #764 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #184 | bag of GORF | 3 |
| #189 | bag of GORP | 3 |
| #185 | bag of QWOP | 3 |
| #311 | bag of W&Ws | 3 |
| #1649 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #93 | bag of many confections | 3 |
| #126 | bag of pygmy blood | 3 |
| #1060 | baggie of powdered sugar | 3 |
| #242 | balaclava | 3 |
| #492 | balaclava baklava | 3 |
| #1314 | ball | 3 |
| #128 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #139 | balloon helmet | 3 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #43 | balloon shield | 3 |
| #141 | balloon sword | 3 |
| #457 | ballroom blintz | 3 |
| #87 | bamboo bokuto | 3 |
| #823 | banana | 3 |
| #38 | banana candle | 3 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #98 | banana daiquiri | 3 |
| #42 | banana milkshake | 3 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #15 | banana split | 3 |
| #110 | banana spritzer | 3 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #809 | bananagate | 3 |
| #117 | banjo strings | 3 |
| #21 | baobab sap | 3 |
| #958 | bar skin | 3 |
| #48 | bar whip | 3 |
| #730 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #211 | bargain flash powder | 3 |
| #13 | bark beret | 3 |
| #15 | bark boxers | 3 |
| #11 | bark bracelet | 3 |
| #66 | barrel cracker | 3 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #29 | barskin buckler | 3 |
| #42 | barskin cloak | 3 |
| #190 | barskin hat | 3 |
| #29 | barskin loincloth | 3 |
| #97 | barskin tent | 3 |
| #26 | bartender skull | 3 |
| #108 | bartender-in-the-box | 3 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #68 | basic meat crossbow | 3 |
| #45 | basic meat fez | 3 |
| #26 | basic meat foon | 3 |
| #78 | basic meat helmet | 3 |
| #47 | basic meat kilt | 3 |
| #78 | basic meat pants | 3 |
| #43 | basic meat skirt | 3 |
| #63 | basic meat spork | 3 |
| #64 | basic meat staff | 3 |
| #91 | basic meat sword | 3 |
| #770 | bat guano | 3 |
| #142 | bat haggis | 3 |
| #33 | bat hat | 3 |
| #35 | bat whip | 3 |
| #855 | bat wing | 3 |
| #131 | bat wing kabob | 3 |
| #96 | bat wing stir-fry | 3 |
| #71 | bat-ass leather jacket | 3 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #521 | batblade | 3 |
| #1008 | batgut | 3 |
| #1035 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #216 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #140 | battered hubcap | 3 |
| #311 | bazookafish bubble gum | 3 |
| #523 | beach glass bead | 3 |
| #151 | beach glass necklace | 3 |
| #195 | bean burrito | 3 |
| #167 | beanbag chair | 3 |
| #58 | beastly paste | 3 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #49 | beautiful soup | 3 |
| #61 | beaver spear | 3 |
| #292 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #157 | beefy fish meat | 3 |
| #80 | beer basted brat | 3 |
| #857 | beer bomb | 3 |
| #406 | beer bong | 3 |
| #112 | beer cartilage | 3 |
| #149 | beer goggles | 3 |
| #509 | beer helmet | 3 |
| #473 | beer lens | 3 |
| #59 | beer-a-pult | 3 |
| #87 | beer-battered accordion | 3 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #154 | beer-soaked mop | 3 |
| #487 | beertini | 3 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #325 | begpwnia | 3 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #567 | bejeweled pledge pin | 3 |
| #59 | belemnite candy mold | 3 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #147 | bellhop bell | 3 |
| #117 | bent scrap metal | 3 |
| #110 | berries of suffering | 3 |
| #41 | berry-infused sake | 3 |
| #14 | bewitching boots | 3 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #204 | big bad voodoo mask | 3 |
| #270 | big bass drum | 3 |
| #285 | big boom | 3 |
| #89 | big bundle of chamoix | 3 |
| #66 | big dribbly candle | 3 |
| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| #33 | big hot pepper | 3 |
| #773 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #271 | big rock | 3 |
| #80 | big slimy cyst | 3 |
| #131 | big stick | 3 |
| #33 | big stirring stick | 3 |
| #65 | bigger stick | 3 |
| #685 | bilge wine | 3 |
| #57 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 3 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #284 | bird rib | 3 |
| #35 | bishop cookie | 3 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #476 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #38 | black belt | 3 |
| #150 | black cherry soda | 3 |
| #90 | black cloak | 3 |
| #34 | black cowboy hat | 3 |
| #102 | black eye shadow | 3 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #115 | black facepaint | 3 |
| #486 | black forest cake | 3 |
| #388 | black forest ham | 3 |
| #130 | black friar's tonsure | 3 |
| #146 | black gold | 3 |
| #457 | black greaves | 3 |
| #468 | black helmet | 3 |
| #241 | black kettle drum | 3 |
| #126 | black label | 3 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #480 | black pension check | 3 |
| #410 | black pepper | 3 |
| #333 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #888 | black pixel | 3 |
| #1132 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1183 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #465 | black pudding | 3 |
| #110 | black sheepskin diploma | 3 |
| #460 | black shield | 3 |
| #662 | black snake skin | 3 |
| #256 | black spot | 3 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #484 | black sword | 3 |
| #73 | black tear | 3 |
| #839 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #730 | blackberry | 3 |
| #122 | blackberry combat boots | 3 |
| #80 | blackberry galoshes | 3 |
| #89 | blackberry moccasins | 3 |
| #96 | blackberry polite | 3 |
| #82 | blackberry slippers | 3 |
| #156 | blank fudge mold | 3 |
| #91 | blended frozen swill | 3 |
| #95 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #436 | blind-packed capsule toy | 3 |
| #162 | blob of acid | 3 |
| #3059 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #203 | blood of the Wereseal | 3 |
| #190 | blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #86 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 3 |
| #88 | bloodstain stick | 3 |
| #795 | bloody beer | 3 |
| #725 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
| #406 | bloody mary | 3 |
| #92 | blowdart | 3 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #133 | blue oyster badge | 3 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1148 | blue pixel | 3 |
| #272 | blue pixel potion | 3 |
| #840 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #120 | blue plastic baby | 3 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1241 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #100 | blue potion | 3 |
| #21 | blue rocket | 3 |
| #79 | blue shell | 3 |
| #692 | blue snowcone | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #37 | blue suede shoes | 3 |
| #321 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #44 | blunt cat claw | 3 |
| #35 | blunt icepick | 3 |
| #44 | bobcat grenade | 3 |
| #154 | boilermaker | 3 |
| #859 | bone chips | 3 |
| #289 | bone flute | 3 |
| #399 | bone rattle | 3 |
| #33 | bonsai tree | 3 |
| #134 | book of matches | 3 |
| #612 | booty chest charrrm | 3 |
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| #150 | dusty left ninth rib | 3 |
| #141 | dusty left radius | 3 |
| #131 | dusty left scapula | 3 |
| #138 | dusty left second front claw | 3 |
| #142 | dusty left second rear claw | 3 |
| #137 | dusty left second rib | 3 |
| #143 | dusty left seventh rib | 3 |
| #140 | dusty left sixth rib | 3 |
| #139 | dusty left tenth rib | 3 |
| #123 | dusty left third front claw | 3 |
| #143 | dusty left third rear claw | 3 |
| #144 | dusty left third rib | 3 |
| #145 | dusty left thumb | 3 |
| #148 | dusty left tibia | 3 |
| #151 | dusty left twelfth rib | 3 |
| #143 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #130 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #126 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #144 | dusty right clavicle | 3 |
| #145 | dusty right eighth rib | 3 |
| #137 | dusty right eleventh rib | 3 |
| #137 | dusty right femur | 3 |
| #140 | dusty right fibula | 3 |
| #145 | dusty right fifth rib | 3 |
| #142 | dusty right first front claw | 3 |
| #139 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
| #139 | dusty right first rib | 3 |
| #124 | dusty right fourth front claw | 3 |
| #134 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 3 |
| #151 | dusty right fourth rib | 3 |
| #150 | dusty right humerus | 3 |
| #136 | dusty right kneecap | 3 |
| #151 | dusty right ninth rib | 3 |
| #143 | dusty right radius | 3 |
| #136 | dusty right scapula | 3 |
| #139 | dusty right second front claw | 3 |
| #139 | dusty right second rear claw | 3 |
| #143 | dusty right second rib | 3 |
| #134 | dusty right seventh rib | 3 |
| #138 | dusty right sixth rib | 3 |
| #136 | dusty right tenth rib | 3 |
| #136 | dusty right third front claw | 3 |
| #145 | dusty right third rear claw | 3 |
| #132 | dusty right third rib | 3 |
| #149 | dusty right thumb | 3 |
| #141 | dusty right tibia | 3 |
| #136 | dusty right twelfth rib | 3 |
| #145 | dusty right ulna | 3 |
| #145 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 3 |
| #136 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #128 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #140 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #131 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #134 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #148 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #130 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #147 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #126 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #134 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #142 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #140 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #126 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #144 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #126 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #139 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #138 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #143 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #135 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #902 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #320 | dwarvish magazine | 3 |
| #226 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 3 |
| #43 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 3 |
| #41 | eXtreme meat staff | 3 |
| #52 | eXtreme meat sword | 3 |
| #611 | eXtreme mittens | 3 |
| #94 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #566 | eXtreme scarf | 3 |
| #110 | eagle feather | 3 |
| #112 | eagle's milk | 3 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #110 | ectoplasm au jus | 3 |
| #97 | ectoplasmic orbs | 3 |
| #47 | ectoplasmic paste | 3 |
| #67 | eel battery | 3 |
| #59 | eel sauce | 3 |
| #11 | eelskin shield | 3 |
| #791 | effervescent potion | 3 |
| #321 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #172 | eggbeater | 3 |
| #63 | eggman noodles | 3 |
| #2061 | eggnog | 3 |
| #187 | eggwater | 3 |
| #36 | eighth plague | 3 |
| #70 | elderly jawbreaker | 3 |
| #135 | eldritch dough | 3 |
| #74 | electric crutch | 3 |
| #118 | electric snakebite | 3 |
| #450 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #57 | electronics kit | 3 |
| #96 | elegant nightstick | 3 |
| #61 | elemental caipiroska | 3 |
| #39 | elemental paste | 3 |
| #40 | elemental sugarcube | 3 |
| #138 | elephant stinger | 3 |
| #108 | eleven-foot pole | 3 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1981 | elven cellocello | 3 |
| #261 | elven hardtack | 3 |
| #169 | elven magi-pack | 3 |
| #175 | elven medi-pack | 3 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #267 | elven squeeze | 3 |
| #1828 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #106 | embezzler's oil | 3 |
| #964 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #1200 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #517 | empty meat tank | 3 |
| #374 | enchanted barbell | 3 |
| #462 | enchanted bean | 3 |
| #148 | enchanted bean burrito | 3 |
| #64 | enchanted brass knuckles | 3 |
| #90 | enchanted eyepatch | 3 |
| #70 | enchanted handwarmer | 3 |
| #1411 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #187 | enchanted muesli | 3 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #58 | enchantlers | 3 |
| #1023 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #418 | energy drink IV | 3 |
| #1011 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #517 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #304 | enormous hoop earring | 3 |
| #63 | equal sign | 3 |
| #134 | escargotsicle | 3 |
| #142 | especially salty dog | 3 |
| #44 | essential cameraderie | 3 |
| #54 | essential tofu | 3 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| #769 | evil golden arch | 3 |
| #231 | evil golden arches | 3 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #93 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 3 |
| #159 | exotic jungle fruit | 3 |
| #70 | expensive cigar | 3 |
| #292 | exploding hacky-sack | 3 |
| #1568 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #79 | extra-fancy ring setting | 3 |
| #91 | extra-flat panini | 3 |
| #489 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #48 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 3 |
| #105 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 3 |
| #388 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #95 | extra-strength red potion | 3 |
| #18 | extra-strength rubber bands | 3 |
| #316 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 3 |
| #241 | extremely skinny jeans | 3 |
| #9 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 3 |
| #819 | eye of newt | 3 |
| #154 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 3 |
| #185 | eye-pod | 3 |
| #126 | eyedrops of newt | 3 |
| #168 | eyedrops of the ermine | 3 |
| #89 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 3 |
| #797 | eyepatch | 3 |
| #723 | f3d0r4 | 3 |
| #79 | fabric hardener | 3 |
| #77 | fabric softener | 3 |
| #178 | facehugging alien | 3 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #370 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1715 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #176 | false eyelashes | 3 |
| #43 | fancy ball mask | 3 |
| #733 | fancy bath salts | 3 |
| #61 | fancy beef jerky | 3 |
| #100 | fancy blue potion | 3 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #90 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 3 |
| #460 | fancy seashell necklace | 3 |
| #44 | fancy tin beer can | 3 |
| #16 | farfalle bow tie | 3 |
| #257 | fat bottom quark | 3 |
| #1015 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #158 | fat wallet | 3 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #338 | fermenting powder | 3 |
| #560 | ferret bait | 3 |
| #151 | fertilized ghuol egg | 3 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #654 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #30 | fettucini épines Inconnu | 3 |
| #203 | fettucini Inconnu | 3 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #336 | fiery wing | 3 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #777 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #98 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 3 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #479 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #508 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #275 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #105 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
| #359 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 3 |
| #24 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 3 |
| #21 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 3 |
| #32 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #711 | filthy corduroys | 3 |
| #168 | filthy hippy poncho | 3 |
| #690 | filthy knitted dread sack | 3 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #427 | filthy pestle | 3 |
| #445 | filthy poultice | 3 |
| #20 | fin-bit wax | 3 |
| #115 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 3 |
| #657 | fine wine | 3 |
| #50 | finger cuffs | 3 |
| #195 | finger cymbals | 3 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #22 | fire crackers | 3 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #385 | fire poi | 3 |
| #28 | fire-roasted lake trout | 3 |
| #122 | fireball | 3 |
| #175 | fireclutch | 3 |
| #31 | fireproof megaphone | 3 |
| #28 | fish bazooka | 3 |
| #35 | fish scimitar | 3 |
| #28 | fish stick | 3 |
| #524 | fish-liver oil | 3 |
| #89 | fishy fish | 3 |
| #92 | fishy fish casserole | 3 |
| #78 | fishy fish lasagna | 3 |
| #38 | fishy paste | 3 |
| #19 | fishy pipe | 3 |
| #40 | fishy wand | 3 |
| #80 | fitness wristband | 3 |
| #35 | fixed-gear bicycle | 3 |
| #56 | fizzing spore pod | 3 |
| #793 | fizzy potion | 3 |
| #256 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #42 | flaming cardboard sword | 3 |
| #726 | flaming crutch | 3 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #159 | flaming glowsticks | 3 |
| #605 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #144 | flaming mushroom wine | 3 |
| #121 | flaming sword | 3 |
| #712 | flaming talons | 3 |
| #466 | flange | 3 |
| #783 | flaregun | 3 |
| #134 | flask flops | 3 |
| #71 | flask of Amontillado | 3 |
| #40 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 3 |
| #54 | flask of baconstone juice | 3 |
| #47 | flask of hamethyst juice | 3 |
| #234 | flask of mining oil | 3 |
| #140 | flask of rainwater | 3 |
| #300 | flask of tainted mining oil | 3 |
| #365 | flat dough | 3 |
| #70 | flat mushroom wine | 3 |
| #770 | flavored foot massage oil | 3 |
| #121 | flavorless gruel | 3 |
| #171 | flayed mind | 3 |
| #108 | fleetwood chain | 3 |
| #50 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 3 |
| #32 | fleetwood macaroni | 3 |
| #205 | flimsy clipboard | 3 |
| #633 | flirtatious feather | 3 |
| #859 | floaty sand | 3 |
| #169 | floorboard cruft | 3 |
| #102 | floral print shirt | 3 |
| #255 | flour cookie | 3 |
| #164 | flower petal pie | 3 |
| #246 | flowing hippy skirt | 3 |
| #662 | flute of flat champagne | 3 |
| #28 | flyest of shirts | 3 |
| #22 | flypaper staff | 3 |
| #104 | flytrap pellet | 3 |
| #767 | foam dart | 3 |
| #292 | foam noodle | 3 |
| #328 | foie gras | 3 |
| #536 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #116 | foon | 3 |
| #21 | foon of fearfulness | 3 |
| #24 | foon of fleshiness | 3 |
| #24 | foon of foulness | 3 |
| #21 | foon of frigidity | 3 |
| #22 | foon of fulmination | 3 |
| #48 | football helmet | 3 |
| #41 | forbidden danish | 3 |
| #224 | forest tears | 3 |
| #347 | fortune cookie | 3 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #207 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #710 | fossilized limb | 3 |
| #250 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #400 | fossilized spine | 3 |
| #640 | fossilized torso | 3 |
| #581 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #211 | frat brats | 3 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #162 | freshwater pearl necklace | 3 |
| #282 | fricasseed brains | 3 |
| #658 | frightful feather | 3 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #151 | frigid hankyū | 3 |
| #236 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #963 | frigid ninja stars | 3 |
| #195 | frilly shirt | 3 |
| #605 | frilly skirt | 3 |
| #148 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #59 | frosty halo | 3 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #41 | frozen danish | 3 |
| #671 | frozen feather | 3 |
| #546 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #523 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #85 | fruit basket | 3 |
| #110 | fruit bowl | 3 |
| #2468 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #153 | fruitfilm | 3 |
| #83 | fruity girl swill | 3 |
| #144 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #1364 | fudgecule | 3 |
| #90 | full meat tank | 3 |
| #99 | funky brass fez | 3 |
| #649 | funky dried mushroom | 3 |
| #33 | funky junk key | 3 |
| #92 | funny bone | 3 |
| #377 | furniture dolly | 3 |
| #1304 | furry fur | 3 |
| #24 | furry green earmuffs | 3 |
| #109 | furry green turtle | 3 |
| #39 | furry kilt | 3 |
| #205 | furry pants | 3 |
| #41 | furry skirt | 3 |
| #46 | fusilli marrownarrow | 3 |
| #439 | fuzzbump | 3 |
| #496 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #416 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #417 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #445 | ga-ga radio | 3 |
| #29 | gallon of milk | 3 |
| #110 | gamer slurry | 3 |
| #151 | gamma nog | 3 |
| #145 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #548 | gas balloon | 3 |
| #53 | gas can | 3 |
| #39 | gator shades | 3 |
| #529 | gator skin | 3 |
| #111 | gatorskin umbrella | 3 |
| #528 | gauze garter | 3 |
| #59 | gauze hammock | 3 |
| #59 | gauze shorts | 3 |
| #72 | gazely stare | 3 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #49 | generic healing potion | 3 |
| #36 | generic mana potion | 3 |
| #26 | generic restorative potion | 3 |
| #8 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 3 |
| #9 | ghast iron cleaver | 3 |
| #8 | ghast iron codpiece | 3 |
| #9 | ghast iron heater shield | 3 |
| #22 | ghast iron ingot | 3 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #438 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #60 | ghostly pickling solution | 3 |
| #821 | ghuol ears | 3 |
| #1088 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #389 | ghuol egg quiche | 3 |
| #807 | ghuol guolash | 3 |
| #167 | ghuol-ear kabob | 3 |
| #118 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 3 |
| #123 | giant breath mint | 3 |
| #233 | giant cactus quill | 3 |
| #38 | giant cheesestick | 3 |
| #95 | giant clay ashtray | 3 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #63 | giant driftwood sculpture | 3 |
| #402 | giant foam finger | 3 |
| #113 | giant giant moth dust | 3 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #90 | giant grain of protein powder | 3 |
| #85 | giant green gummi bear | 3 |
| #109 | giant green gummi ingot | 3 |
| #135 | giant gym membership card | 3 |
| #147 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 3 |
| #146 | giant jar of protein powder | 3 |
| #129 | giant marshmallow | 3 |
| #89 | giant motorcycle boots | 3 |
| #489 | giant moxie weed | 3 |
| #1059 | giant needle | 3 |
| #59 | giant pearl | 3 |
| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #85 | giant red gummi bear | 3 |
| #103 | giant red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #139 | giant safety pin | 3 |
| #71 | giant spider leg | 3 |
| #230 | giant tube of black lipstick | 3 |
| #135 | giant turkey leg | 3 |
| #85 | giant yellow gummi bear | 3 |
| #100 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 3 |
| #99 | gibson | 3 |
| #101 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 3 |
| #80 | gilded ancient cursed key | 3 |
| #17 | gill rings | 3 |
| #137 | gilt perfume bottle | 3 |
| #183 | gimlet | 3 |
| #96 | gin and tonic | 3 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #100 | ginger snaps | 3 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2300 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #94 | gingham blouse | 3 |
| #100 | ginormous pumpkin | 3 |
| #136 | giraffe-necked turtle | 3 |
| #35 | glacial clock | 3 |
| #110 | gladiator tunica | 3 |
| #87 | glark cable | 3 |
| #202 | glass of baboon milk | 3 |
| #128 | glass of bourbon | 3 |
| #739 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #209 | glass of herbal tequila | 3 |
| #80 | glass of warm water | 3 |
| #25 | glimmering buzzard feather | 3 |
| #39 | glimmering great tit feather | 3 |
| #23 | glimmering penguin feather | 3 |
| #23 | glimmering phoenix feather | 3 |
| #44 | glimmering raven feather | 3 |
| #82 | glimmering roc feather | 3 |
| #156 | glistening fish meat | 3 |
| #29 | glistening staff | 3 |
| #216 | glittery mascara | 3 |
| #70 | glob of cream cheese | 3 |
| #77 | glob of enchanted icing | 3 |
| #222 | glob of green slime | 3 |
| #122 | glob of spoiled mayo | 3 |
| #75 | globe of Deep Sauce | 3 |
| #999 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #216 | gloomy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #53 | glowing esca | 3 |
| #125 | glowing fungus | 3 |
| #872 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #76 | glowing syringe | 3 |
| #58 | gnat lasagna | 3 |
| #62 | gnatloaf | 3 |
| #81 | gnatloaf casserole | 3 |
| #588 | gnatwing | 3 |
| #72 | gnatwing earring | 3 |
| #601 | gnauga hide | 3 |
| #44 | gnauga hide buckler | 3 |
| #46 | gnauga hide chaps | 3 |
| #35 | gnauga hide kilt | 3 |
| #25 | gnauga hide skirt | 3 |
| #34 | gnauga hide vest | 3 |
| #56 | gnauga hide whip | 3 |
| #193 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 3 |
| #604 | gnoll lips | 3 |
| #606 | gnoll teeth | 3 |
| #97 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 3 |
| #222 | goat | 3 |
| #626 | goat beard | 3 |
| #726 | goat cheese | 3 |
| #700 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #106 | goat cheese taco | 3 |
| #354 | goatskin umbrella | 3 |
| #726 | gob of wet hair | 3 |
| #108 | goblin autoblowgun | 3 |
| #114 | goblin hunting spear | 3 |
| #31 | goblin paste | 3 |
| #150 | gold crown | 3 |
| #220 | gold lamé pants | 3 |
| #172 | gold star | 3 |
| #130 | gold tooth | 3 |
| #198 | gold toothbrush | 3 |
| #623 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #76 | golden gum | 3 |
| #2719 | golden ring | 3 |
| #96 | golden twig | 3 |
| #311 | good brain | 3 |
| #63 | gooey lava globs | 3 |
| #46 | gooey paste | 3 |
| #44 | goofily-plumed helmet | 3 |
| #1915 | googly eye | 3 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #29 | goulauncher | 3 |
| #46 | government per-diem | 3 |
| #582 | gr8ps | 3 |
| #54 | grain of sand | 3 |
| #604 | grapefruit | 3 |
| #673 | grapes | 3 |
| #50 | grass blade | 3 |
| #174 | grass clippings | 3 |
| #52 | grass hat | 3 |
| #52 | grass skirt | 3 |
| #33 | grass whistle | 3 |
| #273 | grassy cutlass | 3 |
| #329 | grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #46 | graveyard snowglobe | 3 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #52 | grease gun | 3 |
| #51 | greasy paste | 3 |
| #48 | great big capacitor | 3 |
| #18 | great old fashioned | 3 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #1533 | green beer | 3 |
| #900 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #852 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #149 | green drunki-bear | 3 |
| #63 | green eggnog | 3 |
| #932 | green gummi ingot | 3 |
| #50 | green hamhock | 3 |
| #44 | green marshmallow | 3 |
| #176 | green peawee marble | 3 |
| #1048 | green pixel | 3 |
| #238 | green pixel potion | 3 |
| #36 | green pixie spog | 3 |
| #364 | green smoke bomb | 3 |
| #678 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #326 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #428 | gremlin juice | 3 |
| #121 | gremlin mutagen | 3 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| #83 | grim fairy tale | 3 |
| #74 | grimstone mask | 3 |
| #60 | grisly shell fragment | 3 |
| #361 | grog | 3 |
| #90 | groose grease | 3 |
| #20 | groovy prism necklace | 3 |
| #807 | grouchy restless spirit | 3 |
| #55 | groupie bra | 3 |
| #87 | groupie lipstick | 3 |
| #75 | groupie spangles | 3 |
| #30 | grubby wool | 3 |
| #11 | grubby wool beerwarmer | 3 |
| #6 | grubby wool gloves | 3 |
| #5 | grubby wool hat | 3 |
| #6 | grubby wool scarf | 3 |
| #6 | grubby wool trousers | 3 |
| #11 | grubby woolball | 3 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #515 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #452 | grumpy old man charrrm | 3 |
| #47 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #259 | grungy bandana | 3 |
| #218 | grungy flannel shirt | 3 |
| #377 | guano coffee cup | 3 |
| #208 | guard turtle collar | 3 |
| #311 | guard turtle shell | 3 |
| #36 | guilty sprout | 3 |
| #567 | guitar pick | 3 |
| #112 | gummi canary | 3 |
| #104 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #174 | gummi turtle | 3 |
| #68 | gun cleaning kit | 3 |
| #101 | gunky chicken | 3 |
| #29 | gunner's daughter | 3 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #59 | hacked gibson | 3 |
| #176 | haggis socks | 3 |
| #181 | haggis-infused soap | 3 |
| #205 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 3 |
| #79 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #61 | hair of the fish | 3 |
| #532 | hair spray | 3 |
| #34 | hairy staff | 3 |
| #192 | half of a gold tooth | 3 |
| #228 | half-baked potion | 3 |
| #80 | half-empty carton of milk | 3 |
| #319 | half-orchid | 3 |
| #227 | half-rotten brain | 3 |
| #77 | half-size scalpel | 3 |
| #213 | half-sized guitar | 3 |
| #184 | halfberd | 3 |
| #146 | hamburger | 3 |
| #1646 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #53 | hamethyst earring | 3 |
| #164 | hamethyst necklace | 3 |
| #87 | hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #24 | hammerus | 3 |
| #77 | hand grenegg | 3 |
| #4012 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #114 | handful of drink tickets | 3 |
| #1122 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #350 | handful of honey | 3 |
| #482 | handful of moss | 3 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
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| #91 | handyman "hand soap" | 3 |
| #430 | happiness | 3 |
| #44 | hard spore pod | 3 |
| #29 | hardware upgrade | 3 |
| #327 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
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| #57 | haunted paddle-ball | 3 |
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| #1201 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
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| #1062 | heavy D | 3 |
| #76 | heavy leather-bound tome | 3 |
| #192 | heavy metal sonata | 3 |
| #247 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 3 |
| #81 | heavy necklace chain | 3 |
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| #1814 | herringcello | 3 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
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| #79 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 3 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
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| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
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| #1107 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
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| #10 | illicit fish sauce | 3 |
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| #121 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #136 | imitation White Russian | 3 |
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| #13 | imitation whetstone | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
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| #85 | ink bladder | 3 |
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| #56 | inky squid sauce | 3 |
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| #456 | irate sombrero | 3 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
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| #199 | jack flapper | 3 |
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| #56 | jam band bootleg | 3 |
| #107 | jamfish jam | 3 |
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| #55 | jingling spore pod | 3 |
| #207 | jive turkey leg | 3 |
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| #45 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 3 |
| #51 | jug of baconstone juice | 3 |
| #44 | jug of hamethyst juice | 3 |
| #48 | jug of porquoise juice | 3 |
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| #408 | jumbo olive | 3 |
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| #56 | junk yard | 3 |
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| #59 | karma shawarma | 3 |
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| #1413 | kite | 3 |
| #8 | kitty sheet music | 3 |
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| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
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| #255 | knob ka-bobs | 3 |
| #64 | knob mushroom wine | 3 |
| #127 | knobby helmet turtle | 3 |
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| #77 | knoll mushroom wine | 3 |
| #1347 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #236 | kumquat | 3 |
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| #184 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 3 |
| #36 | large tankard of ale | 3 |
| #2882 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #32 | lava cake | 3 |
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| #61 | lavawater | 3 |
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| #87 | lawnmower blade | 3 |
| #1015 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #85 | lead yo-yo | 3 |
| #74 | leaf | 3 |
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| #64 | left bracket | 3 |
| #157 | left parenthesis | 3 |
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| #236 | legitimate business on the beach | 3 |
| #1078 | lemon | 3 |
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| #1451 | length of string | 3 |
| #439 | leotarrrd | 3 |
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| #345 | lesser grodulated violet | 3 |
| #87 | letterman's jacket | 3 |
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| #130 | libation of liveliness | 3 |
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| #670 | lihc face | 3 |
| #148 | limburger biker boots | 3 |
| #757 | lime | 3 |
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| #19 | limepatch | 3 |
| #942 | line | 3 |
| #26 | linguini of the sea | 3 |
| #236 | linoleum crossbow | 3 |
| #67 | linoleum crossbow string | 3 |
| #44 | linoleum helmet turtle | 3 |
| #29 | linoleum meat stack | 3 |
| #707 | linoleum ore | 3 |
| #225 | linoleum staff | 3 |
| #64 | linoleum stick | 3 |
| #266 | linoleum sword | 3 |
| #59 | linoleum sword hilt | 3 |
| #121 | lint | 3 |
| #239 | lion oil | 3 |
| #28 | liquid ice pack | 3 |
| #25 | literal grasshopper | 3 |
| #1106 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #37 | little parachute guy | 3 |
| #50 | little red jam | 3 |
| #123 | little round pebble | 3 |
| #16 | little wooden mannequin | 3 |
| #69 | live nautical mine | 3 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #94 | liver and let pie | 3 |
| #78 | liver popsicle | 3 |
| #328 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #206 | loadstone | 3 |
| #44 | loaf of soda bread | 3 |
| #62 | logging hatchet | 3 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
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| #89 | long pork chop sandwiches | 3 |
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| #765 | long skinny balloon | 3 |
| #25 | long-forgotten necklace | 3 |
| #198 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
| #29 | loose purse strings | 3 |
| #1277 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #188 | los chinos | 3 |
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| #165 | lotion of coldness | 3 |
| #169 | lotion of hotness | 3 |
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| #168 | lotion of spookiness | 3 |
| #159 | lotion of stench | 3 |
| #287 | love song of disturbing obsession | 3 |
| #251 | love song of icy revenge | 3 |
| #293 | love song of naughty innuendo | 3 |
| #295 | love song of smoldering passion | 3 |
| #275 | love song of sugary cuteness | 3 |
| #278 | love song of vague ambiguity | 3 |
| #280 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #761 | lowercase N | 3 |
| #70 | lowercase a | 1 |
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| #374 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
| #44 | lucky cat statue | 3 |
| #107 | lucky cat's paw | 3 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #132 | lumbering jack | 3 |
| #31 | lump of black ichor | 3 |
| #166 | lump of coal | 3 |
| #470 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #306 | lunar isotope | 3 |
| #251 | lupine sword | 3 |
| #43 | lychee chuhai | 3 |
| #106 | lynyrd musk | 3 |
| #81 | lynyrd skin | 3 |
| #141 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 3 |
| #86 | lynyrd snare | 3 |
| #19 | lynyrdskin breeches | 3 |
| #18 | lynyrdskin cap | 3 |
| #19 | lynyrdskin tunic | 3 |
| #56 | machetito | 3 |
| #12 | macroplane grater | 3 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #101 | madius | 3 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
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| #86 | magical baguette | 3 |
| #1650 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1040 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #561 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #538 | magicalness-in-a-can | 3 |
| #367 | magilaser blastercannon | 3 |
| #171 | magnetic sculpture kit | 3 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #98 | magnolia blossom | 3 |
| #35 | maid head | 3 |
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| #102 | makeshift cape | 3 |
| #102 | makeshift crane | 3 |
| #52 | makeshift skirt | 3 |
| #45 | makeshift turban | 3 |
| #119 | mana curds | 3 |
| #173 | mandarina colada | 3 |
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| #80 | mangled finger | 3 |
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| #39 | manly bloomers | 3 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #190 | maple leaf | 3 |
| #663 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #347 | margarita | 3 |
| #530 | mariachi G-string | 3 |
| #361 | mariachi hat | 3 |
| #1069 | mariachi pants | 3 |
| #51 | mariachi toothpaste | 3 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
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| #820 | marshmallow | 3 |
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| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #241 | massive gemstone | 3 |
| #78 | massive sitar | 3 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1189 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #47 | meat cowboy hat | 3 |
| #378 | meat engine | 3 |
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| #854 | meat paste | 3 |
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| #926 | meat stack | 3 |
| #981 | meat vortex | 3 |
| #47 | meatloaf helmet | 3 |
| #105 | meatsmithing guide | 3 |
| #47 | meaty helmet turtle | 3 |
| #526 | megatofu | 3 |
| #40 | melon-infused sake | 3 |
| #347 | melted Jell-o shot | 3 |
| #25 | meme generator | 3 |
| #245 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #31 | memory of a CA base pair | 3 |
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| #29 | memory of a CT base pair | 3 |
| #240 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #36 | memory of a GT base pair | 3 |
| #247 | memory of a T | 3 |
| #241 | memory of an A | 3 |
| #40 | memory of an AG base pair | 3 |
| #50 | memory of an AT base pair | 3 |
| #233 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #103 | menorette | 3 |
| #84 | menudo | 3 |
| #171 | menudo ravioli | 3 |
| #41 | mermaid's purse | 3 |
| #469 | mesh cap | 3 |
| #47 | metal mandible | 3 |
| #85 | metal meteoroid | 3 |
| #1044 | metallic A | 3 |
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| #24 | meteorite guard | 3 |
| #32 | meteortarboard | 3 |
| #65 | meteorthopedic shoes | 3 |
| #128 | midriff scrubs | 3 |
| #248 | milk of magnesium | 3 |
| #786 | milky potion | 3 |
| #92 | mimosette | 3 |
| #742 | mind flayer corpse | 3 |
| #66 | mineapple | 3 |
| #534 | miner's helmet | 3 |
| #506 | miner's pants | 3 |
| #124 | mini-martini | 3 |
| #164 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 3 |
| #13 | miniature pruning shears | 3 |
| #157 | minin' dynamite | 3 |
| #62 | missing wine | 3 |
| #217 | mixed wildflower greens | 3 |
| #135 | mocking turtle | 3 |
| #64 | moist sailor's cap | 3 |
| #306 | mojo filter | 3 |
| #57 | mole molé | 3 |
| #51 | mole skin notebook | 3 |
| #493 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 3 |
| #110 | molten scrap metal | 3 |
| #353 | monkey wrench | 3 |
| #1661 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #93 | monster pants | 3 |
| #7 | monstrous monocle | 3 |
| #130 | moonberry wine cooler | 3 |
| #198 | moonglasses | 3 |
| #99 | moose chocolate | 3 |
| #101 | moose thought | 3 |
| #223 | mooseflank | 3 |
| #56 | moosemeat pie | 3 |
| #40 | moreltini | 3 |
| #21 | morning dew | 3 |
| #494 | mother's little helper | 3 |
| #57 | mother's secret recipe | 3 |
| #911 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #99 | mouse skull | 3 |
| #825 | moxie weed | 3 |
| #49 | muculent machete | 3 |
| #45 | muddy pirate hat | 3 |
| #434 | mugcake | 3 |
| #363 | mulled cider | 3 |
| #374 | mullet wig | 3 |
| #866 | mummy costume | 3 |
| #71 | mummy mask | 3 |
| #732 | mummy wrapping | 3 |
| #176 | munchies pill | 3 |
| #764 | murky potion | 3 |
| #100 | muscle oil | 3 |
| #1438 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #274 | mushroom pizza | 3 |
| #117 | musk turtle | 3 |
| #10 | musty moccasins | 3 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #33 | mystery lollipop | 3 |
| #45 | nailswurst | 3 |
| #2526 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #42 | nasty rat mask | 3 |
| #143 | nastygeist | 3 |
| #59 | natto marble soda | 3 |
| #61 | natto pocky | 3 |
| #69 | natto-infused sake | 3 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #405 | natural fennel soda | 3 |
| #32 | natural magick candle | 3 |
| #437 | necklace chain | 3 |
| #474 | necrotizing body spray | 3 |
| #159 | neurostim pill | 3 |
| #146 | neutron lollipop | 3 |
| #53 | neverending wallet chain | 3 |
| #12 | nice warm beer | 3 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #71 | ninja carabiner | 3 |
| #74 | ninja crampons | 3 |
| #119 | ninja eyeblack | 3 |
| #588 | ninja hot pants | 3 |
| #423 | ninja mop | 3 |
| #79 | ninja rope | 3 |
| #199 | non-aged vinegar | 3 |
| #153 | not-a-pipe | 3 |
| #182 | nothing-in-the-box | 3 |
| #35 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 3 |
| #24 | nothingtini | 3 |
| #49 | noticeable pumps | 3 |
| #25 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 3 |
| #29 | noxious gas grenade | 3 |
| #338 | nugget of Crimbonium | 3 |
| #117 | nutty organic salad | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #353 | ocarina of space | 3 |
| #43 | occult jelly donut | 3 |
| #351 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #52 | odor extractor | 3 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #901 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #66 | office-supply crossbow | 3 |
| #33 | oil cap | 3 |
| #31 | oil lamp | 3 |
| #150 | oil of expertise | 3 |
| #177 | oil of oiliness | 3 |
| #143 | oil of slipperiness | 3 |
| #151 | oil of stability | 3 |
| #30 | oil pan | 3 |
| #37 | oil slacks | 3 |
| #74 | oil-filled donut | 3 |
| #64 | oily boid | 3 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #138 | oily mushroom wine | 3 |
| #48 | oily paste | 3 |
| #227 | ointment of the occult | 3 |
| #99 | old bronzer | 3 |
| #58 | old chum | 3 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #100 | old eyebrow pencil | 3 |
| #547 | old leather wallet | 3 |
| #104 | old rosewater cream | 3 |
| #71 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 3 |
| #82 | old school beer pull tab | 3 |
| #1934 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #162 | old-fashioned | 3 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| #679 | olive | 3 |
| #90 | olive lo mein | 3 |
| #82 | olive stir-fry | 3 |
| #129 | one pill | 3 |
| #54 | one-winged stab bat | 3 |
| #163 | onion shurikens | 3 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #162 | open sauce | 3 |
| #229 | opera mask | 3 |
| #44 | opium grenade | 3 |
| #777 | orange | 3 |
| #648 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #98 | orange leather lanyard | 3 |
| #155 | orange peel hat | 3 |
| #60 | orange popsicle | 3 |
| #726 | orange snowcone | 3 |
| #319 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #39 | orc paste | 3 |
| #127 | orc wrist | 3 |
| #176 | orcish hand lotion | 3 |
| #188 | orcish nailing lube | 3 |
| #185 | orcish rubber | 3 |
| #120 | orcish stud-finder | 3 |
| #1042 | original G | 3 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #85 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 3 |
| #90 | ornate ancient cursed key | 3 |
| #106 | out-of-tune biwa | 3 |
| #110 | outlaw bandana | 3 |
| #112 | oven mitts | 3 |
| #32 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 3 |
| #154 | overcookie | 3 |
| #91 | overpriced "imported" beer | 3 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #480 | oversized pipe | 3 |
| #667 | oversized pizza cutter | 3 |
| #44 | oversized snowflake | 3 |
| #333 | ovoid leather thing | 3 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #92 | oyster egg balloon | 3 |
| #9 | oyster sauce | 3 |
| #44 | pacification grenade | 3 |
| #953 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #143 | pack of chewing gum | 3 |
| #854 | pack of pogs | 3 |
| #177 | packet of beer nuts | 3 |
| #70 | padded tortoise | 3 |
| #153 | page of the Necrohobocon | 3 |
| #1313 | pail | 3 |
| #103 | painful penne pasta | 3 |
| #158 | paint bomb | 3 |
| #128 | painting of a glass of wine | 3 |
| #984 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #84 | paisley spore pod | 3 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #44 | palm-frond capris | 3 |
| #89 | palm-frond cloak | 3 |
| #89 | palm-frond fan | 3 |
| #47 | palm-frond net | 3 |
| #205 | palm-frond toupee | 3 |
| #64 | palm-frond whip | 3 |
| #364 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #150 | pants kit | 3 |
| #933 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #302 | panty raider camouflage | 3 |
| #850 | papaya | 3 |
| #348 | papaya sling | 3 |
| #404 | papaya slung | 3 |
| #370 | papaya taco | 3 |
| #44 | paper-plate-mail pants | 3 |
| #1092 | paperclip | 3 |
| #63 | paperclip sproinger | 3 |
| #120 | papotion of papower | 3 |
| #68 | parisian cathouse | 3 |
| #67 | party balloon | 3 |
| #69 | party beer bomb | 3 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #52 | party platter for one | 3 |
| #1405 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1293 | pasta spoon | 3 |
| #93 | pat of butter | 3 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #777 | patchouli incense stick | 3 |
| #294 | patchouli oil bomb | 3 |
| #171 | patent antipsychotics | 3 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #95 | pawn cookie | 3 |
| #135 | peace-sign necklace | 3 |
| #203 | peach | 3 |
| #54 | peach lozenge | 3 |
| #159 | peach pie | 3 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #186 | pear | 3 |
| #65 | pear lozenge | 3 |
| #128 | pear tart | 3 |
| #151 | pec oil | 3 |
| #47 | pencil kunai | 3 |
| #112 | pencil stub | 3 |
| #1749 | penguin focaccia bread | 3 |
| #19 | penguin paste | 3 |
| #68 | penguin shorts | 3 |
| #1125 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #65 | penguin skin buckler | 3 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #73 | penguin whip | 3 |
| #40 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 3 |
| #41 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 3 |
| #50 | pentacorn hat | 3 |
| #52 | pentagram bandana | 3 |
| #423 | peppermint tailings | 3 |
| #67 | peppermint twist | 3 |
| #124 | percent sign | 3 |
| #62 | perfect cosmopolitan | 3 |
| #64 | perfect dark and stormy | 3 |
| #81 | perfect ice cube | 3 |
| #61 | perfect mimosa | 3 |
| #60 | perfect negroni | 3 |
| #58 | perfect old-fashioned | 3 |
| #57 | perfect paloma | 3 |
| #454 | perforated battle paddle | 3 |
| #79 | perfume of prejudice | 3 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #133 | perpendicular guano | 3 |
| #333 | perpendicular hula | 3 |
| #85 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 3 |
| #666 | personal massager | 3 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #912 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #39 | pestoblade | 3 |
| #85 | pestopiary | 3 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1434 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1619 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #65 | petrified noodles | 3 |
| #839 | petrified wood | 3 |
| #99 | pewter claymore | 3 |
| #650 | phat turquoise bead | 3 |
| #165 | phat turquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #246 | philosopher's scone | 3 |
| #274 | philter of phorce | 3 |
| #329 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1070 | phonics down | 3 |
| #991 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #194 | physiostim pill | 3 |
| #971 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #67 | pickled egg | 3 |
| #30 | pickled grasshopper | 3 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #265 | pie crust | 3 |
| #296 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #143 | piece of after eight | 3 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #398 | piercing post | 3 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #148 | pigeon egg | 3 |
| #879 | pile of candy | 3 |
| #596 | pile of dusty animal bones | 3 |
| #353 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #495 | pile of jumping beans | 3 |
| #205 | pile of useless robot parts | 3 |
| #161 | pill cup | 3 |
| #35 | pimpin' meat hat | 3 |
| #90 | pin-stripe slacks | 3 |
| #201 | pine tar | 3 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #874 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #182 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #289 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #43 | pipe wrench | 3 |
| #43 | piping organ pie | 3 |
| #80 | pirate brochure | 3 |
| #167 | pirate cream pie | 3 |
| #91 | pirate pamphlet | 3 |
| #39 | pirate paste | 3 |
| #524 | pirate pelvis | 3 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #48 | pirate skull | 3 |
| #81 | pirate tract | 3 |
| #424 | pitchfork | 3 |
| #31 | pixel boomerang | 3 |
| #14 | pixel bread | 3 |
| #13 | pixel chain whip | 3 |
| #171 | pixel cross | 3 |
| #14 | pixel energy tank | 3 |
| #8 | pixel grappling hook | 3 |
| #118 | pixel hat | 3 |
| #159 | pixel holy water | 3 |
| #21 | pixel morning star | 3 |
| #31 | pixel orb | 3 |
| #56 | pixel pants | 3 |
| #10 | pixel pill | 3 |
| #78 | pixel power cell | 3 |
| #38 | pixel shield | 3 |
| #71 | pixel sword | 3 |
| #29 | pixel whip | 3 |
| #16 | pixel whiskey | 3 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #183 | pixellated moneybag | 3 |
| #99 | plague pie | 3 |
| #23 | plaid bandage | 3 |
| #95 | plaid cowboy hat | 3 |
| #88 | plaid swatch | 3 |
| #109 | plain bagel | 3 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #101 | plain old beer | 3 |
| #350 | plain pizza | 3 |
| #67 | plain snowcone | 3 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #132 | plastic Jefferson wings | 3 |
| #278 | plastic cup of beer | 3 |
| #333 | plastic guitar | 3 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #413 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #1173 | plot hole | 3 |
| #214 | plum | 3 |
| #56 | plum lozenge | 3 |
| #141 | plum wine | 3 |
| #210 | plump juicy grub | 3 |
| #25 | plus one | 3 |
| #188 | pocket theremin | 3 |
| #90 | pocket wish | 3 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #320 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
| #313 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #308 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
| #270 | pointed stick | 3 |
| #510 | pointy mushroom | 3 |
| #79 | pointy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #131 | pointy red hat | 3 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #147 | poisonous caviar | 3 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #237 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #53 | ponytail clip | 3 |
| #95 | poodle skirt | 3 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #139 | pool of liquid metal | 3 |
| #183 | pool torpedo | 3 |
| #52 | popcorn | 3 |
| #138 | poppy | 3 |
| #256 | popsicle stick | 3 |
| #92 | popular tart | 3 |
| #1138 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1530 | porquoise | 3 |
| #51 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 3 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #85 | porquoise ring | 3 |
| #74 | portable cassette player | 3 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #19 | portable motorcycle | 3 |
| #847 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #126 | portable table | 3 |
| #149 | possessed tomato | 3 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #51 | potato pistol | 3 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #76 | potent potion of potency | 3 |
| #24 | potion of X-ray vision | 3 |
| #33 | potion of animal rage | 3 |
| #146 | potion of potency | 3 |
| #36 | potion of punctual companionship | 3 |
| #294 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 3 |
| #32 | potion of the captain's hammer | 3 |
| #54 | potion of the field gar | 3 |
| #47 | potion of the litterbox | 3 |
| #477 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #208 | potted fern | 3 |
| #212 | poultrygeist | 3 |
| #560 | poutine | 3 |
| #37 | poutine pole | 3 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #257 | powdered donut | 3 |
| #384 | powdered organs | 3 |
| #68 | powdered sealbone | 3 |
| #150 | powdered wig | 3 |
| #106 | pr0n cocktail | 3 |
| #849 | pr0n legs | 3 |
| #154 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 3 |
| #89 | pr0n stir-fry | 3 |
| #126 | pr0n taco | 3 |
| #78 | precious piercing post | 3 |
| #55 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #126 | pregnant mushroom | 3 |
| #40 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #138 | premium malt liquor | 3 |
| #33 | prescription noodles | 3 |
| #52 | pressurized potion of perception | 3 |
| #48 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 3 |
| #25 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 3 |
| #41 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 3 |
| #48 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 3 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #1685 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #17 | pretty pink bow | 3 |
| #154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #25 | print screen button | 3 |
| #340 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #1039 | probability potion | 3 |
| #1052 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #119 | programmable turtle | 3 |
| #28 | projectile icemaker | 3 |
| #454 | prosthetic forehead | 3 |
| #96 | protein paste | 3 |
| #221 | prussian cathouse | 3 |
| #112 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #14 | psychedelic bubble wand | 3 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1172 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #140 | puff of smoke | 3 |
| #113 | pufferfish spine | 3 |
| #86 | pulled blue taffy | 3 |
| #90 | pulled green taffy | 3 |
| #80 | pulled indigo taffy | 3 |
| #98 | pulled orange taffy | 3 |
| #16 | pulled porquoise earring | 3 |
| #24 | pulled porquoise pendant | 3 |
| #28 | pulled porquoise ring | 3 |
| #80 | pulled red taffy | 3 |
| #103 | pulled violet taffy | 3 |
| #77 | pulled yellow taffy | 3 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #159 | pumpkin | 3 |
| #178 | pumpkin beer | 3 |
| #33 | pumpkin bomb | 3 |
| #73 | pumpkin juice | 3 |
| #73 | pumpkin pie | 3 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #148 | punk patch | 3 |
| #177 | punk rock jacket | 3 |
| #521 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #105 | purple corpsel | 3 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #224 | purple pixel pie | 3 |
| #91 | purple prose pen | 3 |
| #729 | purple snowcone | 3 |
| #366 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #151 | pygmy adder oil | 3 |
| #338 | pygmy blowgun | 3 |
| #91 | pygmy briefs | 3 |
| #142 | pygmy dart | 3 |
| #250 | pygmy nose-bone | 3 |
| #183 | pygmy papers | 3 |
| #115 | pygmy phone number | 3 |
| #296 | pygmy pygment | 3 |
| #175 | pygmy spear | 3 |
| #131 | pygmy witchhazel | 3 |
| #26 | quadroculars | 3 |
| #36 | quake of arrows | 3 |
| #83 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 3 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #733 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #204 | queen cookie | 3 |
| #71 | rabbit punch | 3 |
| #242 | radiation-resistant helmet | 3 |
| #98 | radiator heater shield | 3 |
| #33 | radioactive chew toy | 3 |
| #1052 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #660 | rag doll | 3 |
| #36 | rainbow bomb | 3 |
| #24 | rainbow crossbow | 3 |
| #31 | rainbow glitter candle | 3 |
| #48 | rainbow tie | 3 |
| #166 | raisin | 3 |
| #436 | ram horns | 3 |
| #420 | ram stick | 3 |
| #64 | ram-battering staff | 3 |
| #233 | raspberry | 3 |
| #34 | raspberry beret | 3 |
| #692 | rat appendix | 3 |
| #311 | rat appendix kabob | 3 |
| #105 | rat appendix stir-fry | 3 |
| #135 | rat carcass | 3 |
| #76 | rat scrapple | 3 |
| #15 | rat tooth polish | 3 |
| #62 | ratarang | 3 |
| #392 | ratgut | 3 |
| #217 | ratini | 3 |
| #27 | ratskin belt | 3 |
| #36 | rattail whip | 3 |
| #148 | rattler rattle | 3 |
| #16 | rattlesnake enrager | 3 |
| #46 | ratty knitted cap | 3 |
| #388 | rave whistle | 3 |
| #79 | ravenous eye | 3 |
| #133 | ravioli della hippy | 3 |
| #1256 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #49 | raw bread | 3 |
| #50 | raw cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #51 | raw gravy | 3 |
| #46 | raw green beans | 3 |
| #54 | raw mincemeat | 3 |
| #56 | raw potato | 3 |
| #48 | raw stuffing | 3 |
| #49 | raw sweet potato | 3 |
| #819 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #122 | really really sticky spider web | 3 |
| #76 | really sticky spider web | 3 |
| #102 | really thick bandage | 3 |
| #96 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #93 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #108 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 3 |
| #85 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
| #83 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #85 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 3 |
| #37 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 3 |
| #104 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 3 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #110 | red China marble | 3 |
| #62 | red badge | 3 |
| #93 | red book | 3 |
| #136 | red box | 3 |
| #172 | red button | 3 |
| #879 | red class ring | 3 |
| #73 | red coat | 3 |
| #141 | red drunki-bear | 3 |
| #67 | red foxglove | 3 |
| #930 | red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #100 | red letter | 3 |
| #63 | red masque | 3 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #708 | red pixel | 3 |
| #549 | red pixel potion | 3 |
| #162 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #88 | red potion | 3 |
| #138 | red red wine | 3 |
| #26 | red rocket | 3 |
| #110 | red rum | 3 |
| #77 | red shirt | 3 |
| #62 | red shoe | 3 |
| #52 | red silk skirt | 3 |
| #681 | red snowcone | 3 |
| #808 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #122 | red velvet cake | 3 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #499 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #79 | red-hot boilermaker | 3 |
| #56 | red-hot poker | 3 |
| #357 | redrum | 3 |
| #158 | reflection of a map | 3 |
| #10 | regret hose | 3 |
| #455 | reinforced beaded headband | 3 |
| #30 | reinforced furry underpants | 3 |
| #83 | remaindered axe | 3 |
| #635 | reodorant | 3 |
| #30 | repeating crossbow | 3 |
| #128 | resolution: be feistier | 3 |
| #111 | resolution: be happier | 3 |
| #82 | resolution: be kinder | 3 |
| #91 | resolution: be luckier | 3 |
| #91 | resolution: be more adventurous | 3 |
| #128 | resolution: be sexier | 3 |
| #118 | resolution: be smarter | 3 |
| #118 | resolution: be stronger | 3 |
| #104 | resolution: be wealthier | 3 |
| #99 | respected companion biscuit | 3 |
| #153 | returned Thinknerd package | 3 |
| #28 | reverse Tantalus | 3 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #217 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #223 | rhesus monkey | 3 |
| #142 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
| #22 | rhinoceros horn | 3 |
| #563 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #274 | ribbon candy | 3 |
| #420 | rice bowl | 3 |
| #891 | ridiculous cocktail | 3 |
| #817 | ridiculous sandwich | 3 |
| #891 | ridiculously huge sword | 3 |
| #452 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 3 |
| #60 | right parenthesis | 3 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #119 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 3 |
| #177 | ring of adornment | 3 |
| #809 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #168 | ring of cold resistance | 3 |
| #175 | ring of conflict | 3 |
| #164 | ring of fire resistance | 3 |
| #172 | ring of gain strength | 3 |
| #720 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #204 | ring of increase damage | 3 |
| #46 | ring of teleportation | 3 |
| #116 | ring setting | 3 |
| #57 | roasted duck | 3 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #143 | robot grease | 3 |
| #80 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 3 |
| #79 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 3 |
| #81 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 3 |
| #78 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 3 |
| #88 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 3 |
| #81 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 3 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 3 |
| #78 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 3 |
| #80 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 3 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #129 | rockfish stomach | 3 |
| #288 | rockin' wagon | 3 |
| #58 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 3 |
| #690 | rocky raccoon | 3 |
| #2626 | rogue swarmer | 3 |
| #351 | roll in the hay | 3 |
| #168 | roll of Hob-Os | 3 |
| #55 | roll of drink tickets | 3 |
| #2048 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #24 | roller skate doll | 3 |
| #63 | rolling pin | 3 |
| #140 | rough fish scale | 3 |
| #118 | round blue bomb | 3 |
| #246 | round green sunglasses | 3 |
| #509 | round purple sunglasses | 3 |
| #708 | royal jelly | 3 |
| #128 | royal jelly taco | 3 |
| #2140 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2216 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2117 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #300 | rubber axe | 3 |
| #85 | rubber band gun | 3 |
| #67 | rubber ribcage | 3 |
| #841 | ruby W | 3 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #435 | rum and cola | 3 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #28 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #49 | runproof mascara | 3 |
| #186 | rusty bonesaw | 3 |
| #34 | rusty broken diving helmet | 3 |
| #594 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #60 | rusty compass | 3 |
| #20 | rusty diving helmet | 3 |
| #593 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #164 | rusty hedge trimmers | 3 |
| #69 | rusty metal key | 3 |
| #159 | rusty metal ring | 3 |
| #151 | rusty metal shaft | 3 |
| #142 | rusty piece of rebar | 3 |
| #29 | rusty porthole | 3 |
| #82 | rusty rivet | 3 |
| #15 | rusty valve wheel | 3 |
| #708 | sabre teeth | 3 |
| #266 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #239 | sack lunch | 3 |
| #51 | sack of doorknobs | 3 |
| #436 | safarrri hat | 3 |
| #63 | safety vest | 3 |
| #680 | sake bomb | 3 |
| #73 | salacious crumbs | 3 |
| #52 | salacious lychee chuhai | 3 |
| #41 | salacious screwdiver | 3 |
| #120 | salamander slurry | 3 |
| #803 | salamander spleen | 3 |
| #154 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
| #182 | salt wages | 3 |
| #667 | salty dog | 3 |
| #385 | salty slug | 3 |
| #52 | samurai turtle | 3 |
| #15 | samurai turtle helmet | 3 |
| #394 | sand dollar | 3 |
| #46 | sandcastle | 3 |
| #44 | sandpaper | 3 |
| #1521 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #215 | sangria | 3 |
| #57 | sauce of the ages | 3 |
| #1461 | saucepan | 3 |
| #301 | sausage bomb | 3 |
| #309 | sausage pizza | 3 |
| #72 | sausage wonton | 3 |
| #19 | savory crossbow | 3 |
| #19 | savory staff | 3 |
| #35 | savory sword | 3 |
| #428 | savoy truffle | 3 |
| #2547 | sawblade fragment | 3 |
| #641 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #40 | scary death orb | 3 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #272 | scorpion whip | 3 |
| #97 | scrap of shadow | 3 |
| #25 | scrap of sticky paper | 3 |
| #324 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 3 |
| #360 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 3 |
| #389 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 3 |
| #337 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 3 |
| #352 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 3 |
| #340 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 3 |
| #50 | screwdiver | 3 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #130 | screwing pooch | 3 |
| #76 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 3 |
| #74 | scroll of Puddingskin | 3 |
| #405 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 3 |
| #1180 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #1194 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #132 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 3 |
| #119 | scrumptious ice ant | 3 |
| #1000 | scrumptious reagent | 3 |
| #166 | scrunchie tourniquet | 3 |
| #91 | sea avocado | 3 |
| #167 | sea blueberry | 3 |
| #156 | sea broccoli | 3 |
| #99 | sea carrot | 3 |
| #156 | sea cauliflower | 3 |
| #14 | sea chaps | 3 |
| #46 | sea cowbell | 3 |
| #17 | sea cowboy hat | 3 |
| #100 | sea cucumber | 3 |
| #58 | sea grease | 3 |
| #81 | sea honeydew | 3 |
| #42 | sea jelly | 3 |
| #79 | sea lace | 3 |
| #57 | sea lasso | 3 |
| #99 | sea leather | 3 |
| #82 | sea lychee | 3 |
| #164 | sea persimmon | 3 |
| #88 | sea radish | 3 |
| #99 | sea salt crystal | 3 |
| #77 | sea tangelo | 3 |
| #107 | seal lube | 3 |
| #908 | seal tooth | 3 |
| #393 | seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #194 | seal-brain elixir | 3 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #853 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #31 | sealhide belt | 3 |
| #32 | sealhide buckler | 3 |
| #30 | sealhide cloak | 3 |
| #29 | sealhide gloves | 3 |
| #31 | sealhide hood | 3 |
| #28 | sealhide leggings | 3 |
| #29 | sealhide moccasins | 3 |
| #252 | sealhide seal doll | 3 |
| #154 | sealhide snare | 3 |
| #33 | sealhide whip | 3 |
| #110 | seaode | 3 |
| #121 | seaweed | 3 |
| #26 | sebaceous shield | 3 |
| #287 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 3 |
| #58 | secret from the future | 3 |
| #198 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 3 |
| #170 | security flashlight | 3 |
| #75 | seegar butt | 3 |
| #169 | sensitive poetry journal | 3 |
| #33 | sequined fez | 3 |
| #213 | serpentine sword | 3 |
| #304 | serum of sarcasm | 3 |
| #238 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 3 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #71 | severed flipper | 3 |
| #512 | sewer nuggets | 3 |
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| #57 | shoe ad T-shirt | 3 |
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| #35 | shrapnel jelly donut | 3 |
| #147 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #27 | shroomtini | 3 |
| #41 | shuddersword | 3 |
| #56 | silver cheese-slicer | 3 |
| #39 | silver paté knife | 3 |
| #66 | silver salt-shaker | 3 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #588 | silver tongue charrrm | 3 |
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| #85 | simple ancient cursed key | 3 |
| #68 | sinewy crossbow string | 3 |
| #118 | single atom | 3 |
| #108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #571 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 3 |
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| #15 | six-armed sweater | 3 |
| #79 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #33 | six-rainbow shield | 3 |
| #107 | sizzling seal fat | 3 |
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| #99 | skeletortoise | 3 |
| #667 | skewer | 3 |
| #325 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 3 |
| #104 | skewered cat appendix | 3 |
| #121 | skirt / kilt kit | 3 |
| #273 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #32 | skull with a fuse in it | 3 |
| #592 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #123 | slab of sponge | 3 |
| #59 | slap and slap again | 3 |
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| #296 | sleaze wad | 3 |
| #42 | sleazy and sour sauce | 3 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #55 | sleazy fairy gravy | 3 |
| #161 | sleazy hi mein | 3 |
| #43 | sleep mask | 3 |
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| #205 | sleeve deuce | 3 |
| #166 | slice of pizza | 3 |
| #154 | slick fish meat | 3 |
| #47 | slightly peevedbow | 3 |
| #76 | slime convention coupons | 3 |
| #77 | slime convention flyers | 3 |
| #62 | slime convention pin | 3 |
| #171 | slime convention swag bag | 3 |
| #84 | slime convention t-shirt | 3 |
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| #49 | slime stack | 3 |
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| #31 | slimy paste | 3 |
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| #171 | slingshot | 3 |
| #305 | slip 'n' slide | 3 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #161 | slug of rum | 3 |
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| #483 | small box | 3 |
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| #19 | smoldering staff | 3 |
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| #150 | smut orc keepsake box | 3 |
| #146 | smut orc sunglasses | 3 |
| #111 | snailmail bits | 3 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
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| #149 | snapdragon pistil | 3 |
| #244 | snarling wolf shield | 3 |
| #175 | sneaky wrapping paper | 3 |
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| #47 | sock garters | 3 |
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| #194 | soggy seed packet | 3 |
| #148 | soggy used band-aid | 3 |
| #111 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 3 |
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| #20 | solid baconstone necklace | 3 |
| #29 | solid baconstone ring | 3 |
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| #544 | solid gold pegleg | 3 |
| #70 | sommelier's towel | 3 |
| #658 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 3 |
| #54 | soup turtle | 3 |
| #15 | soup-chucks | 3 |
| #217 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 3 |
| #101 | soyburger juice | 3 |
| #27 | soylent staff | 3 |
| #157 | space jam | 3 |
| #43 | space jam toast | 3 |
| #106 | space marine flash grenade | 3 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #276 | spaghetti cult mask | 3 |
| #260 | spaghetti cult rosary | 3 |
| #247 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 3 |
| #37 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 3 |
| #178 | spangly mariachi pants | 3 |
| #119 | spangly mariachi vest | 3 |
| #169 | spangly sombrero | 3 |
| #65 | spangly unitard | 3 |
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| #45 | special sauce glove | 3 |
| #47 | spectral axe | 3 |
| #41 | spectral jelly | 3 |
| #1078 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #2988 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #224 | spiced rum | 3 |
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| #99 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 3 |
| #92 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 3 |
| #126 | spicy noodles | 3 |
| #1009 | spider web | 3 |
| #550 | spiked femur | 3 |
| #170 | sponge cake | 3 |
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| #98 | spooky alphabet block | 3 |
| #45 | spooky and sour sauce | 3 |
| #935 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
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| #954 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #123 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 3 |
| #173 | spooky hi mein | 3 |
| #137 | spooky lasso | 3 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #969 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #121 | spooky lo mein | 3 |
| #1420 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #124 | spooky mushroom wine | 3 |
| #53 | spooky music box mechanism | 3 |
| #289 | spooky nuggets | 3 |
| #443 | spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #275 | spooky powder | 3 |
| #872 | spooky sap | 3 |
| #103 | spooky scarecrow | 3 |
| #149 | spooky shroomkabob | 3 |
| #896 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #99 | spooky sound effects record | 3 |
| #140 | spooky staff | 3 |
| #942 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #127 | spooky stir-fry | 3 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
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| #50 | spoon! | 3 |
| #423 | spork | 3 |
| #351 | spray paint | 3 |
| #936 | spring | 3 |
| #943 | sprocket | 3 |
| #62 | sprocket assembly | 3 |
| #8 | spruce juice | 3 |
| #592 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
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| #28 | squeaky staff | 3 |
| #34 | squirmy violent party snack | 3 |
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| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
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| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
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| #1106 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #372 | stale baguette | 3 |
| #690 | stalk of asparagus | 3 |
| #29 | standard-issue cupcake | 3 |
| #896 | star | 3 |
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| #112 | star buckler | 3 |
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| #28 | starchy staff | 3 |
| #37 | starchy sword | 3 |
| #149 | steampunk potion | 3 |
| #295 | steamy ruby | 3 |
| #29 | steel sword | 3 |
| #42 | stench and sour sauce | 3 |
| #286 | stench nuggets | 3 |
| #230 | stench powder | 3 |
| #384 | stench wad | 3 |
| #133 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #531 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #420 | stick of dynamite | 3 |
| #754 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 3 |
| #96 | stick-on gnome beard | 3 |
| #15 | stick-on mini solar panels | 3 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #85 | sticky gloves | 3 |
| #49 | sticky lava globs | 3 |
| #33 | sticky meat kilt | 3 |
| #43 | sticky meat pants | 3 |
| #35 | sticky meat skirt | 3 |
| #168 | still-beating spleen | 3 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #155 | stinky hi mein | 3 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #103 | stinky mushroom wine | 3 |
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| #94 | stolen necklace | 3 |
| #360 | stolen office supplies | 3 |
| #201 | stolen sushi | 3 |
| #45 | stomach turnover | 3 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| #232 | stone baseball cap | 3 |
| #307 | stone frisbee | 3 |
| #1115 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #157 | stone wool | 3 |
| #374 | strange cube | 3 |
| #26 | strange paste | 3 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #81 | straw hat | 3 |
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| #50 | strawberry popsicle | 3 |
| #326 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #135 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #780 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #107 | stress ball | 3 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #17 | string of dingle balls | 3 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #575 | strongness elixir | 3 |
| #108 | studded leather boxer shorts | 3 |
| #2769 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #6993 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6923 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #6965 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7001 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #79 | stuffed bandersnatch | 3 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #76 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #69 | stuffed caterpillar | 3 |
| #6833 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1314 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #89 | stuffed dodo | 3 |
| #2013 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7010 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #7010 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
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| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #91 | stuffed pocketwatch | 3 |
| #64 | stuffed porpoise | 3 |
| #7016 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3412 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #7035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6897 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6981 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #6911 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2754 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2400 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #7006 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #84 | stuffed walrus | 3 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #1832 | stuffing | 3 |
| #392 | stunt nuts | 3 |
| #1454 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #162 | sturdy cane | 3 |
| #66 | sturdy sword hilt | 3 |
| #220 | stylish swimsuit | 3 |
| #20 | styrofoam crossbow | 3 |
| #415 | styrofoam ore | 3 |
| #27 | styrofoam staff | 3 |
| #38 | styrofoam sword | 3 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #87 | succulent marrow | 3 |
| #500 | sucky decal | 3 |
| #80 | suede shortsword | 3 |
| #170 | sugar banana | 3 |
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| #55 | sugar shank | 3 |
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| #73 | sugar shirt | 3 |
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| #50 | sugar sphere | 3 |
| #456 | sugar-coated pine cone | 3 |
| #36 | suggestive strozzapreti | 3 |
| #98 | sun-dried tofu | 3 |
| #1028 | sunken chest | 3 |
| #573 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 3 |
| #28 | super good fruit | 3 |
| #78 | super ka-bob | 3 |
| #137 | super salad | 3 |
| #1193 | super-spiky hair gel | 3 |
| #38 | super-strong air freshener | 3 |
| #138 | superamplified boom box | 3 |
| #26 | superduperball | 3 |
| #48 | superheated metal | 3 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #392 | supportive bra | 3 |
| #96 | surgical apron | 3 |
| #82 | surgical mask | 3 |
| #57 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 3 |
| #24 | sushi doily | 3 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #33 | swamp haunch | 3 |
| #80 | swamp lolly | 3 |
| #688 | swashbuckling pants | 3 |
| #19 | sweat-ade | 3 |
| #844 | sweet mochi ball | 3 |
| #349 | sweet ninja sword | 3 |
| #61 | sweet party mix | 3 |
| #84 | sweet rims | 3 |
| #133 | sweet roll Alabama | 3 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #776 | swirly potion | 3 |
| #106 | sword hilt | 3 |
| #75 | sword of static | 3 |
| #92 | synthetic dog hair pill | 3 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #673 | t8r tots | 3 |
| #707 | taco shell | 3 |
| #49 | tail o' nine cats | 3 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #959 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #181 | tambourine | 3 |
| #575 | tambourine bells | 3 |
| #147 | tangarita | 3 |
| #101 | tangarita with a fly in it | 3 |
| #246 | tangerine | 3 |
| #56 | tangle of copper wire | 3 |
| #98 | tangle of rat tails | 3 |
| #154 | tankard of ale | 3 |
| #327 | tap shoes | 3 |
| #219 | targeting chip | 3 |
| #446 | tarrrnish charrrm | 3 |
| #30 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #155 | tasket | 3 |
| #369 | tassel | 3 |
| #117 | tasty louse | 3 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
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| #241 | tawdry amethyst | 3 |
| #35 | teacher's pen | 3 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #151 | teddy bear sewing kit | 3 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #38 | teddy borg sewing kit | 3 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #110 | teflon ore | 3 |
| #74 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 3 |
| #116 | temporary tribal tattoo | 3 |
| #68 | temporary yak tattoo | 3 |
| #30 | tempura air | 3 |
| #32 | tempura broccoli | 3 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #360 | tenderizing hammer | 3 |
| #61 | teqiwila | 3 |
| #159 | teqiwila slammer | 3 |
| #498 | tequila grenade | 3 |
| #292 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
| #91 | tequila sunset | 3 |
| #242 | tequila with training wheels | 3 |
| #242 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #208 | that gum you like | 3 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #32 | third-hand lantern | 3 |
| #131 | third-hand nunchaku | 3 |
| #415 | thistle wine | 3 |
| #83 | three-legged pants | 3 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #51 | throbbing organ pie | 3 |
| #94 | throwing fork | 3 |
| #95 | throwing knife | 3 |
| #96 | throwing spoon | 3 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #46 | thyme jelly donut | 3 |
| #69 | tighty whiteys | 3 |
| #93 | time halo | 3 |
| #112 | time's arrow | 3 |
| #348 | tin magnolia | 3 |
| #179 | tiny Mountie hat | 3 |
| #234 | tiny balloon knife | 3 |
| #836 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #149 | tiny canopic jar | 3 |
| #109 | tiny dancer | 3 |
| #17 | tiny do-rag | 3 |
| #95 | tiny fly glasses | 3 |
| #44 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 3 |
| #40 | tiny goth giant | 3 |
| #1602 | tiny house | 3 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #57 | tiny makeup kit | 3 |
| #259 | tiny maracas | 3 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #53 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1506 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #940 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #4902 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #2450 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2304 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #1495 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #948 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2145 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1789 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #983 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #955 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #968 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #1712 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4826 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #963 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #945 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1495 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1818 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #2132 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4871 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
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