Museum :: Candice Dick

Candice Dick

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#86	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#7	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	19
#214	"caramel" orange	2
#114	"meat" stick	1
#118	1-ball	68
#31	11-leaf clover	151
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#127	2-ball	63
#6	20-lb can of rice and beans	126
#124	25-meat staff	1
#149	3-ball	52
#540	30669 scroll	10
#828	33398 scroll	6
#419	334 scroll	11
#145	4-ball	56
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#99	4-dimensional guitar	28
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#100	5-ball	80
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#117	6-ball	66
#190	64067 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#227	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	14
#120	7-ball	74
#50	7-inch discus	1
#153	8-ball	267
#78	8-bit banana	1
#163	9-ball	8
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#39	A Light that Never Goes Out	3
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#95	ASCII fu manchu	2
#216	ASCII shirt	10
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#55	Afternoon Delight	7
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#88	Aggressive Carrot	2
#119	Alewife™ Ale	14
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#15	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#332	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#184	Angelhair Culottes	6
#250	Angry Farmer candy	572
#23	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	112
#162	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#14	Arrow (+1)	1,262
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#16	Atomic Pop	97
#14	AutumnFest ale	510
#19	Azurite	1,277
#176	BACON	2
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#98	BRICKO stud	2
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#116	Bangyomaman battle juice	2
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#1076	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#124	Battlie Light Saver	5
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#84	Ben-Gal™ Balm	37
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#101	Big Punk	2
#27	Bit O' Ectoplasm	128
#62	Bit O' Quail Spleen	2
#96	BitterSweetTarts	27
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#125	Black No. 2	99
#24	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	4
#155	Blackfly Chardonnay	38
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#16	Boltsmann ID badge	3
#1518	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
🥈	Boris's beer	292
#19	Boris's bread	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#11	Bowl of Scorpions	300
#94	Bram's choker	1
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#11	Brandonian footlocker key	20
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#278	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	14
#22	Breathitin™	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#142	CSA all-purpose soap	4
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#174	CSA cheerfulness ration	7
#180	CSA discount card	5
#387	CSA fire-starting kit	3
#137	CSA obedience grenade	13
#148	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	16
#11	Calzone of Legend	3
#128	Camp Scout pup tent	16
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#14	Champagne Shimmy	4
🥈	Charleston Choo-Choo	3,405
#8	Charleston shoes	3
#21	Charter: Nellyville	3
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#58	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#572	Chroner	1
#40	Citrus Crush wine cooler	8
#141	Claw of the Infernal Seal	7
#103	Claybender glasses	4
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#796	Cloaca grenade	14
#946	Cloaca-Cola	16
#815	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#264	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#268	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#9	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	598
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#116	Cold Hots candy	134
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#9	Comet Drop	111
#14	Comet Pop	137
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#86	Cracklin' Oat Bran	5
#177	Crimbo candied pecan	103
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#65	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#82	Crimbo dinner	7
#80	Crimbo food scraps	100
#184	Crimbo fudge	109
#172	Crimbo peppermint bark	102
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#29	Crimbo train emergency brake	109
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#98	Crimbosmopolitan	6
🥈	Crimbow Rainbo	69
#13	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	4
#39	Crimbuccaneer breeches	4
#90	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	5
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#39	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	300
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#54	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	15
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#8	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	5,947
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#68	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	16
#27	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
#44	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#50	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	13
#295	Crown of the Goblin King	79
#8	Cursed Punch	56
#247	D roll	19
#9	Dad's brandy	330
#212	Daffy Taffy	156
#13	Deep Dish of Legend	2
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#313	Divine	1
#298	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#6	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	932
#99	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#20	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	13
#14	Doc's Fortifying Wine	12
#14	Doc's Limbering Wine	16
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#12	Doc's Smartifying Wine	13
#19	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#83	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#231	Drowsy Sword	82
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#93	Duskwalker syringe	7
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#953	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#1028	Dyspepsi-Cola	38
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#370	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#277	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	9
#246	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#21	Easter grasshopper	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#67	Elf Army machine parts	40
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#51	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#78	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#45	Elf Guard MPC	5,975
#26	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#23	Elf Guard broom	2
#14	Elf Guard clipboard	3
#12	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	26
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#25	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#44	Elf Guard hotpants	3
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#68	Elf Guard insignia (private)	2
#62	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#21	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	14
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#86	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
#14	Elf Guard red and white beret	4
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#16	Elf Guard strategic map	6
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#122	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	4
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#57	Elfin shortbread	23
#270	Elmley shades	3
#11	Elvish delight	142
#21	Elvish underarmor	2
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#16	Everlasting Deckswabber	122
#40	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
#11	Extrovermectin™	12
#19	Eye Agate	1,291
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#80	Fitspiration™ poster	20
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#64	Flamin' Whatshisname	7
#5	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	27
#87	Flaskfull of Hollow	22
#18	Fleshazole™	3
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#47	Fog Murderer	9
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#212	Friendliness Beverage	14
#168	Frogade	2
#214	Frosty's frosty mug	8
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#116	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#15	Fudgie Roll	111
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#178	GOTO	1
#290	Gaia beads	9
#179	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#178	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#135	Genalen™ Bottle	27
#19	Gene Tonic: Beast	3
#17	Gene Tonic: Construct	3
#15	Gene Tonic: Demon	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Hippy	3
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Undead	3
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#11	Giant black monolith	13
#42	Gin Mint	6
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#63	Glo-Pop	2
#88	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#115	Gnollish casserole dish	9
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#288	Gnollish pie tin	12
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#40	Gnollish sangria	2
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#33	Gnomish sagngria	2
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#77	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	2
#11	Good 'n' Slimy	122
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#171	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#31	Green Manalishi	184
#115	Groll doll	1
#32	Gummi-DNA	103
#45	Gummi-Gnauga	132
#43	Hairpiece On Fire	3
#22	Half a Purse	3
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#182	Hippy Army MPE	48
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#22	Hollandaise helmet	1,169
#6	Homebodyl™	50
#104	How to Avoid Scams	3
#19	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#109	How to Play Othello	4
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#176	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	8
#320	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#83	Illuminati earpiece	3
#62	Imp Ale	4,975
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#252	Instant Karma	40
#16	Irish eggnog	1
#131	Iron Beta of Industry	72
#35	Jacob's rung	8
#113	Jamaican coffee	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#8	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#59	Jefferson wings	7
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#29	Kashmir sweater	5
#65	Kelflar vest	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#123	Knob Goblin Mutagen	9
#43	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	31
#604	Knob Goblin elite helm	5
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#468	Knob Goblin elite polearm	8
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#161	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#112	Knob Goblin firecracker	236
#81	Knob Goblin harem pants	86
#81	Knob Goblin harem veil	83
#134	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#299	Knob Goblin love potion	44
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#234	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#145	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
#124	Knob Goblin pants	126
#100	Knob Goblin perfume	41
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#176	Knob Goblin scimitar	94
#186	Knob Goblin seltzer	110
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#386	Knob Goblin spatula	13
#340	Knob Goblin steroids	28
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#298	Knob Goblin superseltzer	21
#124	Knob Goblin tongs	142
#353	Knob Goblin visor	16
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#163	Knob mushroom	90
#31	Knob nuts	51
#162	Knob pasty	3
#400	Knob sausage	7
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#157	Knoll mushroom	94
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
#65	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	30
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#140	Krakrox's Loincloth	7
#73	Kudzu slaw	2
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#7	LED candle	3
#261	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#19	Lapis Lazuli	1,245
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#24	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	3
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#60	Lil' Snowball Factory	3
#24	Loathing Idol Microphone	2
#8	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	3
#8	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	6
#12	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	3
#228	Lockenstock™ sandals	12
#299	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	83
#724	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#203	M-242	79
#87	MSG	11
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#686	Mad Train wine	96
#308	Mae West	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#78	Mansquito's blood	2
#18	Manual of Secret Door Detection	4
#24	Mark I Steam-Hat	7
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#33	Mark III Steam-Hat	2
#34	Mark IV Steam-Hat	2
#27	Mark V Steam-Hat	35
🥇	Marltini	1,569
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
🥉	Meat Butler	291
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#98	Meat maid body	3
#183	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	49
#798	Meleegra™ pills	5
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#32	Mer-kin breastplate	13
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#21	Mer-kin cheatsheet	11
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#39	Mer-kin cooljuice	12
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#40	Mer-kin eyeglasses	3
#51	Mer-kin fastjuice	17
#95	Mer-kin foodbucket	9
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#31	Mer-kin healscroll	56
#48	Mer-kin hidepaint	11
#48	Mer-kin hookspear	19
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#45	Mer-kin knucklebone	4
#10	Mer-kin lipstick	97
#33	Mer-kin lunchbox	3
#46	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2
#33	Mer-kin prayerbeads	23
#76	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
#65	Mer-kin ragejuice	2
#36	Mer-kin roundshield	11
#55	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
#42	Mer-kin sawdust	2
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#30	Mer-kin smartjuice	20
#29	Mer-kin sneakmask	14
#64	Mer-kin strongjuice	2
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#67	Mer-kin takebag	10
#107	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
#23	Mer-kin weaksauce	43
#24	Mer-kin wordquiz	11
#52	Mer-kin worktea	2
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#443	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	87
#62	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	13
#272	Milk Studs	2
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#92	Misty Cape	25
#46	Misty Cloak	46
#93	Misty Robe	26
#1263	Mob Penguin cellular phone	8
#213	Mohawk wig	61
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#250	Monstar energy beverage	23
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#37	Mornington crescent roll	67
#24	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
#136	Mountain Stream soda	339
#7	Mr. Accessaturday	12
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#9	Mr. Big's Wallet	2
#338	Mr. Mediocrebar	163
#7	Mrs. Rush	14
#57	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	14
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#15	Murderer's Punch	41
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#162	Mysterious Black Box	1
#164	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#39	Mysterious Island iced tea	2
#17	Mysterious Stranger	1
#15	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	34
#11	Necbro wafers	104
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#87	New Age healing crystal	3
#59	New Age hurting crystal	1
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#256	New Zealand iced tea	19
#90	Newbiesport™ tent	101
#177	Newman's Own Trousers	6
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#51	Now and Earlier	118
#39	Nuclear Blastball	111
#48	O'RLY manual	57
#244	Oil of Parrrlay	9
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#232	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#10	Orangemageddon wine cooler	49
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#109	Osk'r Chow	1
#46	Othello's dagger	4
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#73	Othello's military jacket	2
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#185	PADL Phone	65
#74	PB&BP	2
#66	PB&J with the crusts cut off	2
#332	PEEZ dispenser	2
#29	PVC staff	1
#19	Pain Dip	126
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#769	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
#15	Pete's rich ricotta	2
#16	Pete's wiley whey bar	1
#32	Phlegethon	1
#31	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	71
#49	Piddles	103
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
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#50	warm mushroom	38
#6	water balloon	53
#97	water pipe bomb	973
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#53	whatsit-covered turtle shell	3
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#28	white arm towel	1
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#37	wholeberd	4
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#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#61	wind-up ensign	6
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#159	witty rapier	39
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#51	worthless knick-knack	629
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#157	wussiness potion	122
#73	x-ray mirror	1
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#182	yak skin	6
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
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#20	yellow drunki-bear	94
#247	yellow gummi ingot	133
#60	yellow pixel	32
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#626	yeti fur	111
#143	yohohoyo	24
#19	yule grog	2
#194	yule gruel	1
#47	yule hatchet	14
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#86	zmobie	7
#34	zombie dinosaur egg	4
#128	zombie hollandaise	6

Wow, that's 57,226,236 items total!

what items are this player missing?