Museum :: Candice Dick

Candice Dick

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#96	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#5	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	19
#212	"caramel" orange	2
#114	"meat" stick	1
#114	1-ball	68
#27	11-leaf clover	151
#760	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#125	2-ball	63
#5	20-lb can of rice and beans	109
#123	25-meat staff	1
#146	3-ball	52
#540	30669 scroll	10
#827	33398 scroll	6
#418	334 scroll	11
#142	4-ball	55
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#99	4-dimensional guitar	28
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#97	5-ball	80
#139	5-hour acrimony	1
#114	6-ball	66
#190	64067 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#237	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	13
#119	7-ball	73
#50	7-inch discus	1
#149	8-ball	267
#74	8-bit banana	1
#157	9-ball	8
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#39	A Light that Never Goes Out	3
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#93	ASCII fu manchu	2
#215	ASCII shirt	10
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#66	Accordion of Jordion	2
#52	Afternoon Delight	7
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#93	Aggressive Carrot	1
#118	Alewife™ Ale	14
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#14	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#326	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#260	Angry Farmer candy	520
#27	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	99
#192	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#7	Arrow (+1)	1,140
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#23	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#18	Atomic Pop	90
#12	AutumnFest ale	485
#14	Azurite	1,144
#170	BACON	2
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#100	BRICKO stud	2
#179	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#115	Bangyomaman battle juice	2
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#1072	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#823	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#123	Battlie Light Saver	5
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#84	Ben-Gal™ Balm	37
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#386	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#117	Big Punk	1
#27	Bit O' Ectoplasm	112
#64	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#96	BitterSweetTarts	27
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#130	Black Body™ spray	2
#132	Black No. 2	87
#16	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	4
#159	Blackfly Chardonnay	35
#455	Blatantly Canadian	3
#452	Bling of the New Wave	3
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#16	Boltsmann ID badge	3
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
🥈	Boris's beer	292
#16	Boris's bread	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1676	Boss Bat bling	1
#2770	Boss Bat britches	1
#10	Bowl of Scorpions	300
#93	Bram's choker	1
#23	Brand of Violence	1
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#274	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	14
#19	Breathitin™	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#134	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#142	CSA all-purpose soap	4
#165	CSA bravery badge	2
#176	CSA cheerfulness ration	6
#180	CSA discount card	5
#387	CSA fire-starting kit	3
#137	CSA obedience grenade	13
#148	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	16
#11	Calzone of Legend	3
#129	Camp Scout pup tent	16
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#13	Champagne Shimmy	4
🥇	Charleston Choo-Choo	3,158
#7	Charleston shoes	3
#17	Charter: Nellyville	3
#369	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#59	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#180	Chester's bag of candy	1
#21	Chester's sunglasses	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#582	Chroner	1
#39	Citrus Crush wine cooler	8
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#101	Claybender glasses	4
#170	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#793	Cloaca grenade	14
#959	Cloaca-Cola	15
#814	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#261	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#296	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#696	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#265	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#9	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	594
#67	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1871	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#252	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#121	Cold Hots candy	123
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#10	Comet Drop	94
#13	Comet Pop	129
#188	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#882	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#97	Cracklin' Oat Bran	3
#186	Crimbo candied pecan	92
#32	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#63	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#78	Crimbo dinner	7
#78	Crimbo food scraps	100
#202	Crimbo fudge	96
#188	Crimbo peppermint bark	92
#496	Crimbo pie	3
#29	Crimbo train emergency brake	109
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#94	Crimbosmopolitan	6
🥈	Crimbow Rainbo	69
#13	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	4
#35	Crimbuccaneer breeches	4
#81	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	5
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#34	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	300
#72	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	15
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#7	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	5,947
#84	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	16
#27	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
#42	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#43	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	13
#292	Crown of the Goblin King	79
#8	Cursed Punch	56
#250	D roll	18
#7	Dad's brandy	316
#225	Daffy Taffy	144
#13	Deep Dish of Legend	2
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#659	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#47	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#312	Divine	1
#298	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#6	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	932
#99	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#429	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#19	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	12
#13	Doc's Fortifying Wine	12
#11	Doc's Limbering Wine	16
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#11	Doc's Smartifying Wine	13
#18	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#843	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#392	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#82	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#230	Drowsy Sword	82
#105	Duskwalker fangs	3
#117	Duskwalker syringe	4
#86	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#950	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#1028	Dyspepsi-Cola	38
#772	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#367	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#274	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	9
#243	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#422	Eau de Guaneau	1
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#478	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#28	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#98	El Vibrato drone	1
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#221	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#253	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#152	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#169	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#264	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#253	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#57	Elf Army machine parts	40
#547	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#83	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#91	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#73	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#43	Elf Guard MPC	5,975
#24	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#24	Elf Guard broom	2
#15	Elf Guard clipboard	3
#11	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	26
#105	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#26	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
#59	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#104	Elf Guard honor present	1
#41	Elf Guard hotpants	3
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#62	Elf Guard insignia (private)	2
#53	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#19	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	14
#80	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#77	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
#12	Elf Guard red and white beret	4
#82	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#16	Elf Guard strategic map	6
#79	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#107	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	4
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#57	Elfin shortbread	23
#269	Elmley shades	3
#12	Elvish delight	131
#22	Elvish underarmor	2
#18	Everlasting Deckswabber	107
#39	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
#25	Extrovermectin™	1
#14	Eye Agate	1,178
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#244	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#38	Feliz Navidad	1
#664	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	5
#253	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#36	Fettris	1
#133	Fitspiration™ poster	4
#63	Flamin' Whatshisname	7
#5	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	24
#87	Flaskfull of Hollow	22
#17	Fleshazole™	3
#92	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#46	Fog Murderer	9
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#124	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#210	Friendliness Beverage	14
#168	Frogade	2
#214	Frosty's frosty mug	8
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#114	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#13	Fudgie Roll	104
#14	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#178	GOTO	1
#289	Gaia beads	9
#181	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#180	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#134	Genalen™ Bottle	27
#19	Gene Tonic: Beast	3
#17	Gene Tonic: Construct	3
#15	Gene Tonic: Demon	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Hippy	3
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Undead	3
#252	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#11	Giant black monolith	12
#42	Gin Mint	6
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#1598	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#59	Glo-Pop	2
#86	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#115	Gnollish casserole dish	9
#634	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#38	Gnollish sangria	2
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#33	Gnomish sagngria	2
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#85	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#8	Good 'n' Slimy	114
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#135	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#169	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#66	Great Older Fashioned	1
#887	Green Clover of Justice	2
#30	Green Manalishi	184
#115	Groll doll	1
#39	Gummi-DNA	90
#45	Gummi-Gnauga	123
#43	Hairpiece On Fire	3
#21	Half a Purse	3
#51	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#678	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#220	Heimandatz's heart	7
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#182	Hippy Army MPE	48
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#124	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#22	Hollandaise helmet	1,169
#5	Homebodyl™	50
#107	How to Avoid Scams	2
#104	How to Play Othello	4
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#117	Iceberglar scarf	1
#175	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	8
#317	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#82	Illuminati earpiece	3
#60	Imp Ale	4,975
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#244	Instant Karma	39
#131	Iron Beta of Industry	72
#42	Jacob's rung	6
#105	Jamaican coffee	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#300	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#8	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#59	Jefferson wings	7
#373	Jocko Homo's head	5
#19	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#544	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#29	Kashmir sweater	5
#56	Kelflar vest	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#128	Knob Goblin Mutagen	8
#43	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	31
#722	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#624	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#766	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#160	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#113	Knob Goblin firecracker	228
#81	Knob Goblin harem pants	86
#80	Knob Goblin harem veil	83
#133	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#341	Knob Goblin love potion	36
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#264	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#145	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
#131	Knob Goblin pants	119
#99	Knob Goblin perfume	41
#262	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#180	Knob Goblin scimitar	91
#222	Knob Goblin seltzer	88
#103	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#395	Knob Goblin spatula	12
#365	Knob Goblin steroids	23
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#331	Knob Goblin superseltzer	15
#131	Knob Goblin tongs	136
#347	Knob Goblin visor	16
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#145	Knob jelly donut	1
#168	Knob lo mein	1
#161	Knob mushroom	90
#30	Knob nuts	51
#161	Knob pasty	3
#400	Knob sausage	7
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#191	Knob stroganoff	1
#348	Knob stuffed shells	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#157	Knoll mushroom	93
#290	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#63	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	30
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#60	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#161	Krakrox's Loincloth	6
#72	Kudzu slaw	2
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#5	LED candle	2
#263	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#14	Lapis Lazuli	1,130
#225	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#255	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#16	Lens of Hatred	1
#17	Lens of Violence	1
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#22	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	3
#113	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#62	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
#22	Loathing Idol Microphone	2
#8	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	3
#9	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	5
#12	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	3
#227	Lockenstock™ sandals	12
#296	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	83
#782	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3
#724	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#203	M-242	78
#87	MSG	11
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#701	Mad Train wine	88
#304	Mae West	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#16	Manual of Secret Door Detection	4
#24	Mark I Steam-Hat	7
#50	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#34	Mark IV Steam-Hat	2
#27	Mark V Steam-Hat	35
🥉	Marltini	1,010
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
🥈	Meat Butler	231
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#98	Meat maid body	3
#182	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	49
#798	Meleegra™ pills	5
#68	Mer-kin begsign	1
#31	Mer-kin breastplate	13
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#20	Mer-kin cheatsheet	11
#39	Mer-kin cooljuice	12
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#40	Mer-kin eyeglasses	3
#50	Mer-kin fastjuice	17
#93	Mer-kin foodbucket	9
#11	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#12	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#38	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#31	Mer-kin healscroll	56
#54	Mer-kin hidepaint	10
#48	Mer-kin hookspear	19
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#45	Mer-kin knucklebone	4
#9	Mer-kin lipstick	97
#33	Mer-kin lunchbox	3
#46	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2
#33	Mer-kin prayerbeads	23
#75	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
#74	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#36	Mer-kin roundshield	11
#53	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
#41	Mer-kin sawdust	2
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#30	Mer-kin smartjuice	20
#28	Mer-kin sneakmask	14
#64	Mer-kin strongjuice	2
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#68	Mer-kin takebag	10
#105	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
#23	Mer-kin weaksauce	43
#24	Mer-kin wordquiz	11
#51	Mer-kin worktea	2
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#455	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	79
#61	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	13
#286	Milk Studs	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#140	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#91	Misty Cape	25
#42	Misty Cloak	46
#93	Misty Robe	26
#1418	Mob Penguin cellular phone	6
#214	Mohawk wig	60
#347	Mon Tiki	1
#250	Monstar energy beverage	23
#230	Morbidda trading card	1
#38	Mornington crescent roll	64
#23	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
#144	Mountain Stream soda	295
#5	Mr. Accessaturday	12
#92	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#8	Mr. Big's Wallet	2
#362	Mr. Mediocrebar	154
#5	Mrs. Rush	14
#57	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	13
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#13	Murderer's Punch	41
#46	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#38	Mysterious Island iced tea	2
#16	Mysterious Stranger	1
#15	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	34
#17	Necbro wafers	95
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#88	New Age healing crystal	3
#58	New Age hurting crystal	1
#48	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#253	New Zealand iced tea	19
#87	Newbiesport™ tent	101
#175	Newman's Own Trousers	6
#95	Northern pemmican	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#365	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#261	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#15	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#56	Now and Earlier	109
#42	Nuclear Blastball	99
#53	O'RLY manual	48
#241	Oil of Parrrlay	9
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#234	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#347	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#10	Orangemageddon wine cooler	49
#674	Orcish baseball cap	2
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#108	Osk'r Chow	1
#44	Othello's dagger	4
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#72	Othello's military jacket	2
#38	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#143	P.B.L.T.	1
#183	PADL Phone	65
#72	PB&BP	2
#66	PB&J with the crusts cut off	2
#332	PEEZ dispenser	2
#29	PVC staff	1
#18	Pain Dip	114
#15	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#770	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
#14	Pete's rich ricotta	2
#15	Pete's wiley whey bar	1
#31	Phlegethon	1
#30	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	71
#50	Piddles	103
#22	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#120	Pine-Fresh air freshener	31
#234	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#12	Pizza of Legend	3
#22	PlexiPips	91
#81	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#103	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#164	Polka Pop	2
#91	Polysniff Perfume	7
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#83	Professor What T-Shirt	11
#119	Psychotic Train wine	3
#32	Punching Potion	1
#77	Purple Beast energy drink	2
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