Museum :: Zanch Pornoflict

Zanch Pornoflict

Rank	Item	Quantity
#268	"DRINK ME" potion	76
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#500	1-ball	9
#263	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	36
#260	2-ball	20
#305	3-ball	17
#231	30669 scroll	44
#252	33398 scroll	92
#933	334 scroll	1
#471	4-ball	9
#141	4-d camera	1
#135	4-dimensional guitar	17
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#326	5-ball	15
#330	6-ball	15
#47	668 scroll	45
#145	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	26
#414	7-ball	11
#867	8-ball	16
#626	9-ball	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1397	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#62	Bohemian rhapsody	14
#1169	Bonerdagon necklace	7
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1791	Boss Bat britches	4
#798	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1211	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#65	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	25
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#947	Crown of the Goblin King	26
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#384	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	16
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#751	Drowsy Sword	22
#1411	Dyspepsi-Cola	13
#116	Eau de Guaneau	5
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#183	Elmley shades	6
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#597	Ent cider	9
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#316	Gaia beads	7
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#324	Gnollish flyswatter	9
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#188	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#415	Hell ramen	4
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#419	Iiti Kitty phone charm	4
#699	Imp Ale	148
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#497	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#443	Knob Goblin elite polearm	9
#398	Knob Goblin elite shirt	14
#423	Knob Goblin firecracker	38
#405	Knob Goblin harem pants	9
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#671	Knob Goblin pants	7
#506	Knob Goblin perfume	4
#731	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#551	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#589	Knob Goblin superseltzer	3
#423	Knob Goblin tongs	23
#440	Knob Goblin visor	10
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#334	Knoll mushroom	31
🥇	LWA ring	1
#102	Let Me Be!	10
#253	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#1179	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	21
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#953	M-242	3
#100	Mace of the Tortoise	5
#720	Mad Train wine	83
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#190	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	12
#246	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	12
#254	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	28
#256	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	16
#303	Mohawk wig	35
#327	Monstar energy beverage	11
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#158	ND	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#245	PADL Phone	34
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#499	Ram's Face Lager	28
#143	Rock and Roll Legend	14
#282	SPF 451 lip balm	8
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#466	Spam Witch sammich	56
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#629	Summer Nights	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#208	Supernova Champagne	27
#200	Swabbie™ swab	17
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#465	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	103
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#238	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	15
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#353	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	6
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#532	Trollhouse cookies	47
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#382	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#237	WA	1
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#231	Yellow Moon of Compassion	13
#1805	Yummy Tummy bean	53
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#503	accidental cider	1
#517	acid-squirting flower	5
#480	acoustic guitarrr	6
#225	adder bladder	50
#299	agua de vida	3
#91	albatross necklace	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#774	amulet of extreme plot significance	9
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#164	ancient stone head	4
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#246	ant agonist	12
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#356	antique greaves	17
#306	antique helmet	23
#231	antique packet of ketchup	7
#348	antique shield	18
#303	antique spear	25
#238	arrrgyle socks	11
#154	asbestos apron	9
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#188	asbestos staff	3
#478	asbestos sword	1
#489	asparagus knife	10
#343	asshat	4
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#657	awful poetry journal	95
#464	baby killer bee	21
#1308	baconstone	5
#1914	badass belt	28
#305	balloon helmet	1
#137	ballroom blintz	56
#406	banana-frosted king cake	7
#149	banjo strings	2
#475	bar skin	18
#57	bar whip	2
#708	barrrnacle	19
#367	barskin hat	1
#514	bat guano	12
#319	bat wing	44
#174	batblade	23
#491	batgut	37
#101	beach glass bead	74
#116	beach glass necklace	6
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#192	beer bong	16
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#184	bejeweled pledge pin	43
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#304	big red clown nose	22
#634	bilge wine	5
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#667	bit of clingfilm	6
#271	bit-o-cactus	12
#589	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#65	black facepaint	10
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#193	black greaves	14
#266	black helmet	9
#703	black pixel	11
#206	black shield	13
#283	black snake skin	21
#232	black sword	12
#281	blackberry	37
#53	blackberry moccasins	5
#279	bloody clown pants	22
#586	blue pixel	68
#177	blue pixel potion	8
#17	bone collar	19
#135	bone rattle	19
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#91	bottle of black cat tonic	11
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#406	bottle of popskull	4
#68	bottle of realpagne	10
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#272	bottle of rum	245
#583	bottle of vodka	18
#392	bottle of whiskey	86
#197	bottle opener belt buckle	20
#4834	box of sunshine	8
#474	boxed wine	37
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#667	broken skull	13
#240	broken sword	15
#310	bronze breastplate	4
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#209	brown sugar cane	26
#328	bubblewrap ore	5
#308	bugbear beanie	20
#410	bugbear bungguard	12
#219	bullet-proof corduroys	26
#444	bunch of square grapes	4
#289	buoybottoms	2
#257	cactus fruit	8
#491	can of Red Minotaur	7
#593	can of maces	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#93	can of starch	2
#68	can-can-in-a-can	7
#1463	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#2360	candied yams	2
#222	cardboard katana	2
#326	cardboard ore	5
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#156	carob chunks	60
#313	casino pass	10
#1030	cast	1
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#234	cat appendix	18
#241	catgut	40
#109	catskin buckler	1
#358	centipede eggs	7
#610	chaos butterfly	153
#1061	chef's hat	1
#233	chewing gum on a string	72
#115	chintzy accordion pin	6
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#321	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#254	chloroform rag	14
#102	chocolate spurs	7
#193	chopsticks	27
#492	chorizo taco	5
#112	chrome crossbow	7
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#178	chrome sword	5
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#747	clockwork key	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#397	clown shoes	6
#352	clown skin	17
#144	clownskin harness	2
#272	coffin lid	5
#230	cog	135
#179	cold ninja mask	21
#71	cold nuggets	75
#123	cold wad	36
#415	comfy coffin	3
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#248	cool whip	18
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#195	corn holder	7
#568	corncob pipe	1
#137	cornuthaum	61
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1010	corpsedriver	4
#785	corpsetini	6
#180	costume sword	4
#108	cotton candy cone	7
#96	cotton candy plug	3
#63	cracker	4
#412	cranberries	54
#307	cream stout	9
#226	creamsicle	16
#185	crossbow string	1
#245	crowbarrr	10
#327	cruelty-free wine	6
#262	crystallized memory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#180	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#393	dance card	3
#306	dark potion	45
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#124	decaying goldfish liver	67
#539	decorative fountain	5
#203	dehydrated caviar	31
#177	delicious shimmering moth	4
#141	delicious stinkbug	2
#439	demon skin	16
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#375	denim axe	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#53	deodorant	87
#359	depantsing bomb	7
#194	desiccated apricot	51
#389	didgeridooka	6
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#913	dirty hobo gloves	3
#734	disco ball	29
#768	disco mask	22
#231	disease	67
#292	disembodied smile	1
#345	dishrag	1
#292	disintegrating quill pen	24
#259	disintegrating sheet music	12
#99	disintegrating spiky collar	6
#438	displaced fish	6
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#297	distressed denim pants	10
#1716	disturbing fanfic	2
#341	divine blowout	16
#290	divine can of silly string	40
#329	divine champagne flute	16
#224	divine champagne popper	27
#245	divine cracker	24
#257	divine noisemaker	56
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#183	dope wheels	5
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#484	drab sonata	6
#482	draggin' ball hat	10
#516	dried face	4
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#268	drum machine	20
#283	dry noodles	479
#44	dry vodka martini	20
#1037	drywall axe	8
#2324	duct tape	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#304	dusty bottle of Marsala	60
#426	dusty bottle of Merlot	34
#402	dusty bottle of Muscat	33
#385	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	39
#492	dusty bottle of Port	25
#370	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	37
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#508	eXtreme mittens	5
#459	eXtreme scarf	5
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#243	effervescent potion	68
#337	eggbeater	1
#798	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	7
#468	empty meat tank	4
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#386	enchanted toothpick	3
#223	energy drink IV	14
#767	ennui-flavored potato chips	14
#190	enormous belt buckle	20
#237	enormous hoop earring	5
#218	epic wad	2
#40	escargotsicle	15
#52	especially salty dog	12
#493	evil golden arch	12
#132	evil teddy bear sewing kit	2
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#74	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	7
#242	extra-spicy bloody mary	10
#263	extra-strength strongness elixir	5
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#473	eyepatch	11
#353	f3d0r4	20
#209	facehugging alien	2
#868	facsimile dictionary	9
#1792	fake hand	1
#19	fancy ball mask	8
#322	fat stacks of cash	31
#242	ferret bait	48
#520	fetid feather	7
#173	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	17
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#142	filthy corduroys	87
#210	filthy hippy poncho	2
#497	filthy knitted dread sack	8
#427	filthy pestle	3
#233	finger cymbals	2
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#308	fire poi	6
#556	fish-liver oil	2
#55	fishy fish	9
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#670	flaming crutch	4
#369	flaming feather	25
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#408	flaming talons	14
#427	flange	4
#618	flaregun	9
#398	flirtatious feather	12
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#227	flute of flat champagne	46
#497	foam noodle	1
#400	foolscap fool's cap	6
#269	foon	1
#190	frat brats	4
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#234	freezin' bindle	3
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#481	frightful feather	10
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#193	frigid hankyū	2
#337	frigid ninja stars	117
#435	frilly skirt	7
#457	frozen feather	13
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#292	funky dried mushroom	28
#169	furniture dolly	18
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#279	gas balloon	24
#150	gator skin	62
#71	gatorskin umbrella	6
#32	gauze shorts	8
#119	gearbox necklace	7
#638	ghuol ears	9
#607	ghuol egg	16
#489	ghuol guolash	11
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#144	giant foam finger	30
#447	giant moxie weed	4
#157	giant needle	497
#1593	giant pinky ring	5
#138	glass of baboon milk	13
#347	glass of goat's milk	27
#273	glittery mascara	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#371	glowing red eye	38
#278	gnatwing	18
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#52	gnauga hide vest	2
#371	gnoll lips	9
#322	gnoll teeth	12
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#424	goat beard	10
#274	goat cheese	90
#280	goat cheese pizza	33
#271	goatskin umbrella	5
#375	gob of wet hair	35
#98	goblin autoblowgun	4
#114	goblin hunting spear	3
#276	gold lamé pants	2
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#1417	green beer	4
#76	hair spray	502
#117	half-orchid	61
#214	half-sized guitar	3
#374	halfberd	1
#452	hamethyst	18
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#1788	handful of confetti	20
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#288	handful of moss	13
#247	handful of nuts and berries	9
#219	handful of pine needles	32
#194	handful of sand	115
#229	handful of sawdust	28
#246	happiness	10
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#183	hellion cube	51
#209	helmet recipe	1
#795	helmet turtle	31
#542	hemp string	9
#290	henna face paint	3
#1292	herbal stuffing	5
#700	herbs	7
#128	hermit permit	43
#479	hill of beans	27
#319	hippopotamus skin	3
#249	hippy bongo	2
#136	hippy medical kit	43
#175	hippy protest button	30
#27	hobo stogie	1
#97	honey-dew	5
#236	honey-dipped locust	11
#134	hors d'oeuvre tray	14
#62	hot cross bow	1
#408	hot date	8
#221	hot powder	4
#521	hot wing	84
#355	huge spoon	4
#178	hypodermic needle	9
#1131	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	19
#755	ice-cold Willer	33
#824	ice-cold fotie	10
#924	ice-cold six-pack	2
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#227	infernal fife	5
#547	infernal insoles	3
#411	inflatable duck	2
#376	inkwell	7
#303	interesting-looking twig	1
#402	irate sombrero	4
#419	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	15
#81	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	6
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#163	jumbo olive	18
#181	jungle drum	3
#123	keg shield	41
#319	ketchup hound	14
#181	kick-ass kicks	19
#1911	killing feather	22
#230	knob bugle	4
#205	knob ka-bobs	6
#686	lead necklace	8
#346	leather chaps	7
#411	leather mask	9
#367	leathery bat skin	14
#399	leathery cat skin	15
#514	leathery rat skin	2
#451	lemon	84
#439	leotarrrd	3
#136	lesser grodulated violet	70
#393	lihc eye	36
#339	lihc face	14
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#459	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	14
#427	line	103
#521	linoleum sword	1
#126	linoleum sword hilt	1
#155	lion oil	9
#287	llama lama gong	5
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#306	long pork	4
#393	long skinny balloon	17
#852	loose teeth	23
#42	lotion of coldness	51
#69	lotion of hotness	24
#52	lotion of sleaziness	41
#116	lotion of spookiness	9
#59	lotion of stench	29
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#209	love song of icy revenge	9
#272	love song of naughty innuendo	5
#251	love song of smoldering passion	7
#247	love song of sugary cuteness	6
#252	love song of vague ambiguity	5
#569	lovecat tail	1
#350	lowercase N	30
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#473	lump of diamond	3
#214	lupine sword	4
#272	magic whistle	4
#374	magical ice cubes	107
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#176	magilaser blastercannon	20
#387	magnifying glass	1
#676	maiden wig	1
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#375	mariachi pants	45
#665	martini	1
#235	marzipan skull	67
#341	meat engine	4
#459	meat paste	65
#260	meat stack	177
#307	meat vortex	140
#335	meatcar model	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#150	megatofu	72
#175	melted Jell-o shot	18
#229	memory of a C	4
#92	memory of a GT base pair	1
#270	memory of an A	2
#234	memory of some delicious amino acids	3
#223	mesh cap	13
#17	metallic foil radar dish	4
#126	milk of magnesium	15
#225	milky potion	70
#635	mind flayer corpse	6
#319	miner's helmet	9
#14	mint-condition magic wand	7
#269	mojo filter	4
#108	mole molé	1
#247	molotov cocktail cocktail	18
#363	mother's little helper	8
#412	moxie weed	42
#320	mullet wig	4
#218	mummy mask	1
#402	mummy wrapping	29
#235	murky potion	65
#492	necklace chain	2
#376	ninja hot pants	8
#200	ninja mop	12
#843	obsidian dagger	21
#217	ocarina of space	11
#61	oil of slipperiness	14
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#478	yohohoyo	2
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Wow, that's 20,216 items total!

what items are this player missing?