gen0615

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#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#8041-ball4
#4341337 7r0uZ0RZ14
#8512-ball3
#12425-meat staff1
#6753-ball5
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#4705-ball9
#5546-ball7
#3827-Foot Dwarven mattock7
#5697-ball7
#5928-ball33
#6269-ball1
#569ASCII shirt2
#589Angry Farmer candy110
#214Angry Farmer's Wife Candy5
#133Bash-ÅŒs cereal5
#169Better Than Cuddling Cake13
#333Bit O' Ectoplasm7
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#181Black Bodyâ„¢ spray1
#114Black No. 2105
#123Blackfly Chardonnay64
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#148Boris's key lime pie9
#243Boris's ring7
#150Brimstone Chicken Sandwich77
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#191Cherry Cloaca Cola9
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#1449Cloaca grenade3
#579Cloaca-Cola51
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#687Cold Hots candy5
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#285Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket3
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#322Crimbo pie7
#1074Crimboween memo10
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#273Daffy Taffy118
#366Diet Cloaca Cola2
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#454Disco Banjo1
#35Divine48
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#147Double Bacon Beelzeburger80
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
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#518Dyspepsi-Cola119
#618Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues4
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#186El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)3
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#256El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#27Elfin shortbread66
#386Ent cider19
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#392Gaia beads4
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#103Gnollish autoplunger2
#141Gnollish flyswatter23
#102Gnollish pie server18
#113Gnollish plunger26
#124Gnollish slotted spoon17
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#34Gordon Bennett37
#230Gummi-DNA4
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#212Iiti Kitty phone charm14
#992Imp Ale58
#432Jarlsberg's earring3
#213Jarlsberg's key lime pie4
#216Jolly Roger charrrm20
#100Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet28
#145Jumbo Dr. Lucifer80
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#61Kiss the Knob apron2
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
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#420Knob Goblin elite polearm10
#529Knob Goblin elite shirt8
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#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
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#135Knob Goblin melon baller23
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#192Knob Goblin pants86
#415Knob Goblin perfume6
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
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#119Knob Goblin seltzer221
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
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#135Knob Goblin superseltzer73
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#363Knob Goblin visor15
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#26Knob shroomkabob15
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#38Knoll shroomkabob61
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#298Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals7
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#159Lord of the Flies-sized fries68
#578M-24210
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#383Mad Train wine254
#73Mae West22
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#100Manetwich10
#136Maxwell's Silver Hammer19
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#92Meat maid2
#149Meleegraâ„¢ pills74
#689Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler4
#624Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub32
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#362Miniborg hiveminder1
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#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1631Mob Penguin cellular phone4
#168Mohawk wig78
#63Mon Tiki37
#488Monstar energy beverage3
#232Morbidda trading card1
#360Mountain Stream soda57
#696Mr. Mediocrebar74
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#47Neuromancer30
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#41Oil of Parrrlay88
#167Orcish baseball cap26
#200Orcish cargo shorts17
#196Orcish frat-paddle18
#48Oreille Divisée brandy10
#333PADL Phone15
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#230Pick-O-Matic lockpicks6
#195Pine-Fresh air freshener18
#89Poison Oak trading card2
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#444Ram's Face Lager40
#330Regular Cloaca Cola2
#934Rock Pops52
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#648Senior Mints6
#185Sinful Desires3
#237Sneaky Pete's breath spray6
#192Sneaky Pete's key lime pie5
#502Snow Queen Crown3
#515Spam Witch sammich43
#454Steal This Candy3
#350Sugar Cog6
#120Supernova Champagne69
#38Swabbieâ„¢ swab131
#472Tasty Fun Good rice candy101
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#574Tiki lighter1
#50Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste134
#604Trollhouse cookies33
#142Tuesday's ruby23
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1027Valentine12
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#228Woldo trading card1
#56Ye Olde Navy Fleece9
#694Yummy Tummy bean279
#397a little sump'm sump'm5
#448abominable snowcone25
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#210acid-squirting flower20
#196acoustic guitarrr21
#138adder bladder109
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#116alpha-mail pants1
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#314ancient spice6
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#159around the world18
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#20asparagus stir-fry22
#149asshat21
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#144basic meat sword1
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#150bloody mary15
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#279boring spaghetti1
#124bottle of Monsieur Bubble84
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#283bullet-proof corduroys13
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#873casino pass1
#367cast49
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#79chorizo taco97
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#286dope gangsta bling-bling3
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#439grapes11
#231grassy cutlass4
#501grave robbing shovel1
#899gray bow tie5
#882green balloon1
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#82green pixel potion16
#274gremlin juice7
#95gremlin mutagen4
#94grog32
#404grouchy restless spirit22
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#67grumpy old man charrrm59
#224grungy bandana4
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#119guano coffee cup49
#112guitar pick51
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#512gyroscope5
#303hair spray20
#2400hamethyst1
#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#5199handful of confetti1
#307handful of hand chalk105
#244handful of moss18
#55handful of nuts and berries192
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#339handful of sand45
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#126handsomeness potion19
#219happiness11
#571harem girl t-shirt1
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#262heavy metal sonata2
#322heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr2
#245hellion cube32
#164helmet recipe2
#847helmet turtle27
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#1743herbal stuffing3
#539hill of beans19
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#115hippy herbal tea13
#407hippy medical kit4
#298hippy protest button10
#135honey-dipped locust30
#177horizontal tango10
#195hors d'oeuvre tray8
#258hot buttered roll1
#171hot date66
#582hot wing59
#192hovering sombrero2
#150huge spoon15
#543ice-cold Sir Schlitz159
#377ice-cold Willer119
#404ice-cold fotie50
#358ice-cold six-pack28
#117icy-hot katana9
#758immense cyborg hand6
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#408infernal insoles6
#275inflatable duck5
#529inkwell3
#293insanely spicy bean burrito15
#202insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito2
#151insanely spicy jumping bean burrito2
#421invisible bag2
#151irate sombrero16
#741iron pasta spoon5
#2407irradiated candy cane2
#177jabañero pepper3
#180jabañero-flavored chewing gum48
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#50jumping bean burrito51
#56jumping bean taco4
#282keg shield8
#184ketchup1
#125ketchup hound92
#343kick-ass kicks4
#884killer rag doll2
#1345killing feather35
#1688kite2
#1104kneecapping stick6
#349knob ka-bobs1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#1042knuckle sandwich10
#600laser-broiled pear13
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#753lavender plastic oyster egg5
#359lavender polka-dot oyster egg8
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#1016lead necklace3
#206lead yo-yo1
#52leather chaps129
#589leather mask4
#215leathery bat skin40
#290leathery cat skin31
#201leathery rat skin22
#73leftovers of indeterminate origin59
#106lemon meringue pie19
#101leotarrrd24
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#61lihc eye pie84
#196lihc face34
#196lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum43
#469linoleum ore8
#521linoleum sword1
#77little round pebble8
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#52loathing eagle baby-doll shirt3
#75long pork casserole4
#37long pork chop sandwiches14
#720loose teeth36
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#161lumbering jack2
#425lupine sword1
#660mad scientist's sock monkey4
#1265mafia aria8
#149magic lamp6
#148maiden wig22
#39mandarina colada36
#382maple leaf1
#171maple syrup39
#264margarita6
#118mariachi G-string30
#483mariachi pants29
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#251marionette collective3
#566marshmallow12
#173martini26
#194marzipan skull90
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#399meat vortex88
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#130meatsmithing guide2
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#396melted Jell-o shot2
#16menudo55
#56mesh cap110
#841milky potion2
#53mimosette11
#262mind flayer corpse63
#261miner's helmet12
#303miner's pants9
#275miniature stuffed Goth Giant2
#98mojo filter20
#430molotov cocktail cocktail5
#312monkey wrench4
#1173monomolecular yo-yo13
#36monster bait5
#203mother's little helper22
#145moxie magnet1
#331mugcake7
#203mullet wig9
#39mummy mask8
#828murky potion2
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Wow, that's 28,547 items total!

what items are this player missing?