| #32 | Überraschthexengebräu | 26 |
| #60 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 10 |
| #9 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 113 |
| #16 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 492 |
| #78 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| #19 | 5-hour acrimony | 772 |
| #24 | 8-bit banana | 29 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #9 | A Guide to Safari | 2 |
| #36 | A muse-bouche | 22 |
| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #40 | ASCII fu manchu | 24 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #27 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 35 |
| #14 | Aggressive Carrot | 1,034 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #18 | Ancient Protector Soda | 37 |
| #181 | Ancient Saucehelm | 10 |
| #81 | Angelhair Culottes | 10 |
| #63 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 28 |
| #9 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 3 |
| #232 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #65 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 13 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #745 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #88 | BGE shotglass | 48 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #27 | BOOterfinger | 17 |
| #27 | BOOtonniere | 3 |
| #236 | BRAINS shorts | 4 |
| #42 | BRICKO stud | 25 |
| #26 | BUBBLE GUM | 31 |
| #83 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 10 |
| #20 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 51 |
| #16 | Barney's rake | 15 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #22 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 167 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #433 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 4 |
| #11 | Beach Buck | 1,518 |
| #95 | Belt of Howling Anger | 5 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #74 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #16 | Big Punk | 33 |
| #105 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 29 |
| #16 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 21 |
| #8 | Black Bart's Booty | 3 |
| #74 | Bling of the New Wave | 11 |
| #24 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 15 |
| #80 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 6 |
| #307 | Blood Light | 12 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #344 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #12 | Bonerdagon necklace | 268 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #78 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 6 |
| #76 | Boss Bat bling | 39 |
| #149 | Boss Bat britches | 80 |
| #71 | Boss Drops | 9 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #22 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 24 |
| #19 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 26 |
| #585 | Bulky Buddy Box | 5 |
| #26 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 31 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #19 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 23 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #46 | C.H.U.M. knife | 16 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1463 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #30 | Charity's choker | 28 |
| #98 | Cheer-Up soda | 7 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #80 | Chroner | 1,274 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #14 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1,117 |
| #71 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 6 |
| #209 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 31 |
| #25 | Coinspiracy | 1,287 |
| #174 | Colander of Em-er'il | 10 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #101 | Corpse Island iced tea | 48 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #48 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 19 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 63 |
| #115 | Crimbo Credit | 109 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #27 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1,443 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbo fudge | 1,425 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1,483 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 19 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 5 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #124 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 4 |
| #45 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 11 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #67 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 8 |
| #144 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 3 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 9 |
| #189 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 18 |
| #71 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 7 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #174 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 20 |
| #159 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 9 |
| #57 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 8 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 21 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 21 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #175 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 19 |
| #68 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 7 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #920 | Crimbuck | 787 |
| #110 | D roll | 125 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #54 | DUFRESNE Suds | 171 |
| #454 | Daffy Taffy | 72 |
| #48 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 10 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #25 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 26 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #138 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 13 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #42 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 249 |
| #30 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 11 |
| #22 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 21 |
| #28 | Drowsy Sword | 300 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #161 | Dust bunny | 5 |
| #12 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 114 |
| #399 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #65 | Effermint™ tablets | 78 |
| #76 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 20 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #227 | Elder Turtle Shell | 9 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #39 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 3 |
| #16 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 26 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #30 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 25 |
| #29 | Enchanted Plunger | 23 |
| #7 | Essence of Bear | 2 |
| #50 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 17 |
| #286 | FDKOL commendation | 1,656 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #307 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #106 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 35 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #33 | Fitspiration™ poster | 82 |
| #71 | Frat Army FGF | 117 |
| #21 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 33 |
| #12 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1,766 |
| #70 | Friendliness Beverage | 159 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #40 | Frosty's frosty mug | 53 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #34 | Fu Manchu Wax | 30 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #24 | FunFunds™ | 2,277 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #116 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 8 |
| #225 | Game Grid token | 3 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #118 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 8 |
| #94 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 5 |
| #28 | Gearhead Goo | 42 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #59 | Gets-You-Drunk | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #20 | Glo-Pop | 24 |
| #30 | Gnollish Crossdress | 31 |
| #268 | Go-Wassail | 73 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #43 | Good 'n' Slimy | 10 |
| #84 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 10 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #87 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 5 |
| #194 | Green Clover of Justice | 10 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #177 | Gummi-Gnauga | 18 |
| #98 | Gummy Brains | 5 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #82 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 64 |
| #130 | Heimandatz's heart | 10 |
| #66 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 7 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #14 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 28 |
| #17 | Hippy Army MPE | 933 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's blanket | 18 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #14 | Holiday Fun! | 1,230 |
| #11 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 2 |
| #26 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 23 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #33 | Iceberglar scarf | 36 |
| #33 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 261 |
| #29 | Illuminati earpiece | 36 |
| #33 | Inner Strength | 6 |
| #237 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| #31 | Instant Karma | 334 |
| #445 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #40 | Jack-in-the-box | 81 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #87 | Jocko Homo's head | 13 |
| #14 | Kissin' Cousins | 16 |
| #18 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 150 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #61 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 34 |
| #10 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 5 |
| #33 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 30 |
| #25 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 18 |
| #6 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 919 |
| #162 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #40 | Kudzu slaw | 19 |
| #109 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 664 |
| #209 | LED block | 7 |
| #14 | LOV Elephant | 24 |
| #105 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 40 |
| #55 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 18 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #57 | Lederhosen of the Night | 18 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #25 | Leonard's glasses | 50 |
| #52 | Let Me Be! | 14 |
| #14 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 146 |
| 🥉 | License To Kill | 12 |
| #54 | Lobos Mints | 13 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #28 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 13 |
| #36 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 300 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #34 | Mansquito's blood | 26 |
| #21 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #31 | Mark of the Bugbear | 10 |
| #50 | Mark of the Ghost | 5 |
| #73 | Mark of the Skeleton | 4 |
| #59 | Mark of the Vampire | 5 |
| #39 | Mark of the Werewolf | 8 |
| #32 | Mark of the Zombie | 8 |
| #119 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3 |
| #30 | Maxing, Relaxing | 15 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #9 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 2 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #20 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 334 |
| #30 | Mer-kin saltmint | 9 |
| #33 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 9 |
| #198 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 10 |
| #38 | Microplushie: Bropane | 230 |
| #47 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 72 |
| #32 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 119 |
| #45 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 50 |
| #40 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 173 |
| #49 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 224 |
| #45 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 23 |
| #44 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 113 |
| #39 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 270 |
| #43 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 138 |
| #43 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 186 |
| #93 | Milk Studs | 136 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #28 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 30 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #19 | Moonds | 30 |
| #28 | Mr. Haggis | 155 |
| #8 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 111 |
| #2154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #40 | Necbro wafers | 42 |
| #105 | New Zealand iced tea | 131 |
| #83 | Newman's Own Trousers | 10 |
| #4 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 270 |
| #202 | Nightstalker perfume | 12 |
| #17 | Northern pemmican | 31 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #35 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 48 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #520 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #15 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 4 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #20 | Osk'r Chow | 45 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #11 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 20 |
| #11 | P.B.L.T. | 1,762 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #54 | PB&BP | 3 |
| #103 | PEEZ dispenser | 115 |
| #17 | Pain Dip | 157 |
| #154 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #45 | PlexiPips | 10 |
| #104 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #28 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 33 |
| #41 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 21 |
| #45 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 10 |
| #35 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 20 |
| #32 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 23 |
| #66 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 15 |
| #28 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 35 |
| #46 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 10 |
| #37 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 19 |
| #64 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 21 |
| #22 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 17 |
| #28 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 33 |
| #37 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 28 |
| #38 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 27 |
| #29 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 32 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #5 | ROM of Optimality | 3 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #96 | Rattlin' Chains | 4 |
| #44 | Red Army camouflage kit | 35 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #45 | Red Rover BB gun | 72 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #12 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 129 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1158 | Rock Pops | 37 |
| #30 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 25 |
| #88 | Roman sadnals | 4 |
| #114 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 31 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #138 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #29 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #28 | Scuba Snack | 31 |
| #266 | Senior Mints | 26 |
| #67 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 11 |
| #41 | Shield of Icy Fate | 10 |
| #20 | Shivering Chèvre | 305 |
| #486 | Silver Bullet beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #37 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 66 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #23 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 20 |
| #37 | Smart Bone Dust | 28 |
| #32 | Sogg-Os | 13 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #286 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 49 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #72 | Star Spawn | 2 |
| #96 | Steal This Candy | 33 |
| #59 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #47 | Stephen's secret formula | 9 |
| #47 | Stone Golem pebbles | 62 |
| #114 | Strix stix | 27 |
| #101 | Summer Nights | 8 |
| #86 | Sweet Sword | 4 |
| #166 | Swizzler | 53 |
| #79 | Sword of Dark Omens | 6 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #128 | TI-9000 calculator | 11 |
| #42 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 532 |
| #44 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 533 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #42 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 521 |
| #20 | Take Eleven Bar | 18 |
| #29 | Tales from the Fireside | 16 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #125 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 18 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 29 |
| #26 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 279 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #37 | The Author's inkwell | 23 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 9 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #158 | The Joy of Wassailing | 18 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Legendary Beat | 4 |
| #24 | The Lost Comb | 2 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #77 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 18 |
| #9 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 2 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #24 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 272 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 11 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 13 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 25 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 14 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #185 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #100 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
| #19 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1,082 |
| #16 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1,178 |
| #18 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1,107 |
| #18 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1,163 |
| #28 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 3 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #342 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 37 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #62 | Victor's Spoils | 3 |
| #72 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 11 |
| #13 | Volcoino | 834 |
| #16 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 633 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #43 | Wax Flask | 21 |
| #73 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 102 |
| #27 | Wet Russian | 12 |
| #10 | Whenchamacallit bar | 31 |
| #25 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 85 |
| #226 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 71 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #113 | Yakisoba's hat | 10 |
| #138 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 18 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #137 | Z-Bone steak | 11 |
| #33 | Ze™ goggles | 288 |
| #28 | Zim Merman's guitar | 23 |
| #212 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #31 | accidental mutton | 2 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #34 | actual reality goggles | 154 |
| #456 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #6 | aerosolized aerogel | 1 |
| #25 | airblaster gun | 280 |
| #47 | alien autoautopsy kit | 20 |
| #219 | alien drugs | 6 |
| #33 | alien hologram projector | 23 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #73 | alphabet gum | 27 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #507 | ammonite fossil | 8 |
| #46 | anemone sauce | 9 |
| #21 | angst burger | 910 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #25 | antique spyglass | 3 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #28 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 190 |
| #176 | asbestos apron | 7 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #23 | assassin's cheese knife | 56 |
| #799 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #48 | badass belt | 320 |
| #102 | bag of W&Ws | 148 |
| #49 | bag of bones | 16 |
| #18 | bag of grain | 10 |
| #41 | bag of random words | 21 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #30 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 27 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #549 | ball | 11 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #39 | baloney rotgut | 20 |
| #414 | bananagate | 14 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #21 | batarang | 51 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1062 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #94 | beaten-up Chucks | 6 |
| #16 | beautiful rainbow | 12 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #148 | beavermouth | 35 |
| #15 | bed of coals | 23 |
| #59 | beefy fish meat | 16 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #232 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #34 | beige clambroth marble | 2 |
| #65 | bejeweled cufflinks | 58 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #139 | bindlestocking | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #254 | bite-me-red lipstick | 75 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #681 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #16 | black friar's tonsure | 225 |
| #18 | black magic powder | 221 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #60 | black spot | 15 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #93 | blind-packed capsule toy | 203 |
| #23 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 539 |
| #60 | blob of Alphredo™ | 8 |
| #59 | blob of acid | 54 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #21 | blood-drive sticker | 11 |
| #37 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #56 | blue class ring | 91 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #59 | blue grass | 33 |
| #42 | blue money bag | 7 |
| #38 | blue oyster badge | 124 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #536 | blue plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #107 | blue tulip | 2 |
| #213 | boiling seal blood | 7 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #16 | bone bons | 23 |
| #385 | bone chips | 36 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #22 | booby trap | 37 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #342 | bottle of Blank-Out | 31 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #25 | bottle of Red-Out | 56 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of bubbles | 32 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of goofballs | 367 |
| #1296 | bottle of rum | 4 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #117 | bottled day | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #110 | bowl of Jeal-O | 39 |
| #35 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #108 | bowl of fishysoisse | 8 |
| #101 | box of Dweebs | 134 |
| #1584 | box of sunshine | 107 |
| #44 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #255 | bread line | 4 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #22 | breakfast mess | 1,111 |
| #23 | breakfast miracle | 16 |
| #1937 | brick | 5 |
| #84 | brigand brittle | 188 |
| #99 | brilliant oyster egg | 5 |
| #152 | brine | 104 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #36 | bronze polish | 22 |
| #143 | brown crock marble | 3 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #29 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 37 |
| #38 | bubbling tempura batter | 23 |
| #24 | bucket of fish juice | 131 |
| #100 | buckyball | 65 |
| #40 | buffalo dime | 11 |
| #31 | bull blubber | 34 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #51 | button rouge | 33 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #144 | can of Binarrrca | 75 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #39 | can of drain cleaner | 16 |
| #153 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 49 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #174 | candied yams | 48 |
| #118 | candy cane | 333 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #72 | candy cigarette | 43 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #387 | canteen of wine | 70 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #31 | captured boozles | 27 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #41 | carton of gaspers | 19 |
| #72 | carton of rotten eggs | 101 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #18 | catfish whiskers | 75 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #120 | cement sandals | 7 |
| #31 | censored can label | 29 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #35 | chainsaw chain | 22 |
| #64 | chakra sludge | 18 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #31 | charisma potion | 18 |
| #41 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 17 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #84 | cheer-o-gram | 9 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #33 | child-sized dracula cloak | 22 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #133 | choco-Crimbot | 11 |
| #23 | chocolate "Phoenix" | 6 |
| #17 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 6 |
| #20 | chocolate Spider Queen | 6 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate filthy lucre | 29 |
| #104 | chocolate saucepan | 9 |
| #164 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #72 | chocolate stolen accordion | 19 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #115 | chrome stick | 2 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #25 | clove-flavored lip balm | 95 |
| #227 | club necklace | 24 |
| #77 | club sandwich | 6 |
| #32 | coal contact lenses | 35 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #183 | cold seal sweat | 18 |
| #31 | comfy coffin | 20 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #101 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #39 | compressed air canister | 17 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #28 | conjured ice cream | 43 |
| #64 | contract enforcement stick | 28 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #457 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #13 | corncob pipe | 82 |
| #108 | corned-beef Reuben | 35 |
| #52 | corpse on the beach | 70 |
| #101 | corpsebite | 3 |
| #70 | corpsedriver | 57 |
| #68 | corpsetini | 56 |
| #275 | corrupted data | 60 |
| #20 | costume rental shop | 56 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #268 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #46 | crate of firebombs | 37 |
| #30 | creepy nursery rhyme | 36 |
| #31 | crident | 26 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #10 | crown-shaped beanie | 25 |
| #18 | crude crudités | 28 |
| #298 | crystalline cheer | 203 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #26 | cube of ectoplasm | 35 |
| #9 | cup of infinite pencils | 114 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #22 | cursed breeches | 2 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #286 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #86 | cylindrical mold | 46 |
| #40 | damp bar rag | 26 |
| #42 | dancing fan | 41 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #41 | deadfall branch | 5 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #272 | decent brain | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #1106 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #38 | demonic surgical gloves | 31 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #117 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| #112 | designer handbag | 21 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #31 | devil-summoning hat | 31 |
| #127 | diamond necklace | 32 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #125 | dill | 249 |
| #38 | diluted makeup | 46 |
| #31 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥈 | discarded button | 10 |
| #66 | discarded swimming trunks | 4 |
| #117 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 11 |
| #146 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 8 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 5 |
| #69 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 21 |
| #59 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 22 |
| #111 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 12 |
| #88 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 16 |
| #118 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 11 |
| #130 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 10 |
| #73 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 19 |
| #180 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 5 |
| #122 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 10 |
| #105 | discocktail | 67 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #39 | disposable lighter | 26 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #28 | drafty drawers | 3 |
| #19 | dragonfish caviar | 43 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #35 | dreadful roast | 3 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #31 | drinks tray | 26 |
| #99 | droll monocle | 12 |
| #333 | drop of water-37 | 10 |
| #56 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #304 | drum of pomade | 3 |
| #13 | dubious loincloth | 7 |
| #77 | dubious peppermint | 9 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #27 | dumb mud | 13 |
| #366 | dusty Crimbo crate | 31 |
| #28 | dusty bottle of blood | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #119 | ear poison | 17 |
| #34 | easter egg balloon | 193 |
| #37 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #39 | ectoplasm au jus | 47 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #24 | eerie fetish | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #110 | eggnog | 167 |
| #45 | eldritch alignment spray | 15 |
| #49 | eldritch distillate | 2 |
| #30 | eldritch dough | 62 |
| #89 | eldritch effluvium | 1,643 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch ichor | 2,502 |
| #64 | eldritch mushroom | 2 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #45 | electric Kool-Aid | 3 |
| #38 | electric copperhead potion | 83 |
| #489 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1039 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #416 | elven cellocello | 33 |
| #357 | elven moonshine | 32 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #311 | elven suicide capsule | 37 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #54 | embezzler's oil | 46 |
| #22 | emergency margarita | 10 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #121 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #11 | enchanted muesli | 253 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #59 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 876 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #43 | executive mime flask | 26 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #57 | extra-greasy slider | 50 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #79 | extremely confusing manual | 3 |
| #179 | extremely skinny jeans | 5 |
| #25 | eyebrow lifter | 28 |
| #10 | facsimile dictionary | 324 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #76 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 40 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #759 | fancy dress ball | 14 |
| #46 | fancy opera glasses | 70 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #753 | felt | 12 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #737 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #4 | fiberglass fibers | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #106 | fiery wing | 96 |
| #61 | filet of The Fish | 3 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #24 | filthy armor | 60 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #110 | filthy lucre | 207 |
| #34 | filthy monkey head | 27 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #12 | fireclutch | 189 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #20 | flamin' bindle | 16 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #39 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 29 |
| #39 | flask of mining oil | 200 |
| #32 | flask of rainwater | 128 |
| #43 | flask of tainted mining oil | 356 |
| #56 | flayed mind | 56 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #21 | floaty sand | 883 |
| #92 | floorboard cruft | 12 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #157 | foetid seal tear | 39 |
| #6 | folder (owl) | 14 |
| #119 | foon | 3 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #33 | forest spirit rattle | 25 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #237 | fossilized limb | 45 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #408 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #213 | fossilized torso | 29 |
| #225 | fossilized wing | 18 |
| #197 | fossilized wyrm skull | 4 |
| #9 | fountain 'soda' | 71 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #10 | frayed rope belt | 106 |
| #32 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 12 |
| #22 | freezin' bindle | 13 |
| #248 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #54 | frigid air mattress | 9 |
| #64 | frigid fudgepuck | 67 |
| #25 | frog lip-print | 98 |
| #50 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 25 |
| #286 | frozen banquet | 8 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #61 | fruitcake | 467 |
| #38 | fruitfilm | 27 |
| #45 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 22 |
| #36 | frying brainpan | 2 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #116 | fudge lily | 61 |
| #44 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 23 |
| #338 | fudgecule | 4,598 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #64 | funhouse mirror | 14 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #26 | funky eyepatch | 103 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #95 | future drug: Coolscaline | 20 |
| #76 | future drug: Muscularactum | 29 |
| #95 | future drug: Smartinex | 22 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| 🥉 | gabardine smithereens | 1 |
| #34 | gamer slurry | 35 |
| #175 | gamma nog | 2 |
| #54 | garbage juice slurpee | 575 |
| #48 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 28 |
| #46 | garish pinky ring | 71 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #29 | gazely stare | 26 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #78 | ghost beer | 10 |
| #172 | ghost cucumber | 223 |
| #37 | ghost of a necklace | 154 |
| #93 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #21 | ghost thread | 6 |
| #199 | ghost trap | 7 |
| #178 | ghostly body paint | 29 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #29 | giant breath mint | 63 |
| #160 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #51 | giant designer sunglasses | 69 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #84 | giant green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #39 | giant neckbeard | 78 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #79 | giant red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #78 | giant tube of black lipstick | 130 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #74 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #29 | gilded BRICKO brick | 2 |
| #32 | gilt perfume bottle | 45 |
| #56 | gingerbread bugbear | 492 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #89 | gingerbread robot | 7 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #32 | glass of bourbon | 20 |
| #25 | glass of gnat milk | 146 |
| #101 | glass of herbal tequila | 25 |
| #22 | glass of warm milk | 138 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #71 | gleaming oyster egg | 9 |
| #18 | glistening fish meat | 92 |
| #79 | glistening oyster egg | 9 |
| #34 | globe of Deep Sauce | 20 |
| #32 | gloomy black mushroom | 252 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #21 | goblin water | 38 |
| #106 | gold tooth | 5 |
| #12 | gold toothbrush | 317 |
| #45 | gold wedding ring | 219 |
| #201 | golden ring | 113 |
| #34 | good ash | 24 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #37 | gourmet gourami oil | 42 |
| #205 | government cheese | 8 |
| #35 | government-issue identification badge | 24 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #14 | grandfather watch | 5 |
| #456 | gray bow tie | 15 |
| #21 | grease trap | 41 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1008 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #8 | green clay bead | 1,699 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #43 | green eggnog | 5 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #413 | green gummi ingot | 71 |
| #50 | green hamhock | 3 |
| #108 | green peawee marble | 9 |
| #31 | green pill | 2 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #27 | grey cube | 37 |
| #203 | grilled mooseflank | 5 |
| #33 | grimy lab coat | 34 |
| #72 | grip key | 2 |
| #322 | grog | 4 |
| #28 | groping claw | 3 |
| #90 | grue egg | 178 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #47 | guts necklace | 1 |
| #469 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #297 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #20 | haggis socks | 309 |
| #20 | haggis-infused soap | 566 |
| #20 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 315 |
| #169 | hamlet sandwich | 16 |
| #43 | hand of cards | 21 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #60 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 3 |
| #106 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| #56 | handful of confetti | 326 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
| #39 | handful of fire | 22 |
| #122 | handful of honey | 84 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #30 | handful of stubble | 40 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #32 | handyman "hand soap" | 30 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #30 | haunted flame | 23 |
| #138 | hawk | 2 |
| #32 | hawkface potion | 22 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #155 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #180 | heart necklace | 29 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #90 | heart of the volcano | 62 |
| #138 | heavy crown | 5 |
| #233 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #66 | hep waders | 4 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #154 | herbal stuffing | 42 |
| #567 | herringcello | 28 |
| #9 | hi-octane carrot juice | 23 |
| #186 | hideous egg | 18 |
| #110 | high-energy mining laser | 14 |
| #601 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #11 | hobo nickel | 25,000 |
| #19 | holistic headache remedy | 617 |
| #19 | home robotics kit | 281 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #26 | hopping socks | 9 |
| #21 | hot cluster | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #11 | hothammer | 4 |
| #61 | huge bowl of candy | 37 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #65 | hunk of granite | 51 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #24 | hustler shades | 74 |
| #1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
| #30 | icy hairspray | 39 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #140 | impure gasoline | 9 |
| #39 | infrablack lipstick | 18 |
| #47 | inky squid sauce | 8 |
| #6 | interesting clod of dirt | 6 |
| #36 | intimidating coiffure | 2 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #24 | invisibility cream | 37 |
| #144 | invisible bag | 6 |
| #29 | invisible potion | 23 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #27 | iron torso box | 35 |
| #16 | ironic mint | 32 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #14 | janglin' bones | 352 |
| #30 | janitor's mop | 28 |
| #60 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 46 |
| #15 | jar of squeeze | 33 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #21 | jazzy cigarette holder | 69 |
| #523 | jerky coins | 35 |
| #55 | jet bennie marble | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #116 | jive turkey leg | 22 |
| #94 | kamicorpse-ee | 4 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #407 | killing feather | 67 |
| #87 | kiwi beak | 14 |
| #240 | kneecapping stick | 69 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #175 | knuckle sandwich | 132 |
| #55 | kobold kibble | 65 |
| #333 | kumquartz | 19 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #165 | laser-broiled pear | 46 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #96 | law-abiding citizen cane | 5 |
| #33 | leather glove | 53 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #67 | leftover canapés | 1 |
| #115 | legitimate business on the beach | 34 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #721 | length of string | 15 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #10 | letterman's jacket | 30 |
| #135 | lewd playing card | 18 |
| #275 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #90 | licorice root | 89 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #54 | lint | 178 |
| #20 | liquid ice | 42 |
| #36 | little red .epub file | 13 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #14 | little red jam | 65 |
| #66 | live lobster | 20 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #383 | lollipop stick | 127 |
| #29 | longhaired hippy wig | 16 |
| #22 | lost key | 266 |
| #378 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #9 | lucky bottlecap | 97 |
| #50 | lucky cat's paw | 21 |
| #31 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 5 |
| #31 | lump of goofball ore | 30 |
| #64 | lustrous oyster egg | 9 |
| #43 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 96 |
| #209 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #124 | madius | 2 |
| #89 | mafia filofax | 3 |
| #32 | mafia middle finger ring | 3 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #51 | mafia thumb ring | 2 |
| #17 | magicberry tablets | 531 |
| #21 | magnetic sculpture kit | 154 |
| #101 | magnificent oyster egg | 6 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #154 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #251 | marionette collective | 3 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #8 | medium slimy cyst | 42 |
| #53 | melon-infused sake | 2 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #36 | mercenary headband | 94 |
| #24 | mid-level medieval mead | 10 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #27 | mime army rations | 12 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #30 | mime army wine | 12 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥈 | mime soul fragment | 7,500 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #42 | mimeplasm | 8 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #45 | miniature coffin | 3 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #121 | minin' dynamite | 7 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #83 | molten brick | 164 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #281 | monomolecular yo-yo | 258 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #148 | mooseflank | 24 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #6 | muddy skirt | 5 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #12 | mulled blood | 1 |
| #404 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #415 | mummy costume | 14 |
| #30 | muscle oil | 51 |
| #18 | mushroom fermenting solution | 330 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #965 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #598 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #376 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #15 | nasty gum | 27 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #83 | nastygeist | 28 |
| #44 | natty blue ascot | 7 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #214 | necrotizing body spray | 45 |
| #48 | nega-mushroom | 37 |
| #110 | negative lump | 1,119 |
| #65 | negotiatin' hammer | 11 |
| #30 | neoprene skullcap | 13 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #79 | night-vision goggles | 12 |
| #38 | ninja eyeblack | 51 |
| #40 | ninja fear powder | 38 |
| #111 | non-aged vinegar | 26 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #40 | novelty fruit hat | 27 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #273 | nugget of Crimbonium | 7 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #31 | obsidian dagger | 149 |
| #38 | odd silver coin | 14 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #34 | oil-filled donut | 24 |
| #13 | old ball and chain | 3 |
| #29 | old dry bone | 2 |
| #23 | old school calculator watch | 270 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
| #19 | one glove | 63 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #19 | orange peel hat | 19 |
| #71 | outlaw bandana | 8 |
| #171 | overloaded micro-reactor | 4 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #94 | pack of KWE trading card | 27 |
| #475 | pack of pogs | 38 |
| #45 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #36 | page of the Necrohobocon | 135 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #9 | panhandle panhandling hat | 110 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #222 | passable elf mask | 14 |
| #379 | patent leather shoes | 18 |
| #54 | peanut brittle shield | 74 |
| #18 | peanut sauce | 5 |
| #284 | pearidot | 24 |
| #133 | pearlescent oyster egg | 5 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #33 | peppermint parasol | 1 |
| #115 | peppermint tailings | 275 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #55 | perl necklace | 6 |
| #24 | perpendicular guano | 65 |
| #328 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #383 | petrified wood | 21 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #28 | pickpocket protector | 53 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #51 | piece of after eight | 22 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #34 | piggy tattoo | 25 |
| #150 | pile of useless robot parts | 8 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #9 | pink clay bead | 2,464 |
| #16 | pirate cream pie | 194 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #119 | pitted sheet metal | 12 |
| #21 | plague pie | 48 |
| #110 | plaid cowboy hat | 2 |
| #228 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | plastic Jefferson wings | 87 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #236 | plastic passion fruit | 8 |
| #27 | plunge-leg | 103 |
| #109 | pocket ace | 2 |
| #17 | pocket lint (blue) | 4 |
| #15 | pocket lint (green) | 5 |
| #28 | pocket lint (orange) | 2 |
| #12 | pocket lint (white) | 5 |
| #16 | pocket maze | 10 |
| #235 | pocketwatch on a chain | 10 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #18 | polished moon-amber | 1 |
| #173 | polyalloy shield | 12 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #8 | poodle skirt | 39 |
| #29 | pool torpedo | 265 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #10 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #19 | pork elf goodies sack | 262 |
| #20 | porkpocket | 44 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #85 | portable table | 12 |
| #322 | possessed top | 17 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #285 | press-on ribs | 26 |
| #13 | pretty flower | 66,547 |
| #155 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #56 | protection stick | 39 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #489 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #593 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #29 | punk patch | 122 |
| #7 | purple clay bead | 582 |
| #72 | purple corpsel | 5 |
| #26 | pygmy adder oil | 450 |
| #14 | pygmy dart | 144 |
| #22 | pygmy papers | 212 |
| #28 | pygmy witchhazel | 117 |
| #233 | quantum taco | 101 |
| #38 | question juice | 23 |
| #146 | radiation-resistant helmet | 10 |
| #88 | radiator heater shield | 4 |
| #28 | radioactive spider venom | 29 |
| #70 | radium-flavored potato chips | 876 |
| #145 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #97 | rattler rattle | 15 |
| #34 | ravenous eye | 18 |
| #1203 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #198 | really dense meat stack | 30 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #38 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 3 |
| #136 | red China marble | 2 |
| #108 | red ale | 6 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #73 | red class ring | 311 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #413 | red gummi ingot | 71 |
| #40 | red money bag | 35 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #467 | red striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #85 | red tulip | 2 |
| #43 | red-and-green sweater | 63 |
| #80 | red-headed corpse | 4 |
| #30 | red-hot jawbreaker | 28 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #40 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1545 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| 🥉 | rockfish stomach | 1,640 |
| #275 | rogue swarmer | 97 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #51 | roll of meat | 7 |
| #19 | root beer | 12 |
| #32 | rose | 1,140 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #105 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 41 |
| #149 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 33 |
| #109 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 39 |
| #112 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 38 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #121 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #77 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 4 |
| #20 | rusty chain necklace | 97 |
| #5 | rusty piece of rebar | 112 |
| #32 | sack lunch | 1,368 |
| #93 | sake bomb | 336 |
| #91 | salt wages | 69 |
| #49 | salt water taffy | 23 |
| #36 | sand dollar | 1,361 |
| #184 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #26 | sausage without a cause | 10 |
| #232 | sawblade fragment | 94 |
| #26 | sawblade shield | 88 |
| #90 | scintillating oyster egg | 10 |
| #41 | scrunchie tourniquet | 121 |
| #44 | sea avocado | 14 |
| #45 | sea carrot | 18 |
| #48 | sea cucumber | 13 |
| #23 | sea radish | 28 |
| #40 | sea salt crystal | 34 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #20 | seal-brain elixir | 187 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #36 | seaweed | 40 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #31 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 273 |
| #84 | security flashlight | 24 |
| #95 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 16 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #15 | shady shades | 10 |
| #18 | shamanic ham | 47 |
| 🥉 | sharp tin strip | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #24 | shopkeeper beard | 28 |
| #15 | short deposition | 235 |
| #97 | shot of mescal | 27 |
| #60 | shovelful of dirt | 54 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #15 | silent E | 5 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #31 | silent G | 2 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #147 | silent I | 3 |
| #135 | silent J | 2 |
| #22 | silent K | 2 |
| #80 | silent L | 3 |
| #34 | silent M | 29 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #80 | silent P | 7 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #34 | silent S | 2 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #40 | silent V | 2 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #61 | silent X | 7 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #115 | silent pea shooter | 10 |
| #31 | silver face paint | 10 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #22 | single atom | 912 |
| #18 | single swig of vodka | 11 |
| #51 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #39 | sinister-looking cat | 57 |
| #20 | skelelton spine | 666 |
| #39 | skeletal banana | 79 |
| #30 | skeleton beans | 30 |
| #32 | skulldozer egg | 2 |
| #23 | sleaze cluster | 1 |
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| #251 | sleeping stocking | 11 |
| #79 | sleeve deuce | 96 |
| #66 | slick fish meat | 15 |
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| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
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| #366 | slimy sweetbreads | 8 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
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| #14 | sludgesicle | 28 |
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| #30 | smut orc sunglasses | 88 |
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| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #30 | snowstick | 3 |
| #20 | soggy used band-aid | 245 |
| #41 | solid gold bowling ball | 281 |
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| #275 | sorority brain | 4 |
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| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #176 | space beast fur | 7 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
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| #37 | space marine flash grenade | 27 |
| #155 | spade necklace | 31 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #22 | spare neck bolts | 48 |
| #302 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #165 | sparking robo-battery | 8 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #48 | spectre scepter | 300 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #22 | spicy jerky stick | 60 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
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| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #117 | spirit blanket | 3 |
| #86 | spirit gum | 61 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
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| #80 | spirit sheet | 5 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #83 | spooky alphabet block | 6 |
| #578 | spooky bark | 15 |
| #14 | spooky bindle | 24 |
| #485 | spooky felt | 19 |
| #36 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 60 |
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| #555 | spooky length of string | 19 |
| #388 | spooky sap | 22 |
| #345 | spooky stuffing | 17 |
| #349 | spooky toy wheel | 14 |
| #444 | spooky wooden block | 16 |
| #35 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 12 |
| #31 | spray chrome | 28 |
| #118 | spray paint | 72 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #19 | squeaky toy rose | 10 |
| #321 | squirming egg sac | 37 |
| #35 | stained mattress | 15 |
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| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #177 | stainless steel suspenders | 17 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #28 | steampunk potion | 158 |
| #53 | steel drivin' hammer | 32 |
| #18 | steely marble | 2 |
| #18 | stench cluster | 1 |
| #15 | stepmom's booze | 70 |
| #46 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 21 |
| #551 | stick | 4 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #26 | stick-on gnome beard | 37 |
| #32 | still-beating spleen | 14 |
| #121 | stink-penny | 44 |
| #23 | stinkin' bindle | 14 |
| #17 | stinkwater | 4 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #277 | strange cube | 5 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #23 | straw pole | 47 |
| #44 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 24 |
| #367 | strawberyl | 18 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #136 | stray chihuahua | 17 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
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| #138 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 186 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #129 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 201 |
| #103 | stuffed Meat | 285 |
| #184 | stuffed angry cow | 174 |
| #145 | stuffed astral badger | 197 |
| #179 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 172 |
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| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #171 | stuffed cocoabo | 174 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #212 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 155 |
| #224 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 153 |
| #250 | stuffed gray blob | 182 |
| #166 | stuffed hand turkey | 180 |
| #45 | stuffed key | 538 |
| #157 | stuffed mind flayer | 185 |
| #107 | stuffed mink | 277 |
| #105 | stuffed monocle | 277 |
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| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #191 | stuffed scary death orb | 170 |
| #191 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 167 |
| #198 | stuffed snowy owl | 158 |
| #159 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 189 |
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| #117 | stuffed teddy butler | 257 |
| #85 | stuffed tin of caviar | 309 |
| #33 | stuffed treasure chest | 612 |
| #172 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 174 |
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| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #664 | stuffing | 13 |
| #768 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #75 | sturdy cane | 32 |
| #31 | stylish swimsuit | 310 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #361 | sucker scaffold | 26 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #22 | sugar sphere | 23 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #67 | superheated fudge | 69 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #14 | tailbone shield | 5 |
| #39 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 11 |
| #124 | tarnished bottlecap | 8 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #40 | temporary tribal tattoo | 31 |
| #33 | temporary yak tattoo | 30 |
| #12 | ten-leaf clover | 5,555 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #31 | the kindest cold cut | 31 |
| #917 | theoretical string | 9 |
| #108 | thick walrus blubber | 23 |
| #279 | throwing bone | 2 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #60 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 17 |
| #112 | tiny bomb | 19 |
| #834 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #32 | tiny canopic jar | 77 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #110 | tiny slimy cyst | 14 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #197 | tofurkey gravy | 39 |
| #184 | tofurkey leg | 42 |
| #62 | tofurkey nugget | 4 |
| #33 | tomato soup poster | 23 |
| #51 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #511 | tooth | 8 |
| #543 | top | 9 |
| #30 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 26 |
| #262 | tourmalime | 27 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #992 | toy hoverpad | 8 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #302 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #52 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #484 | trilobite fossil | 8 |
| #60 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 5 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #37 | tube of pendulum lube | 20 |
| #36 | tube of villain white | 16 |
| #69 | tube sock | 7 |
| #23 | turtle mud | 44 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #46 | twitching time capsule | 16 |
| #29 | una poca de gracia | 53 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #42 | unfinished fruitcake | 5 |
| #29 | unholy water | 72 |
| #57 | unidentified drink | 105 |
| #163 | unquiet spirits | 7 |
| #116 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #1817 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #275 | unstable laser battery | 75 |
| #256 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #122 | unused soap | 9 |
| #109 | unused walkie-talkie | 8 |
| #153 | unusual disco ball | 12 |
| #365 | urinal cake | 5 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #37 | vampagne | 2 |
| #81 | vampire pellet | 5 |
| #8 | vengeful spirit | 5 |
| #14 | vial of blood simple syrup | 38 |
| #86 | vial of holy water | 18 |
| #35 | vial of hot blood | 2 |
| #25 | vial of swamp vapors | 67 |
| #237 | vibrating cyborg knife | 15 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #143 | vinegar | 247 |
| #25 | vintage smart drink | 10 |
| #9 | violent pastilles | 81 |
| #155 | viral DNA | 5 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #26 | voodoo glowskull | 258 |
| #38 | voodoo snuff | 41 |
| #24 | votive candle | 29 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #52 | wad of slimy rags | 26 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #99 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #48 | warbear battery | 45 |
| #228 | warbear bearserker potion | 2 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| #151 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 4 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #179 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #70 | warbear gyrocopter | 12 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #190 | warbear metalworking primer | 6 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #144 | warbear officer requisition box | 3 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #143 | warbear requisition box | 35 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #321 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #14 | warbear whosit | 10,576 |
| #29 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 32 |
| #146 | warehouse key | 5 |
| #33 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 23 |
| #5 | warm fur | 14 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #23 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 271 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #23 | wax banana | 2 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #23 | weird gazelle steak | 10 |
| #222 | whisker pencil | 38 |
| #100 | whiskey in a broken glass | 26 |
| #1014 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #66 | white class ring | 234 |
| #36 | white money bag | 14 |
| #50 | white rice | 69 |
| #90 | white tulip | 3 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #4 | wickerbits | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #149 | wind-up meatcar | 77 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #56 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 876 |
| #211 | witch hat | 4 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #44 | witch's bread | 3 |
| #8 | witch's brew | 18 |
| #464 | wolfman mask | 13 |
| #30 | wolfskull mask | 2 |
| #429 | wooden block | 7 |
| #16 | worst candy | 49 |
| #130 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |
| #82 | wreath of laurels | 7 |
| #19 | wrench bracelet | 107 |
| #34 | wrestling mask | 21 |
| #5 | wrought-iron flakes | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #32 | x-ray mirror | 17 |
| #41 | yam candy | 6 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #412 | yellow gummi ingot | 71 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #248 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #19 | zombie hollandaise | 117 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |
| #143 | zombie pineal gland | 27 |