Museum :: Caldric

Caldric

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#16	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	51
#1437	1-ball	1
#852	2-ball	3
#1455	3-ball	1
#137	30669 scroll	88
#262	33398 scroll	88
#934	334 scroll	1
#1114	4-ball	2
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#68	64067 scroll	10
#57	668 scroll	36
#1486	7-ball	1
#1334	8-ball	7
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#96	Alewife™ Ale	24
#27	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	10
#176	Amulet of Yendor	132
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1439	Angry Farmer candy	11
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#65	Asleep in the Cemetery	13
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#2709	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#159	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	13
#15	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	5
#58	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#26	Blizzards I Have Died In	14
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#361	Bonerdagon necklace	32
#925	Boris's ring	1
#416	Boss Bat bling	8
#486	Boss Bat britches	30
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#487	Codpiece of the Goblin King	16
#12	Coily™	6
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#44	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	50
#224	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	11
#152	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	7
#216	Corpse Island iced tea	24
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#756	Crown of the Goblin King	33
#31	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	12
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#473	Drowsy Sword	40
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#119	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	6
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#36	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	9
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	9
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#11	Elmley shades	143
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#44	Frosty's frosty mug	47
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#8	Gaia beads	720
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#436	Goodfella contract	50
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#12	Hodgman's almanac	3
#32	Hodgman's blanket	32
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#28	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#1287	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#692	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	6
#19	Kissin' Cousins	14
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#280	Knob Goblin elite shirt	28
#968	Knob Goblin firecracker	4
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#165	Let Me Be!	8
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#9	Lockenstock™ sandals	892
#676	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	40
#236	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	247
#1041	M-242	2
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#16	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1,313
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#452	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	8
#391	Misty Cape	1
#322	Misty Robe	2
#13	Mr. Joe's bangles	51
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#41	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	39
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#250	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#195	Pink Heart of Spirit	5
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#163	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	7
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#169	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#583	Red Rover BB gun	3
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2544	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#84	Sensual Massage for Creeps	10
#50	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	11
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#63	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#90	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#35	Summer Nights	14
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#313	Travels with Jerry	4
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#177	Typical Tavern swill	51
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#99	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	10
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1624	Valentine	5
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#87	X-37 gun	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#215	Ze™ goggles	6
#76	Zim Merman's guitar	11
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#49	a cute angel	1
#895	abominable snowcone	6
#83	agua de vida	91
#91	albatross necklace	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#152	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#47	ancient stone fist	47
#71	ancient stone head	16
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#85	anemone nematocyst	4
#852	anniversary gift box	5
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#127	ant pick	3
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#283	ant rake	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#91	antique accordion	2
#886	antique greaves	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#145	asbestos crossbow	5
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#83	asbestos stick	3
#478	asbestos sword	1
#118	asbestos sword hilt	2
#1063	astral mushroom	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#145	attorney's badge	3
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#289	baconstone	27
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#633	badass belt	78
#133	badger badge	1
#198	bag of airline peanuts	139
#367	bag of lard	3
#430	balaclava	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#111	balloon helmet	4
#488	banana	9
#84	banana peel	66
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#218	banjo strings	1
#122	bar whip	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1190	barrrnacle	7
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
🥉	battered hubcap	2,058
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#29	beaten-up Chucks	13
#126	bed of coals	6
#58	beefy fish meat	16
🥉	beer bong	1,374
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#33	begpwnia	434
#314	beholed bedsheet	3
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#355	bejeweled cufflinks	12
#4	bejeweled pledge pin	1,544
#11	berry-infused sake	13
#44	bewitching boots	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#179	big bad voodoo mask	4
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#209	big rock	6
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1016	bit of clingfilm	3
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#89	black belt	1
#209	black candy heart	58
#28	black catseye marble	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#110	black eyedrops	7
#307	black greaves	7
#546	black helmet	2
#191	black kettle drum	5
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#356	black shield	5
#91	black snowcone	38
#190	black spot	4
#570	black sword	2
#299	black-and-blue light	193
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#57	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	63
#1298	blood flower	2
#88	bloodied surgical dungarees	3
#94	blue class ring	47
#297	blue plasma ball	189
#62	blue snowcone	344
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#133	bone abacus	2
#213	bone collar	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#218	bottle of Ooze-O	5
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#2730	bottle of goofballs	6
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#152	bottle of sewage schnapps	53
🥇	bottle opener belt buckle	1,508
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#142	bow staff	1
#80	bowl of fishysoisse	10
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#515	brick	75
#355	bronze breastplate	3
#247	brown crock marble	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#93	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
🥉	bullet-proof corduroys	2,474
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#364	can of spinach	6
#249	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	33
#142	candied yams	56
#408	candy cane	93
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#667	candy knuckles	4
#3830	candy stake	1
#218	canteen of wine	107
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#56	chamoisole	1
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#170	cheap studded belt	351
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#216	chintzy turtle brooch	4
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#105	chrome crossbow string	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#112	chrome stick	2
#87	chrome sword hilt	3
#39	citrus-infused sake	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#181	clown hammer	154
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#905	club necklace	8
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#126	comfy coffin	8
#135	compression stocking	6
#30	concentrated garbage juice	17
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#35	corncob pipe	29
#849	cornuthaum	1
#206	corpse on the beach	25
#379	corpsedriver	13
#249	corpsetini	20
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#18	crusty hula hoop	24
#62	cup of infinite pencils	18
#104	curdflinger	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#46	cyber-mattock	4
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#194	cyclops eyedrops	2
#194	cymbal syrup	66
#17	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	3
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#62	deadly lampshade	11
#194	decaying goldfish liver	41
#170	defective skull	139
#101	delicious salad	367
#93	demon buckler	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#451	designer handbag	6
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#999	diamond necklace	7
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#9	didgeridooka	1,779
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#170	disintegrating sheet music	32
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
🥇	distressed denim pants	2,452
#63	dreadlock whip	96
#88	dress pants	3
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#189	drywall axe	72
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#45	dull fish scale	312
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#51	effluvious emerald	38
#767	elven limbos gingerbread	15
#977	elven moonshine	7
#508	elven socks	9
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#386	enchanted toothpick	3
#124	enchantlers	1
#169	encoder ring	115
🥈	energy drink IV	1,615
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#292	explosion-flavored chewing gum	97
#60	extra-greasy slider	48
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#403	eye-pod	1
#110	facehugging alien	10
#661	facsimile dictionary	14
#372	fake blood	3
#250	fake fake vomit	121
#167	fake hand	156
#291	false eyelashes	1
#43	fancy ball mask	3
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#600	fancy opera glasses	5
#1377	fat stacks of cash	1
#1552	felt	4
#431	festive holiday hat	10
#489	fetid feather	9
#303	fez of etymology	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#79	filth-encrusted futon	8
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#1761	fire	1
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#9	fire poi	716
#82	fish bazooka	1
#48	fish scimitar	2
#79	flamin' bindle	7
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#344	flaming crutch	18
#389	flaming feather	23
#118	flaming glowsticks	4
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#431	flavored foot massage oil	73
#497	flirtatious feather	7
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#11	flowing hippy skirt	179
#63	flypaper staff	1
#280	foam dart	180
#497	foam noodle	1
#33	foon of fearfulness	2
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#15	frayed rope belt	46
#149	freezerburned ice cube	2
#117	freezin' bindle	5
#385	frightful feather	18
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#93	frigid mote	8
#428	frilly shirt	1
#21	frozen banquet	49
#402	frozen feather	20
#2153	fruitcake	4
#63	fumble formula	1
#6	furniture dolly	701
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#264	furry pants	2
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#477	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#25	ganger bandana	6
#573	garish pinky ring	6
#43	gatorskin umbrella	12
#150	gearbox necklace	6
#448	ghost of a necklace	3
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#444	giant designer sunglasses	9
#257	giant discarded bottlecap	20
#530	giant discarded plastic fork	19
#103	giant discarded torn-up glove	39
🥈	giant foam finger	1,659
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#239	giant pinky ring	64
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#63	gingerbread mutant bugbear	38
#209	gingham blouse	1
#151	glacial sapphire	5
#92	glass of baboon milk	30
#72	glistening staff	1
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#88	gloomy mushroom wine	7
#51	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	3
#37	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	3
#52	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	4
#86	glowing esca	1
#538	gnauga hide	5
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#271	goatskin umbrella	5
#49	goblin autoblowgun	11
#61	goblin hunting spear	10
#630	gold wedding ring	3
#2028	golden ring	37
#1916	googly eye	3
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#103	gray bow tie	50
#122	grease gun	1
#349	green candy heart	60
#51	green clay bead	272
#278	green peawee marble	1
#56	green snowcone	382
#6	grisly shield	1
#30	groovy prism necklace	2
#4476	grue egg	2
#155	grue egg omelette	21
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#733	gyroscope	3
#88	hairy staff	1
#34	half-orchid	353
#111	half-size scalpel	1
#246	halfberd	2
#96	halibut	1
#451	hamethyst	18
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#205	hamethyst necklace	2
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#1915	handful of confetti	18
#7	hardened slime belt	10
#4	hardened slime hat	14
#20	hardened slime pants	9
#86	head mirror	2
#162	headhunter necktie	4
#1227	heart necklace	6
#1397	heart of the volcano	2
#267	herbal stuffing	29
#53	high-pressure seltzer bottle	9
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#481	hippy medical kit	2
#8	hippy protest button	1,416
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#18	hobo fortress blueprints	5
#39	hobo nickel	5,955
#204	hopping socks	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#605	huge spoon	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#62	ice sickle	1
#275	ice stein	1
#148	iced-out bling	3
#34	icicle katana	4
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#314	immense cyborg hand	10
🥈	indie comic hipster glasses	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#94	irradiated candy cane	31
#78	jamfish jam	7
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#59	jar of fermented pickle juice	47
#74	jar of squeeze	10
#341	jazz soap	88
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#226	joybuzzer	121
#100	jungle drum	10
🥈	keg shield	1,359
#1198	killing feather	38
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#67	knobby kneepads	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#175	knuckle sandwich	132
#440	laser-broiled pear	20
#374	lavender candy heart	55
#67	lavender striped oyster egg	25
#58	lawn dart	9
#174	lemonade marble	1
#1750	length of string	1
#62	lesser grodulated violet	297
#170	letterman's jacket	1
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#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
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#3907	tiny plastic Hellion	1
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#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
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#42	tube sock	10
#158	tuning fork	1
#114	tuxedo shirt	2
#190	unearthly onyx	5
#98	unfortunate dumplings	6
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#1920	unstable DNA	7
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#8	villainous scythe	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
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#34	voodoo snuff	44
#738	vorpal blade	2
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#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
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#97	white class ring	121
#428	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
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#127	white rice	18
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#88	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#46	wreath of laurels	11
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#117	yak anorak	2
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#106	yakskin pants	1
#310	yellow candy heart	138
#228	yellow snowcone	137
#1803	yo	2

Wow, that's 63,727 items total!

what items are this player missing?