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| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
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| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
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| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
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| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
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| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
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| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
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| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
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| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
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| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
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| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
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| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #89 | black belt | 1 |
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| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
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| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
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| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
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| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
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| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
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| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
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| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
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| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
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| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #53 | collapsible baton | 1 |
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| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
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| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
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| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
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| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #286 | frozen banquet | 8 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
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| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
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| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
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| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
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| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
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| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #284 | panhandle panhandling hat | 5 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
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