Museum :: RedJack

RedJack

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#216	ASCII shirt	10
#1284	Angry Farmer candy	17
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#484	Black No. 2	7
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#143	Boris's key lime	3
#103	Boris's key lime pie	12
#59	Boris's ring	22
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#90	C.H.U.M. chum	21
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1200	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1177	Daffy Taffy	17
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#313	Divine	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#157	Dyspepsi-Cola	512
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#108	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#186	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#597	Ent cider	9
#664	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	5
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#148	Genalen™ Bottle	23
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#620	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1422	Imp Ale	15
#89	Jarlsberg's earring	13
#100	Jarlsberg's key lime	6
#107	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	12
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#431	Knob Goblin firecracker	37
#303	Knob Goblin love potion	43
#249	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#458	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#232	Knob Goblin seltzer	84
#411	Knob Goblin spatula	11
#256	Knob Goblin steroids	48
#292	Knob Goblin superseltzer	22
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#514	Knob mushroom	7
#215	Knob pasty	2
#330	Knob sausage	11
#646	Knoll mushroom	8
#291	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3015	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#405	Lucky Surprise Egg	10
#277	M-242	39
#792	Mad Train wine	62
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#144	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	17
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#415	Meleegra™ pills	21
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#563	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	44
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#492	Mountain Stream soda	25
#2084	Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#287	Neuromancer	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#82	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	19
#545	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#668	Ram's Face Lager	10
#38	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	5
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2349	Rock Pops	4
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#90	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	14
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#728	Snow Queen Crown	1
#95	Spam Witch sammich	706
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#512	Spooky Surprise Egg	17
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#388	Swabbie™ swab	3
#208	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	391
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#444	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#165	Trollhouse cookies	330
#85	Tuesday's ruby	37
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#740	Valentine	23
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1633	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1506	Yummy Tummy bean	86
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#895	abominable snowcone	6
#505	accidental cider	1
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#475	adder bladder	9
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#622	alphabet gum	1
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#499	ancient Magi-Wipes	5
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#408	ancient protein powder	7
#370	ancient spice	4
#460	ant agonist	3
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#114	around the world	33
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#742	asbestos ore	5
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#1143	awful poetry journal	19
#1323	baby killer bee	3
#5463	badass belt	4
#504	bag of lard	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#280	ballroom blintz	11
#252	banana-frosted king cake	11
#955	bar skin	3
#365	barbed-wire fence	12
#783	batblade	1
#843	batgut	8
#375	beach glass bead	8
#143	beanbag chair	4
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#131	beer cartilage	2
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#489	beertini	3
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#523	bilge wine	11
#878	bit of clingfilm	4
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#365	black & tan	4
#565	black forest cake	2
#391	black forest ham	3
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#1379	black paisley oyster egg	3
#179	black pepper	14
#461	black picnic basket	1
#411	black plastic oyster egg	12
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#522	black pudding	2
#667	black shield	1
#568	black snake skin	5
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#622	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#840	blue polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#6	boilermaker	674
#666	bone rattle	1
#394	booty chest charrrm	11
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#380	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#200	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#448	bottle of alcohol	4
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#417	bottle of sewage schnapps	10
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#684	bowl of cottage cheese	11
#555	box	13
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#234	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	9
#1524	brick	11
#172	brick of sand	11
#1270	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#238	bronzed locust	10
#67	brown plastic baby	11
#168	brown sugar cane	36
#956	bubbly potion	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#134	can of Swiller	41
#211	can of black paint	1
#593	can of maces	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#1700	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#1142	candied kobold	1
#1439	candied yams	5
#390	cannonball charrrm	11
#87	carbonated water lily	166
#325	cardboard ore	5
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#95	carob brownies	3
#202	carob chunk cookies	12
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#418	carob chunks	8
#818	catgut	1
#316	centipede eggs	9
#582	chaos butterfly	178
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#438	chef's hat	17
#277	chloroform rag	11
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#341	chopsticks	11
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#492	chorizo taco	5
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#870	chrome ore	2
#259	chunk of rock salt	10
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#585	clown skin	5
#3274	club necklace	1
#494	cocktail napkin	3
#308	cocoa egg	41
#1280	coconut shell	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#100	cologne of contempt	3
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#377	copper ha'penny charrrm	11
#389	corn holder	2
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1469	corpse on the beach	2
#1425	corpsedriver	2
#1466	corpsetini	2
#362	costume sword	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#484	cream stout	2
#540	creamsicle	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#134	cursed black pearl onion	14
#107	cursed bottle of black-label rum	18
#134	cursed bottle of rum	16
#93	cursed cannonball	21
#106	cursed dirty joke scroll	18
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#181	cursed sea biscuit	10
#175	cursed voodoo skull	9
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#411	decaying goldfish liver	8
#539	decorative fountain	5
#899	delicious salad	23
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#168	delicious stinkbug	1
#623	demon skin	7
#375	denim axe	1
#1269	dense meat stack	1
#302	depantsing bomb	11
#173	desiccated apricot	64
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1065	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#393	dire fudgesicle	2
#972	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1717	disco mask	1
#643	disease	9
#294	disembodied brain	12
#292	disembodied smile	1
#346	dishrag	1
#789	disintegrating quill pen	1
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#1032	disturbing fanfic	31
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#266	dry martini	1
#888	dry noodles	7
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#516	ducha de oro	1
#616	duct tape	49
#233	duct tape sword	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#562	dusty bottle of Marsala	16
#685	dusty bottle of Merlot	10
#617	dusty bottle of Muscat	12
#534	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	19
#524	dusty bottle of Port	21
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#781	dwarf bread	4
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#946	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#133	empty meat tank	31
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#354	energy drink IV	5
#624	ennui-flavored potato chips	33
#134	escargotsicle	3
#848	evil golden arch	2
#276	evil golden arches	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#49	extra-fancy ring setting	8
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#531	eye of newt	11
#515	eyepatch	10
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1440	facsimile dictionary	3
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#762	fake blood	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#530	fancy bath salts	11
#930	fat stacks of cash	4
#2392	felt	1
#531	ferret bait	4
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#375	fetid feather	18
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#487	filthy pestle	2
#880	fine wine	1
#529	fire poi	1
#269	fish-liver oil	42
#957	fizzy potion	1
#472	flaming feather	14
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#488	flaming talons	10
#445	flaregun	21
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#443	flirtatious feather	10
#135	flute of flat champagne	110
#25	foam noodle	109
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#52	frat brats	23
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#343	frightful feather	24
#235	frigid mote	3
#437	frigid ninja stars	69
#196	frilly shirt	3
#545	frilly skirt	4
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#503	funky dried mushroom	8
#178	furniture dolly	17
#1042	furry fur	11
#427	furry pants	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#550	gas balloon	3
#407	gator skin	10
#1173	ghuol egg	2
#263	ghuol egg quiche	6
#806	ghuol guolash	3
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#133	gibson	1
#275	gimlet	1
#130	gin and tonic	1
#544	glass of goat's milk	9
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#458	glowing red eye	23
#512	gnatwing	5
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#427	gnoll lips	7
#607	gnoll teeth	3
#76	gnoll-tooth necklace	5
#820	goat beard	1
#280	goat cheese	87
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#564	gob of wet hair	11
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#658	gr8ps	2
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#535	green beer	23
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#428	gremlin juice	3
#548	grog	1
#874	grouchy restless spirit	2
#5336	grue egg	1
#733	grue egg omelette	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#347	guano coffee cup	4
#679	guitar pick	2
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#580	hair spray	2
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#4021	handful of confetti	3
#689	handful of hand chalk	18
#899	handful of sand	1
#561	handful of sawdust	2
#208	handful of walnuts	13
#137	handsomeness potion	17
#171	happiness	17
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#1025	heavy D	4
#263	heavy metal sonata	2
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#44	heavy necklace chain	10
#556	hellion cube	6
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#180	hemp net	1
#797	hemp string	2
#385	henna face paint	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#1136	herbal stuffing	6
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#1222	hobo nickel	4
#164	honey-dew	2
#210	honey-dipped locust	13
#433	horizontal tango	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#60	hot date	396
#761	hot wing	25
#477	huge spoon	2
#559	hypodermic needle	2
#1642	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2
#647	ice-cold Willer	48
#736	ice-cold fotie	13
#866	ice-cold six-pack	3
#101	icicle katana	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#742	infernal insoles	1
#153	inflatable duck	11
#668	inkwell	1
#127	irate sombrero	20
#137	jabañero pepper	5
#886	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#911	ketchup hound	1
#529	kick-ass kicks	1
#156	knob ka-bobs	10
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#810	lavender striped oyster egg	3
#456	leaflet	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#510	leathery bat skin	7
#578	leathery cat skin	6
#514	leathery rat skin	2
#501	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#130	lemon meringue pie	12
#521	leotarrrd	2
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#202	library card	2
#513	lihc eye pie	2
#669	lihc face	3
#386	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	18
#322	line	207
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#406	llama lama gong	1
#701	long skinny balloon	4
#43	lowercase N	484
#161	lumbering jack	2
#425	lupine sword	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#481	margarita	1
#189	mariachi G-string	17
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#400	marshmallow	42
#667	martini	1
#290	marzipan skull	45
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1233	mauve striped oyster egg	3
#217	meat engine	10
#448	meat from yesterday	3
#411	meat stack	76
#610	meat vortex	26
#263	melted Jell-o shot	8
#670	mesh cap	1
#969	metallic A	5
#937	milky potion	1
#120	mimosette	1
#123	miniature espresso maker	1
#503	monkey wrench	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#100	mother's little helper	71
#599	mullet wig	1
#218	mummy mask	1
#413	mummy wrapping	27
#910	murky potion	1
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#493	natural fennel soda	1
#61	necklace chain	100
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#2264	obsidian dagger	4
#528	ocean motion	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#258	old-fashioned	1
#218	onion shurikens	1
#440	opera mask	1
#970	original G	5
#191	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
#726	oversized pizza cutter	2
#299	ovoid leather thing	5
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1115	pail	5
#36	palm frond	635
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#935	pants of the Slug Lord	3
#190	panty raider camouflage	9
#987	papaya	1
#309	papaya sling	4
#353	papaya slung	4
#220	papaya taco	8
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#153	party hat	24
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#340	pat-a-cake pendant	3
#503	patchouli incense stick	16
#156	patent antipsychotics	4
#92	peace-sign necklace	6
#1276	penguin skin	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#502	perforated battle paddle	2
#473	perpendicular hula	1
#106	petrified noodles	1
#546	phat turquoise bead	5
#143	phat turquoise bracelet	4
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#253	vial of patchouli oil	2
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#792	white Canadian	1
#222	white Xanadian	1
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#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
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Wow, that's 13,631 items total!

what items are this player missing?