Museum :: Ceelgohsplatt

Ceelgohsplatt

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#533	1-ball	8
#67	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	197
#542	2-ball	7
#771	3-ball	4
#212	30669 scroll	51
#121	33398 scroll	201
#184	334 scroll	37
#509	4-ball	8
#581	5-ball	6
#785	6-ball	4
#60	668 scroll	31
#99	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	45
#800	7-ball	4
#544	8-ball	39
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#311	Amulet of Yendor	75
#672	Angry Farmer candy	93
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#332	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	32
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#540	Black No. 2	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#887	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#147	Boris's key lime pie	9
#81	Boris's ring	16
#1676	Boss Bat bling	1
#863	Boss Bat britches	16
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#328	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	23
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#46	Cerebral Crossbow	8
#113	Cherry Cloaca Cola	17
#1730	Cloaca grenade	1
#946	Cloaca-Cola	16
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#759	Codpiece of the Goblin King	10
#287	Cold Hots candy	26
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1451	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#425	Crimboween memo	23
#947	Crown of the Goblin King	26
#774	Daffy Taffy	35
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#135	Disco Banjo	4
#184	Divine	4
#115	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	51
#25	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	815
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#277	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	34
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#1087	Drowsy Sword	12
#123	Dyspepsi-Cola	624
#772	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#76	El Vibrato power sphere	22
#145	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	25
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#78	Elmley shades	15
#123	Ent cider	119
#275	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	38
#180	Feynman gate	66
#108	Frat Army FGF	65
#143	Gaia beads	32
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#164	Genalen™ Bottle	18
#603	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#99	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#131	Gnollish flyswatter	25
#126	Gnollish pie server	16
#163	Gnollish pie tin	31
#116	Gnollish plunger	25
#124	Gnollish slotted spoon	17
#395	Gnollish toolbox	8
#738	Goodfella contract	8
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#108	Hippy Army MPE	118
#47	Iiti Kitty phone charm	167
#326	Imp Ale	621
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#184	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
#192	Jolly Roger charrrm	24
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#334	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	27
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#181	Knob Goblin elite helm	33
#227	Knob Goblin elite pants	27
#277	Knob Goblin elite polearm	19
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#157	Knob Goblin firecracker	156
#133	Knob Goblin harem pants	47
#122	Knob Goblin harem veil	51
#91	Knob Goblin love potion	218
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#194	Knob Goblin melon baller	14
#361	Knob Goblin pants	27
#199	Knob Goblin perfume	18
#348	Knob Goblin scimitar	30
#322	Knob Goblin seltzer	44
#228	Knob Goblin spatula	56
#122	Knob Goblin steroids	121
#34	Knob Goblin stink bomb	53
#174	Knob Goblin superseltzer	53
#366	Knob Goblin tongs	30
#237	Knob Goblin visor	28
#319	Knob mushroom	21
#300	Knob sausage	14
#72	Knob sausage stir-fry	4
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#186	Knoll mushroom	77
#193	Knoll shroomkabob	8
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#121	Lockenstock™ sandals	41
#1650	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	12
#342	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	24
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#44	Mace of the Tortoise	11
#306	Mad Train wine	342
#162	Mae West	7
#34	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	240
#238	Manetwich	3
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#202	Meat detector	3
#143	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	67
#361	Meleegra™ pills	26
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#444	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	86
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#113	Mob Penguin cellular phone	194
#203	Mob Penguin protection contract	20
#163	Mohawk wig	80
#76	Monstar energy beverage	181
#759	Mountain Stream soda	6
#399	Mr. Mediocrebar	139
#158	ND	1
#88	NG	21
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#312	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#122	Orcish baseball cap	39
#117	Orcish cargo shorts	35
#190	Orcish frat-paddle	19
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#58	PADL Phone	339
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#107	Pine-Fresh air freshener	35
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#192	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	6
#215	Ram's Face Lager	198
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#378	Rock Pops	135
#110	Rock and Roll Legend	20
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#2544	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#72	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	16
#192	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#98	Spam Witch sammich	688
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#971	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	4
#364	Supernova Champagne	10
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#157	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	558
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#323	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	8
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
#102	Trollhouse cookies	602
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2404	Valentine	1
#174	WA	2
#143	Wand of Nagamar	40
#487	Warm Subject gift certificate	80
#157	White Citadel burger	20
#132	White Citadel fries	11
#536	Wint-O-Fresh mint	20
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#511	Yummy Tummy bean	393
#659	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#212	a little sump'm sump'm	14
#265	abominable snowcone	66
#504	accidental cider	1
#184	acid-squirting flower	25
#196	acoustic guitarrr	21
#460	adder bladder	10
#399	all-purpose cleaner	9
#204	amulet of extreme plot significance	83
#39	ancient Magi-Wipes	656
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#456	ancient frozen dinner	3
#45	ancient protein powder	283
#194	ancient spice	13
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#372	ancient vinyl coin purse	7
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#217	ant agonist	15
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#372	anti-anti-antidote	4
#602	anticheese	5
#81	antique greaves	141
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#77	antique helmet	146
#80	antique shield	143
#80	antique spear	154
#163	around the world	17
#176	arrrgyle socks	16
#274	asbestos apron	3
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#153	asbestos ore	58
#119	asbestos staff	5
#224	asbestos sword	3
#673	asparagus knife	5
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#535	astral mushroom	13
#26	astronaut pants	240
#380	atomic vector plotter	10
#106	automatic catapult	1
#708	awful poetry journal	77
#48	bätzle	87
#620	baby killer bee	15
#2045	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#22	baconstone ring	11
#1380	badass belt	40
#403	bag of Cheat-Os	18
#331	bag of airline peanuts	91
#753	bag of lard	1
#550	ball	11
#305	balloon helmet	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#311	balloon sword	1
#317	ballroom blintz	9
#83	banjo strings	7
#355	bar skin	30
#122	bar whip	1
#200	barbed-wire fence	35
#683	barrrnacle	20
#245	barskin hat	2
#256	baseball	23
#298	bat guano	44
#195	bat wing	97
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#141	batblade	32
#245	batgut	131
#105	battered hubcap	6
#243	beach glass bead	18
#140	bean burrito	9
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#132	beer bomb	363
#61	beer bong	94
#59	beer helmet	184
#206	beer lens	13
#107	beertini	21
#110	begpwnia	76
#64	bejeweled pledge pin	175
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#345	bi-lateral logic compressor	10
#205	big bad voodoo mask	3
#191	big red clown nose	44
#258	bilge wine	78
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1207	bit of clingfilm	2
#270	bit-o-cactus	12
#590	black & tan	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#534	black greaves	2
#469	black helmet	3
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#426	black pension check	5
#577	black pepper	1
#277	black picnic basket	5
#92	black pixel	554
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#632	black pudding	1
#523	black shield	2
#509	black snake skin	7
#314	black snowcone	11
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#436	black sword	4
#639	blackberry	5
#492	bloody beer	14
#151	bloody clown pants	54
#142	bloody mary	16
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#392	blue pixel	156
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#213	blue snowcone	90
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#78	bone rattle	40
#92	booty chest charrrm	123
#354	borg sock monkey	5
#81	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	135
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#22	bottle of Pinot Renoir	124
#162	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	6
#170	bottle of alcohol	27
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#194	bottle of gin	144
#1391	bottle of goofballs	17
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#270	bottle of rum	246
#108	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	9
#224	bottle of tequila	146
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#254	bottle of vodka	98
#125	bottle of whiskey	473
#53	bottle opener belt buckle	117
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#314	bowl of cottage cheese	76
#149	box	108
#6716	box of sunshine	2
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#216	boxed wine	138
#128	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	29
#248	brainy skull	1
#174	brass stinger	3
#515	brick	75
#238	briefcase	36
#657	brine	27
#314	broken skull	62
#64	broken sword	103
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#238	bronzed locust	10
#420	brown sugar cane	6
#13	bubblewrap ore	2,095
#226	bubbly potion	75
#706	buckyball	6
#148	bugbear beanie	57
#231	bugbear bungguard	27
#109	bullet-proof corduroys	84
#172	bum cheek	120
#666	bunch of bananas	3
#208	bunch of square grapes	22
#289	buoybottoms	2
#318	cactus fruit	5
#106	calavera concertina	2
#228	calle de miel	7
#1438	can of Binarrrca	3
#184	can of Red Minotaur	25
#185	can of Swiller	24
#546	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#364	can of spinach	6
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#179	candied kobold	18
#491	candied yams	19
#833	candy cane	44
#229	cannonball charrrm	31
#45	canopic jar	453
#168	capacitor relay	79
#1389	carbon nanotube frame	4
#55	carbonated soy milk	170
#194	carbonated water lily	35
#331	cardboard katana	1
#6	cardboard ore	3,396
#143	cardboard wakizashi	23
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#167	carob chunks	53
#140	casino pass	28
#183	cast	153
#194	cat appendix	26
#191	catgut	56
#109	catskin buckler	1
#316	centipede eggs	9
#763	chaos butterfly	95
#106	charrrm bracelet	2
#871	cheap plastic bottle opener	7
#83	chef skull	1
#302	chef's hat	33
#73	cherry	207
#239	chewing gum on a string	70
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#116	chisel	1
#74	chloroform rag	71
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#164	chopsticks	32
#384	chorizo brownies	4
#281	chorizo taco	14
#155	chrome crossbow	5
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#160	chrome ore	44
#203	chrome staff	3
#178	chrome sword	5
#110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	99
#228	clay peace-sign bead	20
#218	cloudy potion	76
#314	clown hammer	91
#160	clown shoes	23
#204	clown skin	40
#185	clown wig	1
#84	clownskin belt	5
#1026	club necklace	7
#201	cocktail napkin	30
#124	cocoa eggshell fragment	719
#383	coconut shell	107
#139	coffin lid	12
#283	cog	106
#113	cold ninja mask	37
#234	cold nuggets	5
#229	cold powder	2
#184	cold wad	11
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#121	commemorative war stein	692
#124	communications windchimes	131
#353	computronic processing unit	10
#275	concentrated magicalness pill	7
#424	cool mushroom	5
#281	cool whip	14
#248	copper ha'penny charrrm	28
#389	corn holder	2
#265	cornuthaum	26
#1823	corpse on the beach	1
#1184	corpsedriver	3
#1812	corpsetini	1
#138	cracker	1
#163	cranberries	221
#473	crazy little Turkish delight	16
#425	cream stout	3
#426	creamsicle	3
#102	crowbarrr	26
#216	cruelty-free wine	12
#403	curmudgel	1
#345	cyborg doll	5
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#169	dance card	13
#230	dark potion	72
#240	dead guy's watch	34
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#166	decorative fountain	66
#311	defective skull	79
#379	dehydrated caviar	9
#61	delicious noodles	96
#231	demon skin	63
#374	denim axe	1
#566	dense meat stack	48
#104	deodorant	38
#110	depantsing bomb	60
#384	desiccated apricot	11
#153	detective skull	1
#1595	diamond necklace	4
#204	diamond-studded cane	37
#133	didgeridooka	57
#130	digital key lime pie	10
#819	dill	37
#394	dire fudgesicle	2
#180	dirty hobo gloves	151
#190	disassembled clover	607
#639	disco ball	39
#670	disco mask	30
#203	disease	87
#308	disembodied brain	11
#187	disembodied smile	2
#210	disintegrating quill pen	45
#119	disintegrating sheet music	75
#139	disintegrating spiky collar	3
#384	displaced fish	9
#52	distressed denim pants	166
#813	disturbing fanfic	61
#200	doll house	29
#48	dollhive	167
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#80	dope wheels	18
#395	double daisy	1
#202	drab sonata	28
#61	draggin' ball hat	206
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#282	dried face	12
#332	drum machine	13
#152	dry noodles	1,209
#336	drywall axe	39
#140	ducha de oro	13
#81	duck-on-a-string	22
#733	duct tape	37
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#163	dusty bottle of Marsala	136
#214	dusty bottle of Merlot	116
#180	dusty bottle of Muscat	128
#173	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	138
#170	dusty bottle of Port	155
#134	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	163
#206	dwarf bread	23
#146	eXtreme mittens	36
#177	eXtreme scarf	23
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#235	effervescent potion	71
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#405	eggnog	43
#308	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	40
#870	empty blowgun	1
#160	empty meat tank	26
#205	enchanted barbell	10
#603	enchanted bean	1
#62	enchanted bean burrito	20
#64	enchanted brass knuckles	3
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#355	encoder ring	50
#59	energy drink IV	103
#248	ennui-flavored potato chips	208
#204	enormous belt buckle	18
#216	enormous hoop earring	6
#237	escargotsicle	1
#143	evil golden arch	99
#276	evil golden arches	2
#205	evil googly eye	24
#67	evil teddy bear	206
#76	exploding hacky-sack	46
#331	explosion-flavored chewing gum	88
#178	extra-spicy bloody mary	21
#121	extra-strength strongness elixir	18
#901	eye of newt	2
#80	eye-pod	7
#177	eyepatch	60
#73	f3d0r4	201
#330	facsimile dictionary	32
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#372	fake blood	3
#423	fake fake vomit	77
#354	fake hand	80
#94	false eyelashes	6
#22	fancy ball mask	7
#148	fancy bath salts	148
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#602	fancy dress ball	20
#77	fancy seashell necklace	452
#929	fat stacks of cash	4
#77	felt	79
#136	fermenting powder	41
#114	ferret bait	164
#387	fetid feather	17
#68	fettucini Inconnu	21
#197	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	13
#155	filthy corduroys	72
#150	filthy knitted dread sack	67
#202	filthy pestle	14
#71	filthy poultice	203
#338	fine wine	17
#382	fire	15
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#154	fire poi	28
#222	fish-liver oil	70
#245	fizzy potion	65
#217	flaming crutch	38
#314	flaming feather	33
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#9	flaming pink shirt	1
#72	flaming talons	210
#427	flange	4
#136	flaregun	116
#206	flashing novelty button	5
#90	flat dough	106
#272	flirtatious feather	24
#123	floorboard cruft	8
#112	flowing hippy skirt	10
#344	flute of flat champagne	19
#196	foolscap fool's cap	17
#46	frat brats	25
#282	fricasseed brains	3
#365	frightful feather	20
#236	frigid mote	3
#163	frigid ninja stars	303
#201	frilly skirt	24
#252	frozen feather	43
#479	frozen mushroom	4
#110	frozen nunchaku	36
#323	fruitcake	68
#128	funky dried mushroom	101
#39	furniture dolly	94
#570	furry fur	86
#102	furry pants	9
#487	fuzzbump	2
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#291	ga-ga radio	8
#99	gas balloon	123
#41	gauze garter	818
#687	ghost cucumber	65
#157	ghuol ears	125
#251	ghuol egg	91
#557	ghuol egg quiche	1
#242	ghuol guolash	42
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#25	giant book of ancient carols	7
#814	giant discarded bottlecap	5
#367	giant discarded plastic fork	27
#535	giant discarded torn-up glove	8
#54	giant foam finger	108
#203	giant moxie weed	17
#70	giant needle	1,525
#493	giant pinky ring	30
#167	gimlet	4
#501	gingerbread bugbear	47
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#40	glass of goat's milk	326
#479	gloomy black mushroom	6
#136	glowing red eye	157
#210	gnatwing	30
#660	gnauga hide	2
#78	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	13
#123	gnoll lips	33
#183	gnoll teeth	26
#87	goat beard	112
#106	goat cheese	382
#130	goat cheese pizza	106
#112	goatskin umbrella	16
#164	gob of wet hair	191
#185	gold lamé pants	4
#693	golden ring	40
#45	googly eye	279
#575	goth kid t-shirt	5
#64	gr8ps	142
#110	grapefruit	131
#95	grapes	145
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#144	grave robbing shovel	14
#766	green beer	13
#48	green candy heart	795
#1006	green glowstick	1
#433	green pixel	105
#77	green smoke bomb	39
#151	green snowcone	159
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#268	green-frosted astral cupcake	4
#273	gremlin juice	7
#547	grog	1
#333	grouchy restless spirit	38
#756	grue egg	35
#338	grumpy old man charrrm	7
#224	grungy bandana	4
#238	guitar pick	16
#469	guy made of bee pollen	5
#513	gyroscope	5
#297	hair spray	21
#121	half-orchid	55
#246	halfberd	2
#1933	hamethyst	2
#164	hamethyst necklace	3
#76	handful of drink tickets	5
#507	handful of hand chalk	39
#237	handful of moss	19
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#229	handful of sand	87
#328	handful of sawdust	13
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#253	vial of patchouli oil	2
#200	vibrating cyborg knife	17
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#605	vinegar	64
#236	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	70
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#121	vodka and cranberry	20
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#263	vorpal blade	28
#126	wad of dough	624
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#480	walrus-tusk earring	2
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#43	war tongs	101
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#66	white candy heart	829
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#385	whoopie cushion	84
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#186	witty rapier	27
#98	wolf mask	567
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#46	wooden block	69
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#151	wussiness potion	127
#308	x-ray specs	72
#48	yellow brick road	36
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#392	yellow snowcone	89
#708	yeti fur	89
#289	yo	33
#69	yo-yo	445
#167	yohohoyo	19

Wow, that's 153,597 items total!

what items are this player missing?