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| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #773 | Daffy Taffy | 35 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #510 | Gaia beads | 2 |
| #396 | Genalen™ Bottle | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #480 | Hippy Army MPE | 3 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #916 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5 |
| #401 | Knob Goblin love potion | 26 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #443 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 2 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #421 | Mad Train wine | 233 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1320 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 28 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1498 | Rock Pops | 22 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #833 | beer bomb | 4 |
| #316 | big boom | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #99 | black velvet box | 8 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #495 | bullet-proof corduroys | 2 |
| #306 | bum cheek | 62 |
| #275 | bungle in the jungle | 3 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #711 | chaos butterfly | 105 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #430 | communications windchimes | 9 |
| #568 | crazy little Turkish delight | 10 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #339 | dirty hobo gloves | 69 |
| #889 | disturbing fanfic | 48 |
| #191 | eyedrops of the ermine | 2 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #488 | ferret bait | 6 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #565 | funky dried mushroom | 5 |
| #515 | furry fur | 104 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green pixel | 100,000 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #480 | hippy protest button | 2 |
| #29 | hot date | 1,405 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #608 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 114 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #888 | killing feather | 45 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #748 | little paper umbrella | 20 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #746 | monomolecular yo-yo | 53 |
| #22 | mushroom pizza | 200 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #526 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #119 | ovoid leather thing | 82 |
| #40 | party hat | 670 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #598 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #377 | reinforced beaded headband | 6 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2585 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #392 | round purple sunglasses | 8 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #486 | strawberry | 20 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #749 | stuffed gray blob | 33 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #47 | stunt nuts | 213 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #389 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #657 | water pipe bomb | 18 |
| #330 | wicker shield | 6 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |