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| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #773 | Daffy Taffy | 35 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1039 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #512 | Gaia beads | 2 |
| #397 | Genalen™ Bottle | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #480 | Hippy Army MPE | 3 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #916 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5 |
| #403 | Knob Goblin love potion | 26 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #445 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 2 |
| #1652 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #423 | Mad Train wine | 233 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1318 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 28 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1496 | Rock Pops | 22 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #3120 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #501 | banana peel | 3 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #836 | beer bomb | 4 |
| #317 | big boom | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #99 | black velvet box | 8 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #496 | bullet-proof corduroys | 2 |
| #307 | bum cheek | 62 |
| #277 | bungle in the jungle | 3 |
| #951 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #712 | chaos butterfly | 105 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #432 | communications windchimes | 9 |
| #568 | crazy little Turkish delight | 10 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #339 | dirty hobo gloves | 69 |
| #889 | disturbing fanfic | 48 |
| #192 | eyedrops of the ermine | 2 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #489 | ferret bait | 6 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #566 | funky dried mushroom | 5 |
| #515 | furry fur | 104 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #589 | golden ring | 41 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green pixel | 100,000 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2397 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #482 | hippy protest button | 2 |
| #30 | hot date | 1,405 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #609 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 114 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #887 | killing feather | 45 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #759 | little paper umbrella | 20 |
| #280 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #747 | monomolecular yo-yo | 53 |
| #22 | mushroom pizza | 200 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1036 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #530 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1335 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #739 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #119 | ovoid leather thing | 82 |
| #39 | party hat | 670 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #860 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #601 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #379 | reinforced beaded headband | 6 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2583 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #394 | round purple sunglasses | 8 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1165 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #486 | strawberry | 20 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #749 | stuffed gray blob | 33 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #2474 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #49 | stunt nuts | 213 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #370 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #388 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #658 | water pipe bomb | 18 |
| #332 | wicker shield | 6 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |