Museum :: Knitbone

Knitbone

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#574	1-ball	7
#132	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	96
#350	2-ball	13
#675	3-ball	5
#890	30669 scroll	2
#321	33398 scroll	62
#934	334 scroll	1
#108	37x37x37 puzzle cube	34
#747	4-ball	4
#141	4-d camera	1
#164	4-dimensional guitar	13
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#51	5-Alarm Saucepan	8
#503	5-ball	8
#520	6-ball	8
#190	64067 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#174	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	21
#526	7-ball	8
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#36	ASCII shirt	105
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#34	Ankh of Badahnkadh	17
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#142	Atomic Comic	3
🥈	Atomic Pop	3,800
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#37	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	17
#22	BGE pocket calendar	16
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#85	BGE tiny plastic toy	10
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#454	BRICKO brick	4
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#93	BRICKO eye brick	929
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#92	Ben-Gal™ Balm	25
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#112	Blackfly Chardonnay	73
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#158	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#473	Blood Light	4
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#125	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#503	Bonerdagon necklace	23
#35	Bonestabber	1
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#68	Bright Water	1
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#118	CRIMBCO mug	126
#1162	CRIMBCO scrip	35
#30	CRIMBCO wine	154
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#69	CSA all-purpose soap	76
#87	CSA bravery badge	79
#177	CSA cheerfulness ration	6
#225	CSA discount card	1
#227	CSA fire-starting kit	51
#120	CSA obedience grenade	26
#99	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	79
#96	Camp Scout pup tent	78
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#24	Coily™	3
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#202	Cold Hots candy	51
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#47	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	35
#164	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#53	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	31
#125	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	38
#523	Crimbo candied pecan	20
#568	Crimbo fudge	18
#578	Crimbo peppermint bark	17
#437	Crimbo pie	4
#32	Crimbo wreath	12
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2809	Crimbuck	6
#888	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#1535	Drowsy Sword	6
#1228	Dyspepsi-Cola	22
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	7
#183	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	5
#120	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	8
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#130	Elvish delight	2
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#370	Frat Army FGF	4
#140	Frogade	3
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#70	GOTO	17
#88	Gaia beads	59
#179	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#47	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	36
#88	Gin Mint	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#711	Goodfella contract	10
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#457	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#149	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#142	Hell ramen	43
#282	Hippy Army MPE	18
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#64	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#211	Hollandaise helmet	26
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#13	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1,337
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#364	Imp Ale	522
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#20	Interview With You (a Vampire)	21
#410	Iron Beta of Industry	19
#142	Jack-in-the-box	36
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#148	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	17
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#81	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1013	Knob Goblin firecracker	3
#190	Knob Goblin harem pants	28
#178	Knob Goblin harem veil	29
#654	Knob Goblin love potion	8
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#263	Knob Goblin pants	53
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#246	Knob Goblin scimitar	57
#588	Knob Goblin seltzer	8
#630	Knob Goblin steroids	6
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#222	Knob Goblin tongs	83
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#191	Knob mushroom	66
#238	Knob nuts	1
#443	Knob sausage	5
#88	Knob stuffed shells	26
#103	Knoll mushroom	134
#193	Knoll shroomkabob	8
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#199	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#77	Li'l Businessman Kit	4
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#87	Lockenstock™ sandals	73
#931	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	28
#187	Lucky Surprise Egg	47
#64	Lumineux Limnio	2
#216	MSG	1
#23	Mace of the Tortoise	21
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#143	Manetwich	6
#103	Mariner's Friend cough drops	8
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#97	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	28
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#41	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
#336	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	15
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#113	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#102	Mer-kin hookspear	5
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#278	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#514	Microplushie: Bropane	16
#514	Microplushie: Dorkonide	5
#628	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	4
#409	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	5
#438	Microplushie: Gothochondria	16
#543	Microplushie: Hippylase	15
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#526	Microplushie: Hobomosome	8
#473	Microplushie: Otakulone	23
#383	Microplushie: Raverdrine	17
#395	Microplushie: Sororitrate	22
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#267	Monstar energy beverage	21
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#142	Mr. Haggis	12
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#69	Muschat	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#303	NG	2
#84	NPZR chemistry set	81
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#538	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	10
#330	Nightstalker perfume	4
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#33	Nuclear Blastball	123
#103	Oil of Parrrlay	35
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#29	PVC staff	1
#203	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	12
#103	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	11
#117	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	6
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	12
#96	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	12
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	9
#230	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	9
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#125	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	10
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	13
#60	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	9
#124	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	14
#152	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	12
#198	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	10
#150	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	12
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#63	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	25
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#418	Ram's Face Lager	50
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#60	Red Rover BB gun	55
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#103	Rock and Roll Legend	22
#114	Russian Ice	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#195	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#240	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#33	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	2
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#54	Schrödinger's thermos	836
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#98	Shivering Chèvre	41
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#70	Small Medium	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#20	Snow Suit	1
#870	Spam Witch sammich	6
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#47	Spooky Surprise Egg	354
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#128	Summer Nights	7
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#15	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	21
#403	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	32
#319	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	45
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#372	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	36
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#401	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	8
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#52	Temps Tempranillo	5
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#64	The Bomb	2
#92	The Cooler Out of Space	30
#158	The Joy of Wassailing	18
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#101	The Ring	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#118	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	22
#92	Tiger-lily's milk	34
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#345	Trollhouse cookies	107
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#100	Ultracolor™ shirt	3
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#13	Ur-Donut	54
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#286	Wand of Nagamar	20
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#907	Warm Subject gift certificate	5
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#13	Wolfman Nardz	139
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#134	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#54	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	713
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#117	Ze™ goggles	35
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#61	Zombo's shield	2
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#23	Zombo's skull ring	2
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#112	a butt tuba	15
#48	a cute angel	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#503	accidental cider	1
#258	acid-squirting flower	14
#272	acoustic guitarrr	14
#121	actual reality goggles	15
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#98	airblaster gun	24
#91	albatross necklace	1
#178	all-purpose cleaner	55
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#305	alphabet gum	5
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#114	ammonite fossil	54
#561	amulet of extreme plot significance	17
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#205	annoying pitchfork	13
#631	ant agonist	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#142	ant hoe	3
#167	ant pick	2
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#103	ant rake	5
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#520	anticheese	7
#117	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	13
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#323	antique greaves	20
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#341	antique helmet	19
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#716	antique record album	2
#287	antique shield	28
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#320	antique spear	22
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#485	armgun	1
#52	arrowgram	137
#316	arrrgyle socks	8
#433	asbestos apron	1
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#110	asbestos crossbow string	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#152	asbestos staff	4
#224	asbestos sword	3
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#789	asparagus knife	3
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#1245	awful poetry journal	13
#183	babycakes	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#1308	baconstone	5
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#85	bad-ass club	2
#1847	badass belt	29
#105	badass pie	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#107	bag of GORF	69
#113	bag of GORP	79
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#61	bag of many confections	11
#430	balaclava	1
#339	balaclava baklava	7
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#93	watered-down Red Minotaur	23
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#120	weremoose spit	3
#130	wet venom duct	2
#181	whalebone corset	3
#437	whisker pencil	4
#515	whiskey and cola	2
#347	whiskey sour	5
#461	white Canadian	5
#27	white Xanadian	27
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#1160	white candy heart	1
#398	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
#500	white chocolate chip cookies	4
#789	white chocolate chips	3
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#414	white lightning	21
#640	white satin pants	2
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#690	white sword	2
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#35	willyweed	99
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#313	wind-up meatcar	38
#130	wine-soaked bone chips	8
#94	wings of fire	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#539	wolf mask	22
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#191	wooden figurine	1
#425	wooden stakes	5
#596	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#94	world's smallest violin	10
#137	worn tophat	18
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#325	wrench bracelet	10
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#599	wussiness potion	11
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#361	yo-yo	88
#256	yohohoyo	10
#35	your own black heart	97
#35	yummy death watch beetle	136

Wow, that's 90,870 items total!

what items are this player missing?