Museum :: Soba Rigatoni

Soba Rigatoni

Rank	Item	Quantity
#86	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#94	"KICK ME" sign	3
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#45	"meat" stick	45
#48	1-ball	204
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#48	2-ball	189
#51	3-ball	187
#795	30669 scroll	3
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#522	334 scroll	7
#71	37x37x37 puzzle cube	78
#54	4-ball	184
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#44	5-ball	194
#47	6-ball	191
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#49	7-ball	211
#70	8-ball	872
#79	8-bit banana	1
#45	9-ball	64
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#71	ASCII fu manchu	4
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#138	Ancient Protector Soda	2
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1714	Angry Farmer candy	5
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#405	BURT	48
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#911	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#63	Battlie Light Saver	28
#109	Beach Buck	41
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#173	Blackfly Chardonnay	30
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#75	Bowlet	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#60	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#540	Chroner	2
#14	Chroner cross	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#164	Coinspiracy	2
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#353	Cold Hots candy	17
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#164	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#99	Cosmic Calorie	319
#45	Cracklin' Oat Bran	20
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#822	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#20	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#257	Crimbo Factory surprise box	9
#1237	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#1271	Crimbo fudge	2
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#483	Crimbo salad	2
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#135	Crimbonium fuel rod	15
#295	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	7
#121	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	4
#130	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	3
#64	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	9
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#116	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#118	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#60	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#118	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	4
#358	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#40	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	13
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#351	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4
#206	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	6
#102	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#332	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#56	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	9
#114	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#311	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	6
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#250	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
#126	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	4
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#2099	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#56	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#104	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#313	Divine	1
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#58	Dump Truck	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#183	Dust bunny	2
#17	Dweebisol™ inhaler	94
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#31	Elmley shades	40
#32	Enchanted Flyswatter	24
#28	Enchanted Plunger	24
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#139	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#145	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#40	Fitspiration™ poster	69
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#77	Flaskfull of Hollow	62
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#169	Friendliness Beverage	32
#57	Frigid Northern Beans	2
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#58	Fu Manchu Wax	8
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#32	Fun-Guy spore	12
#167	FunFunds™	1
#178	GOTO	1
#31	Gaia beads	172
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#55	Gearhead Goo	16
#91	Genalen™ Bottle	52
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#55	Ghost Dog Chow	2
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#36	Gnollish Crossdress	23
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#536	Goodfella contract	29
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#52	Greek fire	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#77	Green Giant	1
#112	Green Manalishi	8
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#96	Groll doll	3
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#114	Helm of the Scream Emperor	4
#39	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#111	How to Avoid Scams	2
#25	Ice Island Long Tea	18
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#59	Iceberglar scarf	11
#100	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	41
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#94	Illuminati earpiece	2
#578	Imp Ale	215
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#128	Jack-in-the-box	41
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#666	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	7
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#15	Junk-Bond	15
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#40	Keese berry	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#46	Knob Goblin Mutagen	66
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#115	Knob Goblin firecracker	226
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#299	Knob Goblin love potion	44
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#525	Knob Goblin pants	13
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#89	LCD game: Burger Belt	5
#78	LCD game: Food Eater	10
#85	LCD game: Garbage River	6
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#116	LOV Entrance Pass	1
#52	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#24	Lemonade-235	1
#101	Leonard's glasses	2
#23	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	94
#90	Li'l Businessman Kit	3
#45	License To Kill	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#69	Lockenstock™ sandals	93
#39	Lollipop Drop	2
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#226	Mad Train wine	485
#308	Mae West	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#86	Mansquito's blood	1
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#202	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#26	Meat maid	16
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#160	Meleegra™ pills	70
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#91	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#73	Meteorite-Ade	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#112	Microplushie: Bropane	118
#118	Microplushie: Dorkonide	38
#116	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	49
#112	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	26
#110	Microplushie: Gothochondria	93
#100	Microplushie: Hippylase	146
#151	Microplushie: Hipsterine	9
#139	Microplushie: Hobomosome	51
#107	Microplushie: Otakulone	147
#117	Microplushie: Raverdrine	76
#121	Microplushie: Sororitrate	96
#82	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	2
#287	Milk Studs	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#33	Missing Eye Simulation Device	27
#297	Misty Cape	3
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#321	Misty Robe	2
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#782	Mohawk wig	3
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#120	Moonds	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#104	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
#225	Mr. Haggis	2
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#90	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#35	Nadsat berry	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#350	New Zealand iced tea	2
#356	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#766	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#61	O	1
#69	O'RLY manual	34
#66	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	10
#26	Oh, the Humanitini	11
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#56	Osk'r Chow	15
#145	P.B.L.T.	1
#50	PADL Phone	388
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#31	Pastaco shell	1
#89	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#177	Piddles	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#22	Poké-Gro fertilizer	44
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	12
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	15
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#206	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	7
#244	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	6
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#169	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	11
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#106	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	11
#101	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	16
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#79	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	18
#174	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	11
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	12
#170	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	11
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#168	Professor What T-Shirt	3
#23	Psychotic Train wine	103
#79	Purple Beast energy drink	2
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#61	Radberry Rip wine cooler	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#58	Red Army camouflage kit	23
#53	Red Balloon of Valor	4
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#15	Redeye™ Eyedrops	102
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#87	Rogue Windmill Rouge	2
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#98	Rubee™	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#86	SMOOCH soda	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#111	Sacramento wine	1
#305	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#77	Scuba Snack	4
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#105	Shivering Chèvre	36
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#68	Shrubble Bubble	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#34	Sitrep berry	2
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#51	Skullery Maid's Knee	41
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#89	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#65	Smart Bone Dust	9
#37	Snarf berry	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#85	Source essence	1
#21	Source shades	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#65	Spacegate Research	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#41	Spechunky bar	3
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#51	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	4
#62	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	2
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#505	tiny plastic taco cat	14
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#62	tiny plastic the Free Man	26
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#1087	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
#510	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	14
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#358	tiny plastic whitesnake	19
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#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
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#42	tiny shaker of salt	33
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#52	tiny top hat and cane	1
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#55	una poca de gracia	25
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#68	unremarkable duffel bag	1
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#147	vampire chowder	2
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#369	warbear beeping telegram	2
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#46	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	25
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
#167	willyweed	2
#14	wind-up Whatsian robot	56
#655	wind-up chattering teeth	46
#12	wind-up ensign	50
#14	wind-up navigation droid	43
#17	wind-up owl	51
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#29	woimbook	1
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#176	yak anorak	1
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#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
#1665	yeti fur	2
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#194	yule gruel	1
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#47	zombie hollandaise	49

Wow, that's 65,369 items total!

what items are this player missing?