Soba Rigatoni missing items
In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 6,356 short.
- Franken Stein
- "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
- "Humorous" T-shirt
- "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
- "caramel" orange
- "honey" dipper
- 'Villa' document
- 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign
- 1 Meat
- 1,970 carat gold
- 1.21 jigawatts
- 1/6th Pound Cake
- 100-Watt bulb
- 11-leaf clover
- 17-ball
- 18-picohertz resonator crystal
- 20-lb can of rice and beans
- 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- 25-meat staff
- 4-d camera
- 4-dimensional fez
- 5-Alarm Saucepan
- 5-hour acrimony
- 64067 scroll
- 668 scroll
- 7-inch discus
- 8-billed baseball cap
- 99.44% pure math
- A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
- A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
- A Guide to Burning Leaves
- A Guide to Safari
- A Light that Never Goes Out
- A. W. O. L. commendation
- Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
- Abyssal ember
- Accordion of Jordion
- Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
- Admiral's hat
- Adventurer bobblehead
- Adventurer's Kit
- Aerheads
- Affirmation Cookie
- Afternoon Delight
- Agent Mauve
- Aggressive Carrot
- Agitated Turkey
- Aiolion
- Alexy sauce
- Alice's Army Alchemist
- Alice's Army Bowman
- Alice's Army Coward
- Alice's Army Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
- Alice's Army Foil Bowman
- Alice's Army Foil Cleric
- Alice's Army Foil Coward
- Alice's Army Foil Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Guard
- Alice's Army Foil Halberder
- Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
- Alice's Army Foil Horseman
- Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
- Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
- Alice's Army Foil Martyr
- Alice's Army Foil Ninja
- Alice's Army Foil Nurse
- Alice's Army Foil Page
- Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Foil Sniper
- Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
- Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
- Alice's Army Foil Wallman
- Alice's Army Foil tattoo
- Alice's Army Guard
- Alice's Army Halberder
- Alice's Army Hammerman
- Alice's Army Horseman
- Alice's Army Lanceman
- Alice's Army Mad Bomber
- Alice's Army Martyr
- Alice's Army Ninja
- Alice's Army Nurse
- Alice's Army Page
- Alice's Army Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Sniper
- Alice's Army Spearsman
- Alice's Army Swordsman
- Alice's Army Wallman
- Alice's Army booster box
- Amanitee
- Amnesiac Ale
- Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
- Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
- Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
- Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
- Annual Ascot
- Antagonistic Snowman Kit
- Apathargic Bandersnatch
- Apriling band helmet
- Arr, M80
- Arrow (+1)
- Artist's Butterknife of Regret
- Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
- Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
- Artist's Spatula of Despair
- Artist's Whisk of Misery
- Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
- Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
- Asleep in the Cemetery
- Ass-Stompers of Violence
- Atomic Comic
- Atomic Pop
- Aura Libre
- Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
- AutumnFest ale
- Ax of L'rose
- Aye Aye
- Aye Aye, Captain
- Azurite
- BGE merchandise order form
- BGE pocket calendar
- BGE temporary tattoo
- BGE tiny plastic toy
- BOOtonniere
- BRAINS shorts
- BRICKO airship
- BRICKO bat
- BRICKO cathedral
- BRICKO egg
- BRICKO elephant
- BRICKO gargantuchicken
- BRICKO octopus
- BRICKO ooze
- BRICKO oyster
- BRICKO pearl
- BRICKO pyramid
- BRICKO python
- BRICKO reactor
- BRICKO trunk
- BRICKO turtle
- BRICKO vacuum cleaner
- Bag o' Tricks
- Bal-musette accordion
- Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
- Barney's rake
- Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
- Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
- Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler
- Barulio's bottle
- Bash-ÅŒs boxtop
- Bash-ÅŒs cereal
- Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
- Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
- Bastille Battalion control rig
- Bastille Battalion control rig crate
- Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
- Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
- Batfellow comic
- Beach Comb
- Beach Comb Box
- Bee's Knees
- Belt of Loathing
- Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
- Bettie page
- Bicycle
- Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
- Big Candy's tophat
- Big Punk
- Bigger Bugfinder Blade
- Bird-a-Day calendar
- BitterSweetTarts
- BittyCar HotCar
- BittyCar MeatCar
- BittyCar SoulCar
- Black Bart's Booty
- Black Hole
- Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
- Black and White Apron Meal Kit
- Blizzards I Have Died In
- Blood 'n' Plenty
- Blood Light
- Bloodbath
- Bloody Nora
- Bluzzard
- Boletus Broletus mushroom
- Boltsmann ID badge
- Bone's Farm "wine"
- Bonerdagon necklace
- Book of Old-Timey Carols
- Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
- Boosty Juice
- Boozehounds Anonymous token
- Boris's Helm
- Boris's Helm (askew)
- Boris's beer
- Boris's bread
- Boris's ring
- Boss Bat bling
- Boss Bat britches
- Boss Drops
- Boulevardier cocktail
- Bowl of Infinite Jelly
- Bowl of Scorpions
- Boxing Day Pass
- Boxing Day care package
- Brand of Violence
- Brandonian footlocker key
- Breathitinâ„¢
- Brimstone Beret
- Brimstone Bludgeon
- Brimstone Bracelet
- Brimstone Brooch
- Brimstone Bunker
- Brogre brolo shirt
- Brogre brorts
- Brogre bucket hat
- Bruno's blessing of Mars
- Buddy Bjorn
- Bugbearclaw Donut
- Bugfinder Blade
- Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
- Bulky Buddy Box
- Bustle Hustler
- Buttery Boy
- Buttery Knob
- Byte
- C.B.F.G.
- C.H.U.M. knife
- C.H.U.M. lantern
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
- CRIMBCO lanyard
- CRIMBCO mug
- CRIMBCO scrip
- CRIMBCO wine
- CSA bravery badge
- CSA cheerfulness ration
- CSA discount card
- CSA fire-starting kit
- CSA obedience grenade
- CSA scoutmaster's "water"
- Caipiranha
- Cajun accordion
- Calzone of Legend
- Camp Scout backpack
- Camp Scout pup tent
- Can of Spaghetto
- Can-Can skirt
- Candicaine
- Candy Alexander
- Cantelope
- Caramel
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- Carol of the Bulls (used)
- Carol of the Hells (used)
- Carol of the Thrills (used)
- Carpathian longsword
- Carpricorn
- Cat-Herding Prod
- Caveman Dan's favorite rock
- Celsius 233 (singed)
- Cement Mixer
- Centauri fish wine
- Cerebral Cloche
- Cerebral Culottes
- Chakra Libre
- Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
- Champagne Shimmy
- Charleston Choo-Choo
- Charleston shoes
- Charter: Nellyville
- Chateau Mantegna room key
- Ched
- Chef Boy, R&D's business card
- Cherry Cloaca Cola
- Cheshire Bitten
- Chester's Aquarius medallion
- Chester's bag of candy
- Chester's cutoffs
- Chester's moustache
- Chester's muscle shirt
- Chester's sunglasses
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (on)
- Children's Meal of the Damned
- Chorale of Companionship
- Chori Zo trading card
- Christmas ham
- Chroner trigger
- Chubby and Plump bar
- Churchill
- Cincho de Mayo
- Cinco Mayo Lager
- Clan Carnival Game
- Clan Floundry
- Clan VIP Lounge invitation
- Clan VIP Lounge key
- Clan hot dog stand
- Clan looking glass
- Clan pool table
- Clan shower
- Clan speakeasy
- Clara's bell
- Claybender glasses
- Climate Colada
- Cloaca Cola Polar
- Cloaca grenade
- Cloaca-Cola c-rations
- Cloaca-Cola knapsack
- Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife
- Cobra Bowl
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
- Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration
- Codpiece of the Goblin King
- Coilyâ„¢
- Cold Fang
- Cold One
- Cold Stone of Hatred
- Colera Peste Nebbiolo
- Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
- Comet Drop
- Comet Pop
- Comma Chameleon egg
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
- Congressional Medal of Insanity
- Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara
- Convincing People You Can See The Future
- Counterclockwise Watch
- Covers-Your-Head
- Covert Ops for Kids
- Covert Ops for Kids (used)
- Crazymaker
- Crepes a la Lune
- Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
- Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
- Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
- Crimbo cookie sheet
- Crimbo crystal shards
- Crimbo dinner
- Crimbo dog sweater
- Crimbo food scraps
- Crimbo hat
- Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
- Crimbo pants
- Crimbo pressie
- Crimbo sapling
- Crimbo stocking
- Crimbo stockings
- Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
- Crimbo sword
- Crimbo train emergency brake
- Crimbo training manual
- Crimbo tree flocker
- Crimbo ukulele
- Crimbo wreath
- Crimbojito
- Crimbomination Contraption
- Crimbosmopolitan
- Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision
- Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping
- Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
- Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
- Crimbot battery
- Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
- Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
- Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
- Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
- Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
- Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
- Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
- Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
- Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
- Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
- Crimbough
- Crimbow Rainbo
- Crimboween memo
- Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
- Crimbuccaneer breeches
- Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
- Crimbuccaneer flotsam
- Crimbuccaneer invasion map
- Crimbuccaneer lantern
- Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
- Crimbuccaneer nose ring
- Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
- Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
- Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
- Crimbuccaneer runebone
- Crimbuccaneer shirt
- Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
- Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
- Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
- Crimbuccaneer tricorn
- Crimbuccaneer war standard
- Crimbuccaneer whale oil
- Crimbuck
- Crown of Thrones
- Cursed Punch
- Cycloney
- D roll
- DIY protonic accelerator kit
- DNOTC Box
- Dad's brandy
- Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
- Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
- Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart
- Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
- Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
- Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
- Dark & Starry
- Dark Jill-O-Lantern
- Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
- Das Überkühlraum trading card
- Daylight Shavings Helmet
- Deactivated MiniMechaElf
- Deactivated O. A. F.
- Dear Past Self Package
- Deck of Every Card
- Deep Dish of Legend
- Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce
- Diamond HP-35 Calculator
- Dickory Farms Gift Basket
- Diet Cloaca Cola
- Dinsey Maintenance Manual
- Dinsey tattoo kit
- Dinsey's brain
- Dinsey's glove
- Dinsey's oculus
- Dinsey's pants
- Dinsey's pizza cutter
- Dinsey's radar dish
- Disco Banjo
- Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog
- Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
- Disgeist
- Dish of Clarified Butter
- Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
- Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
- Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment
- Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
- Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent
- Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
- Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum
- Doc's Fortifying Wine
- Doc's Limbering Wine
- Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
- Doc's Miracle Cure
- Doc's Smartifying Wine
- Doc's Special Reserve Wine
- Doll Moll violin case
- Dolphin King's crown
- Dragonscale breastplate
- Dramaticâ„¢ range
- Drapes-You-Regally
- Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
- Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
- Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
- Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
- Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
- Dreadsylvanian grimlet
- Dreadsylvanian hemlock
- Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
- Dreadsylvanian seed pod
- Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
- Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
- Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
- Dreadsylvanian stew
- Dressage
- Drip Institute petri dish
- Drip harness
- Driplet
- Dripwood slab
- Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice
- Drunk Uncles holo-record
- Drunken Astrophysicist
- Drunken Neurologist
- Drunken Philosopher
- Drunkula's bell
- Drunkula's cape
- Drunkula's ring of haze
- Drunkula's silky pants
- Drunkula's wineglass
- Duke Vampire's regal cloak
- Dungeon Fist gauntlet
- Dyspepsi grenade
- Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
- Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
- Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
- EMD holo-record
- Earth and Firewater
- Easter eggnog
- Easter grasshopper
- Ecto-Cooler
- Ed the Undying exhibit crate
- Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- El Vibrato Megadrone
- El Vibrato drone
- El Vibrato energy spear
- El Vibrato helmet
- El Vibrato leg guards
- El Vibrato power sphere
- El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
- El Vibrato restraints
- El Vibrato translator
- El Vibrato trapezoid
- Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
- Eldritch snap
- Electric Punch
- Elf Army machine parts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
- Elf Guard MPC
- Elf Guard SCUBA tank
- Elf Guard broom
- Elf Guard clipboard
- Elf Guard commandeering gloves
- Elf Guard eyedrops
- Elf Guard fuel tank
- Elf Guard hangover cure
- Elf Guard honor present
- Elf Guard hotpants
- Elf Guard insignia (general)
- Elf Guard insignia (private)
- Elf Guard mouthknife
- Elf Guard officer's sidearm
- Elf Guard patrol cap
- Elf Guard payroll bag
- Elf Guard red and white beret
- Elf Guard safety bear
- Elf Guard squirtgun
- Elf Guard strategic map
- Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
- Elf Guard tinsel grenade
- Elf Guard war standard
- Ellsbury's journal
- Ellsbury's journal (used)
- Ellsbury's skull
- Elron's Explosive Etude
- Elvish delight
- Elvish sunglasses
- Elvish underarmor
- Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
- En Una Fila Tequila
- Engorged Sausages and You
- Essence of Annoyance
- Essence of Bear
- Event Horizon
- Everfull Dart Holster
- Extra-slimy Slimosa
- Extrovermectinâ„¢
- Eye Agate
- Eye and a Twist
- FDKOL commendation
- FDKOL fire hose
- FDKOL tattoo
- Fabiotion
- Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor
- Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium
- Fantasma en la Máquina
- FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
- FantasyRealm guest pass
- FantasyRealm key
- FantasyRealm mead
- FantasyRealm membership packet
- FantasyRealm tattoo kit
- FantasyRealm turkey leg
- Fauna Libre
- Faux
- Feliz Navidad
- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
- Fettris
- Feynman gate
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
- Finnish Fish
- Firewater
- First Post shirt - Cir Senam
- First Post shirt package
- Flag by the Footâ„¢
- Flamin' Whatshisname
- Flaming Knob
- Flaming Sazerorc
- Flan
- Flan in the Moon
- Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
- Fleshazoleâ„¢
- Flivver
- Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
- Flying Caipiranha
- Fog Murderer
- Folder Holder
- Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
- Frank Gorshin trophy
- Frankly Mr. Shank
- Freddy Kruegerand
- French slippers
- French-Transylvanian Dictionary
- Friendly Turkey
- Frosty's arm
- Frosty's carrot
- Frosty's iceball
- Frosty's nailbat
- Frosty's old silk hat
- Frosty's snowball sack
- Fudgie Roll
- Fuzzby
- Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
- Fuzzy Tentacle
- Gabarbar
- Game Grid ticket
- Game Grid token
- Game Grid valued membership card
- GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine
- GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
- Garland of Greatness
- Gathered Meat-Clip
- Gazelleton
- Gene Tonic: Beast
- Gene Tonic: Constellation
- Gene Tonic: Demon
- Gene Tonic: Dude
- Gene Tonic: Elemental
- Gene Tonic: Elf
- Gene Tonic: Fish
- Gene Tonic: Goblin
- Gene Tonic: Hippy
- Gene Tonic: Hobo
- Gene Tonic: Horror
- Gene Tonic: Humanoid
- Gene Tonic: Insect
- Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
- Gene Tonic: Orc
- Gene Tonic: Penguin
- Gene Tonic: Pirate
- Gene Tonic: Plant
- Gene Tonic: Slime
- Gene Tonic: Undead
- Gene Tonic: Weird
- General Assembly Module
- Gets-You-Drunk
- Ghiaccio Colada
- Ghosprey
- Ghost Pinching Quarterly
- Giant black monolith
- Ginsuâ„¢
- Girdle of Hatred
- Glamare
- Glenn's golden dice
- Globmule
- Glum berry
- Gnollish sangria
- Gnollish slotted spoon
- Gnollish toolbox
- Gnomish sagngria
- Gnomish toolbox
- God Lobster Egg
- Goggles of Loathing
- Golden HP-35 Calculator
- Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
- Golden Light
- Golden Mean
- Golden Mr. Accessory
- Golden Mr. Eh?
- Good 'n' Quiet
- Good 'n' Slimy
- Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
- Gorillape
- Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
- Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
- Grasshopper
- Grateful Undead T-shirt
- Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
- Great Ball of Frozen Fire
- Great Older Fashioned
- Great S-Cape
- Great Wolf's beastly trousers
- Great Wolf's headband
- Great Wolf's left paw
- Great Wolf's lice
- Great Wolf's right paw
- Great Wolf's rocket launcher
- Greatest American Pants
- Green Muslin
- Green Velvet
- Gregarious Gregorian Smock
- Grimacite Bock
- Grimacite gaiters
- Grimacite galoshes
- Grimacite garter
- Grimacite gasmask
- Grimacite gat
- Grimacite gauntlets
- Grimacite girdle
- Grimacite glaive
- Grimacite go-go boots
- Grimacite goggles
- Grimacite gorget
- Grimacite gown
- Grimacite greaves
- Grimacite guayabera
- Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
- Gummi-Gnauga
- Gummi-Memory
- Gummy Brains
- Guzzlr application
- Guzzlr cocktail set
- Guzzlr hat
- Guzzlr pants
- Guzzlr shoes
- Guzzlr souvenir stein
- Guzzlr tablet
- Guzzlr tattoo kit
- Guzzlrbuck
- Gygaxian Libram
- Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
- HOA citation pad
- HOA regulation book
- HOA zombie eyes
- HP-35 Calculator
- Hairpiece On Fire
- Half a Purse
- Hand in Glove
- Hand that Rocks the Ladle
- Handsome Devil
- Hanukkimbo dreidl
- Hat O' Nine Tails
- Haunted Sorority House staff guide
- Haymaker
- Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
- Hell and How I Bent It
- Helps-You-Sleep
- Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
- Herring Daiquiri
- Herring Wallbanger
- Herringtini
- Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH
- Highest Bitter
- Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
- History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
- Hodgman's almanac
- Hodgman's blanket
- Hodgman's bow tie
- Hodgman's cane
- Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
- Hodgman's garbage sticker
- Hodgman's harmonica
- Hodgman's imaginary hamster
- Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
- Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
- Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
- Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
- Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
- Hodgman's lucky sock
- Hodgman's metal detector
- Hodgman's porkpie hat
- Hodgman's varcolac paw
- Hodgman's whackin' stick
- Holiday Fun!
- Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
- Holiday Multitasking
- Holiday Multitasking (used)
- Homebodylâ„¢
- Horsery contract
- Hot Socks
- Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope
- How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
- How to Hold a Grudge
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
- How to Play Othello
- How to Tolerate Jerks
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
- Huggler Radio
- Humanitini
- Humpty Dumplings
- Hundred Headed IPA
- Hungerâ„¢ Sauce
- Idol of Ak'gyxoth
- Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
- Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
- Inndya trading card
- Interview With You (a Vampire)
- Irish eggnog
- Ish Kabibble
- Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
- Island Hurricane
- Island Landslide
- Island Thunderstorm
- Item #13
- Iunion Crown
- Jackass Plumber home game
- Jackhammer
- Jamaican coffee
- Jamocha berry
- January's Garbage Tote
- January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
- Jarlsberg's earring
- Jarlsberg's key lime
- Jarlsberg's key lime pie
- Jarlsberg's pan
- Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
- Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Jawmaster 2000â„¢
- Jeans of Loathing
- Jekyllin hide belt
- Jeppson's Malort
- Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine
- Jick's autograph
- Jick-o-User
- Jodhpurs of Violence
- Jokester makeup
- Juju Mojo Mask
- June cleaver
- Junior Adventurer's kit
- Junior Adventurer's merit badge
- Junior LAAAAME merit badge
- Jurassic Parka
- Kelflar vest
- Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
- Kentucky-fried meat staff
- Kentucky-style derby
- Kissin' Cousins
- Knob Göblin lòve potion
- Knob Goblin lunchbox
- Knob Goblin perfume
- Knob Goblin spatula
- Knob Goblin stink bomb
- Knob Kitchen grab-bag
- Knob jelly donut
- Knob mushroom
- Knob nuts
- Knob pasty
- Knob sausage
- Knob sausage stir-fry
- Knob stir-fry
- Knob stroganoff
- Knoll lo mein
- Knoll mushroom
- Knoll shroomkabob
- KoL Con 12-gauge
- KoL Con 13 T-shirt
- KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- KoL Con 3-D Glasses
- KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
- KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
- KoL Con IV Pole
- KoL Con Six Pack
- KoL Con X Bingo Card
- KoL Con X Treasure Map
- KoLHS Pep Squad Box
- Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
- Kokomo Resort Chip
- Kokomo Resort Order Pad
- Kramco Industries packing carton
- Kramco Sausage-o-Maticâ„¢
- Krampus Horn
- Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- Kudzu salad
- Kudzu slaw
- LARP carp
- LARP membership card
- LED block
- LED candle
- LIDAR candle
- LOLmec statuette
- LOV Elixir #3
- LOV Elixir #6
- LOV Elixir #9
- LOV Emotionizer
- LOV Enamorang
- LT&T tattoo kit
- LT&T telegraph office deed
- LWA ring
- Lapis Lazuli
- Lars the Cyberian
- Lava Miner's Daughter
- LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing
- Lavalos's shell
- Law of Averages
- Lazenby's Life Lesson
- Leapin' Trousers
- Left-Hand Man action figure
- Lens of Hatred
- Lens of Violence
- Lepardner
- Let Me Be!
- Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
- Liam's mail
- Libram of BRICKOs
- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
- Libram of Divine Favors
- Libram of Love Songs
- Libram of Pulled Taffy
- Libram of Resolutions
- License to Chill
- Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- Lil' Snowball Factory
- Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
- Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
- Loathing Idol Microphone
- Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
- Loathing Legion abacus
- Loathing Legion can opener
- Loathing Legion chainsaw
- Loathing Legion corkscrew
- Loathing Legion defibrillator
- Loathing Legion double prism
- Loathing Legion electric knife
- Loathing Legion flamethrower
- Loathing Legion hammer
- Loathing Legion helicopter
- Loathing Legion jackhammer
- Loathing Legion kitchen sink
- Loathing Legion knife
- Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
- Loathing Legion moondial
- Loathing Legion necktie
- Loathing Legion pizza stone
- Loathing Legion rollerblades
- Loathing Legion tape measure
- Loathing Legion tattoo needle
- Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
- Lobos Mints
- Locust
- Lolsipop
- London frog
- Lord Flameface's cloak
- Lord of the Flies-sized fries
- Louder Than Bomb
- Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
- Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
- Lucky Lindy
- Lucky Strikes holo-record
- Lump-Stacking for Beginners
- LyleCo Contractor's Manual
- LyleCo premium magnifying glass
- LyleCo premium monocle
- LyleCo premium pickaxe
- LyleCo premium rope
- MAHI fez
- Mace of the Tortoise
- Mae West with a fly in it
- Mafia bow tie
- Mafia stogie
- Mafia violin case
- MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
- Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
- Mallomarbles
- Mansquito Serum
- Manual of Lock Picking
- Manual of Numberology
- Manual of Secret Door Detection
- Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
- Map to Kokomo
- March hat
- Mark II Steam-Hat
- Mark III Steam-Hat
- Mark IV Steam-Hat
- Mark of the Bugbear
- Mark of the Ghost
- Mark of the Skeleton
- Mark of the Vampire
- Mark of the Werewolf
- Mark of the Zombie
- Marltini
- Martialest Arts trophy
- Marvelous Unitard
- Marvin's marvelous pill
- Master Thief's utility belt
- Maxing, Relaxing
- MayDayâ„¢ contract
- Mayam Calendar
- Mayam spinach
- Mayflower bouquet
- Mayodiol
- Mayoflex
- Mayonex
- Mayor Ghost's cloak
- Mayor Ghost's gavel
- Mayor Ghost's khakis
- Mayor Ghost's sash
- Mayor Ghost's scissors
- Mayor Ghost's toupee
- Mayostat
- Mayozapine
- McMillicancuddy's Special Lager
- McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
- Meat Butler
- Meat Tenderizer is Murder
- Meat maid body
- Meatcleaver
- Mechamelion
- Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
- Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs
- Memories of Beanslinging
- Memories of Cow Punching
- Memories of Snake Oiling
- Memory Disk, Alpha
- Mer-kin begsign
- Mer-kin bunwig
- Mer-kin darkbook
- Mer-kin digpick
- Mer-kin dodgeball
- Mer-kin dragbelt
- Mer-kin dragnet
- Mer-kin eyedrops
- Mer-kin facecowl
- Mer-kin foodbucket
- Mer-kin gladiator mask
- Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
- Mer-kin gutgirdle
- Mer-kin hallpass
- Mer-kin headguard
- Mer-kin knucklebone
- Mer-kin lipstick
- Mer-kin lunchbox
- Mer-kin pinkslip
- Mer-kin rocksalt
- Mer-kin rollpin
- Mer-kin saltmint
- Mer-kin saltsquid
- Mer-kin scholar mask
- Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
- Mer-kin stopwatch
- Mer-kin strongjuice
- Mer-kin switchblade
- Mer-kin thighguard
- Mer-kin thingpouch
- Mer-kin waistrope
- Mer-kin weaksauce
- Mer-kin wordquiz
- Mer-kin worktea
- Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
- Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
- Merc Core challenge coin
- Merc Core deployment orders
- Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses
- Meteoid ice beam
- Mini-Crimbot crate
- Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
- Miniborg beeper
- Miniborg hiveminder
- Miniborg laser
- Miniborg stomper
- Miniborg strangler
- Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
- Mint Yulep
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
- Miss Graves' vermouth
- Mjolnir Jr.
- Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
- Mob Penguin protection contract
- Mohobo
- Mon Tiki
- Monster Manuel
- Moon Pie
- Moonshine Mohobo
- Moonthril Schnapps
- Moping Artistic Goth Kid
- Morbidda trading card
- More Humanitini than Humanitini
- Morlock's Mark Bourbon
- Morphan
- Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
- Mountain Stream gastrique
- Mr. Accessaturday
- Mr. Accessory Jr.
- Mr. Big's Wallet
- Mr. Burnsger
- Mr. Container
- Mr. Eh?
- Mr. Exploiter
- Mr. Joe's bangles
- Mr. Screege's spectacles
- Mr. Shirt
- Mrs. Rush
- Ms. Accessory
- Mt. Noob Pale Ale
- Mu
- Murgatroyd diode
- Mustardigrade
- My First Art of War
- My First Paycheck envelope
- My Life of Crime, a Memoir
- My Own Pen Pal kit
- Mysterious Black Box
- Mysterious Blue Box
- Mysterious Green Box
- Mysterious Island iced tea
- Mysterious Red Box
- Mysterious Stranger
- N. O. Beer
- ND
- NPZR chemistry set
- Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle
- Nayztameetjoo trading card
- Necbro wafers
- Never Don't Stop Not Striving
- Neverending Party favor
- Neverending Party guest pass
- Neverending Party invitation envelope
- New Age hurting crystal
- New Cloaca-Cola
- New-You Club Membership Form
- Newark
- Newbiesportâ„¢ backpack
- Nightmare Fuel
- Nightstalker perfume
- No Hats as Art
- Nog-on-the-Cob
- Non-Euclidean Finance
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
- Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
- Now You're Cooking With Grease
- Now and Earlier
- Nursine
- Official Council Aide Pin
- Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
- Ol' Scratch's ash can
- Ol' Scratch's manacles
- Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
- Ol' Scratch's stove door
- Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
- Olympic-sized Clan crate
- Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
- Oopsie IPA
- Operation Patriot Shield
- Oppossum
- Orcish meat locker
- Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
- Oscus's dumpster waders
- Oscus's flypaper pants
- Oscus's garbage can lid
- Oscus's neverending soda
- Oscus's pelt
- Othello's dagger
- Othello's handkerchief
- Othello's military jacket
- Otorian Battle Scar
- Ouija Board, Ouija Board
- Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form
- Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne
- PARTY HARD T-shirt
- PB&BP
- PVC staff
- Pack of Alice's Army Cards
- Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
- Pack of Every Card
- Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
- Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
- Panda outfit
- Pantaloons of Hatred
- Pantsgiving
- Para-Pop
- Party Planning on a Budget
- Party Tattooâ„¢ gift certificate
- Party-in-a-Canâ„¢
- Peaclock
- Peek-a-Boo!
- Pener's drumstick
- Peppermint Pip Packet
- Periodical Paintbrush
- Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
- Pete's rich ricotta
- Pete's wiley whey bar
- Petite Paintbrush
- Phil Collins
- Phlegethon
- Phonus Balonus
- Pigsticker of Violence
- Pillowbug
- Pimpsqueak
- Pine-Fresh air freshener
- PirateRealm guest pass
- PirateRealm membership packet
- PirateRealm party hat
- Pizza of Legend
- Plague of Locusts
- Platinum HP-35 Calculator
- Platinum Yendorian Express Card
- PlexiPips
- Pneumo bar
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
- Pocket Professor memory chip
- Pocket Square of Loathing
- Poison Oak trading card
- Pokëmann band-aid
- Polka Pop
- Polysniff Perfume
- Pop Art: a Guide
- Potion of Heroism
- Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
- Powerful Glove
- Prelude of Precision
- Princess Rutabaga trading card
- Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket
- Professor of Spelunkology
- Protects-Your-Junk
- Prunets
- Psycho From The Heat
- Puffstone cigar
- Punching Potion
- Punchplanter
- Quaatoradeâ„¢
- Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
- Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
- Quiets-Your-Steps
- Rümpelstiltz
- R'lyeh
- ROM of Optimality
- Racisto Ruidoso
- Rad Lib
- Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
- Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
- Radio Free Baseball Cap
- Radio Free Foil
- Radio Free Jersey
- Radio Free Pants
- Radio KoL Antenna Ball
- Radio KoL Bottle Opener
- Radio KoL Coffee Mug
- Radio KoL Flashlight
- Radio KoL Keychain
- Radio KoL Maracas
- Radio KoL Patch
- Rainbow Jello Mould
- Rainbow's Gravity
- Ralph IX cognac
- Rattlin' Chains
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
- Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
- Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
- Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
- Red Dwarf
- Red Fox glove
- Red Pill
- Red Roger tattoo kit
- Red Roger's red left foot
- Red Roger's red left hand
- Red Roger's red right foot
- Red Roger's red right hand
- Red Roger's reliquary
- Red Roger's skull
- Red Russian
- Regular Cloaca Cola
- Rethinking Candy
- Retrospecs
- Retrospecs try-at-home kit
- Riker's Search History
- Rock Garden Guide
- Rock and Roll Legend
- Roman Candelabra
- Roman sadnals
- Roo trading card
- Royal scepter
- Ruffalo
- S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
- S.I.T. Course Voucher
- S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
- S.S. Ticket
- SMOOCH bottlecap
- SMOOCH bracers
- SMOOCH breastplate
- SMOOCH codpiece
- SMOOCH coffee cup
- SMOOCH kneepads
- SMOOCH spaulders
- STYX deodorant body spray
- Saison du Lune
- SalesCo sample kit
- Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle
- Salsa Libre
- Salsa de las Epocas
- Sangria de Menthe
- Sasqâ„¢ watch
- Satan hat
- Saucepanic
- Sazerorc
- Sazuruk-hai
- Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
- Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle
- Scepter of Loathing
- Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
- Schmalz's First Prize Beer
- School of Hard Knocks Diploma
- Schrödinger's thermos
- Science Notebook
- Scorpion Bowl
- Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
- Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
- Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
- Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Seasonal Beret
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
- Senior LAAAAME merit badge
- Sensual Massage for Creeps
- Sept-Ember Censer
- Septapus summoning charm
- Sequestrian
- Seven Loco
- Sexy Cosmo
- Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
- Shantixâ„¢
- Sheila Take a Crossbow
- Shielding Potion
- Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
- Shot of Kardashian Gin
- Shrieking Weasel holo-record
- Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- Shudder
- Siberian sunrise
- Silly Little Love Song
- Silver Bullet beer
- Silver HP-35 Calculator
- Simepore slime
- Single Alice's Army Foil
- Sister Accessory
- Site Alpha ID badge
- Size XI Wizard's Robe
- Sizzling Sinner
- Sketcherzâ„¢
- Skull Punch
- Skullhead's Screw
- Sledgehamster
- Slimebite
- Slimosa
- Slippery Knob
- Sloe Comfortable Zoo
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
- Slotter
- Small Medium
- Smashmoth
- Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle
- Smuggler's Punch
- Sneaky Pete's breath spray
- Sneaky Pete's key lime
- Sneaky Pete's key lime pie
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
- Snoutlet
- Snow Suit
- Sockdollager
- Solstice Shield
- Sombrero De Vida
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box
- Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
- Source terminal
- Source terminal ASHRAM chip
- Source terminal CRAM chip
- Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
- Source terminal DRAM chip
- Source terminal GRAM chip
- Source terminal INGRAM chip
- Source terminal PRAM chip
- Source terminal SCRAM chip
- Source terminal SPAM chip
- Source terminal TRAM chip
- Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
- Source terminal file: compress.edu
- Source terminal file: cram.ext
- Source terminal file: critical.enh
- Source terminal file: damage.enh
- Source terminal file: dram.ext
- Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
- Source terminal file: familiar.ext
- Source terminal file: gram.ext
- Source terminal file: portscan.edu
- Source terminal file: pram.ext
- Source terminal file: protect.enq
- Source terminal file: spam.ext
- Source terminal file: stats.enq
- Source terminal file: substats.enh
- Source terminal file: tram.ext
- Source terminal file: turbo.edu
- Sourfinger
- Southern yam
- Souvenir Chopsticks
- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
- Space Baby bawbaw
- Space Baby children's book
- Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
- Space Trip safety headphones
- Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
- Spacegate access badge
- Spacegate diplomat's insignia
- Spacegate emergency disintegrator
- Spacegate military insignia
- Spacegate scientist's insignia
- Spaghetti with Moonballs
- Spant eggs
- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- Special Seasoning
- Specialâ„¢ Sauce
- Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
- Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
- Spelunker of Fortune
- Spelunker of Fortune (used)
- Spelunker's Guild prize sack
- Spelunker's fedora
- Spelunker's khakis
- Spelunker's whip
- SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- Spirit Precipice
- Spirit of Christmas
- Spirit of Easter
- Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
- Spirit of Thanksgiving
- Spirit of Veteran's Day
- Spooky Putty ball
- Spooky Putty leotard
- Spooky Putty mitre
- Spooky Putty monster
- Spooky Putty sheet
- Spooky Putty snake
- Spooky Surprise Egg
- Spooky VHS Tape
- Spookyraven signet
- Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
- Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
- Spring Bros. ID badge
- Spring Bros. solenoid
- Squib
- St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
- St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
- Stabonic scroll
- Staff of Blood and Pudding
- Staff of Frozen Lard
- Staff of Holiday Sensations
- Staff of Kitchen Royalty
- Staff of Queso Escusado
- Staff of Simmering Hatred
- Staff of the Black Kettle
- Staff of the Cozy Fish
- Staff of the Deepest Freeze
- Staff of the Grand Flambé
- Staff of the Grease Trap
- Staff of the Greasefire
- Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
- Staff of the Kitchen Floor
- Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
- Staff of the Peppermint Twist
- Staff of the Roaring Hearth
- Staff of the Scummy Sink
- Staff of the Short Order Cook
- Staff of the Soupbone
- Staff of the Teapot Tempest
- Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
- Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
- Staff of the Woodfire
- Star Spawn
- Star of Bravery
- Steal This Candy
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
- Steamboat
- Stembridge sidearm
- Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
- Stick-Knife of Loathing
- Straypler
- Strong, Silent Type
- Stupid University Diploma
- Suffering Sinner
- Sugar Cog
- Summer Nights
- Super Magic Power Sword X
- Superdrifter holo-record
- Superhero Reboots
- Suppurating Sinner
- Swedish coffee
- Swedish massage fish
- Sweet Sword
- Swizzler
- Sword of Procedural Generation
- Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
- TRIO cup of beer
- Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
- Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco
- TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Tales from the Fireside
- Tales of Dread
- Tales of Western Braggadoccio
- Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
- Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
- Tales of the Word Realms
- Talisman of Baio
- Talisman of Bakula
- Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
- Temporal Tempera Tube
- Tequiz Navidad
- Tesla's Electroplated Beans
- Thanksgiving ration
- That 70s Cologne
- The Art of Slapfighting
- The Art of Slapfighting (used)
- The Author's ink
- The Author's inkwell
- The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
- The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle
- The Big Book of Communism (used)
- The Big Book of Every Skill
- The Chill of the Wild
- The Cocktail Shaker
- The Confiscator's Grimoire
- The Cooler Out of Space
- The Crown of Ed the Undying
- The Emperor's new cookie
- The Emperor's new hat
- The Emperor's new pants
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
- The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
- The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
- The Firegate Tapes
- The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
- The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
- The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
- The Grand Poo-Bah trading card
- The Groose in the Hoose
- The Imploded World
- The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
- The Jokester's gun
- The Jokester's pants
- The Jokester's wig
- The Joy of Wassailing
- The Joy of Wassailing (used)
- The Kloop in the Coop
- The Legendary Beat
- The Lost Pill Bottle
- The Lot's engagement ring
- The Mad Liquor
- The Necbromancer's Hat
- The Necbromancer's Shorts
- The Necbromancer's Stein
- The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
- The Necbronomicon
- The Necbronomicon (used)
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
- The Nuge's favorite crossbow
- The One Mood Ring
- The Pigs holo-record
- The Plumber's mushroom stew
- The Six-Pack of Pain
- The Smith's Tome
- The Snake trading card
- The Snitch's Manifesto
- The Spirit of Crimbo
- The Spirit of Giving
- The Superconductor's CPU
- The Sword in the Steak
- The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
- The Western Look
- They liver
- They'll Love You In Rhinestones
- Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
- Third Base
- Third Eye
- Thorny Toad trading card
- Thriller Ice
- Thunkula's drinking cap
- Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
- Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
- Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
- Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold chigger statuette
- Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
- Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
- Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
- Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
- Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
- Thwaitgold metabug statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
- Thwaitgold nymph statuette
- Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
- Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
- Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
- Thwaitgold slug statuette
- Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
- Tickle-Me Emilio
- Tiki lighter
- Time Cloak
- Time Juice
- Time Lord Badge of Honor
- Time Lord Participation Mug
- Time-Spinner
- To Build an Igloo
- Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
- Tome of Clip Art
- Tome of Rad Libs
- Tome of Snowcone Summoning
- Tome of Sugar Shummoning
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
- Toot Oriole care package
- Totally Gay Claymore
- Trafikoan
- Trainbot autoassembly module
- Trainbot circuitry
- Trainbot harness
- Trainbot linkages
- Trainbot luggage hook
- Trainbot optics
- Trainbot plating
- Trainbot radar monocle
- Trainbot servomotors
- Trainbot slag
- Trainbot tubing
- Transylvania Sling
- Trash, a Memoir
- Travels with Jerry
- Travoltan trousers
- Treads of Loathing
- Tremella Tarantella mushroom
- Trivial Avocations Card: What?
- Trivial Avocations Card: When?
- Trivial Avocations Card: Where?
- Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
- Trivial Avocations board game
- Tropical Crimbo Hat
- Tropical Crimbo Shorts
- Tropical Crimbo Sword
- Trout Fishing in Loathing
- Truthsayer
- Turpin
- Turtive
- Turtle Bowl
- Twelve Night Energy
- Twitching Television Tattoo
- Ultra Mega Sour Ball
- Ultrasoldier Serum
- Unagnimated Gnome
- Uncle Crimbo's Rations
- Uncle Crimbo's Sack
- Uncle Crimbo's hat
- Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
- Uncle Hobo's belt
- Uncle Hobo's epic beard
- Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
- Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
- Uncle Hobo's highest bough
- Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
- Uncle Romulus
- Uncle Romulus (used)
- Underworld acorn
- Underworld flail
- Underworld sapling
- Underworld truncheon
- Underworld trunk
- Unfortunato's foolscap
- Ungulant
- Unionize The Elves sign
- Universal Seasoning
- Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
- Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
- Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
- Unkillable Skeleton's shield
- Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
- Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
- Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
- Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
- Unmotivator: Success Warrior
- Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- Unspeakachu
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
- V for Vivala mask
- VYKEA blood rune
- VYKEA frenzy rune
- Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- Valentine
- Valentine's Day cake
- Vamprey
- Vaporpoise
- Vaso De Agua trading card
- Vegetable of Jarlsberg
- Velougatsâ„¢
- Velvet Veil
- Vial of jus de larmes
- Vivian's Vitamin
- Vodka Matryoshka
- Voluminous Radio Hat
- Voluminous Radio Pants
- Voluminous Radio Sneakers
- Vulgure
- WA
- Waifuton
- Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
- Wal-Mart nametag
- Wal-Mart overalls
- Wal-Mart snowglobe
- Wal-Mart tattoo kit
- Wand of Oscus
- Warehouse 23 bling
- Warehouse 23 crate
- Warms-Your-Tush
- Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
- Wendtigo
- Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
- Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
- Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
- Wet Russian
- White Citadel burger
- White Citadel fries
- White Dragon Fang
- White Hyborian
- Wickers bar
- Winifred's whistle
- Wint-O-Fresh mint
- Witchess Set
- Work is a Four Letter Sword
- Workytime Tea
- Wrecked Generator
- Wrotz
- Wullabye
- X-32-F snowman crate
- X-37 gun
- Xi Receiver Unit
- Xiblaxian 5D printer
- Xiblaxian alloy
- Xiblaxian cache locator simcode
- Xiblaxian circuitry
- Xiblaxian crystal
- Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode
- Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
- Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
- Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
- Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
- Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
- Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode
- Xiblaxian polymer
- Xiblaxian residence-cube
- Xiblaxian space-whiskey
- Xiblaxian stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian stealth vest
- Xiblaxian ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
- Xlyinia's notebook
- Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
- Yeast of Boris
- Yeg's Motel alarm clock
- Yeg's Motel ashtray
- Yeg's Motel disposable razor
- Yeg's Motel hand soap
- Yeg's Motel minibar key
- Yeg's Motel mouthwash
- Yeg's Motel pillow mint
- Yeg's Motel sewing kit
- Yeg's Motel stationery
- Yeg's Motel toothbrush
- Yeti Protest Sign
- Yoloâ„¢ chocolates
- Yorick
- Young Man's Cargo Load
- Zombo's empty eye
- Zombo's grievous greaves
- Zombo's shield
- Zombo's shoulder blade
- Zombo's skull ring
- Zombo's skullcap
- Zoodriver
- Zu Mannkäse Dienen
- Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
- [glitch season reward name]
- [reuse me]
- a bug's lymph
- a cute angel
- a little sump'm sump'm
- a suspicious address
- abandoned candy
- absentee voter ballot
- abstraction: certainty
- abstraction: comprehension
- abstraction: joy
- abstraction: motion
- abyssal battle plans
- acceptable bagel
- acceptable mayolus
- acoustic guitarrr
- actual blood sausage
- actual reality goggles
- adhesive tape dolly
- adobe abacus
- adobe abaya
- adobe adze
- adobe arsecover
- adobe ascot
- adobe assortment
- adobe ayam
- adobe brittle
- adventurer clone egg
- aerated diving helmet
- aerogel accordion
- aerogel akubra
- aerogel anvil
- aerogel apron
- aerogel ascot
- aerogel attache case
- aerosolized aerogel
- airblaster gun
- airborne mutagen
- airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
- airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
- airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
- airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
- airplane charter: The Glaciest
- airplane tattoo
- alabaster bishop
- alabaster king
- alabaster knight
- alabaster pawn
- alabaster queen
- alabaster rook
- alien animal goo
- alien animal milk
- alien gemstone
- alien hologram projector
- alien meat
- alien plant fibers
- alien plant goo
- alien plant pod
- alien plant sample
- alien protein powder
- alien rock sample
- alien sandwich
- alien source code printout
- alien source code printout (used)
- alien toenails
- alien zoological sample
- all-year sucker
- almost-dead walkie-talkie
- alpha-mail pants
- alphabet gum
- amber aviator shades
- ammonite candy mold
- ammonite fossil
- amphibious tophat
- anchor bomb
- ancient Elf dessert spoon
- ancient Magi-Wipes
- ancient cursed foot locker
- ancient hot dog wrapper
- ancient meat
- ancient medicinal herbs
- ancient pills
- ancient redwood
- ancient turtle shell
- ancient turtle shell helmet
- ancient turtle shell powder
- anemone nematocyst
- anemone sauce
- anemoney clip
- anger blaster
- angry agate
- animal part cracker
- anise-flavored venom
- ankleweights
- annealed drippy orb
- anniversary gift box
- anniversary pewter cape
- anniversary tiny latex mask
- anti-anti-antidote
- anti-burn cream
- anti-creep cream
- anti-freeze cream
- anti-goosebump cream
- anti-odor cream
- anti-pain cream
- antimatter wad
- antique 8-Bit Power magazine
- antique Canadian lantern
- antique accordion
- antique beer
- antique bottle opener
- antique nutcracker beard
- antique nutcracker boots
- antique nutcracker cape
- antique nutcracker drumstick
- antique nutcracker epaulets
- antique nutcracker sword
- antique painting of a landscape
- antique pair of blue jeans
- antique record album
- antique souvenir drawing
- antique spyglass
- antique tacklebox
- aquamariner's necklace
- aquamariner's ring
- aquaviolet jub-jub bird
- arcanoferric housing
- archaeologing shovel
- arm buzzer
- around the world
- arrow'd heart balloon
- arse-a'fire elixir
- arse-shooting crossbow
- artisanal homebrew gift package
- artisanal homebrew sampler
- artisanal limoncello
- asbestos crossbow
- asbestos crossbow string
- asbestos helmet turtle
- asbestos meat stack
- asbestos staff
- asbestos stick
- asbestos sword
- asbestos sword hilt
- aspirin
- asshat
- asteroid belt
- astral badger
- astronaut ice-cream
- astronaut pants
- atomic vector plotter
- attention spanner
- augmented El Vibrato drone
- augmented-reality shades
- august scepter
- automa-bot parts
- automatic catapult
- automatic wine thief
- autumn breeze
- autumn dollar
- autumn leaf
- autumn years wisdom
- autumn-spice donut
- autumnal aegis
- autumnic balm
- autumnic bomb
- avatar of the Unconscious Collective
- aviator goggles
- baby bark scorpion
- baby camelCalf
- baby chest mimic
- baby cuddlefish
- baby oil shooter
- baby rigging snake
- backup camera
- backwoods banjo
- bacon bath ball
- baconstone bracelet
- baconstone-handled sixgun
- bacteria bisque
- bad penguin egg
- bad rum and good cola
- bad vibroknife
- bad-ass club
- badge of authority
- badger badge
- bag of Iunion stones
- bag of bones
- bag of many confections
- bag of sausage links
- bag of unfinished business
- bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
- bagged stuffed "L"
- baked stuffing
- baked veggie ricotta casserole
- bakelite backpack
- bakelite bits
- bakelite-covered bacon
- balanced antler
- ball-in-a-cup
- balloon shield
- ballpark hot daub
- ballroom blintz
- baloney rotgut
- balsam barrel
- bamboo bokuto
- banana candle
- banana smoothie
- banana split
- banana supersucker
- banana-frosted king cake
- bananagate
- bananarama bangle
- baneful bandolier
- bar of freeze-dried water
- bar whip
- bark beret
- bark boxers
- bark bracelet
- barnacle-encrusted sweater
- barrel beryl choker
- barrel beryl nose ring
- barrel beryl ring
- barrel-aged eggnog
- barrelhead
- barskin buckler
- barskin hat
- barskin tent
- bartender skull
- bartender-in-the-box
- bartender-skull-in-the-box
- basaltamander buckler
- basaltamander tongue
- basic martini
- basic meat crossbow
- basic meat fez
- basic meat foon
- basic meat kilt
- basic meat pants
- basic meat skirt
- basic meat spork
- basic meat staff
- basic meat sword
- basking robin
- bastard baster
- bat hat
- bat wing kabob
- bat wings
- bat-ass leather jacket
- bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
- bath ball gift set
- battered Crimbo Crate
- battered hubcap
- battered old top-hat
- battery (9-Volt)
- battery (AA)
- battery (AAA)
- battery (D)
- battery (car)
- battery (lantern)
- battery-powered drill
- battoo kit
- bauxite beret
- bauxite bow-tie
- bauxite boxers
- bazooka cozy
- beach ball marble
- bean burrito
- beautiful rainbow
- beaver punch (cherry)
- beaver punch (papaya)
- beaver punch (peach)
- bed of coals
- beefy pill
- beer cartilage
- beer goggles
- beertini
- beery blood
- beet
- beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
- beetle antenna
- beggin' cologne
- begpwnia
- beholed bedsheet
- beige clambroth marble
- bejazzled eyepatch
- bejeweled accordion strap
- belemnite candy mold
- belemnite fossil
- bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
- bellhop bell
- belt of Ogrekind
- best joke ever
- bewitching boots
- bezoar ring
- bi-lateral logic compressor
- big boom
- big bundle of chamoix
- big hot pepper
- big ol' trophy
- big red button
- big slimy cyst
- big stick
- big tun
- biker's hat
- bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
- bindle of joy
- bindlestocking
- biomechanical crimborg helmet
- biomechanical crimborg leg armor
- bird rib
- birdybug antenna
- birthday candle
- bishop cookie
- bite-me-red lipstick
- bitter bowtie
- bitter pill
- black BRICKO brick
- black Crimbo ball
- black belt
- black candygram
- black catseye marble
- black cherry soda
- black cowboy hat
- black eyedrops
- black gallstone
- black mana
- black pudding
- black sheepskin diploma
- black slime glob
- black snowcone
- black spot
- black velvet box
- black-and-blue light
- blank diary
- blank fudge mold
- blank note
- blank prescription sheet
- blank white card
- blended frozen swill with a fly in it
- blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
- blind-packed capsule toy
- blind-packed die-cast metal toy
- blob-shaped Crimbo cookie
- blood flower
- blood kiwi
- blood roll-up
- blood snowcone
- blood-faced volleyball
- blood-red mushroom wine
- blood-soaked sponge cake
- bloodstick
- bloody beer
- bloody clown pants
- bloody kiwitini
- blown-out speaker cone
- blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- blue glowstick
- blue mana
- blue money bag
- blue pixel potion
- blue plasma ball
- blue plastic baby
- blue plate
- blue potion
- blue pumps
- blue raspberry troll doll
- blue ribbon
- blue rocket
- blue shell
- blue snowcone
- blue traffic cone
- blue tulip
- blueberry muffin
- blueberry-frosted king cake
- blundarrrbus
- bobble-hip hula elf doll
- body spradium
- bodyguard badge
- bodyslam
- boilermaker
- boilgun
- boiling broth
- bolder boulder
- bomb of unknown origin
- bone and arrows
- bone aperitif
- bone bons
- bone broth
- bone chips
- bone crusher
- bone flour
- bone meal
- bone spurs
- boneana hammock
- bonedanna
- bonerang
- boning knife
- bonsai tree
- book of facts
- book of facts (dog-eared)
- boot flask
- boot knife
- boot plant
- booty chest charrrm bracelet
- booze bindle
- booze drive button
- booze mailing list
- booze-soaked cherry
- bottle of Amontillado
- bottle of Blank-Out
- bottle of Bloodweiser
- bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
- bottle of Cochon Noir
- bottle of Crème de Fugu
- bottle of Definit
- bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA
- bottle of Goldschnöckered
- bottle of Greedy Dog
- bottle of Lambada Lambic
- bottle of Old Pugilist
- bottle of Ooze-O
- bottle of Pinot Renoir
- bottle of Professor Beer
- bottle of Race Car Red
- bottle of Rapier Witbier
- bottle of Sanguiovese
- bottle of anÃs
- bottle of black cat tonic
- bottle of bubbles
- bottle of clam juice
- bottle of dark rhum
- bottle of drinkin' gas
- bottle of extra-dark rhum
- bottle of fire
- bottle of fruity "wine"
- bottle of limeade
- bottle of lovebug pheromones
- bottle of moontan lotion
- bottle of norwhiskey
- bottle of novelty hot sauce
- bottle of peppermint schnapps
- bottle of perfume
- bottle of sake
- bottle of sea wine
- bottle of single-barrel whiskey
- bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
- bottle-rocket crossbow
- bottlecap turtle
- bottled Vampire Vintner
- bottled day
- bottled green pixie
- bottoms of the barrel
- boulder
- bounty-hunting helmet
- bounty-hunting pants
- bounty-hunting rifle
- bow
- bow staff
- bowl full of jelly
- bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢
- bowl of fishysoisse
- bowl of marinade
- bowl of oriole's nest soup
- bowl of petunias
- bowl of prescription candy
- bowlegged pants
- bowler
- box o' ghosts
- box of Pokëmann band-aids
- box of bear arms
- box of hickory chips
- box-in-the-box-in-the-box
- boxcar turtle
- boxed Apriling band helmet
- boxed Mayam Calendar
- boxed Sept-Ember Censer
- boxed august scepter
- boxed autumn-aton
- boxed bat wings
- boxed gumball machine
- boxing glove on a spring
- boxing-glove-in-a-box
- brain preservation fluid
- brains casserole
- brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
- brainy skull
- bran muffin
- brand new key
- brass Dreadsylvanian flask
- brass abacus
- brass bung spigot
- brass turkey knuckles
- brazen bracelet
- bread basket
- bread man
- bread mold
- bread pie
- bread roll
- breaded beer
- breadwand
- briefcase
- briefcase full of sprinkles
- brilliant oyster egg
- briny vinegar
- brittle plastic handle
- broken BRICKO brick
- broken El Vibrato drone
- broken beer bottle
- broken cellular phone
- broken chocolate pocketwatch
- broken warbear gyrocopter
- bronze
- bronze handcuffs
- brown crock marble
- brown felt tophat
- brown pirate pants
- brown plastic baby
- bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
- bubblewrap crossbow
- bubblewrap staff
- bubblewrap sword
- bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
- bucket of wine
- buckler buckle
- buckyball
- buffalo blade
- buffed alien drugs
- bug juice
- bugbear detector
- bugbear-smiting sword
- bugged bön±Ã©t
- bugged balaclava
- bugged beanie
- bulky free-range mushroom
- bullet necklace
- bumblebee marble
- bunch of bananas
- bunch of sea grapes
- bundle of "fragrant" herbs
- bundle of firewood
- burglar/sleep mask
- burnt flower
- burnt snowpants
- burnt stick
- burrowgrub hive
- buzzing mushroom wine
- cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
- cabooze
- calavera concertina
- calle de miel with a fly in it
- calm attention-deficit demon
- campfire baked potato
- campfire beans
- campfire coffee
- campfire hot dog
- campfire s'more
- campfire smoke
- campfire stew
- can cannon
- can of Brütalbräu
- can of CRIMBCOLA
- can of Impetuous Scofflaw
- can of Minions-Be-Gone
- can of Rain-Doh
- can of V-11
- can of cherry-flavored sterno
- can of depilatory cream
- can of drain cleaner
- can of fake snow
- can of mixed everything
- can of sterno
- can opener
- can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
- can-you-dig-it?
- candied almond
- candied beef and cabbage
- candied lime
- candied sweet potatoes
- candied yam pinky ring
- candied yams
- candy UFOs
- candy brain
- candy cane candygram
- candy cane sword cane
- candy chalk
- candy cornucopia
- candy crayons
- candy dog collar
- candy dress shoes
- candy drive button
- candy egg deviler
- candy knife
- candy knuckles
- candy mailing list
- candy necktie
- candy rations
- candy skeleton
- candy stick
- candycaine powder
- cane-mail pants
- cannonball charrrm bracelet
- cannonbomb
- canteen of eggnog
- canteen of jungle juice
- canteen of wine
- capacitor relay
- capped blue lava bottle
- capped green lava bottle
- capped red lava bottle
- carbon nanotube frame
- carbonite visor
- card sleeve
- cardboard box turtle
- cardboard crossbow
- cardboard staff
- cardboard sword
- caret
- carnivorous potted plant
- carob cannon
- carrot cake precipice bar
- carrot claret
- carrot juice
- carrot nose
- carrot-on-a-stick
- cartoon harpoon
- cashew
- cat o' nine teeth
- catgut taco
- catskin buckler
- catskin cap
- caustic slime nodule
- celestial squid ink
- cement sandals
- cement shoes
- centurion helmet
- ceramic celery grater
- ceramic celsiturometer
- ceramic cenobite's robe
- ceramic centurion shield
- ceramic cerecloth belt
- ceramic cestus
- ceramic scree
- chain-mail monokini
- chainsaw chain
- chalk chain
- chalk chalice
- chalk chapeau
- chalk chinos
- chalk chlamys
- chalk choker
- chalk chunks
- charged magnet
- charisma potion
- charpuce jub-jub bird
- cheap Chinese beer
- cheap elven gloves
- cheap plastic bottle opener
- cheap plastic kazoo
- cheap studded belt
- cheap wind-up clock
- cheer extractor
- cheerful pajama pants
- chef-in-the-box
- chef-skull-in-the-box
- cherry bomb
- cherry pie
- chest barrel
- chest of "pirate gold"
- chewing gum on a string
- chiffon carbage
- chiffon chakram
- chiffon chamberpot
- chiffon chapeau
- chiffon chaps
- chiffon chemise
- chiffon chevrons
- chiffon lemon
- child-sized dracula cloak
- chili powder cutlass
- chintzy accordion pin
- chintzy disco ball pendant
- chintzy saucepan earring
- chintzy seal pendant
- chiptune guitar
- chisel
- chitin powder
- chitin powder paste
- chitinous pod
- choco-Crimbot
- chocolate "Phoenix"
- chocolate Ogre Chieftain
- chocolate Spider Queen
- chocolate bath ball
- chocolate bowtie
- chocolate box
- chocolate chip muffin
- chocolate cigar
- chocolate covered ping-pong ball
- chocolate cow bone
- chocolate leash
- chocolate ostrich egg
- chocolate pocketwatch
- chocolate puppy
- chocolate rabbit's foot
- chocolate turtle totem
- chocolate-covered caviar
- chocolate-covered loofah
- chocolate-frosted king cake
- chocolate-stained collar
- chocomotive
- chrome crossbow
- chrome crossbow string
- chrome helmet turtle
- chrome meat stack
- chrome staff
- chrome stick
- chrome sword
- chrome sword hilt
- chunk of depleted Grimacite
- ciliophora chowder
- cinnamon machine oil
- cinnamon troll doll
- clan underground fireworks shop
- class five ecto-larva
- claw-held flag
- clear Russian
- clerical automa-core
- clingfilm cap
- clingfilm slippers
- clingfilm trousers
- clockwork bartender head
- clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
- clockwork bartender-in-the-box
- clockwork chef head
- clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
- clockwork chef-in-the-box
- clockwork claws
- clockwork clockwise dome
- clockwork counterclockwise dome
- clockwork crossbow
- clockwork detective skull
- clockwork doohickey
- clockwork endoskeleton
- clockwork handle
- clockwork hat
- clockwork maid
- clockwork maid head
- clockwork pants
- clockwork pirate skull
- clockwork rings
- clockwork rod
- clockwork shank
- clockwork sheet
- clockwork sphere
- clockwork spine
- clockwork staff
- clockwork sword
- clockwork thingamajig
- cloning kit
- closed-circuit pay phone
- closed-circuit phone system
- clovermint
- clown whip
- clown wig
- clownskin buckler
- clownskin harness
- club of the five seasons
- club sandwich
- cluster of hops
- coal paperweight
- coal snakeskin
- cocktail mushroom
- cocoa chondrule
- cocoa of youth
- coffee pixie stick
- coffee sprite
- cog and sprocket assembly
- cold cluster
- cold clusterbomb
- cold jelly
- cold medicine cabinet
- cold seal sweat
- collapsible baton
- collection of tiny spooky objects
- cologne of contempt
- colored-light "necklace"
- colorful plastic ball
- colossal free-range mushroom
- combat lover's locket
- combat lover's locket lockbox
- comfy blanket
- comfy coffin
- comfy pillow
- complex alien plant sample
- complex alien zoological sample
- complex mushroom wine
- complicated device
- complicated lock impression
- compounded experience
- computronic processing unit
- concentrated cooking
- concentrated cordial of concentration
- concentrated garbage juice
- coney haunch
- conquistador's breastplate
- consolation ribbon
- container of Spooky Putty
- control crystal
- cookbookbat book
- cool iron breastplate
- cool iron greaves
- cool iron helmet
- cool iron ingot
- cool mint precipice bar
- cool mushroom wine
- cooling iron breastplate
- cooling iron greaves
- cooling iron helmet
- coping juice
- copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
- corked genie bottle
- corned beet
- corned-beef Reuben
- cornucopia
- corpse on the beach
- corpsebite
- corroded breeches
- corrosive cowl
- corrupt club of corrupt corruption
- corrupt club of corruption
- corrupted bird DNA
- corrupted data
- corrupted stardust
- cosmic bucket
- cosmic lemonade
- cottage
- cotton candy bale
- cotton candy cocoon
- cotton candy cordial
- counterfeit city
- cozy bazooka
- cozy scarf
- cozy scimitar
- crabsicle
- cranberry cylinder
- cranberry margarita (brackish)
- cranberry schnapps
- crappy brain
- crappy camera
- crate of firebombs
- crate of fish meat
- crated wardrobe-o-matic
- crazy bastard sword
- cream of chloroplasts
- cream pie
- cream stout
- creepy ginger ale
- creepy nursery rhyme
- creepy voodoo doll
- creepy-ass club
- crimbo elfling
- croquet hedgehog
- crossbow string
- crown-shaped beanie
- crude oil congealer
- crumpled felt fedora
- crunchy brush
- crushed steamer trunk
- crusty hula hoop
- cryptic puzzle box
- crystal Crimbo goblet
- crystal Crimbo platter
- crystal belt buckle
- crystal skeleton vodka
- crystalline light bulb
- crystalline reamer
- crystallized memory
- crystallized pumpkin spice
- cuckoo clock
- cuddly teddy bear
- cup of "tea"
- cup of infinite pencils
- cuppa Activi tea
- cuppa Alacri tea
- cuppa Boo tea
- cuppa Chari tea
- cuppa Craft tea
- cuppa Cruel tea
- cuppa Dexteri tea
- cuppa Feroci tea
- cuppa Flamibili tea
- cuppa Flexibili tea
- cuppa Frost tea
- cuppa Gill tea
- cuppa Impregnabili tea
- cuppa Improprie tea
- cuppa Insani tea
- cuppa Irritabili tea
- cuppa Loyal tea
- cuppa Mana tea
- cuppa Mediocri tea
- cuppa Monstrosi tea
- cuppa Morbidi tea
- cuppa Nas tea
- cuppa Net tea
- cuppa Neuroplastici tea
- cuppa Obscuri tea
- cuppa Physicali tea
- cuppa Proprie tea
- cuppa Royal tea
- cuppa Serendipi tea
- cuppa Sobrie tea
- cuppa Toast tea
- cuppa Twen tea
- cuppa Uncertain tea
- cuppa Vitali tea
- cuppa Voraci tea
- cuppa Wit tea
- cuppa Yet tea
- curdflinger
- cursed Aztec tamale
- cursed bottle of black-label rum
- cursed bottle of rum
- cursed breeches
- cursed cannonball
- cursed chocolate doubloon
- cursed cutlass
- cursed dirty joke scroll
- cursed eyepatch
- cursed magnifying glass
- cursed microwave
- cursed monkey glove
- cursed monkey's paw
- cursed piece of thirteen
- cursed pirate cutlass
- cursed pony keg
- cursed ring finger ring
- cursed scrunchie
- cursed swash buckle
- cursed tricorn hat
- cursed voodoo skull
- cursed wishbone
- custard pie
- custom avatar form
- custom sixgun
- cute meteoroid
- cyan seashell
- cyber-mattock
- cyborg doll
- cyborg stompin' boot
- cylindrical mold
- daddy shortlegs leg
- daily dungeon malware
- damp old wallet
- dandy lion cub
- dangerous jerkcicle
- dark chocolate egg
- daub-breaker
- day shortener
- deactivated MicroMechaMech
- deactivated RoboGoose
- deactivated mini-Trainbot
- deactivated nanobots
- dead guy's memento
- dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
- deadfall branch
- deadly lampshade
- deanimated reanimator's coffin
- debonair deboner
- decanter of fine Scotch
- decaying wooden oar
- decaying wooden paddle
- decaying wooden pole
- decent brain
- deck of lewd playing cards
- deck of tropical cards
- deed to Oliver's Place
- defective Game Grid token
- defective Golden Mr. Accessory
- deflated inflatable dodecapede
- dehydrated caviar
- delectable fire ant
- delicious comfit?
- delicious star salad
- delicious stinkbug
- deluxe Neverending Party favor
- deluxe fax machine
- demon buckler
- demon whip
- demon-horned hat
- demonic cow's blood
- demonic paste
- denastified haunch
- denim jacket
- dense meat crossbow
- dense meat staff
- dental pliers
- dented spoon
- depleted Crimbonium football helmet
- depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- depleted Grimacite hammer
- depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
- depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- depleted Grimacite shinguards
- depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- designer sweatpants
- designer sweatpants (new old stock)
- desktop zen garden
- detective roscoe
- detective school application
- detective tattoo
- detour shield
- devil hair pasta
- devil-summoning hat
- deviled candy egg
- deviled egg
- diabolic pizza cube
- diabolical crossbow
- diamond-studded fronts
- diamondback skin
- dice belt buckle
- dice sunglasses
- dice-print do-rag
- dice-print pajama pants
- dice-shaped backpack
- dieting pill
- digital key lime
- digital underground potion
- diluted makeup
- dinged-up triangle
- dinner roll
- dirt julep
- dirty bottlecap
- dirty martini
- discarded button
- discarded swimming trunks
- disco biscuit
- disco horoscope (Aquarius)
- disco horoscope (Aries)
- disco horoscope (Cancer)
- disco horoscope (Capricorn)
- disco horoscope (Gemini)
- disco horoscope (Leo)
- disco horoscope (Libra)
- disco horoscope (Pisces)
- disco horoscope (Sagittarius)
- disco horoscope (Scorpio)
- disco horoscope (Taurus)
- disco horoscope (Virgo)
- discocktail
- disconnected intergnat
- disembodied brain
- disintegrating barrel
- distention pill
- distilled fortified wine
- distilled resin
- divine blowout
- divine can of silly string
- divine champagne popper
- divine cracker
- divine noisemaker
- diving muff
- do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
- dog ointment
- doll house
- doll-eye amulet
- dollar sign
- donated booze
- donated candy
- donated food
- dope wheels
- doppelshifter egg
- double barreled barrel gun
- double daisy
- double entendre
- double-candied yams
- double-ice gum
- doubt cannon
- dove DNA
- drafty drawers
- dread tarragon
- dreadful box
- dreadful fedora
- dreadful glove
- dreadful roast
- dreadful sweater
- dreaming Jung man
- dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
- dried gelatinous cube
- drink chit
- dripping meat crossbow
- dripping meat sword
- drippy bezoar
- drippy bromide
- drippy candy bar
- drippy caviar
- drippy diadem
- drippy enzyme
- drippy flux
- drippy grub
- drippy ichor
- drippy khakis
- drippy nugget
- drippy orb
- drippy pigment
- drippy pilsner
- drippy plum(?)
- drippy salt
- drippy seed
- drippy shield
- drippy snail shell
- drippy staff
- drippy stake
- drippy stein
- drippy truncheon
- drive-by shooting
- drive-thru burger
- dromedary drinking helmet
- drop of water-37
- droppable microphone
- drug cocktail sauce
- druidic s'more
- drum of pomade
- dry cleaning receipt
- dry martini
- dry vodka martini
- dubious loincloth
- dubious peppermint
- duck-on-a-string
- duct tape buckler
- duct tape dockers
- duct tape fedora
- duct tape shirt
- duct tape sword
- dude ranch souvenir crate
- dueling banjo
- dueling turtle
- dungeon dragon chest
- dungeoneer's dungarees
- dungeoneering kit
- duonoculars
- dusty Crimbo crate
- dusty barrel
- dusty bottle of blood
- dwarvish war helmet
- dwarvish war kilt
- dwarvish war mattock
- eXtreme meat crossbow
- eXtreme meat staff
- eXtreme meat sword
- eXtreme nose ring
- ear candle
- earthenware muffin tin
- eau de mort
- eaves droppers
- edible alien plant bit
- eel sauce
- eel skin
- eelskin hat
- eelskin pants
- eelskin shield
- eerie fetish
- eerily silent box
- egg gun
- eggnog
- eggwater
- eighth plague
- elbow soup
- elderly jawbreaker
- eldritch alignment spray
- eldritch concentrate
- eldritch distillate
- eldritch elixir
- eldritch essence
- eldritch hammer
- eldritch hat
- eldritch ichor
- eldritch mushroom
- eldritch mushroom pizza
- eldritch pants
- eldritch rub
- eldritch scanner
- eldritch tincture
- eldritch tincture (depleted)
- electric mushroom
- electric pants
- electrician's hardhat
- electronic Brain Trainer game
- elemental caipiroska
- elemental sugarcube
- eleven-foot pole
- elevenderizing hammer
- elevennis shoes
- elevent
- elf army field rations
- elf sleeper agent
- elven cellocello
- elven magi-pack
- elven moonshine
- elven socks
- elven whittling knife
- ember egg
- embering hunk
- emergency glowstick
- emo roe
- emotion chip
- empty Rain-Doh can
- empty blowgun
- empty hourglass
- enchanted bean burrito
- enchanted brass knuckles
- enchanted fire extinguisher
- enchanted leopard-print barbell
- enchantlers
- energized spores
- energy drink IV
- enhanced signal receiver
- envelope full of Meat
- equal sign
- ert grey goo ring
- essential cameraderie
- essential soy
- essential tofu
- etched hourglass
- eternal knot tattoo
- even more tinsel
- everfull glass
- evil flaming eyeball pendant
- evil googly eye
- evil noodles
- evil paper umbrella
- evil teddy bear
- evil-ass club
- exactly-three-shaped box
- excitement pill
- exclusive club
- exclusive ultra-rare item
- exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
- exotic orchid
- exotic parrot egg
- expensive champagne
- expensive cigar
- experimental serum G-9
- experimental serum P-00
- expired MRE
- expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
- exploding cigar
- exploding gum
- extra DNA
- extra ooze
- extra special Crimbo stocking
- extra time
- extra-grubby grub
- extra-hard jawbreaker
- extra-strength goo
- extra-strength red potion
- extremely confusing manual
- extremely skinny jeans
- extremely slippery nipple
- eye 'n' horn shampoo
- facehugging alien
- fairy-worn boots
- fake cocktail
- fake plastic grass
- fake washboard
- familiar scrapbook
- fancy ball mask
- fancy beef jerky
- fancy beer bottle
- fancy beer label
- fancy black tie
- fancy blue potion
- fancy but probably evil chocolate
- fancy canapés
- fancy chess set
- fancy chocolate
- fancy chocolate car
- fancy chocolate sculpture
- fancy party pants
- fancy schmancy cheese sauce
- fancy tophat
- fancy tuxedo pants
- fascinating alien plant sample
- fascinating alien zoological sample
- fat bottom quark
- fat wallet
- fear condenser
- feathered headdress
- felt
- fertilized ghuol egg
- festive egg sac
- festive holiday hat
- festive sausage
- festive warbear bank
- fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
- fetus-smashing club
- fez of etymology
- fiberglass fannypack
- fiberglass fedora
- fiberglass fetish
- fiberglass fibers
- fiberglass fingerguard
- fiberglass foil
- fiberglass frock
- fiberglass insulation
- figurine of a cute baby seal
- figurine of an ancient seal
- figurine of an armored seal
- filigreed hamethyst necklace
- filigreed hamethyst ring
- filled mosquito
- filth-encrusted futon
- filthy lucre
- filthy monkey head
- fin-bit wax
- finger cuffs
- finger exerciser
- fire
- fire ant pheromones
- fire axe
- fire crackers
- fire hose
- fire-roasted lake trout
- fireproof skip lid
- fish head
- fish sauce
- fish stick cozy
- fishbone belt
- fishbone bracers
- fishbone catcher's mitt
- fishbone corset
- fishbone fins
- fishbone kneepads
- fishcake
- fishin' hat
- fishy fish
- fishy fish casserole
- fishy paste
- fishy pipe
- fist turkey outline
- fistful of wood shavings
- fitness wristband
- five-fingered fern resin
- fixed-gear bicycle
- fixodent
- flagellate flagon
- flagellate soup
- flagstone fez
- flagstone flag
- flagstone flagments
- flagstone flail
- flagstone fleece
- flagstone flip-flops
- flagstone fringe
- flame orb
- flamin' bindle
- flaming cardboard sword
- flaming familiar doppelgänger
- flaming glowsticks
- flaming juggler's balls
- flaming leaf crown
- flaming mushroom wine
- flamingo mallet
- flapper floppers
- flapper fly
- flashing novelty button
- flask of Amontillado
- flask of Gnomochloric acid
- flask of egggrog
- flask of moonshine
- flask of porquoise juice
- flask of port
- flat cider
- flat dough
- flat mushroom wine
- flavored foot massage oil
- fleetwood macaroni
- fleshy lump
- fleshy putty
- flickering pixel
- flimsy hardwood scraps
- floaty gravel
- floaty inverse geode
- floaty rock
- floaty rock helmet
- floaty rock necklace
- floaty rock pants
- floaty stone sphere
- floorboard cruft
- flour cookie
- fluid of fudge-finding
- flyest of shirts
- flypaper staff
- flytrap bezoar
- foam commodore's hat
- foam dart
- foam naval trousers
- foam pistol
- foggy glass globe
- foie gras
- folder (D-Team)
- folder (Jackass Plumber)
- folder (Seawolf)
- folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
- folder (barbarian)
- folder (blue)
- folder (catfish)
- folder (cyan)
- folder (dancing dolphins)
- folder (green)
- folder (holographic fractal)
- folder (magenta)
- folder (owl)
- folder (red)
- folder (skull and crossbones)
- folder (tranquil landscape)
- folder (yellow)
- food drive button
- food mailing list
- foon
- foon of fearfulness
- foon of fleshiness
- foon of foulness
- foon of frigidity
- foon of fulmination
- foot-long hot daub
- football helmet
- forbidden sausage
- foreign box
- forest canopy bed
- fossilized baboon skull
- fossilized bat skull
- fossilized demon skull
- fossilized limb
- fossilized necklace
- fossilized serpent skull
- fossilized spider skull
- fossilized spike
- fossilized spine
- fossilized torso
- fossilized wing
- fossilized wyrm skull
- four-leaf potato sprout
- fragile Christmas ornament
- fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
- frankincenser
- frayed rope belt
- free boots
- free-range mushroom
- freezin' bindle
- freightcake
- french-fry grabber
- fresh can of paint
- fresh coat of paint
- fried air
- frigid air mattress
- frigid derringer
- frigid fudgepuck
- frigid-ass club
- frilly skirt
- frontwinder skin
- frost-rimed desk bell
- frost-rimed seal hide
- frostbite-flavored Hob-O
- frozen Mob Penguin
- frozen banquet
- frozen seal spine
- frozen tofu pop
- fruit basket
- fruit bat
- fruit bowl
- fruit-stuffed rumcake
- fruitfilm
- fruity girl swill
- fruity pebble
- frying brainpan
- fudge bunny
- fudge cube
- fudge lily
- fudge pocket square
- fudgecule
- fudgecycle
- fudgesicle
- full meat tank
- fumble formula
- funhouse mirror
- funky brass fez
- funky junk key
- funny paper hat
- furry green earmuffs
- furry green turtle
- furry kilt
- furry pants
- furry pill
- furry skirt
- fustulent seal grulch
- fuzzy bracelets
- fuzzy polar bear ears
- gabardine gaiters
- gabardine garibaldi
- gabardine garland
- gabardine girdle
- gabardine gloves
- gabardine gunnysack
- gabardine smithereens
- gaffer's tape
- gallon of milk
- garbage sticker
- garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
- gasmask
- gator shades
- gatorskin umbrella
- gattoo
- gauze hammock
- gazing shoes
- generic healing potion
- generic mana potion
- generic restorative potion
- genie bottle
- genie's bracers
- genie's pants
- genie's scimitar
- genie's turbane
- ghast iron Garibaldi
- ghast iron cleaver
- ghast iron codpiece
- ghast iron heater shield
- ghast iron ingot
- ghost beer
- ghost pencil
- ghost pepper
- ghost pickle on a stick
- ghost protocol
- ghost shawl
- ghost thread
- ghost trap
- ghostly body paint
- ghostly dagger
- ghostly ectoplasm
- ghuol ears
- ghuol-ear kabob
- giant O
- giant X
- giant book of ancient carols
- giant candy cane
- giant cheesestick
- giant clay ashtray
- giant diamond ring
- giant fishhook
- giant free-range mushroom
- giant glass of brandy
- giant marshmallow
- giant pearl
- giant red gummi ingot
- giant yellow gummi ingot
- gibson
- gift-a-pult
- gilded BRICKO brick
- gilded BRICKO chalice
- gilded ancient cursed chest
- gill rings
- gin and tonic
- ginger beer
- gingerbeard
- gingerbread cigarette
- gingerbread dog treat
- gingerbread gavel
- gingerbread hoodie
- gingerbread house
- gingerbread mask
- gingerbread moneybag
- gingerbread nylons
- gingerbread pirate
- gingerbread pistol
- gingerbread restraining order
- gingerbread robot
- gingerbread smartphone
- gingerbread spice latte
- gingerbread tophat
- gingerbread trousers
- gingerbread waistcoat
- gingerbread wine
- gingernade
- gingerservo
- ginormous pumpkin
- ginseng
- glass casserole dish
- glass of "milk"
- glass of bourbon
- glass of drippy wine
- glass of goat's milk
- glass of raw eggs
- glass pie plate
- glistening oyster egg
- glistening staff
- glob of extra-green chlorophyll
- glob of undifferentiated tissue
- globe of Deep Sauce
- gloomy black mushroom
- gloomy mushroom wine
- glow-in-the-dark dart gun
- glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub
- glow-in-the-dark wristwatch
- glowing El Vibrato drone
- glowing frisbee
- glowing spore pod
- glyph of athleticism
- gnashing teeth
- gnat lasagna
- gnatloaf
- gnatloaf casserole
- gnatwing earring
- gnauga hide buckler
- gnauga hide chaps
- gnauga hide kilt
- gnauga hide skirt
- gnauga hide vest
- gnauga hide whip
- gnoll-tooth necklace
- goat cheese
- goblin bone hilt
- goblin collarbone
- gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
- gold skull ring
- golden banana
- golden fleece
- golden gum
- golden gun
- golden monkey statuette
- golden pet rock
- golden plastic oyster egg
- golden ring
- golden sausage
- golden tattoo gun
- golden twig
- goo magnet
- good gravy
- goodberry
- gooey drippy candy bar
- goofily-plumed helmet
- googly chest eyes
- googly-ball hat
- googly-heart hat
- googly-star hat
- gooified animal matter
- gooified mineral matter
- gooified vegetable matter
- gory drippy orb
- goulauncher
- government
- government cheese
- government per-diem
- government requisition form
- government-issue identification badge
- government-issued candy
- government-issued eyeshade
- government-issued necktie
- government-issued night-vision goggles
- government-issued slacks
- governor's daughter's lace collar
- governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
- governor's daughter's petticoats
- grain of sand
- grandfather watch
- grape troll doll
- grapefruit
- grapes
- grass blade
- grass clippings
- grass hat
- grass skirt
- grass whistle
- gravy boat
- gravy skin
- gravyskin buckler
- gravyskin hat
- gravyskin pants
- gravyskin skirt
- gray bow tie
- gray seashell
- grease cannon
- grease gun
- greasy desk bell
- great old fashioned
- greedy ghostling
- green BRICKO brick
- green LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- green bean casserole
- green candygram
- green cloth cap
- green eggnog
- green glowstick
- green gummi ingot
- green lava globs
- green mana
- green marshmallow
- green peawee marble
- green pill
- green pixie spog
- green rock candy
- green rocket
- green seashell
- green slime glob
- green snowcone
- green traffic cone
- green-iced sweet roll
- gregarious ghostling
- grey down vest
- grey gosling
- grimstone galoshes
- grimy lab coat
- grinning ghostling
- grip key
- grisly shield
- grizzled bearskin
- grog nuts
- groggipop
- groggles
- grogtini
- groose grease
- groovy prism necklace
- groping claw
- grouper fangirl
- groveling gravel
- grubby wool
- grubby wool beerwarmer
- grubby wool gloves
- grubby wool hat
- grubby wool scarf
- grubby wool trousers
- grubby woolball
- grue egg
- grue egg omelette
- grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
- guano coffee cup
- guffin
- guild application
- guilty sprout
- gummi ammonite
- gummi belemnite
- gummi bowtie
- gummi canary
- gummi fang
- gummi salamander
- gummi snake
- gummi sword
- gummi trilobite
- gumshoes
- gunky chicken
- gunner's daughter
- gunpowder burrito
- gunwale
- gunwale whalegun
- guts necklace
- gym membership card
- gyroscope
- haemolymphnode
- haiku katana
- hair of the calf
- hairy staff
- half double fruitcake
- half-digested rat
- half-empty carton of milk
- half-height cigar
- half-height unicycle
- half-melted spoon
- half-orchid
- halfberd
- halibut
- hamethyst bracelet
- hamethyst earring
- hamethyst-handled sixgun
- hand of Mr. Cards
- hand turkey outline
- hand-carved bokken
- handful of Boltsmann bearings
- handful of Laughing Willow bark
- handful of barley
- handful of bees
- handful of drink tickets
- handful of honey
- handful of juicy garbage
- handful of napalm
- handful of numbers
- handful of split pea soup
- handful of stubble
- handful of toilet paper
- handmade hobby horse
- hangman's hood
- hard cocoa
- hard rock
- hard spore pod
- hardboiled egg
- hardened slime belt
- hardened slime hat
- hardened slime pants
- hardening cream
- hardware upgrade
- hare pin
- harpoon
- haunted Hell ramen
- haunted bindle
- haunted bottle of vodka
- haunted cherry pie
- haunted doghouse
- haunted eggnog
- haunted gimlet
- haunted martini
- haunted orange
- haunted pizza
- hazmat helmet
- head of emberg lettuce
- head-mounted Trainbot
- heart cozy
- heart necklace
- heart of dark chocolate
- heart of rock and roll
- heart-shaped candy whetstone
- heart-shaped crate
- heather graham cracker
- heavy hot sauce
- heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
- hell in a bucket
- hemlock helm
- hemp backpack
- hemp candy necklace
- henna tattoo
- herb brownies
- herbal stuffing
- hermit factoid
- herringcello
- heteroerotic frat-paddle
- hewn moon-rune spoon
- hi-density nylocite leg armor
- hi-octane carrot juice
- hibernating Grimstone Golem
- hibernating robot reindeer
- hibiscus petal
- hideous egg
- high-end ginger wine
- high-speed upgrade
- high-temperature mining drill
- high-temperature mining mask
- high-test fishing line
- hippo skin buckler
- hippo tutu
- hippo whip
- hippopotamus kilt
- hippopotamus pants
- hippopotamus skirt
- hipster cocktail
- hoarded candy wad
- hobo dungarees
- hobo fortress blueprints
- hobo monkey
- hobo stogie
- hockey stick of furious angry rage
- holiday cheese log
- holiday log
- holiday smorgasbord
- holiday trip around the world
- hollow rock
- holly-flavored Hob-O
- holo-bomber
- holo-platoon
- holo-tank
- homeless hobo spirit
- homemade robot
- homemade robot gear
- honey bun of Boris
- honey dipper
- honey mead
- honey stick
- honey-drenched ham slice
- honeybritches
- honeypot
- hopeful candle
- hot buttered roll
- hot button candy
- hot cluster
- hot clusterbomb
- hot cross bow
- hot daub
- hot daub bun
- hot daub stand
- hot egg
- hot jelly
- hot pink lipstick
- hot spore pod
- hot stuffing
- hot wine
- hot-ass club
- hothammer
- hourglass
- house of twigs and spit
- house-sized mushroom
- housekeeping automa-core
- huge Crimbo cookie
- huge bowl of candy
- huge mint leaf
- huge pumpkin
- human musk
- humble pie
- humming El Vibrato drone
- hungover chauvinist pig
- hyperbolic plasma focuser
- hyperinflated seal lung
- hypnodisk
- iFlail
- iGoogly
- iShield
- ice baby
- ice harvest
- ice house
- ice pick
- ice rice
- ice sickle
- ice skate decoy
- ice skate doll
- ice skates
- ice wine
- ice-cold Willer
- ice-cold fotie
- ice-cold six-pack
- iceberg lettuce
- iceberglet
- iced plum wine
- iced-out bling
- icicle katana
- icing poncho
- illicit fish sauce
- imaginary lemon
- imbued seal-blubber candle
- imitation crab crate
- imitation crab zoea
- imitation nice watch
- imitation whetstone
- immense ballet shoes
- immense cyborg hand
- immense free-range mushroom
- imported taffy
- improved martini
- in-the-box spring shoes
- incense bath ball
- incredible pizza
- incredibly dense meat gem
- indie comic hipster glasses
- industrial fire extinguisher
- industrial frosting
- industrial lubricant
- industrially-crushed ice
- infant sandworm
- infernal snowball
- infernal toilet brush
- infinite BACON machine
- inflammable leaf
- inflatable LT&T telegraph office
- inflatable baseball bat
- inflatable duck
- ingot of seal-iron
- innuendo
- insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
- insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
- insulated gold wire
- insulting hat
- intact medium-wave antenna
- interesting clod of dirt
- intergalactic pom poms
- internet point
- interrogative elixir
- intimidating coiffure
- intricate clockwork big hand
- intricate clockwork birdhouse
- intricate clockwork cuckoo
- intricate clockwork disc
- intricate clockwork egg
- intricate clockwork little hand
- intricate clockwork numeral I
- intricate clockwork numeral II
- intricate clockwork numeral III
- intricate clockwork numeral IV
- intricate clockwork numeral IX
- intricate clockwork numeral V
- intricate clockwork numeral VI
- intricate clockwork numeral VII
- intricate clockwork numeral VIII
- intricate clockwork numeral X
- intricate clockwork numeral XI
- intricate clockwork numeral XII
- intricate music box parts
- invisibility potion
- invisible bag
- invisible potion
- ion grid
- ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
- iron chain
- iron dagger
- iron helmet
- ironic battle spoon
- ironic jogging shorts
- ironic knit cap
- ironic mint
- ironic moustache
- ironic oversized sunglasses
- irresistibility potion
- irritability potion
- ittah bittah hookah
- jagged tooth
- jalapeño slices
- jam band
- jamfish jam
- jar of fermented pickle juice
- jar of frostigkraut
- jar of magical relish
- jar of squeeze
- jar of swamp gas
- jar of swamp honey
- jawbruiser
- jet bennie marble
- jewel-eyed wizard hat
- jingle bell
- jitterbug larva
- jolly roger tattoo kit
- jug of "wine"
- jug of Gnomochloric acid
- jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- jug of baconstone juice
- jug of booze
- jug of hamethyst juice
- jug of porquoise juice
- juggling ball
- jumping bean burrito
- jumping bean taco
- juniper berries
- junk food
- kelp
- kelp-holly drape
- kerosene-soaked skip
- ketchup
- kevlateflocite helmet
- khaki duffel bag
- kickback cookbook
- kill screen
- killer rag doll
- killing feather
- kilopede skull
- king cookie
- kite
- kitten burglar
- kitty sheet music
- knight cookie
- knob mushroom wine
- knobby kneepads
- knoll mushroom wine
- knuckle sandwich
- kobold treasure hoard
- kumquartz
- kumquartz ring
- kumquat supersucker
- lab-grown meat
- labrador cookie
- large pile of sand
- large stone triangle
- large tankard of ale
- laser cannon
- laser targeting chip
- latte lovers club card
- latte lovers member's mug
- lava balaclava
- lava cake
- lavalarva
- lavawater
- lavender candygram
- lavender plastic oyster egg
- lawn dart
- lead collar
- lead umbrella
- lead yo-yo
- leaf
- leafy browns
- leather aviator's cap
- leather bookmark
- left bear arm
- left bracket
- left half of a heart necklace
- left parenthesis
- left-handed melodica
- leftover Crimbo rations
- leftover chocolate bar
- leftover pasty
- leftovers
- leftovers sandwich
- leg-mounted Trainbots
- leggings of the Spider Queen
- lemon popsicle
- lemonade marble
- lemony scales
- length of old fuse
- length of string
- less-than-three-shaped box
- lesser grodulated violet
- letterman's jacket
- lewd playing card
- li'l candy corn costume
- li'l ghost costume
- li'l knight costume
- li'l orphan tot
- li'l unicorn costume
- liar's pants
- libation of liveliness
- library card
- licorice boa
- licorice root
- licorice snake
- licorice whip
- lifeless meat doll
- lime supersucker
- limepatch
- linguini of the sea
- linoleum crossbow
- linoleum crossbow string
- linoleum helmet turtle
- linoleum meat stack
- linoleum staff
- linoleum stick
- linoleum sword
- linoleum sword hilt
- lint
- lip soup
- liquid ice pack
- liquid rhinestones
- liquid smoke
- lit leaf lasso
- literal grasshopper
- little box of fireworks
- little deuce cape
- little firkin
- little parachute guy
- little piece of steel
- little round pebble
- live lobster
- live nautical mine
- live wire
- livid energy
- llama lama cria
- loaded serum blowgun
- loaf of alien bread
- loaf of soda bread
- loafers
- locked mumming trunk
- lodestone
- logic synthesizer
- lollipop cufflinks
- lollipop stick
- long pork
- long pork chop sandwiches
- longbox of Batfellow comics
- loofah ladle
- loofah lavalier
- loofah lederhosen
- loofah legwarmers
- loofah lei
- loofah lumberjack's hat
- loofah lumps
- loose blade
- loose purse strings
- lost elf luggage
- love
- love song of disturbing obsession
- love song of icy revenge
- love song of naughty innuendo
- love song of smoldering passion
- love song of sugary cuteness
- love song of vague ambiguity
- lovecat tail
- low tide martini
- lowercase a
- lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
- lucky Tam O'Shanter
- lucky Tam O'Shatner
- lucky army helmet
- lucky ball-and-chain
- lucky bottlecap
- lucky cat statue
- lucky gold ring
- lucky lighter
- lucky moai statuette
- lucky napkin
- lucky rabbitfish fin
- lucky-ish pill
- lump of bauxite
- lump of black ichor
- lump of coal
- lump of goofball ore
- lump of loyal latite
- lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
- lupine appetite hormones
- lustrous drippy orb
- luxury fly-tying workbench
- lynyrdskin breeches
- lynyrdskin cap
- machetito
- machine elf capsule
- macroplane grater
- mad scientist's sock monkey
- madius
- mafia aria
- mafia filofax
- mafia middle finger ring
- mafia organizer badge
- mafia pinky ring
- mafia pointer finger ring
- mafia thumb ring
- mafia wedding ring
- magenta seashell
- magic dragonfish fry
- magical battery
- magical mystery juice
- magical sausage
- magical sausage casing
- magnetic field
- magnificent oyster egg
- magnum of fancy champagne
- maid head
- makeshift castanets
- makeshift crane
- makeshift sixgun
- malevolent medallion
- mana-basted tofurkey leg
- mana-coated yams
- mana-fortified cranberry sauce
- mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
- manly bloomers
- mannequin leg
- mantis skull
- map to Anemone Mine
- map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
- map to Madness Reef
- map to a candy-rich block
- map to the Cursed Village
- map to the Dive Bar
- map to the Marinara Trench
- map to the Mystic Wood
- map to the Putrid Swamp
- map to the Skate Park
- map to the Sprawling Cemetery
- map to the Towering Mountains
- marble maebari
- marble magnet
- marble mantle
- marble mariachi hat
- marble medallion
- marble mignonette bowl
- marble molecules
- margarita
- mariachi toothpaste
- marinara jug
- marine aquamarine
- marionette collective
- marshmallow bomb
- marshmallow flambé
- marshroom
- martiny
- mashed potatoes
- mass of wriggling tentacles
- massive wrench
- mauve paisley oyster egg
- mauve plastic oyster egg
- mayfly bait necklace
- mayo pump
- meat cowboy hat
- meat face
- meat from yesterday
- meat golem
- meat shield
- meat st‰¿bing club
- meatball
- meatball machine
- meatloaf helmet
- meatsmithing guide
- meatspout staff
- meaty helmet turtle
- mechanically-mulled cider
- medium slimy cyst
- medium stone triangle
- megacopia
- melon-infused sake
- meme generator
- memory of a CA base pair
- memory of a CG base pair
- memory of a CT base pair
- memory of a GT base pair
- memory of an AG base pair
- memory of an AT base pair
- menorette
- mentholated wine
- mercenary pistol
- mermaid's purse
- mesquito proboscis
- messenger bag RNA
- metal band T-shirt
- metal mandible
- metallic foil bow
- metallic foil cat ears
- metallic foil radar dish
- metandienone
- meteor shower cap
- meteorite earring
- meteorite fragment
- meteorite guard
- meteorite necklace
- meteorite ring
- metrognome
- micronova
- microwave stogie
- midget clownfish
- midriff scrubs
- milestone
- military candy cane
- military orb
- military-grade peppermint oil
- mime eraser
- mime-proof sunglasses
- mimeplasm
- miming shirt
- mimosette
- mince pie
- mini kiwi
- mini kiwi aioli
- mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
- mini kiwi bikini
- mini kiwi digitized cookies
- mini kiwi egg
- mini kiwi icepick
- mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
- mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
- mini kiwi invisible dirigible
- mini kiwi silicon tiepin
- mini kiwi tipi
- mini kiwi whipping stick
- mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
- mini kiwitini
- mini-marshmallow dispenser
- miniature Embering Hulk
- miniature Jacob's ladder
- miniature antlers
- miniature carton of clove cigarettes
- miniature castagnets
- miniature coffin
- miniature crystal ball
- miniature deck cannon
- miniature dormouse
- miniature espresso maker
- miniature goose mask
- miniature gravy-covered maypole
- miniature power pill
- miniature pruning shears
- miniature stuffed Goth Giant
- miniature tophat
- minin' dynamite
- miniscule temporal rip
- mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- mint condition magnifying glass
- mint-condition magic wand
- mint-in-box Powerful Glove
- mirrored aviator shades
- misfit dolly
- misfit hobby horse
- misfit teddy bear
- misshapen animal skeleton
- missing semicolon
- missing wine
- moai toai
- moaiball
- model train set
- modern picture frame
- moist barrel
- moist sack
- mole skin notebook
- molehill mountain
- molten brick
- molten medallion
- monkey barf
- monster bait
- monstrous monocle
- moomy dust
- moon-amber
- moon-amber necklace
- moose chocolate
- moose thought
- moosemeat pie
- moreltini
- morning dew
- moss floss
- moss mace
- moss mantle
- moss marlinspike
- moss medal
- moss megaphone
- moss mitre
- moss mulch
- mostly rat-hide leggings
- mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
- mother's necklace
- mother's secret recipe
- motivational poster
- mouldering barrel
- mountain lion skin
- mourning wine
- moustache sock
- moveable feast
- muddy skirt
- mulled blood
- mulled cider
- mulled wine
- mummified entombed cookbookbat
- mumming trunk
- mummy costume
- mummy mask
- murderbot component casing
- murderbot live wire
- murderbot mask
- murderbot memory chip
- murderbot monofilament
- murderbot plasma rifle
- murderbot power cell
- murderbot shield unit
- murderbot spring injector
- murderbot whip
- muscular soup
- mushroom fermenting solution
- mushroom filet
- mushroom pizza
- mushroom slab
- mushroom tea
- mushroom whiskey
- musty moccasins
- mutant arm
- mutant cactus bud
- mutant crown
- mutant fire ant egg
- mutant gila monster egg
- mutant legs
- mutant rattlesnake egg
- mutated candy lump
- mylar scout drone
- myrrh pouch
- myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
- mysterious chest
- mysterious present
- mystery lollipop
- nail file
- name change form
- nanite-infested eggnog
- nanofiber cloth
- nasty desk bell
- nasty gum
- nasty rat mask
- nasty-ass club
- nativity shorts
- natto marble soda
- natto-infused sake
- natural fennel soda
- natural magick candle
- naughty fortune teller
- naughty origami kit
- naughty paper shuriken
- nauseating reagent
- navel ring of navel gazing
- ncle leg
- neck wreath
- necrotizing body spray
- neg grog
- nervous tick egg
- nest egg
- neutron lollipop
- new habit
- newborn kobold
- newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
- nice warm beer
- nicksilver ring
- nicksilver spurs
- night-vision goggles
- ninja mop
- ninja pirate zombie robot
- ninjammies
- noir fedora
- non-Euclidean angle
- non-stick pugil stick
- normal barrel
- norwhal helmet
- nosy nose ringy ring
- note from Clancy
- nothing-in-the-box
- nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
- nothingtini
- nozzle of the Phoenix
- nuclear stockpile
- nugget of nicksilver
- nugget of quicksilver
- nugget of sicksilver
- nugget of slicksilver
- nugget of wicksilver
- numberwang
- nurse's hat
- nutcracking pliers
- nylon Christmas stockings
- obnoxious riddle
- obsidian nutcracker
- octolus oculus
- octolus-skin cloak
- off-hand balloon
- off-white striped oyster egg
- offensive moustache
- officer's nog
- oil of expertise
- oil of oiliness
- oil slacks
- oily boid
- oily golden mushroom
- oily mushroom wine
- old ball and chain
- old candy wrapper
- old chum
- old dry bone
- old leather wallet
- old love note
- old patched suit-pants
- old school Mafia knicke½æ
- old school Mafia knickerbockers
- old school beer pull tab
- old school flying disc
- old soft shoes
- old-fashioned
- old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
- old-school pirate grog
- oldcake
- one million meat pancakes
- one piece of bubble gum
- one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
- one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
- one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
- one-day ticket to The Glaciest
- one-winged stab bat
- onion shurikens
- onyx bishop
- onyx king
- onyx pawn
- onyx queen
- onyx rook
- oozenog
- opium grenade
- optimal spreadsheet
- orange and black Crimboween candy
- orange boxing gloves
- orange candygram
- orange glowstick
- orange popsicle
- orange slime glob
- orange snowcone
- orange traffic cone
- organ grinder
- organic potpourri
- origami "gentlemen's" magazine
- origami pasties
- origami riding crop
- oriole-feather headdress
- ornamental sextant
- ornate ancient cursed chest
- orphan baby yeti
- out-of-work circus flea
- outrageous sombrero
- over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
- overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
- overclocked avian microprocessor
- overflowing gift basket
- overloaded Yule battery
- overloaded short-pulse transistor
- overpowering mushroom wine
- overpriced "imported" beer
- oversized fish scaler
- oversized ice molecule
- ovoid leather thing
- oxygenated eggnog helmet
- oyster basket
- oyster egg balloon
- pacification grenade
- pack of chewing gum
- pack of pogs
- packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
- packaged Everfull Dart Holster
- packaged June cleaver
- packaged Jurassic Parka
- packaged Pocket Professor
- packaged Roman Candelabra
- packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- packaged backup camera
- packaged cold medicine cabinet
- packaged familiar scrapbook
- packaged industrial fire extinguisher
- packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
- packaged luxury garment
- packaged miniature crystal ball
- packaged model train set
- packet of beer nuts
- packet of beer seeds
- packet of mayfly bait
- packet of mushroom spores
- packet of pumpkin seeds
- packet of rock seeds
- packet of tall grass seeds
- packet of thanksgarden seeds
- packet of tofurkey gravy
- packet of winter seeds
- paint palette
- painted shield
- painting of a glass of wine
- pair of bolt cutters
- pair of candy glasses
- pair of pearidot earrings
- pair of plants
- pair of ragged claws
- pair of scissors
- pair of twitching claws
- palm-frond cloak
- palm-frond fan
- palm-frond net
- panhandle panhandling hat
- panicked kernel
- pantogram
- papaya
- papaya slung
- paper-plate-mail pants
- paperclip
- paperclip cape
- paperclip pants
- paperclip sproinger
- paperclip turban
- paperclip-on tie
- papier-mâché base
- papier-mâché bowl
- papier-mâché glob
- papier-mâché handle
- papier-mâché plaque
- papier-mâché toothpicks
- papier-mâché trophy piñata
- papier-mâchéte
- papier-mâchaeranthera
- papier-mâchine gun
- papier-mâchuridars
- papier-masque
- papier-mitre
- papier-mochi
- paraffin palazzos
- paraffin pendant
- paraffin pieces
- paraffin pith helmet
- paraffin poncho
- paraffin pseudoaccordion
- paraffin punching bag
- parasitic claw
- parasitic headgnawer
- parasitic strangleworm
- parasitic tentacles
- party balloon
- party beer bomb
- party crasher
- party hat
- party mouse hat
- party platter for one
- party pup
- party whip
- passable elf mask
- passed-out psychedelic bear
- patch of extra-warm fur
- patent alacrity tonic
- patent avarice tonic
- patent invisibility tonic
- patent leather shoes
- patent preventative tonic
- patent sallowness tonic
- pea brittle
- peace shooter
- peace turkey outline
- peace-sign necklace
- peach lozenge
- peanut sauce
- pear
- pear supersucker
- pearidot
- pearl diver's necklace
- pearl diver's ring
- peasco sour
- peaza
- pebble of proud pyrite
- pebblebräu
- pegfinger
- penguin shorts
- penguin skin buckler
- penguin thesaurus
- penguin whip
- penguin-smacking club
- penguinskin mini-kilt
- penguinskin mini-skirt
- pentacorn hat
- peppermint bomb
- peppermint crook
- peppermint donut
- peppermint harpoon gun
- peppermint parasol
- peppermint pegleg
- peppermint rhino baby
- peppermint spine
- peppermint sprig
- peppermint sprout
- peppermint syrup
- peppermint tack
- peppermint twist
- peppermint-scented socks
- percent sign
- perfect Christmas scarf
- perfect cosmopolitan
- perfect dark and stormy
- perfect mimosa
- perfect negroni
- perfect old-fashioned
- perfect paloma
- perfectly ordinary frog
- pernicious cudgel
- perpendicular hula with a fly in it
- personal graffiti kit
- personal massager
- personal raindrop
- personalized coffee mug
- personalized wassail stein
- pestoblade
- pet anchor
- pet bad vibe
- pet rock
- petit 4.1
- petit fortran
- petrified noodles
- petrified time
- petrified wood
- pewter candlestick
- pewter claymore
- pewter shavings
- ph balancer
- phial of coldness
- phial of hotness
- phial of sleaziness
- phial of spookiness
- phial of stench
- photo booth sized crate
- physiostim pill
- pickled bread
- pickled grasshopper
- picky tweezers
- picture of a dead guy's girlfriend
- picture of you
- pie crust
- piece of cake
- piece of coral
- piece of driftwood
- piece of wedding cake
- pig-iron bracers
- pig-iron helm
- pig-iron shinguards
- pile of Trainbot parts
- pile of dirt
- pile of gritty sand
- pile of loose snow
- pile of sand
- pile of smoking rags
- pilgrim shield
- pimpin' meat hat
- pine cone
- pine cone necklace
- pineapple slab
- ping-pong ball
- ping-pong paddle
- pink candy heart
- pink candygram
- pink glowstick
- pink pinkslip slip
- pink plastic baby
- pink-belly slapper
- pink-frosted astral cupcake
- pint of sweat
- pipe wrench
- piracetam
- piranha pollen
- pirate brochure
- pirate encryption key (complete)
- pirate encryption key alpha
- pirate encryption key bravo
- pirate encryption key charlie
- pirate encryption key delta
- pirate fork
- pirate hook
- pirate pamphlet
- pirate pantaloons
- pirate radio ring
- pirate shaving cream
- pirate shirt
- pirate skull
- pirate zombie head
- pirate zombie robot head
- piratical blunderbuss
- pirrrate's currrse
- piscatini
- pitchfork
- pixel banana
- pixel beer
- pixel boomerang
- pixel bread
- pixel chain whip
- pixel coin
- pixel cross
- pixel daiquiri
- pixel grappling hook
- pixel hat
- pixel holy water
- pixel lemon
- pixel orb
- pixel pants
- pixel pill
- pixel power cell
- pixel rock
- pixel shield
- pixel star
- pixel stopwatch
- pixel sword
- pixel whip
- pixel whiskey
- pixellated candy heart
- pixellated moneybag
- pixie axie
- plaid cowboy hat
- plaid pocket square
- plaid skirt
- plaid swatch
- plain brown wrapper
- plain calzone
- plain candy cane
- plain paper hat
- plain pizza
- plain snowcone
- plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
- plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
- plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- plastic Crimbo reindeer
- plastic bazooka
- plastic bib
- plastic cup of beer
- plastic cup of flat beer
- plastic doll arms
- plastic doll legs
- plastic guitar
- plastic nunchaku
- plastic passion fruit
- plastic piranha pot
- plastic pirate hat
- plastic pumpkin bucket
- plastic spider ring
- plastic vampire fangs
- plate of Frigid Northern Beans
- plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans
- plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
- plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- plexifoam chin strap
- plexiglass pants
- plexiglass pendant
- plexiglass pikestaff
- plexiglass pinky ring
- plexiglass pith helmet
- plexiglass pocketwatch
- plot hole
- plum lozenge
- plum wine
- plump free-range mushroom
- plus one
- plush alien hamsterpus
- plush dogcat
- plush ferrelf
- plush hamsterpus
- plush mutated alielephant
- plush mutated alielf
- plush sea serpent
- pocket ace
- pocket lint (blue)
- pocket lint (green)
- pocket lint (orange)
- pocket lint (white)
- pocket maze
- pocket theremin
- pocket wish
- pocketwatch on a chain
- pog #01 (spider)
- pog #02 (Knob goblin)
- pog #03 (warwelf)
- pog #04 (skleleton)
- pog #05 (ninja snowman)
- pog #06 (filthy hippy)
- pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
- pog #08 (hellion)
- pog #09 (pirate)
- pog #10 (hobo)
- pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)
- pogo stick
- pointed stick
- pointy mushroom
- pointy mushroom wine
- pointy red hat
- poison pen
- poisonsettia
- polished moon-amber
- polka-dot bow tie
- polyalloy shield
- polyeaster egg
- polyester pad
- polyester parachute
- polyester peeler
- polyester pettipants
- polyester pulsera
- polyesterene powder
- polymorphic fastening apparatus
- poncho de azucar
- poodle skirt
- pool cue
- pool of liquid metal
- pool shark hair oil
- pool torpedo
- poppy
- popsicle stick
- porcelain candy dish
- porcelain pelerine
- porcelain pepper mill
- porcelain phantom mask
- porcelain plus-fours
- porcelain police baton
- porcelain porkpie
- porcelain powder
- pork elf goodies sack
- porquoise bracelet
- porquoise necklace
- porquoise-handled sixgun
- portable Mayo Clinic
- portable Othello set
- portable Spacegate
- portable cassette player
- portable corkscrew
- portable dam
- portable housekeeping robot
- portable motorcycle
- portable pantogram
- portable photocopier
- portable ping-pong table
- portable steam unit
- portable table
- possessed tomato
- possibility potion
- post-holiday sale coupon
- potato alarm clock
- potato jacket
- potato masher
- potato pistol
- potato sprout
- potent potion of potency
- potion of potency
- potion of temporary gr8ness
- potion of the field gar
- potted power plant
- potted tea tree
- pottery barn owl figurine
- pottery club
- pottery hat
- pottery shield
- pottery training pants
- pottery yo-yo
- poultrygeist
- powdered candy sushi set
- powdered dice
- powdered donut
- powdered madness
- powdered organs
- powdered oxygen
- powdered sealbone
- powdered toad horn
- powdered wig
- power pill
- power seed
- power sock
- pr0n cocktail
- pr0n legs
- pr0n m4nic0tti
- pr0n taco
- prank Crimbo card
- praying Grim Brother
- precision snowball
- pregnant gloomy black mushroom
- pregnant mushroom
- pregnant oily golden mushroom
- prehistoric spear
- present
- press-on ribs
- pressurized potion of perspicacity
- pressurized potion of pneumaticity
- pressurized potion of possessiveness
- pressurized potion of proficiency
- pressurized potion of puissance
- pressurized potion of pulchritude
- pretty bouquet
- pretty flower
- priceless diamond
- primitive alien blowgun
- primitive alien booze
- primitive alien loincloth
- primitive alien mask
- primitive alien medicine
- primitive alien necklace
- primitive alien salad
- primitive alien spear
- primitive alien totem
- print screen button
- prismatic wad
- pristine fish scale
- pristine piranha seed
- pristine walrus tusk
- pro skateboard
- probability potion
- procrastination potion
- profane eye patch
- programmable turtle
- prohie's hat
- projectile chemistry set
- projectile icemaker
- propeller beanie
- protection stick
- protein paste
- proto-proto-protozoa
- protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
- protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
- protogenetic chunklet (lips)
- protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
- protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
- protonic accelerator pack
- prototype stimulant
- prussian cathouse
- psychedelic bubble wand
- psychic's amulet
- psychic's circlet
- psychic's crystal ball
- psychic's pslacks
- psychoanalytic jar
- pteruges
- puce striped oyster egg
- pulled blue taffy
- pulled green taffy
- pulled indigo taffy
- pulled orange taffy
- pulled porquoise ring
- pulled red taffy
- pulled violet taffy
- pulled yellow taffy
- pulsing flesh
- pump-up high-tops
- pumpkin
- pumpkin beer
- pumpkin bomb
- pumpkin juice
- pumpkin spice whorl
- pumpkinhead mask
- punch-drunk punch
- punching mirror
- puppet strings
- purple glowstick
- purple snowcone
- purple-frosted astral cupcake
- purpleheart "pants"
- purpleheart logs
- putty coat
- puzzling ribbon
- puzzling trophy
- pygmy blowgun
- pygmy briefs
- pygmy bugbear shaman
- pygmy nose-bone
- pygmy phone number
- pygmy pygment
- pygmy spear
- quadroculars
- quake of arrows
- quantized familiar
- quantized familiar experience
- quantum nanopolymer spider web
- quantum of familiar
- quantum polarity inducer
- quantum watch
- queen cookie
- questionable taco
- quicksilver ring
- quicksilver spurs
- quirky accordion
- rabbit punch
- rack of dinosaur ribs
- radiator heater shield
- radio button candy
- radioactive chew toy
- raffle prize box
- raffle ticket
- rag doll
- ragged wool yarn
- rainbow bomb
- rainbow crossbow
- rainbow glitter candle
- rainbow jellybean
- rainbow pearl
- rainbow pearl earring
- rainbow pearl necklace
- rainbow pearl ring
- rainbow sauce
- rainbow tie
- ram-battering staff
- ramekin of space nuts
- rare oboe
- rat appendix kabob
- rat scrapple
- ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- ratskin belt
- ratskin pajama pants
- rattail whip
- rattlesnake enrager
- ravenous eye
- raw bread
- raw cranberry sauce
- raw gravy
- raw green beans
- raw mincemeat
- raw potato
- raw stuffing
- raw sweet potato
- raw turkey
- real cowboy hat
- really nice lump of coal
- really nice net
- really really sticky spider web
- really sticky spider web
- really thick bandage
- really tiny cocktail shaker
- record of infuriating silence
- record of infuriating silence (used)
- record of menacing silence
- record of menacing silence (used)
- record of tranquil silence
- record of tranquil silence (used)
- recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
- recovered cufflinks
- recursive spline reticulator
- red LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- red and white claret
- red box
- red coin
- red gummi ingot
- red mana
- red money bag
- red plastic baby
- red plumber's boots
- red polka-dot oyster egg
- red potion
- red rocket
- red snowcone
- red traffic cone
- red wagon
- red white and blue claret
- red-and-green microcamera
- red-headed corpse
- red-hot jawbreaker
- red-hot knucklebone
- red-hot medallion
- red-hot sausage fork
- red-soled high heels
- red-spotted snapper roe
- redrum
- redwood rain stick
- refrigerated biohazard container
- refurbished air fryer
- regret hose
- rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
- reinforced furry underpants
- reliable sixgun
- remorseless knife
- repaid diaper
- repaired El Vibrato drone
- repeating crossbow
- replica Elf Guard medal
- replica Ten Dollars
- replica bat-oomerang
- replica key
- research fragment
- residual chitin paste
- resolution: be feistier
- resolution: be kinder
- resolution: be luckier
- resolution: be more adventurous
- resolution: be smarter
- resolution: be wealthier
- respected companion biscuit
- reverse Tantalus
- reverse-oscillating klystron
- rewinged stab bat
- rhesus monkey
- rhinestone
- rhinestone cowhorn
- rhinoceros horn
- rib of the Bonerdagon
- ribbon candy ascot
- riboflavin
- rickety old unicycle
- ridiculous belt
- ridiculous cocktail
- ridiculous earring
- ridiculous sunglasses
- rigging knot
- right bear arm
- right half of a heart necklace
- right parenthesis
- rigid carapace
- ring
- ring of adornment
- ring of cold resistance
- ring of conflict
- ring of fire resistance
- ring of gain strength
- ring of teleportation
- ring of the Skeleton Lord
- roasted vegetable focaccia
- roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
- robin flan
- robin nog
- robin's egg
- roboduck-on-a-string
- robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.
- robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.
- robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
- robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
- robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
- robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.
- robotronic egg
- [2108]rock
- rock lobster
- rocket fuel
- rockfish stomach
- rockin' wagon with a fly in it
- rocky road ice cream
- rodeo whiskey
- rogue swarmer
- roll of Hob-Os
- roll of drink tickets
- roll of meat
- roller skate decoy
- roller skate doll
- rook cookie
- room scale green bean casserole
- root beer
- root beer barrel
- rope with some soap on it
- rose-colored glasses
- rotten tomato
- rotting barrel
- rotting cowskin
- round blue bomb
- rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
- rubber axe
- rubber baby doll
- rubber band gun
- rubber doll body
- rubber doll head
- rubber nubbin
- rubber spatula
- rum ball
- rum barrel charrrm bracelet
- rum-soaked fruitcake
- rune-strewn spoon cocoon
- rusty broken diving helmet
- rusty compass
- rusty diving helmet
- rusty metal greaves
- rusty metal key
- rusty old lantern
- rusty porthole
- rusty rivet
- rusty speargun
- rusty staff
- rusty valve wheel
- rutabuga bag
- rxr shield
- s'more
- s'more gun
- sabre teeth
- sachet of strange powder
- sack lunch
- sack of doorknobs
- safety vest
- saffron antaravasaka
- saffron uttarasanga
- salacious screwdiver
- salinated mint julep
- salmagumdi
- salt plum sake
- salted mutton
- saltwaterbed
- salty dog
- salty drippy candy bar
- sampler size toothpaste
- samurai turtle
- samurai turtle helmet
- sandcastle
- sandpaper
- sandwich of the gods
- sane hatrack
- sangria del diablo
- sardine can key
- sauce of the ages
- sausage golem
- sausage without a cause
- sausage wonton
- savings bond
- savory crossbow
- savory dry noodles
- savory staff
- sawblade fragment
- sawed-off blunderbuss
- scabrous seal epaulets
- scale-mail underwear
- scary death orb
- scepter of the Skeleton Lord
- school spirit socket set
- scimitar cozy
- scissor duck
- scotch on the rocks
- scrap of shadow
- scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
- screwdiver
- screwdriver
- scroll case
- scroll of minor invulnerability
- scroll of protection from lycanthropes
- scrumdiddlyumptious solution
- scrumptious ice ant
- sea avocado
- sea cape
- sea chaps
- sea cowboy hat
- sea cucumber
- sea holster
- sea jelly
- sea mantle
- sea salt crystal
- sea shawl
- sea truffle
- sea-worn candlestick
- seal lube
- seal medal
- seal-toothed rock
- sealhide belt
- sealhide buckler
- sealhide cloak
- sealhide gloves
- sealhide hood
- sealhide leggings
- sealhide moccasins
- sealhide seal doll
- sealhide snare
- sealhide whip
- sealskin drum
- seaweed
- sebaceous shield
- second-hand knockoff engagement ring
- secret blend of herbs and spices
- secret from the future
- security automa-core
- self-dribbling basketball
- self-repairing earmuffs
- senate fly thorax
- sentient meat mass
- sequin-encrusted sweater
- sequined fez
- servomechanical torsion facilitator
- set of Unobtainium straps
- set of jacks
- severed flipper
- severed rocking horse head
- sew-on bandage
- sewer snake
- sewing kit
- shadow bread
- shadow brick
- shadow candle
- shadow candy
- shadow chef's hat
- shadow flame
- shadow fluid
- shadow glass
- shadow hammer
- shadow hot dog
- shadow ice
- shadow martini
- shadow monocle
- shadow nectar
- shadow needle
- shadow pill
- shadow sausage
- shadow sinew
- shadow skin
- shadow stick
- shadow trousers
- shadow venom
- shadowy cheat sheet
- shadowy seal eye
- shaker of dry rub
- shaking skull
- sham champagne
- shapeless wide-brimmed hat
- sharkfin gumbo
- sharpened hubcap
- sharpened spoon
- shield of the Skeleton Lord
- shim of shame shale
- shimmering tendrils
- shin gourds
- shining goblet
- shiny butcherknife
- shipwright's hammer
- shock collar
- shoe gum
- short beer
- short glass of water
- short stack of pancakes
- short stick of butter
- short white
- shortest-order cook
- shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- shot of blackberry schnapps
- shot of flower schnapps
- shot of granola liqueur
- shot of orange schnapps
- shot of peach schnapps
- shot of wasp venom
- shoulder-mounted Trainbot
- shrine to the Barrel god
- shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
- shroomtini
- shuddering cow skull
- shuddersword
- sicksilver ring
- sicksilver spurs
- siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
- signal fragment
- signal receiver
- silent beret
- silicon-infused gluteal shield
- silk garter snake
- silky pirate drawers
- silver Dreadsylvanian flask
- silver cow creamer
- silver cow skull
- silver keg
- silver sausage
- silver shotgun shell
- silver table-scraper
- silver tongue charrrm bracelet
- single entendre
- single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- single swig of vodka
- single-serving herbal stuffing
- single-use dust mask
- sinister altar fragment
- sinister ancient tablet
- sinister demon mask
- sinistral homunculus
- six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
- six-rainbow shield
- sizzling desk bell
- sizzling seal fat
- skate board
- skate skates
- skewered cat appendix
- skewered cherry
- skewered jumbo olive
- skewered lime
- ski resort souvenir crate
- skin oil
- skull capacitor
- skull gearshift knob
- skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
- skulldozer egg
- slap and slap again recipe
- slap and tickle with a fly in it
- sleaze cluster
- sleaze clusterbomb
- sleaze jelly
- sleazy bindle
- sleazy fairy gravy
- sleeping patriotic eagle
- sleeping piano cat
- sleeping profane parrot
- sleeping snowy owl
- sleeping stocking
- slice of pizza
- slicksilver ring
- slicksilver spurs
- slightly peevedbow
- slime convention swag bag
- slime fedora
- slime knuckles
- slime shooter
- slime stack
- slime waders
- slime-covered club
- slime-covered compass
- slime-covered greaves
- slime-covered helmet
- slime-covered lantern
- slime-covered necklace
- slime-covered shovel
- slime-covered speargun
- slime-covered staff
- slime-soaked brain
- slime-soaked hypophysis
- slime-soaked sweat gland
- slimy chest
- slimy fermented bile bladder
- slingshot
- slippery when wet shield
- slow jam collection
- sludgesicle
- slug of vodka
- small Crimbo Pressie
- small golem
- small pile of sand
- small slimy cyst
- small stone triangle
- smart watch
- smelted roe
- smile-sharpening stone
- smiley-face sticker
- smiling rat
- smoked potsherd
- smoking grass
- smoking talon
- smoldering bagel punch
- smoldering box
- smoldering leafcutter ant egg
- smoldering staff
- smooth mushroom wine
- smooth velvet bra
- smooth velvet hanky
- smooth velvet hat
- smooth velvet pants
- smooth velvet pocket square
- smooth velvet shirt
- smooth velvet socks
- smudged alchemical recipe
- snailmail breeches
- snailmail coif
- snake oil
- snake skin
- snakebite
- snakeskin cowboy hat
- snakeskin jacket
- snakeskin thighboots
- snarling wolf shield
- sneakeasies
- sneaky wrapping paper
- snorkel
- snow belly
- snow berries
- snow cleats
- snow fort
- snow hat
- snow pants
- snowball
- snowman-enchanting tophat
- snowpack
- snowstick
- sober pill
- soft cap of diminishing returns
- software bug
- software glitch
- soggy elf shoes
- soilzerac
- solid asbestos box
- solid chrome box
- solid gold jewel
- solid linoleum box
- solid shifting time weirdness
- sonar fishfinder
- sorority girl's box
- soul coin
- soul doorbell
- soul knife
- soul mask
- soul monocle
- soup-chucks
- sour ball and chain
- souvenir flag
- soy cordial
- soyburger juice
- soylent staff
- space bar
- space beast fur
- space beast fur hat
- space beast fur pants
- space beast fur whip
- space blanket
- space chowder
- space heater
- space invader
- space jam
- space jellybicycle
- space needle
- space pirate treasure map
- space planula
- space port
- space trooper helmet
- space wine
- spaghetti breakfast
- spaghetti with ghost balls
- spaghetti with rock-balls
- spaghetti-box banjo
- spant backplate
- spant chitin
- spant egg casing
- spant shield
- spant shoulderpads
- spant spear
- spant tendon
- spants
- spare battery
- spare chocolate parts
- sparking El Vibrato drone
- sparkling orb
- sparkly engagement ring
- spearfish fishing spear
- special edition Batfellow comic
- special sauce glove
- spectral jelly
- speed limit shield
- spice melange
- spiced rum
- spicy bean burrito
- spicy enchanted bean burrito
- spicy jumping bean burrito
- spicy noodles
- spider leg
- spiky turtle helmet
- spiky turtle shield
- spiky turtle shoulderpads
- spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
- spirit bed
- spirit bell
- spirit blanket
- spirit gum
- spirit mattress
- spirit pillow
- spirit sheet
- spiritual eggnog
- splendid martini
- sponge helmet
- spongy shield
- spooky bark
- spooky bicycle chain
- spooky bindle
- spooky cluster
- spooky clusterbomb
- spooky cosmetics bag
- spooky eggnog
- spooky felt
- spooky jelly
- spooky length of string
- spooky lipstick
- spooky mushroom wine
- spooky pirate skeleton
- spooky rattling cigar box
- spooky sap
- spooky scarecrow
- spooky shroomkabob
- spooky stuffing
- spooky toy wheel
- spooky wad
- spooky wooden block
- spoon!
- spork
- spring shoes
- sprinkle-begging cup
- sprinkles
- sprocket assembly
- squamous polyp
- square CRIMBCOOKIE
- square sponge pants
- squeaky staff
- squirming Slime larva
- squirming egg sac
- squirmy violent party snack
- stained glass serape
- stained glass shards
- stained glass shield
- stained glass shiv
- stained glass spectacles
- stained glass stetson
- stained glass suspenders
- stained hard candy
- stained mattress
- stainless steel skullcap
- stainless steel slacks
- stainless steel solitaire
- standards and practices guide
- staph of homophones
- stapler bear
- star boomerang
- star key lime
- star pop
- star shirt
- star spatula
- star stiletto
- star throwing star
- starchy crossbow
- starchy staff
- status cymbal
- stealth bomber
- steamed oyster
- steaming evil
- steel knuckles
- steel sword
- steely marble
- stench cluster
- stench clusterbomb
- stench jelly
- stick
- stick of firewood
- stick-on eyebrow piercing
- stick-on-a-string
- sticky meat kilt
- sticky meat pants
- sticky meat skirt
- sticky sword blade
- still grill
- stinkin' bindle
- stinking agaricus
- stinkwater
- stinky cheese ball
- stinky cheese diaper
- stinky cheese eye
- stinky cheese sword
- stinky cheese wheel
- stinky fannypack
- stinky mushroom wine
- stomp box
- stone banjo
- stone turtle
- stop shield
- strange cube
- strange helix fossil
- strange shiny disc
- strange stalagmite
- strange stone pyramid
- straw hat
- strawberry popsicle
- strawberry supersucker
- strawberry-flavored Hob-O
- strawberyl
- strawberyl necklace
- streetfighting champion's belt
- string of Crimbo lights
- string of blue beads
- string of green beads
- string of red beads
- stringy sinew
- structural ember
- studded leather boxer shorts
- studded sealhide shield
- stuffed "L"
- stuffed Hodgman
- stuffed bandersnatch
- stuffed carpenter
- stuffed caterpillar
- stuffed club
- stuffed crazy bastard sword
- stuffed dinosaur
- stuffed doppelshifter
- stuffed kraken
- stuffed martini
- stuffed pocketwatch
- stuffed porpoise
- stuffed red and green pepper (stale)
- stuffed yam stinkbomb
- stuffed yo-yo
- stuffed-shirt scarecrow
- stuffing fluffer
- sturdy Crimbo crate
- styrofoam crossbow
- styrofoam peanuts
- styrofoam staff
- styrofoam sword
- sub-molecular interocitor
- subscription cocoa dispenser
- sucker bucket
- sucker hakama
- sucker kabuto
- sucker scaffold
- sucker tachi
- suede shortsword
- sugar banana
- sugar bunny
- sugar chapeau
- sugar cherry
- sugar fairy
- sugar lime
- sugar raygun
- sugar shank
- sugar sheet
- sugar shield
- sugar shillelagh
- sugar shirt
- sugar shorts
- sugar shotgun
- sugarplum ration
- sundae ration
- super good fruit
- super ka-bob
- super-absorbent tarp
- super-heated leaf
- super-sweet boom box
- superamplified boom box
- superduperball
- superduperheated metal
- superheated fudge
- superheated metal
- superhero mask
- support cummerbund
- sushi doily
- sushi-rolling mat
- suspicious package
- suspicious stocking
- swamp haunch
- sweat-ade
- sweatband
- sweaty balsam
- sweet mochi ball
- sweet nutcracker
- sweet party mix
- sweet potato o' mine
- sweet potato punch
- sweet rims
- sweet tooth
- sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
- sweetened reindeer fat
- swirling mushroom wine
- sword behind inappropriate prepositions
- sword hilt
- sword of static
- swordzall
- synaptic soup
- syncopated turtle
- synthetic rock
- synthetic stuffing
- tabletop candy dispenser
- tail o' nine cats
- tailbone shield
- tainted seal's blood
- talisman of Seshat
- talkative skull
- talking spade
- tangarita
- tangarita with a fly in it
- tankard of ale
- tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
- tankard of spiced rum
- tapped black lotus
- tarnished bottlecap
- tarnished luggage key
- tarnished metal ring
- tarnished metal rod
- tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
- tasket
- tassel
- tasty louse
- tasty tart
- tattered paper crown
- tattoo gun
- tattoo of two turkeys
- teacher's pen
- tearaway pants
- teddy bear
- teddy bear sewing kit
- teddy borg
- teeny-tiny magic scroll
- teflon ore
- teflon shield
- teflon spatula
- temperance whiskey
- temporary X tattoos
- temporary teardrop tattoo
- tempura air
- tempura avocado
- tempura broccoli
- tempura carrot
- tempura cauliflower
- tempura cucumber
- tempura radish
- teqiwila
- tequila sunset
- terra cotta tambourine
- terra cotta tidbits
- terra cotta tie tack
- terra cotta tongs
- terra cotta train
- terra cotta trousers
- terra cotta truss
- terra panna cotta
- testy toolbox
- thanksgiving bomb
- thanksgiving turkey
- the Archwizard's briefs
- the Crymbich Manuscript
- the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
- the Ley Incursion's waist
- the finger
- theoretical string
- thermos full of Knob coffee
- thermos of "whiskey"
- thicksilver ring
- thicksilver spurs
- thin gold wire
- third ear
- third-hand lantern
- thriftshop coupon
- throbbing rage gland
- throwin' ember
- throwing bone
- throwing wrench
- ticksilver ring
- ticksilver spurs
- tie-dye headband
- tie-dyed fannypack
- tied-up flaming leaflet
- tied-up flaming monstera
- tied-up leaviathan
- time helmet
- time residue
- time shuriken
- time sleigh
- time sword
- time trousers
- time-twitching toolbelt
- tin cup of mulligan stew
- tin magnolia
- tin of submardines
- tin rations
- tin roof (rusted)
- tin star
- tin thermos of chai
- tinsel fin
- tinsel orb
- tiny Tina gun
- tiny baby scorpion
- tiny ballet slippers
- tiny bindle
- tiny black hole
- tiny bust of Pallas
- tiny cell phone
- tiny consolation ribbon
- tiny do-rag
- tiny domino mask
- tiny ember
- tiny fly glasses
- tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
- tiny glowing red nose
- tiny goth giant
- tiny handful of mixed nuts
- tiny knife and fork
- tiny makeup kit
- tiny maracas
- tiny ninja sword
- tiny nose-bone fetish
- tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
- tiny plastic 11 Dealer
- tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
- tiny plastic Armory
- tiny plastic Bar
- tiny plastic Best Game Ever
- tiny plastic Big Candy
- tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ
- tiny plastic Cafe
- tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
- tiny plastic Cheer Core
- tiny plastic Colonel Brando
- tiny plastic Crimbo Casino
- tiny plastic Crimbo elf
- tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer
- tiny plastic Crimbo wreath
- tiny plastic Crimbomination
- tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram
- tiny plastic Don Crimbo
- tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
- tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
- tiny plastic Ed the Undying
- tiny plastic Factory
- tiny plastic Fudge Wizard
- tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
- tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
- tiny plastic Mob Penguin
- tiny plastic Mr. Mination
- tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
- tiny plastic Scream Queen
- tiny plastic St. Patrick
- tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
- tiny plastic abominable fudgeman
- tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
- tiny plastic caboose
- tiny plastic chem lab
- tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite
- tiny plastic coal car
- tiny plastic colollilossus
- tiny plastic dining car
- tiny plastic fat stack of cash
- tiny plastic fax machine
- tiny plastic food lab
- tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
- tiny plastic golden gundam
- tiny plastic hobo elf
- tiny plastic locomotive
- tiny plastic mutant elf
- tiny plastic nog lab
- tiny plastic passenger car
- tiny plastic primary lab
- tiny plastic protector spectre
- tiny plastic skeletal reindeer
- tiny plastic spoiler
- tiny plastic stocking mimic
- tiny plastic strand of DNA
- tiny plastic sweet nutcracker
- tiny plastic sword
- tiny plastic trollipop
- tiny prop sword
- tiny slimy cyst
- tiny stillsuit
- tisket
- toast with cold jelly
- toast with hot jelly
- toast with jam
- toast with sleaze jelly
- toast with spooky jelly
- toast with stench jelly
- tobiko marble soda
- tobiko-infused sake
- toe jam
- toe jam toast
- tofu casserole
- tofu stir-fry
- tofu taco
- tofurkey gravy
- tofurkey leg
- tofurkey nugget
- toggle switch (Bartend)
- toggle switch (Bounce)
- tomato daiquiri
- tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
- tommy gun
- tonguebone
- tonic o' Banderas
- tooth
- tooth cap
- toothbrush
- toothsome rock
- toothy trousers
- top
- topiary noseplugs
- topiary skunk
- topiary tights
- torquoise
- torquoise ring
- tortoboggan shield
- tortoise's blessing
- tourmalime
- tourmalime tourniquet
- toy Crimbot mega face
- toy Crimbot power glove
- toy Crimbot rocket legs
- toy Crimbot super fist
- toy accordion
- toy crazy train
- toy deathbot
- toy hoverpad
- toy maglev monorail
- toy mercenary
- toy ray gun
- toy six-seater hovercraft
- toy sixgun
- toy soldier
- toy space helmet
- toy taijijian
- toy wheel
- traffic jam
- traffic jam toast
- train whistle
- training scroll: Shattering Punch
- training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
- training scroll: Snokebomb
- trampled ticket stub
- transmission from planet Xi
- transparent pants
- traumatic holiday memory
- tree skirt
- tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
- trench coat
- trench lighter
- trick coin
- trilobite candy mold
- trilobite fossil
- triple barreled barrel gun
- tropical Crimbo pressie
- tropical island souvenir crate
- tropical paperweight
- tropical swill
- tropical wrapping paper
- trout fang
- troutpiece
- trusty torch
- tryptophan dart
- tube of cranberry Go-Goo
- tube of pendulum lube
- tube of villain white
- tulip
- turchucken
- turkey blaster
- turtle wax greaves
- turtle wax shield
- turtlemail breeches
- turtlemail hauberk
- turtling rod
- tuxedo shirt
- twice-haunted screwdriver
- twist of lime
- twitching claw
- twitching space egg
- twitching time capsule
- two-handed depthsword
- ultimate wad
- ultra-soft ferns
- ultracalcium
- unbreakable umbrella
- uncanny desk bell
- uncapped blue lava bottle
- uncapped green lava bottle
- uncapped red lava bottle
- undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
- undissolvable contact lenses
- undrilled cosmic bowling ball
- unearthed potsherd
- unearthed volcanic meteoroid
- unemployed hunchbacked minion
- unevolved organism
- unfinished ice sculpture
- unfinished pleasure
- unfortunate dumplings
- uniclops egg
- unidentifiable dried fruit
- unidentified drink
- union scalemail pants
- universal biscuit
- unlocked meat locker
- unnamed cocktail
- unoccupied sheep suit
- unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
- unopened diabolic pizza cube box
- unopened tiny stillsuit
- unpowered Robortender
- unsanitized scalpel
- unsmoothed velvet
- unspeakable lozenges
- unstable DNA
- unstable laser battery
- untorn tearaway pants package
- unused walkie-talkie
- unwound clockwork grapefruit
- unwound cymbal-playing monkey
- unwound mechanical songbird
- unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
- upsy daisy
- urchin roe
- vampagne
- vampire duck-on-a-string
- vampire glitter
- vampire pearl ring
- vampire pellet
- vampyric cloake
- vampyric cloake pattern
- vanilla-frosted king cake
- velcro boots
- velcro broadsword
- velcro ore
- velcro paddle ball
- velcro shield
- velour valise
- velour vambraces
- velour vaqueros
- velour veil
- velour veneer
- velour viscometer
- velour voulge
- velvet choker
- vengeful spirit
- vertebra of the Bonerdagon
- very fancy whiskey
- very large caltrop
- vesper
- vial of Gnomochloric acid
- vial of baconstone juice
- vial of hot blood
- vial of humanoid growth hormone
- vial of patchouli oil
- vibrating cyborg knife
- vicious spiked collar
- villainous scythe
- vinyl boots
- vinyl ore
- vinyl shield
- viral video
- virgin jello shot
- viscous lava globs
- vitachoconutriment capsule
- vitamin G pill
- vodka barracuda
- vodka gibson
- vodka martini
- vodka stinger
- void burger
- void lager
- void shard
- void stone
- volleyball
- voodoo doll
- voter registration form
- votive candle
- votive of confidence
- wad of Crovacite
- wad of cotton
- wad of slimy rags
- wad of spider silk
- waders
- waffle
- wand of fudge control
- wand of pigification
- warbear badge
- warbear battle greaves
- warbear bearserker greaves
- warbear bearserker mead
- warbear bearserker potion
- warbear black box
- warbear breakfast machine
- warbear breakfast machine assembler
- warbear ceremonial party pants
- warbear dress bracers
- warbear dress greaves
- warbear dress helmet
- warbear drone assembler
- warbear electric long johns
- warbear electric warscarf
- warbear electro-spiked helm
- warbear empathy chip (used)
- warbear exhaust manifold
- warbear fancy fedora
- warbear feasting bread
- warbear feasting mead
- warbear feathered fedora
- warbear fleece-lined long johns
- warbear fleece-lined warscarf
- warbear foil hat
- warbear goggles
- warbear gyro
- warbear heated ushanka
- warbear helm fragment
- warbear high festival pants
- warbear high-efficiency still
- warbear laser beacon
- warbear laser bowtie
- warbear lined ushanka
- warbear liquid lasers
- warbear long johns
- warbear metalworking primer (used)
- warbear nuclear bowtie
- warbear officer greaves
- warbear officer requisition box
- warbear party pants
- warbear plain fedora
- warbear plain helm
- warbear plain ushanka
- warbear plasma bowtie
- warbear polarized goggles
- warbear rejuvenation potion
- warbear requisition box
- warbear snowblindness goggles
- warbear soda machine
- warbear soda machine assembler
- warbear spiked helm
- warbear superpotion
- warbear trouser fragment
- warbear wardance potion
- warbear warrior bread
- warbear warscarf
- wardrobe-o-matic
- warm El Vibrato drone
- warm fur
- warm gravy
- wasabi marble soda
- wasabi-infused sake
- washboard shield
- water balloon
- water log
- water purification pills
- water wings for babies
- water-polo cap
- water-polo mitt
- waterlogged bootstraps
- waterlogged cloth
- waterlogged crate
- waterlogged metal
- watermelon
- watermelon seed
- wax banana
- wax hat
- wax lips
- wax pants
- weasel stomping pants
- weathered barrel
- webbed comic mask
- wedge of gray cheese
- weedy skirt
- weegee sqouija
- western-style skinning knife
- wet stew
- wet tack
- wet venom duct
- whale cerebrospinal fluid
- whalecake
- whalegun
- whalesteak
- wheel
- wheel of camembert
- whet stone
- whirled peas
- whisker pencil
- whiskey and cola
- whiskey sour
- whiskey squeeze
- white Crimbo ball
- white Dreadsylvanian
- white arm towel
- white candygram
- white chocolate and tomato pizza
- white chocolate chip brownies
- white chocolate chip cookies
- white earbuds
- white elephant gift
- white lightning
- white mana
- white money bag
- white whip
- white wine
- white-label gin
- whole turkey leg
- wholeberd
- wicker clicker
- wicker kickers
- wicker slicker
- wicker sticker
- wicker ticker
- wickerbits
- wicksilver ring
- wicksilver spurs
- wiffle-flail
- wild honey pie
- wind-up meatcar
- windicle
- witch hat
- witch's bra
- witch's brew
- wizard action figure
- woim
- wok lobster
- wolf whistle
- wolfman mask
- wolfskull mask
- wooden axe
- wooden block
- wooden figurine
- wooden salad bowl
- wooden spoon
- wool sock
- woolen cravat
- wooly loincloth
- worksite credentials
- world's most unappetizing beverage
- wormwood stick
- wormwood wedding ring
- worst candy
- wrapped candy cane sword cane
- wrapping paper
- wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
- wriggling severed nose
- wriggling tentacle
- writhing drippy candy bar
- wrought-iron flakes
- wrought-iron waders
- wrought-iron walker
- wrought-iron whisk
- wrought-iron wig
- wrought-iron winch crank
- wumpus-hair bolo
- wumpus-hair loincloth
- wumpus-hair net
- wumpus-hair sweater
- wumpus-hair whip
- wumpus-hair wig
- xo-skeleton-in-a-box
- yabba dabba doo rag
- yak toupee
- yak whip
- yakskin buckler
- yakskin kilt
- yakskin pants
- yakskin skirt
- yam
- yam and swiss
- yam battery
- yam burrito
- yam martini
- yam mayo
- yam slider
- ye olde golde frontes
- yellow candy heart
- yellow candygram
- yellow glowstick
- yellow gummi ingot
- yellow paisley oyster egg
- yellow pixel
- yellow pixel potion
- yellow plastic hard hat
- yellow puck
- yellow puck with a bow on it
- yellow rocket
- yellow seashell
- yellow traffic cone
- yield shield
- yo
- yo-yo
- your own black heart
- yule grog
- yule hatchet
- yuletide troll chrysalis
- zen motorcycle
- zmobie
- zombie
- zombie accordion
- zombie dinosaur egg
- zombie mariachi hat
- zombie mariachi pants
- zombie monkey necklace
- zombie pineal gland