Museum :: Pizzaboy

Pizzaboy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#20	7-inch discus	3
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#499	Boris's ring	3
#900	Boss Bat bling	3
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#15	Chester's Aquarius medallion	3
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#78	Coily™	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#682	Crimboween memo	16
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#5	El Vibrato translator	3
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#17	Frosty's old silk hat	4
#441	Gaia beads	3
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#123	Mer-kin hookspear	3
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#25	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	3
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#22	Saccharine Maple pendant	3
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥇	Spooky Putty ball	3
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
🥈	Spooky Putty mitre	2
🥈	Spooky Putty snake	1
#31	Staff of Blood and Pudding	2
🥇	Staff of Queso Escusado	3
#45	Staff of the Black Kettle	2
#11	Staff of the Grand Flambé	2
#12	Staff of the Grease Trap	2
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#13	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	2
#44	Staff of the Midnight Snack	2
#33	Staff of the Short Order Cook	2
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#32	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	2
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#85	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#63	X-37 gun	3
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1101	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#202	ancient stone fist	3
#232	ancient stone head	1
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#771	antique spear	2
#484	armgun	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#884	asparagus knife	2
#642	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#55	baconstone earring	3
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#84	baconstone ring	3
#131	bad-ass club	1
#5940	badass belt	3
#430	balaclava	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#202	balloon sword	2
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#57	bar whip	2
#21	bark beret	2
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#89	bat hat	1
#47	bat whip	2
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#606	batblade	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#152	beach glass necklace	3
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#464	beer bong	2
#149	beer goggles	3
#671	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#85	bejeweled accordion strap	3
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#19	bezoar ring	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#774	big red clown nose	3
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#89	black belt	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#667	black shield	1
#570	black sword	2
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#472	blue glowstick	3
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#429	bone flute	1
#400	bone rattle	3
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#86	bottlecap turtle	3
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1054	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#143	boxing glove	3
#21	boxing glove on a spring	3
#50	brand new key	3
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#501	broken sword	2
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#58	bubblewrap sword	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#73	can-you-dig-it?	3
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#222	cardboard katana	2
#57	cardboard staff	1
#55	cardboard sword	2
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#77	carob cannon	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#56	chamoisole	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#234	charming flute	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#94	cheap plastic blowgun	3
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#738	cheap studded belt	3
#1061	chef's hat	1
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#70	chisel	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#671	chopsticks	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#1275	chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#33	clockwork crossbow	2
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1642	clown hammer	2
#557	clown shoes	3
#73	clown whip	2
#185	clown wig	1
#120	clownskin belt	3
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1978	club necklace	3
#11	club of corruption	3
#48	club of the five seasons	2
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#55	collapsible baton	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#653	cool whip	2
#36	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	3
#389	corn holder	2
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#18	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	3
#7	corrupt club of corruption	3
#259	costume sword	2
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#98	crowbar	3
#706	crowbarrr	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#53	curdflinger	2
#299	curmudgel	2
#36	cursed breeches	1
#27	cursed cutlass	2
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1478	defective skull	1
#409	delicious salad	135
#93	demon buckler	1
#51	demon whip	2
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#333	dented harmonica	3
#24	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#12	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	2
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#153	detective skull	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#597	didgeridooka	1
#913	dirty hobo gloves	3
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#1649	disco ball	2
#1717	disco mask	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#113	diving muff	1
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#189	double-barreled sling	3
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#55	dripping meat sword	2
#1979	drywall axe	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#76	duct tape sword	2
#44	dueling banjo	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#29	dwarvish war helmet	2
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#18	dwarvish war mattock	3
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#95	eXtreme nose ring	3
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#18	eelskin hat	2
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#228	eggbeater	2
#210	elephant stinger	1
#971	elven socks	3
#36	elven whittling knife	3
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#6	evil flaming eyeball pendant	1
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#26	evil-ass club	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1229	fake hand	9
#67	fancy ball mask	2
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#323	felt	25
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#303	fez of etymology	1
#24	filigreed hamethyst earring	3
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#487	filthy pestle	2
#195	finger cymbals	3
#1763	fire	1
#529	fire poi	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#35	fish scimitar	3
#80	fish stick	1
#86	fishy wand	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#55	flaming cardboard sword	2
#811	flaming crutch	2
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#9	flaming juggler's balls	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#293	foam noodle	3
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#269	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#36	frozen seal spine	3
🥇	funny paper hat	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#24	furry green earmuffs	3
#195	furry green turtle	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#59	ganger bandana	2
#132	gatorskin umbrella	2
#183	gauze shorts	1
#323	gearbox necklace	3
#292	giant cactus quill	2
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#986	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#28	giant fishhook	1
#452	giant foam finger	2
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#209	gingham blouse	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#51	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	3
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#86	glowing esca	1
#872	glowing red eye	3
#73	gnatwing earring	3
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#88	gnauga hide whip	2
#98	gnoll-tooth necklace	3
#820	goat beard	1
#428	goatskin umbrella	2
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
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#36	velcro boots	1
#18	velcro broadsword	3
#12	velcro paddle ball	3
#28	velcro shield	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#1042	viking helmet	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#738	vorpal blade	2
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#406	war tongs	2
🥈	washboard shield	1
#275	water wings	3
#120	water-polo cap	2
#86	water-polo mitt	1
#934	wheel	3
#903	white balloon	1
#24	white belt	3
#354	white collar	3
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#581	white satin shield	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#689	white sword	2
#51	white whip	2
#118	wholeberd	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#390	witch hat	2
#475	witty rapier	2
#1245	wolf mask	1
#949	wolfman mask	2
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#364	wooden axe	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#636	wooden stakes	2
#595	wool hat	1
#173	world's smallest violin	3
#553	worn tophat	1
#332	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#696	wrench bracelet	3
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#7	wumpus-hair whip	3
#6	wumpus-hair wig	2
#1264	x-ray specs	3
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#69	yak whip	2
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#439	yellow glowstick	3
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#478	yohohoyo	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 2,435 items total!

what items are this player missing?