Poppet

RankItemQuantity
#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#115"KICK ME" sign1
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#924:20 bomb1
#14365-ball1
#17788-ball3
#148Ambitious Turkey1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#291Bash-Ōs cereal1
#59Batfellow comic3
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#668Boris's ring2
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#179CSA bravery badge1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#165Claybender glasses1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Crimbo candied pecan2
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#754Crimbo pie1
#1681Crimboween memo4
#347D roll1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#229Effermint™ tablets2
#498Elfin shortbread1
#470Elmley shades1
#245Fantasma en la Máquina1
#178GOTO1
#607Gaia beads1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#69Gnomish toolbox1
#186Green Manalishi1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#84Jefferson wings2
#402Jolly Roger charrrm8
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#97Junk-Bond1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#567Knob Goblin elite polearm5
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#686Lord of the Flies-sized fries5
#1200M-2421
#1758Mad Train wine1
#34Mark IV Steam-Hat2
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#66Outer Wolf™ cologne1
#358PEEZ dispenser1
#135PlexiPips1
#243Strix stix1
#669Sugar Cog1
#506Swabbie™ swab1
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#365a butt tuba1
#207abominable blubber1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#503accidental cider1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#195adder1
#714adder bladder2
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#147amok pudding1
#109amok putter1
#1252amulet of extreme plot significance2
#145ancient calendar fragment1
#522ancient frozen dinner2
#182ancient ice cream scoop1
#458ancient spice2
#252ancient stone fist1
#29anise-flavored venom1
#847annoying pitchfork2
#535ant agonist2
#270ant hoe1
#255ant pick1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#948antique spear1
#485armgun1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#433asbestos apron1
#1106asbestos ore1
#1080asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#177attorney's badge1
#1495awful poetry journal6
#185baconstone earring1
#7427badass belt1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#336bag of W&Ws1
#1215baggie of powdered sugar1
#632balaclava baklava1
#305balloon helmet1
#630ballroom blintz1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#655banana peel1
#218banjo strings1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#306bargain flash powder1
#2128barrrnacle1
#367barskin hat1
#231bat haggis1
#1017bat wing1
#682beach glass bead1
#288beach glass necklace1
#282beanbag chair1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#95beaver spear1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
#117beer-a-pult1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#395big bass drum1
#382big boom1
#210big stick1
#802bilge wine1
#377bird rib1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#120black blade1
#669black forest cake1
#552black forest ham1
#196black gold1
#289black kettle drum2
#158black label1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#467black pudding3
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#892blackberry1
#964bloody clown pants1
#117blowdart1
#826blue class ring1
#168bone abacus1
#429bone flute1
#173book of matches1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#149bottle of Evermore1
#697bottle of alcohol1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#1094bottle of whiskey6
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#485bouquet of circular saw blades2
#247brains casserole1
#226brass gear1
#103breadchucks1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#615bubblewrap ore1
#558bugbear beanie8
#480bugbear bungguard10
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#629bum cheek10
#227bus pass1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#130can of depilatory cream1
#592can of maces1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#644candied kobold4
#34candied pecan2
#31candy mountain oyster3
#240candy skeleton1
#2397candy stake3
#745cannonball charrrm1
#587canopic jar1
#330cardboard katana1
#609cardboard ore1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#640carob chunk noodles1
#262carton of rotten eggs1
#873casino pass1
#690centipede eggs1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1660cheap toaster1
#825chef's hat3
#664cherry1
#274cherry pie1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#258chintzy disco ball pendant3
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#198chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli1
#116chisel1
#576chloroform rag1
#606chocolate filthy lucre2
#824chopsticks1
#155cigarette lighter1
#35cinnamon cannoli1
#239clownskin belt1
#185clutch of dodecapede eggs1
#540cocktail napkin2
#597coffin lid1
#420cold ninja mask6
#150cold water bottle1
#140colorful toad2
#86confiscated cell phone1
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#317corn holder3
#850cornuthaum1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1811corpsetini1
#138cracker1
#1243cranberries1
#119crappy waiter disguise2
#159crazy hobo notebook1
#73creepy voice box2
#111creepy voodoo doll1
#185crossbow string1
#541crowbarrr2
#102crude voodoo doll2
#523cruelty-free wine1
#1025daisy1
#585dance card1
#726dead guy's watch5
#183decomposed boot1
#375denim axe1
#297dented harmonica4
#766desiccated apricot1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#89dinner roll1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#878disco mask16
#344dishrag1
#447disintegrating quill pen10
#94disposable instant camera1
#1346disturbing fanfic10
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#160double-barreled sling5
#782dried face1
#1979drywall axe1
#1281dwarf bread1
#364dwarvish magazine2
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#611eXtreme mittens3
#460eXtreme scarf5
#136eagle's milk1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#156electric snakebite1
#210elephant stinger1
#289elven hardtack1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#541energy drink IV1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#969evil golden arch1
#355evil golden arches1
#62experimental serum P-001
#1016eye of newt1
#402eye-pod1
#191eyedrops of newt1
#226eyedrops of the ermine1
#516eyepatch10
#95fabric hardener1
#89fabric softener1
#761fake blood1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#656ferret bait1
#76fez of etymology6
#602filthy pestle1
#133fine aged cheddarwurst1
#880fine wine1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#529fire poi1
#955flaming crutch1
#941flaming talons1
#139fleetwood chain1
#258flimsy clipboard1
#70foolscap fool's cap90
#99football helmet1
#251frat brats2
#777frightful feather1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#662gas balloon1
#589ghost of a necklace1
#160giant artisanal rice peeler1
#293giant cactus quill2
#121giant giant moth dust2
#193giant heirloom grape tomato1
#642giant moxie weed1
#1255giant needle1
#213giant penguin keychain1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#184giant safety pin1
#273glittery mascara1
#158glob of spoiled mayo1
#747gnatwing1
#769gnoll lips1
#788gnoll teeth1
#573goatskin umbrella1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#262government cheese1
#183government-issued night-vision goggles1
#76grass whistle1
#328grassy cutlass2
#1909green beer1
#754green clay bead5
#278green peawee marble1
#489green smoke bomb1
#595gremlin juice1
#15grimstone galoshes1
#100grimstone mask1
#549grog1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#408grumpy old man charrrm4
#429guitar pick6
#139gunky chicken1
#112half-size scalpel1
#324half-sized guitar1
#5199handful of confetti1
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#647happiness1
#3382heart necklace1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#27henna tattoo130
#125hippopotamus pants1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#606huge spoon1
#58ice cream sandwich1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#89industrial strength starch1
#739infernal insoles1
#577inflatable duck1
#669inkwell1
#683irate sombrero1
#312jack flapper1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#543jug-o-magicalness1
#189jumping bean burrito1
#153jungle floor wax1
#506keg shield1
#908ketchup hound1
#499kickback cookbook1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1295lead necklace1
#67leftover canapés1
#396leftovers of indeterminate origin4
#362lemon meringue pie1
#104lemon popsicle1
#46lemony scales1
#1007lihc eye1
#624lihc eye pie1
#905lihc face1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#567lump of diamond1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#444mariachi hat1
#1323marzipan skull1
#180massive sitar1
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#898mind flayer corpse1
#791miner's helmet1
#147miniature boiler1
#189minin' dynamite1
#467mojo filter1
#93moose antlers2
#40mulberry1
#600mullet wig1
#471ocarina of space1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#132old eyebrow pencil1
#142old rosewater cream1
#257old-fashioned1
#391ornate picture frame1
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#1890oyster basket1
#257pack of chewing gum1
#248peace-sign necklace1
#125pencil stub2
#106petrified noodles1
#290philosopher's scone1
#254pile of useless robot parts1
#150pirate pamphlet1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#136plain old beer1
#52plumber's lunch1
#450pointed stick1
#702pointy mushroom1
#1184pool cue1
#154poppy1
#489potted fern1
#198powdered wig1
#2037pretty flower1
#131pumpkin pie1
#225punk rock jacket1
#41puppet strings1
#283queen cookie1
#489rave whistle1
#92red badge1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#253reflection of a map1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#558rubber axe1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#212rusty hedge trimmers1
#442scorpion whip1
#404scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker1
#186screwing pooch1
#204security flashlight1
#104sequined fez1
#534sk8board1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#189slime convention t-shirt1
#235smut orc keepsake box1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#1135sparkler1
#3791spectre scepter1
#99spooky alphabet block3
#195stone wool1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#7826stuffed mind flayer2
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#531stunt nuts1
#500sucky decal3
#525sweet ninja sword1
#351tambourine1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#341terrible poem1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#191tiny bowler1
#144tiny dancer1
#1700tiny house1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#127tiny plastic sword1
#1821toy wheel1
#107used beer1
#168vampire chowder1
#1104white lightning1
#723windchimes2
#72witch's bread1
#281world's smallest violin1
#554worn tophat1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1

Wow, that's 888 items total!

what items are this player missing?