| #455 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 13 |
| #475 | 30669 scroll | 13 |
| #630 | 33398 scroll | 13 |
| #386 | 334 scroll | 13 |
| #51 | 64067 scroll | 13 |
| #106 | 668 scroll | 13 |
| #122 | Alewife™ Ale | 13 |
| #1378 | Angry Farmer candy | 13 |
| #127 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 13 |
| #356 | Black No. 2 | 13 |
| #265 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 13 |
| #219 | Blatantly Canadian | 13 |
| #129 | C.H.U.M. chum | 13 |
| #134 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 13 |
| #1562 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1302 | Daffy Taffy | 13 |
| #105 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 13 |
| #87 | Divine | 13 |
| #410 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 13 |
| #455 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 13 |
| #1411 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 13 |
| #116 | El Vibrato power sphere | 13 |
| #37 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 13 |
| #67 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 13 |
| #478 | Ent cider | 13 |
| #238 | Gaia beads | 13 |
| #158 | Gnollish pie server | 13 |
| #275 | Gnollish pie tin | 13 |
| #212 | Gnollish plunger | 13 |
| #302 | Gnollish toolbox | 13 |
| #61 | Gordon Bennett | 13 |
| #309 | Hippy Army MPE | 13 |
| #1461 | Imp Ale | 13 |
| #177 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 13 |
| #363 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 13 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #676 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 13 |
| #309 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 13 |
| #288 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 13 |
| #527 | Knob Goblin love potion | 13 |
| #202 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 13 |
| #507 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 13 |
| #487 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 13 |
| #467 | Knob Goblin steroids | 13 |
| #357 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 13 |
| #535 | Knob Goblin tongs | 13 |
| #397 | Knob mushroom | 13 |
| #519 | Knoll mushroom | 13 |
| #120 | Knoll shroomkabob | 13 |
| #218 | Lockenstock ™ sandals | 13 |
| #454 | M-242 | 13 |
| #1197 | Mad Train wine | 13 |
| #109 | Mae West | 13 |
| #238 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 13 |
| #536 | Meleegra™ pills | 13 |
| #792 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 13 |
| #971 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #456 | Mohawk wig | 13 |
| #127 | Mon Tiki | 13 |
| #312 | Monstar energy beverage | 13 |
| #604 | Mountain Stream soda | 13 |
| #1791 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #36 | ND | 13 |
| #116 | NG | 13 |
| #85 | Neuromancer | 13 |
| #228 | Orcish cargo shorts | 13 |
| #357 | PADL Phone | 13 |
| #553 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 13 |
| #244 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 13 |
| #606 | Ram's Face Lager | 13 |
| #113 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 13 |
| #1822 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #718 | Spam Witch sammich | 13 |
| #563 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 13 |
| #302 | Supernova Champagne | 13 |
| #1207 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 13 |
| #793 | Trollhouse cookies | 13 |
| #61 | WA | 13 |
| #399 | Wand of Nagamar | 13 |
| #759 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 13 |
| #183 | White Citadel burger | 13 |
| #117 | White Citadel fries | 13 |
| #2407 | Yummy Tummy bean | 13 |
| #222 | a little sump'm sump'm | 13 |
| #615 | abominable snowcone | 13 |
| #155 | accidental cider | 13 |
| #274 | acid-squirting flower | 13 |
| #407 | adder bladder | 13 |
| #622 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 13 |
| #328 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 13 |
| #24 | ancient cursed foot locker | 13 |
| #178 | ancient frozen dinner | 13 |
| #234 | anti-anti-antidote | 13 |
| #388 | anticheese | 13 |
| #53 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 13 |
| #267 | antique hand mirror | 13 |
| #146 | antique packet of ketchup | 13 |
| #184 | around the world | 13 |
| #443 | asbestos ore | 13 |
| #421 | asparagus knife | 13 |
| #189 | asshat | 13 |
| #1246 | awful poetry journal | 13 |
| #691 | baby killer bee | 13 |
| #3279 | badass belt | 13 |
| #460 | bag of Cheat-Os | 13 |
| #32 | balloon helmet | 13 |
| #552 | bar skin | 13 |
| #343 | barbed-wire fence | 13 |
| #81 | bargain flash powder | 13 |
| #873 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #340 | baseball | 13 |
| #498 | bat guano | 13 |
| #542 | bat wing | 13 |
| #47 | bat wing kabob | 13 |
| #715 | batgut | 13 |
| #661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 13 |
| #104 | bean burrito | 13 |
| #626 | beer bomb | 13 |
| #207 | beer bong | 13 |
| #284 | beer helmet | 13 |
| #309 | bejeweled pledge pin | 13 |
| #68 | big bad voodoo mask | 13 |
| #414 | big red clown nose | 13 |
| #132 | big rock | 13 |
| #500 | bilge wine | 13 |
| #264 | bit-o-cactus | 13 |
| #56 | black eyedrops | 13 |
| #251 | black forest cake | 13 |
| #203 | black greaves | 13 |
| #202 | black helmet | 13 |
| #290 | black pension check | 13 |
| #187 | black pepper | 13 |
| #664 | black pixel | 13 |
| #206 | black shield | 13 |
| #363 | black snake skin | 13 |
| #218 | black sword | 13 |
| #421 | blackberry | 13 |
| #502 | bloody beer | 13 |
| #377 | bloody clown pants | 13 |
| #166 | bloody mary | 13 |
| #952 | blue pixel | 13 |
| #110 | blue pixel potion | 13 |
| #72 | boilermaker | 13 |
| #368 | booty chest charrrm | 13 |
| #163 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 13 |
| #156 | bottle of Definit | 13 |
| #167 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 13 |
| #157 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 13 |
| #183 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 13 |
| #357 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 13 |
| #117 | bottle of Ooze-O | 13 |
| #70 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 13 |
| #252 | bottle of alcohol | 13 |
| #58 | bottle of antifreeze | 13 |
| #157 | bottle of cooking sherry | 13 |
| #691 | bottle of gin | 13 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #182 | bottle of popskull | 13 |
| #978 | bottle of rum | 13 |
| #361 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 13 |
| #749 | bottle of tequila | 13 |
| #49 | bottle of ultravitamins | 13 |
| #652 | bottle of vodka | 13 |
| #871 | bottle of whiskey | 13 |
| #233 | bottle opener belt buckle | 13 |
| #652 | bowl of cottage cheese | 13 |
| #64 | bowl of lucky charms | 13 |
| #556 | box | 13 |
| #16 | box-in-the-box | 13 |
| #153 | boxed champagne | 13 |
| #726 | boxed wine | 13 |
| #43 | brains casserole | 13 |
| #50 | brainy skull | 13 |
| #153 | brick of sand | 13 |
| #347 | briefcase | 13 |
| #667 | broken skull | 13 |
| #190 | bronzed locust | 13 |
| #178 | bubblewrap ore | 13 |
| #498 | bubbly potion | 13 |
| #405 | bugbear beanie | 13 |
| #383 | bugbear bungguard | 13 |
| #284 | bullet-proof corduroys | 13 |
| #557 | bum cheek | 13 |
| #282 | bunch of square grapes | 13 |
| #10 | burrowgrub hive | 13 |
| #26 | caipifruta | 13 |
| #136 | calle de miel | 13 |
| #240 | can of Swiller | 13 |
| #365 | cannonball charrrm | 13 |
| #1089 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #273 | carbonated soy milk | 13 |
| #175 | cardboard ore | 13 |
| #220 | cardboard wakizashi | 13 |
| #606 | cast | 13 |
| #277 | cat appendix | 13 |
| #410 | catgut | 13 |
| #250 | centipede eggs | 13 |
| #1248 | chaos butterfly | 13 |
| #181 | cheap cigar butt | 13 |
| #334 | cheap elven gloves | 13 |
| #450 | chewing gum on a string | 13 |
| #21 | chisel | 13 |
| #13 | chitinous pod | 13 |
| #310 | chopsticks | 13 |
| #160 | chorizo brownies | 13 |
| #296 | chorizo taco | 13 |
| #8 | clockwork claws | 13 |
| #9 | clockwork clockwise dome | 13 |
| #14 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 13 |
| #11 | clockwork crossbow | 13 |
| #10 | clockwork doohickey | 13 |
| #7 | clockwork endoskeleton | 13 |
| #12 | clockwork handle | 13 |
| #111 | clockwork key | 13 |
| #11 | clockwork rings | 13 |
| #9 | clockwork rod | 13 |
| #12 | clockwork shank | 13 |
| #10 | clockwork sheet | 13 |
| #30 | clockwork sphere | 13 |
| #7 | clockwork spine | 13 |
| #11 | clockwork thingamajig | 13 |
| #12 | clockwork widget | 13 |
| #512 | cloudy potion | 13 |
| #233 | clown shoes | 13 |
| #394 | clown skin | 13 |
| #135 | cocktail onion | 13 |
| #853 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 13 |
| #771 | coconut shell | 13 |
| #746 | cog | 13 |
| #271 | cold ninja mask | 13 |
| #149 | cold nuggets | 13 |
| #90 | cold powder | 13 |
| #175 | cold wad | 13 |
| #366 | communications windchimes | 13 |
| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
| #356 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 13 |
| #350 | cornuthaum | 13 |
| #709 | cranberries | 13 |
| #237 | cream stout | 13 |
| #206 | cruelty-free wine | 13 |
| #141 | cursed black pearl onion | 13 |
| #133 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 13 |
| #153 | cursed bottle of rum | 13 |
| #120 | cursed cannonball | 13 |
| #131 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 13 |
| #99 | cursed piece of thirteen | 13 |
| #139 | cursed sea biscuit | 13 |
| #127 | cursed voodoo skull | 13 |
| #77 | cyclops eyedrops | 13 |
| #229 | daisy | 13 |
| #517 | dark potion | 13 |
| #423 | dead guy's watch | 13 |
| #334 | decaying goldfish liver | 13 |
| #1062 | delicious salad | 13 |
| #482 | demon skin | 13 |
| #750 | dense meat stack | 13 |
| #220 | deodorant | 13 |
| #355 | desiccated apricot | 13 |
| #273 | didgeridooka | 13 |
| #632 | dirty hobo gloves | 13 |
| #1019 | disassembled clover | 13 |
| #948 | disco mask | 13 |
| #525 | disease | 13 |
| #282 | disembodied brain | 13 |
| #387 | disintegrating quill pen | 13 |
| #198 | distilled fortified wine | 13 |
| #253 | distressed denim pants | 13 |
| #1253 | disturbing fanfic | 13 |
| #344 | divine champagne flute | 13 |
| #76 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 13 |
| #418 | draggin' ball hat | 13 |
| #153 | dreadlock whip | 13 |
| #263 | dried face | 13 |
| #82 | dry martini | 13 |
| #802 | dry noodles | 13 |
| #55 | dry vodka martini | 13 |
| #793 | drywall axe | 13 |
| #140 | ducha de oro | 13 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #139 | duct tape wallet | 13 |
| #714 | dusty Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #597 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 13 |
| #607 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 13 |
| #591 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 13 |
| #594 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 13 |
| #612 | dusty bottle of Port | 13 |
| #579 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 13 |
| #86 | dwarvish magazine | 13 |
| #522 | effervescent potion | 13 |
| #1044 | eggnog | 13 |
| #829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #690 | elven moonshine | 13 |
| #349 | elven socks | 13 |
| #582 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 13 |
| #234 | energy drink IV | 13 |
| #776 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #244 | enormous belt buckle | 13 |
| #465 | evil golden arch | 13 |
| #108 | evil golden arches | 13 |
| #206 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 13 |
| #490 | eye of newt | 13 |
| #433 | eyepatch | 13 |
| #416 | f3d0r4 | 13 |
| #74 | fairy gravy boat | 13 |
| #507 | fancy bath salts | 13 |
| #513 | fat stacks of cash | 13 |
| #88 | fat wallet | 13 |
| #212 | fermenting powder | 13 |
| #383 | ferret bait | 13 |
| #330 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #423 | fetid feather | 13 |
| #196 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 13 |
| #376 | fine wine | 13 |
| #212 | fire poi | 13 |
| #382 | fish-liver oil | 13 |
| #512 | fizzy potion | 13 |
| #484 | flaming feather | 13 |
| #424 | flaming talons | 13 |
| #226 | flange | 13 |
| #535 | flaregun | 13 |
| #236 | flat dough | 13 |
| #406 | flute of flat champagne | 13 |
| #90 | foam noodle | 13 |
| #239 | foolscap fool's cap | 13 |
| #190 | fortune cookie | 13 |
| #27 | freezerburned ice cube | 13 |
| #430 | frightful feather | 13 |
| #71 | frigid hankyū | 13 |
| #39 | frigid mote | 13 |
| #741 | frigid ninja stars | 13 |
| #291 | frilly skirt | 13 |
| #457 | frozen feather | 13 |
| #257 | frozen nunchaku | 13 |
| #394 | funky dried mushroom | 13 |
| #999 | furry fur | 13 |
| #224 | fuzzbump | 13 |
| #361 | gator skin | 13 |
| #368 | gauze garter | 13 |
| #540 | ghuol ears | 13 |
| #660 | ghuol egg | 13 |
| #455 | ghuol guolash | 13 |
| #79 | ghuol-ear kabob | 13 |
| #217 | giant foam finger | 13 |
| #772 | giant needle | 13 |
| #935 | giant pinky ring | 13 |
| #50 | gibson | 13 |
| #19 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 13 |
| #19 | gilded ancient cursed key | 13 |
| #77 | gimlet | 13 |
| #46 | gin and tonic | 13 |
| #458 | glass of goat's milk | 13 |
| #122 | glittery mascara | 13 |
| #569 | glowing red eye | 13 |
| #5 | gnashing teeth | 13 |
| #323 | gnatwing | 13 |
| #357 | goat beard | 13 |
| #430 | goat cheese pizza | 13 |
| #53 | goat cheese taco | 13 |
| #543 | gob of wet hair | 13 |
| #2418 | golden ring | 13 |
| #309 | gr8ps | 13 |
| #379 | grapefruit | 13 |
| #414 | grapes | 13 |
| #510 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #274 | green balloon | 13 |
| #766 | green beer | 13 |
| #868 | green pixel | 13 |
| #162 | grog | 13 |
| #487 | grouchy restless spirit | 13 |
| #207 | guano coffee cup | 13 |
| #339 | hair spray | 13 |
| #779 | handful of hand chalk | 13 |
| #208 | handful of nuts and berries | 13 |
| #273 | handful of pine needles | 13 |
| #542 | handful of sand | 13 |
| #327 | handful of sawdust | 13 |
| #83 | headhunter necktie | 13 |
| #812 | heavy D | 13 |
| #387 | hellion cube | 13 |
| #1090 | helmet turtle | 13 |
| #462 | hemp string | 13 |
| #648 | herb brownies | 13 |
| #569 | herbs | 13 |
| #154 | hippopotamus skin | 13 |
| #114 | hippy herbal tea | 13 |
| #248 | hippy medical kit | 13 |
| #253 | hippy protest button | 13 |
| #1093 | hobo nickel | 13 |
| #148 | horizontal tango | 13 |
| #541 | hot katana blade | 13 |
| #173 | hot nuggets | 13 |
| #131 | hot powder | 13 |
| #258 | hot wad | 13 |
| #917 | hot wing | 13 |
| #1241 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 13 |
| #734 | ice-cold fotie | 13 |
| #499 | ice-cold six-pack | 13 |
| #275 | icy katana hilt | 13 |
| #171 | imitation crab meat | 13 |
| #132 | inflatable duck | 13 |
| #297 | inkwell | 13 |
| #309 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 13 |
| #185 | irate sombrero | 13 |
| #66 | jabañero pepper | 13 |
| #459 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #187 | jumbo olive | 13 |
| #223 | keg shield | 13 |
| #327 | ketchup hound | 13 |
| #2151 | killing feather | 13 |
| #191 | kiwi | 13 |
| #948 | knuckle sandwich | 13 |
| #145 | kumquat | 13 |
| #326 | large box | 13 |
| #94 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 13 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #536 | lead necklace | 13 |
| #196 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 13 |
| #815 | lemon | 13 |
| #568 | lihc eye | 13 |
| #350 | lihc face | 13 |
| #497 | lime | 13 |
| #485 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #770 | line | 13 |
| #354 | linoleum ore | 13 |
| #841 | little paper umbrella | 13 |
| #56 | little round pebble | 13 |
| #173 | long pork | 13 |
| #39 | long pork chop sandwiches | 13 |
| #432 | long skinny balloon | 13 |
| #974 | loose teeth | 13 |
| #494 | lowercase N | 13 |
| #44 | lumbering jack | 13 |
| #84 | magic lamp | 13 |
| #741 | magical ice cubes | 13 |
| #301 | magicalness-in-a-can | 13 |
| #69 | mandarina colada | 13 |
| #169 | margarita | 13 |
| #690 | mariachi pants | 13 |
| #551 | marshmallow | 13 |
| #238 | martini | 13 |
| #583 | marzipan skull | 13 |
| 🥉 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 13 |
| #13 | meat face | 13 |
| #652 | meat paste | 13 |
| #682 | meat stack | 13 |
| #743 | meat vortex | 13 |
| #355 | megatofu | 13 |
| #198 | melted Jell-o shot | 13 |
| #756 | metallic A | 13 |
| #509 | milky potion | 13 |
| #51 | mimosette | 13 |
| #480 | mind flayer corpse | 13 |
| #280 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 13 |
| #154 | monkey wrench | 13 |
| #232 | mugcake | 13 |
| #538 | mummy wrapping | 13 |
| #489 | murky potion | 13 |
| #249 | natural fennel soda | 13 |
| #183 | ninja mop | 13 |
| #82 | nothing-in-the-box | 13 |
| #16 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 13 |
| #168 | ocean motion | 13 |
| #356 | old coin purse | 13 |
| #338 | old leather wallet | 13 |
| #74 | old-fashioned | 13 |
| #466 | olive | 13 |
| #72 | onion shurikens | 13 |
| #534 | orange | 13 |
| #804 | original G | 13 |
| #22 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 13 |
| #22 | ornate ancient cursed key | 13 |
| #319 | oversized pipe | 13 |
| #312 | oyster basket | 13 |
| #692 | pail | 13 |
| #21 | pair of ragged claws | 13 |
| #6 | pair of twitching claws | 13 |
| #366 | palm frond | 13 |
| #134 | papaya sling | 13 |
| #148 | papaya slung | 13 |
| #13 | parasitic claw | 13 |
| #5 | parasitic headgnawer | 13 |
| 🥉 | parasitic strangleworm | 13 |
| #7 | parasitic tentacles | 13 |
| #30 | parisian cathouse | 13 |
| #210 | party hat | 13 |
| #851 | pasta spoon | 13 |
| #545 | patchouli incense stick | 13 |
| #498 | patent leather shoes | 13 |
| #96 | peach | 13 |
| #80 | pear | 13 |
| #846 | penguin skin | 13 |
| #538 | penguin thesaurus | 13 |
| #278 | perforated battle paddle | 13 |
| #157 | perpendicular hula | 13 |
| #882 | phonics down | 13 |
| #708 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 13 |
| #488 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #141 | pie crust | 13 |
| #480 | pile of candy | 13 |
| #165 | pile of gold coins | 13 |
| #266 | pile of jumping beans | 13 |
| #214 | pink pony | 13 |
| #950 | plot hole | 13 |
| #105 | plum | 13 |
| #67 | plum wine | 13 |
| #119 | pointed stick | 13 |
| #45 | possessed tomato | 13 |
| #252 | potted cactus | 13 |
| #335 | poutine | 13 |
| #42 | pr0n cocktail | 13 |
| #592 | pr0n legs | 13 |
| #58 | pr0n taco | 13 |
| #32 | pregnant mushroom | 13 |
| #780 | probability potion | 13 |
| #806 | procrastination potion | 13 |
| #93 | prussian cathouse | 13 |
| #225 | pulsing flesh | 13 |
| #163 | pygmy blowgun | 13 |
| #101 | pygmy nose-bone | 13 |
| #154 | pygmy pygment | 13 |
| #65 | pygmy spear | 13 |
| #27 | rabbit punch | 13 |
| #835 | radium-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #233 | ram stick | 13 |
| #141 | raspberry | 13 |
| #428 | rat appendix | 13 |
| #117 | rat appendix kabob | 13 |
| #833 | ravioli hat | 13 |
| #555 | razor-sharp can lid | 13 |
| #51 | really really sticky spider web | 13 |
| #32 | really sticky spider web | 13 |
| #153 | redrum | 13 |
| #283 | reinforced beaded headband | 13 |
| #402 | reodorant | 13 |
| #166 | rice bowl | 13 |
| #549 | ridiculously huge sword | 13 |
| #178 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 13 |
| #278 | rigid carapace | 13 |
| #455 | ring of aggravate monster | 13 |
| #927 | roasted marshmallow | 13 |
| #1341 | robotronic egg | 13 |
| #138 | rockin' wagon | 13 |
| #472 | rocky raccoon | 13 |
| #2354 | rogue swarmer | 13 |
| #207 | roll in the hay | 13 |
| #1554 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #316 | round purple sunglasses | 13 |
| #451 | royal jelly | 13 |
| #61 | royal jelly taco | 13 |
| #539 | ruby W | 13 |
| #166 | rum and cola | 13 |
| #282 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 13 |
| #440 | sabre teeth | 13 |
| #117 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 13 |
| #492 | sake bomb | 13 |
| #498 | salamander spleen | 13 |
| #426 | salty dog | 13 |
| #131 | salty slug | 13 |
| #92 | sangria | 13 |
| #1078 | saucepan | 13 |
| #133 | sausage bomb | 13 |
| #2282 | sawblade fragment | 13 |
| #171 | screwdriver | 13 |
| #190 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
| #929 | scroll of drastic healing | 13 |
| #672 | scroll of pasta summoning | 13 |
| #775 | scrumptious reagent | 13 |
| #605 | seal tooth | 13 |
| #931 | seal-clubbing club | 13 |
| #536 | seal-skull helmet | 13 |
| #55 | seaode | 13 |
| #138 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 13 |
| #434 | sewer nuggets | 13 |
| #183 | sewer wad | 13 |
| #370 | shingle | 13 |
| #1339 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #94 | shot of flower schnapps | 13 |
| #270 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 13 |
| #268 | shot of orange schnapps | 13 |
| #45 | shot of peach schnapps | 13 |
| #40 | shot of pear schnapps | 13 |
| #265 | shot of tomato schnapps | 13 |
| #356 | silver tongue charrrm | 13 |
| #21 | simple ancient cursed key | 13 |
| #29 | sinister altar fragment | 13 |
| #367 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 13 |
| #912 | skeleton bone | 13 |
| #387 | skeleton key | 13 |
| #425 | skewer | 13 |
| #40 | skewered cat appendix | 13 |
| #210 | slap and tickle | 13 |
| #137 | sleaze nuggets | 13 |
| #115 | sleaze powder | 13 |
| #186 | sleaze wad | 13 |
| #10 | sleazy fairy gravy | 13 |
| #154 | slip 'n' slide | 13 |
| #87 | slug of rum | 13 |
| #83 | slug of shochu | 13 |
| #80 | slug of vodka | 13 |
| #306 | small box | 13 |
| #569 | smart skull | 13 |
| #507 | smoky potion | 13 |
| #421 | snake | 13 |
| #473 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 13 |
| #263 | soda water | 13 |
| #1043 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 13 |
| #277 | solid gold pegleg | 13 |
| #439 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 13 |
| #429 | sparkler | 13 |
| #81 | spiced rum | 13 |
| #668 | spices | 13 |
| #75 | spicy bean burrito | 13 |
| #773 | spider web | 13 |
| #1129 | spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #154 | spooky nuggets | 13 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #124 | spooky powder | 13 |
| #66 | spooky shroomkabob | 13 |
| #474 | spooky shrunken head | 13 |
| #513 | spooky stick | 13 |
| #200 | spooky wad | 13 |
| #227 | spray paint | 13 |
| #687 | spring | 13 |
| #704 | sprocket | 13 |
| #32 | sprocket assembly | 13 |
| #552 | squashed frog | 13 |
| #424 | stalk of asparagus | 13 |
| #694 | star | 13 |
| #20 | star boomerang | 13 |
| #540 | star chart | 13 |
| #140 | star hat | 13 |
| #29 | star pants | 13 |
| #22 | star spatula | 13 |
| #45 | star staff | 13 |
| #50 | star starfish | 13 |
| #19 | star stiletto | 13 |
| #65 | star sword | 13 |
| #47 | star throwing star | 13 |
| #173 | stench nuggets | 13 |
| #110 | stench powder | 13 |
| #261 | stench wad | 13 |
| #186 | stick of dynamite | 13 |
| #1029 | stolen accordion | 13 |
| #206 | stone frisbee | 13 |
| #603 | stone of eXtreme power | 13 |
| #553 | strawberry | 13 |
| #251 | strawberry daiquiri | 13 |
| #109 | strawberry pie | 13 |
| #145 | strawberry wine | 13 |
| #356 | strongness elixir | 13 |
| #3292 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #3371 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3334 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3395 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #352 | stuffed can of asparagus | 13 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #310 | stuffed dodecapede | 13 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3411 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #639 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #72 | stuffed yo-yo | 13 |
| #219 | stunt nuts | 13 |
| #867 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #163 | styrofoam ore | 13 |
| #628 | sunken chest | 13 |
| #329 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 13 |
| #970 | super-spiky hair gel | 13 |
| #492 | swirly potion | 13 |
| #370 | t8r tots | 13 |
| #442 | taco shell | 13 |
| #486 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #57 | tangarita | 13 |
| #146 | tangerine | 13 |
| #126 | tasty tart | 13 |
| #331 | tattered scrap of paper | 13 |
| #573 | ten-leaf clover | 13 |
| #20 | teqiwila | 13 |
| #65 | teqiwila slammer | 13 |
| #294 | tequila grenade | 13 |
| #143 | tequila sunrise | 13 |
| #51 | tequila sunset | 13 |
| #108 | tequila with training wheels | 13 |
| #111 | terrible poem | 13 |
| #1194 | thin black candle | 13 |
| #37 | third-hand nunchaku | 13 |
| #229 | thistle wine | 13 |
| #537 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 13 |
| #1327 | tiny house | 13 |
| #437 | tires | 13 |
| #478 | titanium assault umbrella | 13 |
| #753 | tomato | 13 |
| #115 | tonic water | 13 |
| #198 | tropical orchid | 13 |
| #35 | tube of hair oil | 13 |
| #1078 | turtle totem | 13 |
| #324 | twinkly nuggets | 13 |
| #274 | twinkly powder | 13 |
| #820 | twinkly wad | 13 |
| #301 | twitching claw | 13 |
| #307 | uncooked chorizo | 13 |
| #424 | unidentified jerky | 13 |
| #310 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 13 |
| #1607 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #2464 | unstable laser battery | 13 |
| #242 | urinal cake | 13 |
| #1354 | useless powder | 13 |
| #1675 | valuable trinket | 13 |
| #400 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 13 |
| #171 | vodka and cranberry | 13 |
| #48 | vodka and tonic | 13 |
| #19 | vodka gibson | 13 |
| #138 | vodka martini | 13 |
| #72 | vodka stratocaster | 13 |
| #368 | vorpal blade | 13 |
| #772 | wad of dough | 13 |
| #192 | wang | 13 |
| #708 | water pipe bomb | 13 |
| #92 | water wings | 13 |
| #173 | whiskey and cola | 13 |
| #97 | whiskey and soda | 13 |
| #24 | whiskey bittersweet | 13 |
| #181 | whiskey sour | 13 |
| #242 | white Canadian | 13 |
| #312 | white balloon | 13 |
| #487 | white chocolate chips | 13 |
| #519 | white lightning | 13 |
| #695 | white pixel | 13 |
| #520 | white snake skin | 13 |
| #230 | wicker shield | 13 |
| #88 | wine spritzer | 13 |
| #776 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #253 | witty rapier | 13 |
| #651 | wolf mask | 13 |
| #226 | wooden stakes | 13 |
| #422 | worthless knick-knack | 13 |
| #297 | worthless trinket | 13 |
| #8 | wriggling tentacle | 13 |
| #559 | wussiness potion | 13 |
| #108 | yak skin | 13 |
| #103 | yellow brick road | 13 |
| #463 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1197 | yeti fur | 13 |
| #212 | yohohoyo | 13 |
| #61 | zmobie | 13 |