| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #8 | Crimbo stocking | 9 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥉 | Item #13 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2,227 |
| #35 | Knob stuffed shells | 100 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #4 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 2 |
| #15 | March hat | 2 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #21 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 740 |
| #270 | Mon Tiki | 2 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #625 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #458 | ant agonist | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #18 | astral badger | 3 |
| #20 | bätzle | 193 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #4 | bartender-in-the-box | 139 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #39 | black pixel | 1,488 |
| #167 | blackberry combat boots | 2 |
| 🥇 | bodyslam | 18 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #11 | bottled green pixie | 3 |
| #114 | brine | 133 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #633 | can of Red Minotaur | 4 |
| #565 | centipede eggs | 2 |
| #492 | chloroform rag | 2 |
| #86 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 113 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #373 | disassembled clover | 187 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #271 | ferret bait | 37 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1282 | filthy lucre | 13 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #865 | jar of swamp gas | 11 |
| #141 | little paper umbrella | 828 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #179 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #14 | mafia aria | 1,076 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥈 | old school Mafia knickerbockers | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #119 | powdered toad horn | 2 |
| #339 | pygmy blowgun | 3 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #45 | ratini | 92 |
| #27 | razor-sharp can lid | 1,086 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #650 | rocky raccoon | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #55 | spider web | 1,054 |
| #203 | stone of eXtreme power | 58 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #149 | tin magnolia | 59 |
| #639 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 8 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #145 | upsy daisy | 55 |
| #383 | water pipe bomb | 90 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |