| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #850 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #861 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #309 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #2386 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #150 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,635 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #1486 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #588 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #513 | Crimbuck | 2,006 |
| #2890 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #84 | El Vibrato power sphere | 20 |
| #224 | Gaia beads | 15 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #820 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #586 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 5 |
| #568 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 5 |
| #281 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 8 |
| #3020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #325 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 5 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #851 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #591 | Orcish baseball cap | 3 |
| #483 | Orcish cargo shorts | 4 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1328 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #695 | bananagate | 5 |
| #642 | barrrnacle | 22 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #470 | black helmet | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #56 | borg sock monkey | 42 |
| #349 | box | 34 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #248 | bullet-proof corduroys | 18 |
| #28 | burst hellseal brain | 509 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1673 | candied yams | 4 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #187 | chopsticks | 28 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #652 | clown shoes | 2 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #697 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #697 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1466 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #413 | crowbarrr | 4 |
| #40 | cyborg doll | 41 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1038 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1154 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1098 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1088 | disco mask | 9 |
| #599 | doll house | 8 |
| #878 | dollhive | 6 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #35 | dreadlock whip | 243 |
| #1165 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #612 | eXtreme mittens | 3 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #98 | electrical thingamabob | 161 |
| #339 | energy drink IV | 6 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #953 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #800 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #1645 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #632 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #325 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #314 | giant foam finger | 6 |
| #334 | giant needle | 128 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #224 | goat | 3 |
| #429 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #692 | green gummi ingot | 18 |
| #2880 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1786 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #30 | handful of nuts and berries | 429 |
| #43 | handful of pine needles | 861 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1016 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #268 | hippy protest button | 11 |
| #759 | hobo nickel | 154 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #1918 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #343 | kick-ass kicks | 4 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #549 | lihc face | 5 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #714 | mariachi pants | 12 |
| #106 | monomolecular yo-yo | 551 |
| #249 | mullet wig | 6 |
| #3076 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2850 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #292 | oversized pizza cutter | 25 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #608 | pearidot | 6 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #167 | plastic ingot | 51 |
| #860 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #307 | pygmy blowgun | 4 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #668 | red gummi ingot | 20 |
| #240 | reinforced beaded headband | 19 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #184 | rice bowl | 11 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #919 | robotronic egg | 30 |
| #651 | rogue swarmer | 66 |
| #278 | round purple sunglasses | 18 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #97 | sabre teeth | 233 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #337 | safarrri hat | 5 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #855 | sawblade fragment | 53 |
| #990 | seal-clubbing club | 11 |
| #684 | seal-skull helmet | 7 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #25 | shredded hellseal hide | 558 |
| #94 | sinister altar fragment | 4 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #476 | snorkel | 1 |
| #2331 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #368 | solid gold pegleg | 8 |
| #3321 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2996 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #944 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1064 | stolen accordion | 12 |
| #41 | stone frisbee | 342 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #567 | strawberyl | 8 |
| #7012 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5740 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5255 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7021 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #196 | stuffed gray blob | 230 |
| #6335 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5817 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2089 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #8966 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6201 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5784 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #75 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #303 | sucker scaffold | 35 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #496 | teddy borg | 19 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #631 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #606 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #756 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #567 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2050 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #726 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #466 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 15 |
| #829 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #587 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 12 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #578 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1441 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 15 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #582 | tiny plastic beanbat | 12 |
| #859 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic blooper | 11 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #846 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 10 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #504 | tiny plastic goth giant | 14 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #984 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1274 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #711 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #6138 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #924 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #745 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 11 |
| #4906 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1084 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #647 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #429 | titanium assault umbrella | 17 |
| #728 | toast | 1,068 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #28 | torn hellseal sinew | 517 |
| #591 | tourmalime | 7 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #749 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #748 | unstable laser battery | 53 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | warbear battery | 27 |
| #5 | warbear beeping telegram | 185 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #298 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #77 | warbear feasting mead | 10 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |
| #190 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 6 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #268 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 4 |
| #195 | warbear requisition box | 19 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #127 | warbear whosit | 1,747 |
| #429 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #301 | white satin pants | 11 |
| #344 | white satin shield | 4 |
| #272 | wicker shield | 10 |
| #196 | wonderwall shield | 6 |
| #391 | wooden stakes | 6 |
| #707 | yellow gummi ingot | 18 |