| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #852 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1475 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #150 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,635 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #514 | Crimbuck | 2,006 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #85 | El Vibrato power sphere | 20 |
| #224 | Gaia beads | 15 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #585 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 5 |
| #566 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 5 |
| #281 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 8 |
| #3016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #325 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #850 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #590 | Orcish baseball cap | 3 |
| #483 | Orcish cargo shorts | 4 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1322 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #496 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #642 | barrrnacle | 22 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #469 | black helmet | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #56 | borg sock monkey | 42 |
| #349 | box | 34 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #249 | bullet-proof corduroys | 18 |
| #28 | burst hellseal brain | 509 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #187 | chopsticks | 28 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #652 | clown shoes | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #696 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #696 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #412 | crowbarrr | 4 |
| #40 | cyborg doll | 41 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1085 | disco mask | 9 |
| #599 | doll house | 8 |
| #878 | dollhive | 6 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #35 | dreadlock whip | 243 |
| #1165 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #611 | eXtreme mittens | 3 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #98 | electrical thingamabob | 161 |
| #338 | energy drink IV | 6 |
| #403 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #799 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #1648 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #631 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #323 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #313 | giant foam finger | 6 |
| #334 | giant needle | 128 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #222 | goat | 3 |
| #428 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #692 | green gummi ingot | 18 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1787 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #30 | handful of nuts and berries | 429 |
| #43 | handful of pine needles | 861 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #2506 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1015 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #268 | hippy protest button | 11 |
| #761 | hobo nickel | 154 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #1920 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #341 | kick-ass kicks | 4 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #547 | lihc face | 5 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #714 | mariachi pants | 12 |
| #107 | monomolecular yo-yo | 551 |
| #248 | mullet wig | 6 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #292 | oversized pizza cutter | 25 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #608 | pearidot | 6 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #167 | plastic ingot | 51 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #307 | pygmy blowgun | 4 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #670 | red gummi ingot | 20 |
| #240 | reinforced beaded headband | 19 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #184 | rice bowl | 11 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #919 | robotronic egg | 30 |
| #650 | rogue swarmer | 66 |
| #278 | round purple sunglasses | 18 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #97 | sabre teeth | 233 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #337 | safarrri hat | 5 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #855 | sawblade fragment | 53 |
| #988 | seal-clubbing club | 11 |
| #685 | seal-skull helmet | 7 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #25 | shredded hellseal hide | 558 |
| #94 | sinister altar fragment | 4 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #2329 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #368 | solid gold pegleg | 8 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2991 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #944 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1062 | stolen accordion | 12 |
| #41 | stone frisbee | 342 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #567 | strawberyl | 8 |
| #7009 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5738 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5255 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7013 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5770 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6349 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #196 | stuffed gray blob | 230 |
| #6332 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6197 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6996 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5782 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #303 | sucker scaffold | 35 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #496 | teddy borg | 19 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #631 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #756 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #548 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #725 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #465 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 15 |
| #828 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #852 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #586 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 12 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #688 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #821 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #736 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 15 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #581 | tiny plastic beanbat | 12 |
| #857 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic blooper | 11 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #845 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 10 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #924 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #504 | tiny plastic goth giant | 14 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #709 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #923 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 11 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #966 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #647 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #429 | titanium assault umbrella | 17 |
| #728 | toast | 1,068 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #28 | torn hellseal sinew | 517 |
| #591 | tourmalime | 7 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #749 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #748 | unstable laser battery | 53 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | warbear battery | 27 |
| #5 | warbear beeping telegram | 185 |
| #217 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #77 | warbear feasting mead | 10 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |
| #190 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 6 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #268 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 4 |
| #195 | warbear requisition box | 19 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #126 | warbear whosit | 1,747 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #301 | white satin pants | 11 |
| #344 | white satin shield | 4 |
| #272 | wicker shield | 10 |
| #196 | wonderwall shield | 6 |
| #391 | wooden stakes | 6 |
| #706 | yellow gummi ingot | 18 |