| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #995 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #644 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #1620 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #443 | drum machine | 7 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #885 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1247 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #835 | radium-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #463 | spectral pickle | 24 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #146 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #896 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |