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| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
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| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
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| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
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| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
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| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
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| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
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| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
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| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
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| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
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| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
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| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
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| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #234 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #1286 | hot wing | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #211 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #305 | kumquat | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
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| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #313 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
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| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #175 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
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| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #660 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
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| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
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| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #854 | royal jelly | 1 |
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| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #258 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
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| #174 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
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| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #1239 | super-spiky hair gel | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #1446 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #248 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #678 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #695 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |