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#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
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🥈C.B.F.G.1
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#84CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)8
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#9Covers-Your-Head2
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#1840Daffy Taffy2
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🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
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#108Disco Banjo5
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#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
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#14Fun-Guy spore57
🥈Fuzzby1
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#178GOTO1
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#397Genalen™ Bottle2
#213General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket4
#46Gets-You-Drunk3
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#65Knob Goblin scimitar258
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#214Knoll shroomkabob7
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
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#75LCD game: Garbage River11
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🥇LWA ring1
#185La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez7
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#1042M-2422
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#154Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery2
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#307Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler13
#130Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub748
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#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
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#195Mountain Stream soda179
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#47Mr. Joe's bangles21
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#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
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#182Mylar balloon1
#102ND2
#35NG75
#568NPZR chemistry set2
#52Nardz energy beverage24
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#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
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#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#234Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I4
#317Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II2
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#252Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV2
#183Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V4
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#742Now and Earlier1
#104Nuclear Blastball28
#86O'RLY manual19
#4Official Seal of Dreadsylvania1
#29Ogres and Oubliettes™ module70
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#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
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#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#520Orange Star of Sacrifice4
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#48Orcish cargo shorts104
#112Orcish frat-paddle47
#308Orcish meat locker1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
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#34Oscus's garbage can lid2
#193Oscus's pelt1
#31PADL Phone534
#358PEEZ dispenser1
#29PVC staff1
#38Pack of Alice's Army Cards548
#128Pain Dip2
#154Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster16
#91Pasta Spoon of Peril3
#66Pendant of Fire1
#343Penultimate Fantasy chest53
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#44Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#196Piddles1
#84Pine-Fresh air freshener48
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
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#135PlexiPips1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
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#194Pokëmann figurine: Frank4
#350Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump4
#244Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking6
#241Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan6
#487Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap4
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#199Pokëmann figurine: Nothing7
#143Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu13
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#555Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf3
#467Pokëmann figurine: Twitter4
#345Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite6
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
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#65Polysniff Perfume21
#175Prelude of Precision1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#163Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket7
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
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#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
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#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
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#208Red Pill2
#95Red Rover BB gun36
#252Regular Cloaca Cola4
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
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#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
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#204Roo trading card1
#89Russian Ice2
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#29zombie mariachi pants1

Wow, that's 723,940 items total!

what items are this player missing?