Museum :: Optimus747

Optimus747

Rank	Item	Quantity
#80	"DRINK ME" potion	696
#78	"KICK ME" sign	8
#73	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	19
#145	1-ball	54
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#65	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	207
#184	2-ball	37
#124	25-meat staff	1
#173	3-ball	43
#40	30669 scroll	267
#70	33398 scroll	430
#35	334 scroll	174
#74	37x37x37 puzzle cube	74
#166	4-ball	45
#103	4-d camera	2
#135	4-dimensional guitar	17
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#29	5-Alarm Saucepan	13
#189	5-ball	36
#159	6-ball	47
#118	64067 scroll	5
#57	668 scroll	36
#31	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	174
#164	7-ball	50
#50	7-inch discus	1
#192	8-ball	191
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#296	9-ball	3
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#42	ASCII shirt	87
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#17	Alice's Army Alchemist	128
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#38	Alice's Army Cleric	21
#72	Alice's Army Coward	10
#86	Alice's Army Dervish	3
#15	Alice's Army Guard	126
#16	Alice's Army Halberder	123
#57	Alice's Army Hammerman	13
#95	Alice's Army Horseman	8
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#51	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	37
#86	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#21	Alice's Army Ninja	115
#21	Alice's Army Nurse	112
#17	Alice's Army Page	131
#17	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	124
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#20	Alice's Army Spearsman	111
#19	Alice's Army Swordsman	114
#24	Alice's Army Wallman	98
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#167	Amulet of Yendor	139
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#662	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#287	Angelhair Culottes	4
#231	Angry Farmer candy	653
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#82	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#65	Asleep in the Cemetery	13
#68	Aura Libre	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#272	BGE merchandise order form	15
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#28	BRICKO brick	25,890
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#63	BRICKO eye brick	1,495
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#14	BRICKO reactor	30
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#39	BRICKO turtle	2
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#56	BROS Energy Drink	6
#11	BURT	1,193
#289	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#159	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#61	Battlie Light Saver	30
#38	Beach Buck	295
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#91	Ben-Gal™ Balm	26
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#119	Black Body™ spray	3
#56	Black Hole	1
#104	Black No. 2	120
#128	Blackfly Chardonnay	63
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#335	Bling of the New Wave	4
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#624	Bonerdagon necklace	18
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#68	Boozehounds Anonymous token	15
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#243	Boris's ring	7
#14	Boss Bat bling	132
#1512	Boss Bat britches	6
#55	Bright Water	2
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#48	C.H.U.M. chum	45
#67	C.H.U.M. knife	11
#84	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
#50	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	8
#60	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	7
#57	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	7
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#1464	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#625	CRIMBCO wine	12
#61	CRIMBCOIDS mints	29
#44	CRIMBCOLOAF	35
#54	CSA all-purpose soap	112
#66	CSA bravery badge	142
#93	CSA cheerfulness ration	83
#73	CSA discount card	150
#129	CSA fire-starting kit	180
#78	CSA obedience grenade	147
#84	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	123
#44	Caipiranha	1
#72	Camp Scout pup tent	159
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#26	Cherry Cloaca Cola	247
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#26	Chester's cutoffs	3
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#525	Chroner	3
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#83	Claybender glasses	8
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1351	Cloaca-Cola	3
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#138	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#21	Codpiece of the Goblin King	130
#78	Coily™	1
#326	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#687	Cold Hots candy	5
#54	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	17
#146	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#103	Comet Pop	1
#69	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	20
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#292	Corpse Island iced tea	18
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#157	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	31
#56	Crimbo candied pecan	641
#56	Crimbo fudge	653
#48	Crimbo peppermint bark	677
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1859	Crimbuck	64
#801	Crown of the Goblin King	31
#45	D roll	244
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#23	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	15
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#714	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#108	Disco Banjo	5
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#184	Divine	4
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#239	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	42
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#286	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#679	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#107	Dramatic™ range	13
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#34	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	305
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#102	Drowsy Sword	157
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#52	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#66	Duskwalker syringe	16
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#322	Dyspepsi-Cola	215
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#220	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#8	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	10
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#264	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#31	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	134
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#49	Elmley shades	28
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#129	Elvish delight	2
#183	Ent cider	75
#65	Event Horizon	1
#158	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#275	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	38
#73	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	14
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#50	Flaskfull of Hollow	324
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#41	Frat Army FGF	208
#140	Freddy Kruegerand	43
#38	Friendliness Beverage	245
#140	Frogade	3
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#17	Frosty's old silk hat	4
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#14	Fun-Guy spore	57
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#100	Gaia beads	56
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
#224	Game Grid ticket	9
#52	Game Grid token	308
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#29	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	408
#143	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	7
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#52	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	7
#396	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#214	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#45	Gets-You-Drunk	3
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#170	Gnollish flyswatter	18
#97	Gnollish pie server	19
#146	Gnollish pie tin	37
#140	Gnollish plunger	20
#148	Gnollish slotted spoon	14
#201	Gnollish toolbox	28
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#257	Go-Wassail	76
#65	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#111	Gordon Bennett	7
#66	Grasshopper	1
#76	Grateful Undead T-shirt	9
#726	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#5	Great Wolf's left paw	3
#23	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#64	Green Burlap	1
#508	Green Clover of Justice	4
#76	Green Giant	1
#119	Green Manalishi	7
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#75	Groll doll	10
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#47	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	31
#48	Haymaker	1
#549	Heimandatz's heart	3
#154	Hell broth	1
#232	Hell ramen	17
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#50	Herringtini	1
#64	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
#144	Hippy Army MPE	71
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#202	Hodgman's blanket	7
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#101	Hollandaise helmet	126
#75	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#45	Iiti Kitty phone charm	202
#121	Imp Ale	2,161
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#353	Instant Karma	21
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#218	Jack-in-the-box	27
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#66	Jacob's rung	3
#135	Jarlsberg's earring	10
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#305	Jocko Homo's head	6
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#42	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	72
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#691	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	6
#56	Junk-Bond	3
#55	Kashmir sweater	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#140	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
#19	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	84
#236	Knob Goblin elite helm	25
#177	Knob Goblin elite pants	34
#242	Knob Goblin elite polearm	22
#208	Knob Goblin elite shirt	42
#160	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#79	Knob Goblin firecracker	345
#32	Knob Goblin harem pants	246
#22	Knob Goblin harem veil	283
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#257	Knob Goblin love potion	55
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#129	Knob Goblin melon baller	25
#156	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
#58	Knob Goblin pants	292
#27	Knob Goblin perfume	110
#106	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	19
#65	Knob Goblin scimitar	258
#183	Knob Goblin seltzer	117
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#141	Knob Goblin spatula	150
#272	Knob Goblin steroids	43
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#242	Knob Goblin superseltzer	31
#69	Knob Goblin tongs	302
#259	Knob Goblin visor	25
#83	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#335	Knob mushroom	19
#25	Knob nuts	70
#132	Knob pasty	4
#275	Knob sausage	18
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#304	Knoll mushroom	36
#214	Knoll shroomkabob	7
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#85	LCD game: Burger Belt	8
#89	LCD game: Food Eater	5
#75	LCD game: Garbage River	11
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#186	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	7
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#187	Lederhosen of the Night	7
#239	Let Me Be!	6
#54	Li'l Businessman Kit	6
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
🥇	Loathing Legion hammer	1
#84	Lockenstock™ sandals	74
#55	Locust	1
#55	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#102	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	185
#724	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#89	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	663
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1041	M-242	2
#170	MSG	3
#17	Mace of the Tortoise	28
#154	Mad Train wine	726
#51	Mae West	42
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#31	Mark of the Bugbear	10
#32	Mark of the Ghost	9
#29	Mark of the Skeleton	9
#29	Mark of the Vampire	9
#33	Mark of the Werewolf	10
#28	Mark of the Zombie	9
#100	Marquis de Poivre soda	288
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#89	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	40
#15	Mayor Ghost's cloak	2
#4	Mayor Ghost's khakis	3
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#80	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	46
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#153	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	62
#83	Meleegra™ pills	132
#82	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#307	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	13
#130	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	748
#301	Microplushie: Bropane	39
#246	Microplushie: Dorkonide	16
#362	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	12
#222	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	12
#292	Microplushie: Gothochondria	31
#296	Microplushie: Hippylase	45
#434	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#226	Microplushie: Hobomosome	31
#412	Microplushie: Otakulone	28
#287	Microplushie: Raverdrine	27
#294	Microplushie: Sororitrate	35
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#173	Misty Cape	10
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#292	Misty Robe	3
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#4	Mohawk wig	5,510
#60	Mohobo	1
#246	Mon Tiki	3
#38	Monstar energy beverage	382
#72	Moon Pie	1
#66	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#56	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#77	Mortimer's nostrum	4
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#32	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	52
#195	Mountain Stream soda	179
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#105	Mr. Haggis	30
#47	Mr. Joe's bangles	21
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#102	ND	2
#35	NG	75
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#12	warbear warscarf	1
#469	warbear whosit	72
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#35	warm fur	2
#631	warm mushroom	1
#70	wasabi marble soda	3
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#22	water pipe bomb	4,474
#94	water purification pills	162
#474	water wings	1
#97	watered-down Red Minotaur	21
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#17	weedy skirt	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#94	weremoose spit	6
#126	wet stew	1
#79	wet venom duct	5
#20	whalebone corset	121
#1538	wheel	1
#83	whimpering willow bark	5
#220	whip kit	1
#313	whiskey and cola	6
#89	whiskey and soda	14
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#388	whiskey sour	4
#460	white Canadian	5
#12	white Dreadsylvanian	1
#222	white Xanadian	1
#538	white balloon	3
#48	white belt	1
#212	white candy heart	173
#285	white chocolate and tomato pizza	8
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#368	white chocolate chip cookies	8
#42	white chocolate chips	432
#69	white class ring	216
#260	white collar	5
#18	white hat hacker T-shirt	64
#348	white lightning	30
#429	white picket fence	8
#273	white pixel	130
#197	white rice	10
#38	white satin pants	170
#36	white satin shield	92
#53	white snake skin	275
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#45	white sword	165
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#190	whoopie cushion	148
#82	wicker shield	82
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#91	willyweed	26
#228	wind-up chattering teeth	129
#160	wind-up meatcar	71
#229	windchimes	47
#175	wine spritzer	6
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#393	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	99
#615	witch hat	1
#72	witch's bread	1
#108	witty rapier	71
#106	wok lobster	1
#162	wolf mask	254
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#56	wonderwall shield	37
#18	wood screw	47
#364	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#120	wooden stakes	27
#85	wool hat	33
#61	woolen cravat	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#44	world's smallest violin	37
#38	worn tophat	131
#201	worthless gewgaw	42
#190	worthless knick-knack	61
#254	worthless trinket	20
#8	woven baling wire bracelets	38
#41	wreath of laurels	12
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#845	wrench bracelet	2
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#78	wussiness potion	336
#152	x-ray specs	143
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#354	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#124	yam candy	2
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#51	yellow brick road	31
#74	yellow candy heart	1,074
#540	yellow gummi ingot	36
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#218	yellow snowcone	140
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#300	yeti fur	651
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#160	yohohoyo	21
#104	your own black heart	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 723,940 items total!

what items are this player missing?