| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #12 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 769 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #71 | chain-mail monokini | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1114 | heavy D | 2 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |