| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #13 | Charleston shoes | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #921 | Crown of the Goblin King | 27 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #50 | Lapis Lazuli | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #443 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 2 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #42 | Saturday Night Special | 16 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #442 | Snow Queen Crown | 4 |
| #107 | Space Tourist Phaser | 5 |
| #39 | The Jokester's gun | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #31 | ancient poisoned dart | 143 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #317 | armgun | 5 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #235 | baconstone | 31 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #210 | bar skin | 67 |
| #62 | barrel gun | 2 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #118 | batskin belt | 12 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #106 | big rock | 22 |
| #339 | black snake skin | 15 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #54 | blowdart | 12 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #81 | cheap sunglasses | 4 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #397 | clown shoes | 6 |
| #492 | clown skin | 9 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #44 | creepy voodoo doll | 9 |
| #84 | crude voodoo doll | 5 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #21 | custom sixgun | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #89 | deep six-shooter | 2 |
| #241 | demon skin | 58 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #135 | flask flops | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #521 | furry fur | 100 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #35 | gator shades | 5 |
| #241 | gator skin | 32 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #117 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #547 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #19 | grizzled bearskin | 3 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #265 | hamethyst | 29 |
| #245 | happiness | 10 |
| #22 | hard rock | 3 |
| #8 | headhunter necktie | 717 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #26 | hollow rock | 2 |
| #62 | hustler shades | 19 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | kick-ass kicks | 16 |
| #145 | leathery bat skin | 85 |
| #134 | leathery cat skin | 116 |
| #156 | leathery rat skin | 42 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #128 | long pork | 24 |
| #26 | lynyrd skin | 25 |
| #276 | magilaser blastercannon | 8 |
| #11 | makeshift sixgun | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #27 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #225 | pointed stick | 4 |
| #252 | porquoise | 28 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #26 | pygmy blowgun | 214 |
| #143 | pygmy dart | 3 |
| #34 | pygmy nose-bone | 59 |
| #74 | pygmy spear | 11 |
| #88 | red shoe | 1 |
| #13 | red-soled high heels | 1 |
| #20 | rinky-dink sixgun | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #277 | round purple sunglasses | 18 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #62 | shadow skin | 2 |
| #1015 | shiny ring | 21 |
| #127 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #52 | smirking shrunken head | 45 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #6 | spooky shrunken head | 10,021 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #103 | the funk | 5 |
| #57 | tommy gun | 6 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #115 | turtle-shaped rock | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #77 | void stone | 6 |
| #121 | voodoo glowskull | 10 |
| #406 | white snake skin | 22 |
| #838 | yeti fur | 52 |