| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #137 | Cloaca grenade | 119 |
| #67 | Cloaca-Cola | 760 |
| #61 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 52 |
| #469 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #107 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 33 |
| #233 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 10 |
| #63 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 11 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #177 | Dyspepsi grenade | 76 |
| #151 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 520 |
| #59 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 45 |
| #322 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #434 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #115 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 35 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #78 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 8 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1540 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |