Museum :: Alf

Alf

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#473	"DRINK ME" potion	9
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#113	"KICK ME" sign	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#44	"caramel" orange	50
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#461	1-ball	10
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#56	11-leaf clover	13
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#240	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#429	2-ball	10
#41	20-lb can of rice and beans	3
#78	25-meat staff	2
#456	3-ball	10
#539	30669 scroll	10
#711	33398 scroll	10
#454	334 scroll	10
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#443	4-ball	10
#141	4-d camera	1
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#190	4-dimensional guitar	10
#57	4:20 bomb	4
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#439	5-ball	10
#90	5-hour acrimony	5
#442	6-ball	10
#68	64067 scroll	10
#138	668 scroll	10
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#459	7-ball	10
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1114	8-ball	10
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#66	8-bit banana	2
#296	9-ball	3
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#68	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#36	Aerheads	1
#66	Afternoon Delight	3
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#86	Aggressive Carrot	2
#23	Aldebaran sardines	2
#224	Alewife™ Ale	3
#12	Alexy sauce	3
#118	Alice's Army Alchemist	10
#75	Alice's Army Bowman	10
#77	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#72	Alice's Army Coward	10
#34	Alice's Army Dervish	10
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#110	Alice's Army Guard	10
#110	Alice's Army Halberder	10
#77	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
#75	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#73	Alice's Army Lanceman	10
#113	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	10
#50	Alice's Army Martyr	7
#114	Alice's Army Ninja	10
#116	Alice's Army Nurse	10
#108	Alice's Army Page	10
#110	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	10
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#113	Alice's Army Spearsman	10
#114	Alice's Army Swordsman	10
#111	Alice's Army Wallman	10
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#147	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1492	Angry Farmer candy	10
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#61	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#26	AutumnFest ale	25
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#129	BACON	18
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#846	BGE shotglass	9
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#367	BRICKO brick	25
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#60	BRICKO stud	10
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#489	BURT	21
#218	Baja sopapilla	4
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#46	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	10
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#237	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	10
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#132	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#45	Battlie Light Saver	47
#23	Beignet Milgranet	21
#149	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#67	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#86	Black Body™ spray	8
#411	Black No. 2	10
#23	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	4
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#272	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#266	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#19	Bordeaux Marteaux	18
#16	Boris's beer	2
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#159	Boris's key lime pie	8
#396	Boris's ring	4
#338	Boss Bat bling	10
#1243	Boss Bat britches	9
#113	Boss Drops	1
#44	Boulevardier cocktail	8
#54	Bowl of Scorpions	12
#54	Bram's choker	3
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#11	Breathitin™	10
#49	Bright Water	3
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#145	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#180	CSA discount card	5
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#11	Calzone of Legend	3
#180	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#36	Cement Mixer	3
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#13	Champagne Shimmy	5
#14	Charleston Choo-Choo	34
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#17	Charter: Nellyville	4
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#148	Chroner	622
#15	Chroner cross	1
#36	Chubby and Plump bar	2
#247	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#72	Claybender glasses	10
#1578	Cloaca grenade	2
#1094	Cloaca-Cola	10
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#103	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#895	Codpiece of the Goblin King	8
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#477	Cold Hots candy	10
#128	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#59	Cracklin' Oat Bran	12
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#15	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
#20	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#124	Crimbo Factory surprise box	24
#1236	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#21	Crimbo cookie sheet	10
#109	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#105	Crimbo dinner	4
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#90	Crimbo food scraps	82
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#436	Crimbo pie	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#170	Crimbo train emergency brake	10
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#139	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#124	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#173	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	10
#82	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#103	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4
#36	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	4
#97	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	10
#101	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#76	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	9
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#1849	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#14	Cursed Punch	22
#287	D roll	10
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#20	Dad's brandy	20
#1562	Daffy Taffy	7
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#79	Disgeist	1
#135	Divine	7
#28	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#264	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
#453	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	10
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#11	Doc's Fortifying Wine	21
#21	Doc's Limbering Wine	10
#11	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	10
#18	Doc's Smartifying Wine	10
#10	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	11
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#216	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	10
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#24	Drip harness	1
#1204	Drowsy Sword	10
#80	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#205	Dust bunny	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1520	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#88	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#95	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#77	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#296	Elf Guard MPC	10
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#111	Elf Guard honor present	1
#116	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#60	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#62	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#129	Elvish delight	2
#755	Ent cider	5
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#9	Extrovermectin™	17
#43	Eye Agate	2
#17	Eye and a Twist	21
#354	FDKOL commendation	973
#417	FDKOL hotcakes	4
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#28	Fettris	2
#38	Finnish Fish	1
#57	Firewater	1
#99	Fitspiration™ poster	11
#64	Flamin' Whatshisname	7
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#16	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	3
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#15	Fleshazole™	4
#22	Fog Murderer	22
#277	Frat Army FGF	10
#247	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#271	Friendliness Beverage	2
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#103	Fu Manchu Wax	3
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#287	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#230	Game Grid ticket	7
#226	Game Grid token	3
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#89	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#199	Genalen™ Bottle	12
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#92	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#365	Gnollish toolbox	10
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#749	Go-Wassail	11
#65	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#726	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#64	Green Burlap	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#36	Green Muslin	2
#58	Green Velvet	1
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1146	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#40	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	10
#351	Hippy Army MPE	10
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#469	Hollandaise helmet	1
#8	Homebodyl™	16
#81	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	2
#109	How to Play Othello	4
#75	Humanitini	1
#104	Iceberglar scarf	2
#158	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	11
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#27	Jackhammer	4
#57	Jacob's rung	4
#87	Jamaican coffee	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#155	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	7
#19	Jawmaster 2000™	2
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#879	Jocko Homo's head	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#71	Junk-Bond	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#118	Knob Goblin Mutagen	10
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#145	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#200	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	6
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#553	Knob Goblin seltzer	10
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#341	Knob Goblin superseltzer	14
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#107	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	10
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#87	Leonard's glasses	3
#18	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	6
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#17	Loathing Idol Microphone	10
#14	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	1
#13	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	2
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#38	London frog	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3900	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#4	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#253	Mae West	2
#400	Manetwich	1
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#15	Manual of Secret Door Detection	10
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#19	Marltini	10
#220	Marquis de Poivre soda	28
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#264	Meat detector	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#111	Meat maid body	2
#405	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	10
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#119	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#106	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#842	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
#286	Milk Studs	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#296	Misty Cape	3
#210	Misty Cloak	6
#291	Misty Robe	3
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#60	Mohobo	1
#246	Mon Tiki	3
#353	Monstar energy beverage	10
#66	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#41	More Humanitini than Humanitini	2
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#53	Morto Moreto	4
#52	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	15
#659	Mountain Stream soda	10
#18	Mr. Accessaturday	4
#8	Mr. Big's Wallet	3
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#11	Mrs. Rush	10
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#76	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#51	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#11	Mysterious Stranger	6
#374	NG	1
#26	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	5
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#128	Necrotelicomnicon	6
#192	Neuromancer	3
#277	New Zealand iced tea	13
#235	Newbiesport™ tent	11
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#245	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#66	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	10
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#526	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#118	Othello's dagger	1
#72	Othello's military jacket	2
#612	PADL Phone	1
#91	PB&BP	1
#331	PEEZ dispenser	2
#154	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	10
#14	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#610	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10
#11	Pete's rich ricotta	10
#22	Phil Collins	6
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#66	Plague of Locusts	1
#44	PlexiPips	10
#35	Pneumo bar	2
#15	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	10
#10	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
#879	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
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🥇	wand of fudge control	1
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#23	wax pants	1
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#167	wind-up ensign	1
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#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
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#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
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#415	wine spritzer	1
#266	wine-soaked bone chips	3
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#1131	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
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#51	zen motorcycle	1
#93	zmobie	5
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#109	zombie hollandaise	10

Wow, that's 18,221 items total!

what items are this player missing?