Museum :: Alf

Alf

Rank	Item	Quantity
#111	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#472	"DRINK ME" potion	9
#24	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#104	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#43	"caramel" orange	50
#398	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#457	1-ball	10
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#45	100-Watt bulb	2
#54	11-leaf clover	13
#534	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#425	2-ball	10
#41	20-lb can of rice and beans	2
#78	25-meat staff	2
#452	3-ball	10
#540	30669 scroll	10
#711	33398 scroll	10
#453	334 scroll	10
#222	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#438	4-ball	10
#140	4-d camera	1
#59	4-dimensional fez	3
#189	4-dimensional guitar	10
#57	4:20 bomb	4
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#433	5-ball	10
#88	5-hour acrimony	5
#435	6-ball	10
#68	64067 scroll	10
#138	668 scroll	10
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#454	7-ball	10
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1108	8-ball	10
#63	8-bit banana	2
#290	9-ball	3
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#71	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#105	ASCII fu manchu	1
#400	ASCII shirt	4
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#66	Accordion of Jordion	2
#35	Aerheads	1
#64	Afternoon Delight	3
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#84	Aggressive Carrot	2
#23	Aldebaran sardines	2
#222	Alewife™ Ale	3
#11	Alexy sauce	3
#113	Alice's Army Alchemist	10
#73	Alice's Army Bowman	10
#75	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#70	Alice's Army Coward	10
#32	Alice's Army Dervish	10
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#105	Alice's Army Guard	10
#106	Alice's Army Halberder	10
#75	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
#73	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#70	Alice's Army Lanceman	10
#107	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	10
#48	Alice's Army Martyr	7
#108	Alice's Army Ninja	10
#113	Alice's Army Nurse	10
#102	Alice's Army Page	10
#107	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	10
#85	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#108	Alice's Army Spearsman	10
#109	Alice's Army Swordsman	10
#107	Alice's Army Wallman	10
#112	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#141	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1460	Amulet of Yendor	1
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2227	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1490	Angry Farmer candy	10
#389	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#39	Arrow (+1)	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#61	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#66	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#63	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#61	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1130	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#213	Atomic Pop	1
#67	Aura Libre	1
#26	AutumnFest ale	25
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#124	BACON	18
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#845	BGE shotglass	9
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#365	BRICKO brick	25
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#60	BRICKO stud	10
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#486	BURT	21
#218	Baja sopapilla	4
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#45	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	10
#1167	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#235	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	10
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#131	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#45	Battlie Light Saver	47
#22	Beignet Milgranet	21
#149	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#467	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#64	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#86	Black Body™ spray	8
#410	Black No. 2	10
#16	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	4
#478	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
#269	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#19	Bordeaux Marteaux	18
#15	Boris's beer	2
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#157	Boris's key lime pie	8
#396	Boris's ring	4
#335	Boss Bat bling	10
#1238	Boss Bat britches	9
#112	Boss Drops	1
#42	Boulevardier cocktail	8
#53	Bowl of Scorpions	12
#52	Bram's choker	3
#1734	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#10	Breathitin™	10
#49	Bright Water	3
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#247	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#587	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#145	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1937	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2423	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#180	CSA bravery badge	1
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#180	CSA discount card	5
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#11	Calzone of Legend	3
#181	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#35	Cement Mixer	3
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#12	Champagne Shimmy	5
#12	Charleston Choo-Choo	34
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#14	Charter: Nellyville	4
#323	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#116	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#142	Chroner	622
#15	Chroner cross	1
#34	Chubby and Plump bar	2
#245	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#72	Claybender glasses	10
#1574	Cloaca grenade	2
#1094	Cloaca-Cola	10
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#696	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#102	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#893	Codpiece of the Goblin King	8
#252	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#476	Cold Hots candy	10
#127	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#91	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#530	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#57	Cracklin' Oat Bran	12
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#15	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#122	Crimbo Factory surprise box	24
#1232	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#21	Crimbo cookie sheet	10
#106	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#101	Crimbo dinner	4
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#88	Crimbo food scraps	82
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#1257	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#434	Crimbo pie	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#166	Crimbo train emergency brake	10
#176	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#135	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#111	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#150	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	10
#72	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#98	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4
#35	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	4
#87	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	10
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#71	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	9
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#1842	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#14	Cursed Punch	22
#286	D roll	10
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#20	Dad's brandy	20
#1563	Daffy Taffy	7
#45	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#79	Disgeist	1
#134	Divine	7
#24	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#264	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
#454	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	10
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#356	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#10	Doc's Fortifying Wine	21
#20	Doc's Limbering Wine	10
#10	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	10
#17	Doc's Smartifying Wine	10
#9	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	11
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#737	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#154	Dramatic™ range	10
#213	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	10
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#22	Drip harness	1
#1201	Drowsy Sword	10
#80	Dump Truck	1
#150	Duskwalker fangs	1
#148	Duskwalker syringe	2
#205	Dust bunny	1
#1509	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1522	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#253	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1781	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#214	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#2383	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#259	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#83	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#91	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#73	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#254	Elf Guard MPC	10
#59	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#103	Elf Guard honor present	1
#104	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#352	Elfin shortbread	2
#60	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#61	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#467	Elmley shades	1
#128	Elvish delight	2
#754	Ent cider	5
#202	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#8	Extrovermectin™	17
#40	Eye Agate	2
#16	Eye and a Twist	21
#355	FDKOL commendation	973
#418	FDKOL hotcakes	4
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#40	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#780	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#253	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#25	Fettris	2
#34	Finnish Fish	1
#56	Firewater	1
#99	Fitspiration™ poster	11
#63	Flamin' Whatshisname	7
#75	Flaming Knob	1
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#69	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#30	Flan in the Moon	1
#16	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	3
#126	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#14	Fleshazole™	4
#22	Fog Murderer	22
#277	Frat Army FGF	10
#242	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#268	Friendliness Beverage	2
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#210	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#101	Fu Manchu Wax	3
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#604	Gaia beads	1
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#226	Game Grid ticket	7
#224	Game Grid token	3
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#92	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#199	Genalen™ Bottle	12
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#90	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#184	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#415	Gnollish pie tin	6
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#366	Gnollish toolbox	10
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#748	Go-Wassail	11
#65	Golden Mean	1
#101	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#173	Gordon Bennett	2
#722	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#66	Great Older Fashioned	1
#62	Green Burlap	1
#1434	Green Clover of Justice	1
#75	Green Giant	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#35	Green Muslin	2
#58	Green Velvet	1
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1138	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#40	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	10
#351	Hippy Army MPE	10
#117	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#94	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#123	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#167	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#7	Homebodyl™	16
#80	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	2
#104	How to Play Othello	4
#74	Humanitini	1
#102	Iceberglar scarf	2
#157	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	11
#673	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#112	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#1190	Instant Karma	1
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#27	Jackhammer	4
#57	Jacob's rung	4
#82	Jamaican coffee	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#158	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#154	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	7
#19	Jawmaster 2000™	2
#106	Jefferson wings	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#875	Jocko Homo's head	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#690	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#69	Junk-Bond	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#118	Knob Goblin Mutagen	10
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1054	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1005	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#145	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#737	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#199	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	6
#1059	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#553	Knob Goblin seltzer	10
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#340	Knob Goblin superseltzer	14
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#889	Knob Goblin visor	1
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#234	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#277	Knob stuffed shells	2
#1018	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#104	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	10
#60	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#719	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#809	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#773	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#86	Leonard's glasses	3
#16	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	6
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#15	Loathing Idol Microphone	10
#14	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	1
#13	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	2
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#522	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#38	London frog	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3893	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#724	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
🥉	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#249	Mae West	2
#400	Manetwich	1
#46	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#12	Manual of Secret Door Detection	10
#124	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#132	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#127	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#17	Marltini	10
#220	Marquis de Poivre soda	28
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#488	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#265	Meat detector	2
#130	Meat maid	1
#110	Meat maid body	2
#405	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	10
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#174	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#119	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#842	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
#286	Milk Studs	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#291	Misty Cape	3
#208	Misty Cloak	6
#289	Misty Robe	3
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#989	Mohawk wig	1
#59	Mohobo	1
#245	Mon Tiki	3
#352	Monstar energy beverage	10
#63	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#39	More Humanitini than Humanitini	2
#91	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#135	Mornington crescent roll	1
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#51	Morto Moreto	4
#49	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	15
#662	Mountain Stream soda	10
#16	Mr. Accessaturday	4
#6	Mr. Big's Wallet	3
#250	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2685	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#11	Mrs. Rush	10
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#46	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#11	Mysterious Stranger	6
#374	NG	1
#26	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	5
#191	Nardz energy beverage	3
#126	Necrotelicomnicon	6
#190	Neuromancer	3
#273	New Zealand iced tea	13
#229	Newbiesport™ tent	11
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1567	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#365	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#241	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#232	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
#248	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#248	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#65	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	10
#77	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#507	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#1267	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#841	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#115	Othello's dagger	1
#72	Othello's military jacket	2
#609	PADL Phone	1
#90	PB&BP	1
#332	PEEZ dispenser	2
#153	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	10
#15	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#612	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10
#11	Pete's rich ricotta	10
#21	Phil Collins	6
#293	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#779	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#811	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#39	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#65	Plague of Locusts	1
#44	PlexiPips	10
#34	Pneumo bar	2
#15	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	10
#10	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
#876	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#588	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#808	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
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