Capn Gnarly

RankItemQuantity
#4414-dimensional guitar1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#399Ancient Saucehelm6
#222Angelhair Culottes5
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#227Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental5
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#81Beach Buck95
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#173Bling of the New Wave7
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#39Brimstone Beret1
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#31Brimstone Brooch1
#39Brimstone Bunker1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#2426CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#325Colander of Em-er'il7
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
🥈Crimbo smile1
#16Crimbo stockings1
#17Crimbo training manual1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#162Crimbuccaneer piece of 1229
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#290Disco 'Fro Pick9
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#952Drowsy Sword15
#479El Sombrero De Lopez5
#414Elder Turtle Shell6
#146Elf Guard MPC1,671
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#87Elizabeth's Dollie1
#470Elmley shades1
#143FunFundsâ„¢3
🥈Fuzzby1
#369Galapagosian Cuisses3
#379Garter of the Turtle Poacher3
🥇Ginsu™1
#203Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob5
#296Green Clover of Justice7
#387Hollandaise helmet3
#850Jack-in-the-box4
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#73Kevlar balloon2
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
🥈LARP membership card1
#328La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez4
#318Lederhosen of the Night4
#18Lens of Violence1
#400Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals3
#1571Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet13
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#29Mer-kin headguard1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#34Mer-kin thighguard1
#340Misty Cape2
#394Misty Cloak1
#380Misty Robe1
#290Newbiesportâ„¢ tent8
#149Newman's Own Trousers7
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#236Pink Heart of Spirit4
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#21Staff of Simmering Hatred1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#16Staff of the Walk-In Freezer2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#411Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#625Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#448Thwaitgold nymph statuette1
#446Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#430Thwaitgold slug statuette9
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#144Volartta's bellbottoms8
#104Volcoino1
#121Wal-Mart gift certificate2
#523Wand of Nagamar9
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#69Zinc Delta of Tranquility14
#132accord ion1
#88accordionoid rocca2
#1149adorable seal larva2
#42alarm accordion2
🥇all-year sucker1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#91antique accordion2
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#42antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#81autocalliope3
#34automatic wine thief1
#2034badass belt26
#117ballast turtle5
#78baritone accordion3
#224batskin belt3
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#89beer-battered accordion3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#203black cherry soda1
#246blank fudge mold1
#1035bloody beer1
#125blue glowstick12
#80bone bandoneon3
#5booze drive button1
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#437bow1
#247bowling ball1
#5907box of sunshine4
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#433bunny liver11
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#802cement sandals1
#6chalk chinos1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#997cheap toaster2
#4chiffon chakram1
#4chiffon chamberpot1
#4chiffon chapeau1
#7chiffon chaps1
#9chiffon chemise1
#6chiffon chevrons1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#20consolation ribbon1
🥇cozy scarf1
#11crappy Mer-kin tailpiece1
#65das boot2
#1106delicious salad11
#437dented harmonica1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#1431disco ball4
#1054disco mask10
#63distention pill6
#509donated booze2
#191donated candy50
#2700easter egg balloon6
#28eelskin pants1
#2080elven cellocello1
#871empty blowgun1
#130eternal car battery1
🥈festive warbear bank1
#724figurine of a charred seal2
#845figurine of a cold seal2
#1610flashing novelty button1
#505friendly cheez blob5
#496fuzzy busby3
#312fuzzy dice13
#324fuzzy earmuffs6
#380fuzzy montera4
#81ghost accordion2
#359ghost of a necklace6
#61giant candy cane10
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#15gilded trumpet1
🥇goo magnet1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#594green balloon2
#1909green beer1
#660green clay bead7
#802grue egg33
#69guancertina2
#97hand-carved bokken1
#45hand-carved bow1
#66hand-carved staff1
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#1411handful of confetti27
#566handful of sand11
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#805heart of the volcano7
#406hellseal claw38
#1877helmet turtle1
#1881herringcello1
#53high-temperature mining drill1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1862jawbruiser1
#259left half of a heart necklace2
#510live wire2
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#6loofah ladle2
🥉loofah lavalier1
#5loofah lederhosen1
#4loofah lei1
#7loofah lumberjack's hat1
#161lunar isotope239
#467macaroni duck5
#1290magical ice cube with a fly in it10
#171makeshift skirt1
#393mariachi hat2
#107misfit hobby horse1
#358mysterious silver lapel pin3
#868night-vision goggles2
#74non-Euclidean non-accordion3
#2847obsidian dagger2
#950old sweatpants49
#435orange peel hat1
#391ornate picture frame1
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#1890oyster basket1
#983pair of bolt cutters3
#7paraffin palazzos1
#7paraffin pendant1
#9paraffin poncho1
#7paraffin punching bag1
#807party hat1
#1404passable elf mask3
#65peace accordion2
#1636penguin focaccia bread7
#85pentatonic accordion1
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#495petrified time1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#51ping-pong paddle1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1087poison pen1
#812potted cactus1
#421purple glowstick3
#80pygmy concertinette1
#105quantum of familiar1
#1198ravioli hat4
#73reflection of a map11
🥇ring1
#1556roll of toilet paper13
#10rose-colored glasses1
#13sea cape1
#11sea mantle1
#10sea shawl1
#290seal-clubbing club141
#16shining star cap1
#285skull of the Bonerdagon3
#232slap and tickle11
#277spaghetti cult mask3
#328spaghetti cult rosary1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#204spangly mariachi pants2
#214spangly mariachi vest1
#126spangly sombrero5
#1074spectral pickle3
#891spectre scepter36
#392spooky hockey mask4
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#1825stolen accordion1
#654stray chihuahua4
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#74synthetic dog hair pill5
#609ten-leaf clover11
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#108topiary nugglet16
#1221towel4
#139trilobite candy mold1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#381turtle pheromones8
#562untamable turtle4
#376unusual disco ball7
#728urinal cake1
#5velour veil2
#1497vertebra of the Bonerdagon2
🥇wand of fudge control1
#84whatsit-covered turtle shell1
#149yule hatchet1

Wow, that's 3,207 items total!

what items are this player missing?