Museum :: Somber Goat

Somber Goat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#329	1-ball	16
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#273	2-ball	18
#253	3-ball	22
#250	30669 scroll	41
#252	33398 scroll	92
#116	334 scroll	65
#295	4-ball	18
#156	4-dimensional guitar	14
#326	5-ball	15
#299	6-ball	17
#197	668 scroll	6
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#290	7-ball	19
#310	8-ball	97
#626	9-ball	1
#870	Angry Farmer candy	51
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#608	Black No. 2	3
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#827	Daffy Taffy	32
#332	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	26
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#12	El Vibrato power sphere	175
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#210	Gaia beads	17
#348	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#142	Gnollish casserole dish	7
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#237	Jolly Roger charrrm	17
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#461	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	15
#521	Knob Goblin firecracker	26
#299	Knob Goblin love potion	44
#256	Knob Goblin steroids	48
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#405	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	18
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#954	M-242	3
#401	Manetwich	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#415	Meleegra™ pills	21
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	37
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#410	Monstar energy beverage	6
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#1790	Mr. Mediocrebar	13
#374	NG	1
#49	Oil of Parrrlay	76
#367	PADL Phone	12
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#1661	Rock Pops	17
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#56	Swabbie™ swab	96
#875	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	32
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#91	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	69
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#850	Yummy Tummy bean	205
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#196	acoustic guitarrr	21
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#277	ancient spice	8
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#246	ant agonist	12
#877	anticheese	2
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#446	asbestos ore	13
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#574	awful poetry journal	121
#1048	baby killer bee	6
#241	bag of lard	5
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#1147	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#707	bar skin	8
#122	bar whip	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#434	barrrnacle	37
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#589	batgut	24
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#309	beach glass bead	12
#67	beach glass necklace	12
#267	bean burrito	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#544	beer bomb	19
#409	beer bong	3
#672	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#226	begpwnia	11
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#286	big boom	3
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#610	black pension check	1
#473	black pepper	2
#143	black pixel	284
#102	black plastic oyster egg	36
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#291	blue pixel	246
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#64	booty chest charrrm	216
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#203	bottle of alcohol	19
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#230	box turtle	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#508	briefcase	5
#801	broken skull	8
#176	bronzed locust	14
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#150	bubblewrap ore	18
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#438	bubbly potion	19
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#152	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
#385	can of Swiller	4
#210	can of black paint	1
#591	can of spinach	3
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4783	candy cane	1
#633	candy stake	10
#69	cannonball charrrm	190
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#386	carbonated soy milk	6
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#146	cardboard ore	17
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#546	catgut	7
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#480	chaos butterfly	309
#41	charrrm bracelet	10
#801	cheap studded belt	1
#664	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#425	chrome ore	11
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#325	clay peace-sign bead	10
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#428	cloudy potion	21
#199	clown skin	41
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#517	club necklace	13
#204	cob of corn	1
#354	cocktail napkin	9
#290	cocktail onion	1
#893	cocoa egg	4
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#441	cog	58
#248	cold hi mein	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#524	communications windchimes	3
#748	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#64	copper ha'penny charrrm	183
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1811	corpsetini	1
#167	cottage	2
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#412	cruelty-free wine	3
#104	curdflinger	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#235	dance card	9
#464	dark potion	19
#160	decorative fountain	68
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#468	delicious noodles	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#547	demon skin	10
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#1068	dense meat stack	3
#169	deodorant	19
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#154	detective skull	1
#695	diamond necklace	10
#597	didgeridooka	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#649	disassembled clover	56
#315	disease	42
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#565	disintegrating quill pen	5
#270	displaced fish	17
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1052	disturbing fanfic	29
#77	divine blowout	573
#86	divine can of silly string	561
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#83	divine champagne popper	168
#105	divine cracker	137
#77	divine noisemaker	603
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#561	drab sonata	4
#649	dried face	2
#176	drum machine	38
#2321	duct tape	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#342	dusty bottle of Marsala	49
#373	dusty bottle of Merlot	45
#354	dusty bottle of Muscat	45
#324	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	56
#377	dusty bottle of Port	45
#374	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	36
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#128	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#142	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	3
#200	dusty left clavicle	2
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#209	dusty right fifth rib	2
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#141	dusty right first rib	3
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#192	dusty right radius	2
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#197	dusty right second rear claw	2
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#131	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	3
#188	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#142	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	3
#179	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#191	dusty third thoracic vertebra	2
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#456	effervescent potion	19
#2833	eggnog	1
#833	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	6
#352	empty meat tank	8
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#355	energy drink IV	5
#288	ennui-flavored potato chips	162
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#239	escargotsicle	1
#277	evil golden arches	2
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#901	eye of newt	2
#402	eye-pod	1
#154	eyedrops of newt	2
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#380	fancy bath salts	28
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1138	fat stacks of cash	2
#318	ferret bait	22
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#737	fetid feather	1
#4	fettucini Inconnu	619
#416	filthy poultice	4
#529	fire poi	1
#77	fish-liver oil	442
#141	fishy fish	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#414	fizzy potion	25
#811	flaming crutch	2
#856	flaming feather	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#218	flaregun	72
#399	flirtatious feather	12
#275	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#815	foam dart	1
#431	foie gras	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#323	frat brats	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#355	frightful feather	22
#250	frigid ninja stars	181
#706	frozen banquet	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#2871	fruitcake	2
#149	full meat tank	1
#419	gas balloon	9
#380	gauze garter	12
#1780	ghost cucumber	2
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#1858	gingerbread bugbear	7
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#153	glass of goat's milk	95
#288	glob of green slime	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#99	gnat lasagna	1
#98	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#98	gnoll-tooth necklace	3
#393	goat	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#417	gob of wet hair	27
#358	golden ring	74
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#670	green candy heart	10
#1109	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#429	gremlin juice	3
#635	grouchy restless spirit	7
#100	grumpy old man charrrm	38
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#268	handful of hand chalk	135
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#223	handful of sand	91
#66	handful of sawdust	133
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#474	handsomeness potion	2
#1411	heart necklace	5
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1508	helmet turtle	4
#180	hemp net	1
#143	henna tattoo	9
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#132	hippy medical kit	45
#578	hippy protest button	1
#236	honey-dew	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#684	hot date	1
#266	hot hi mein	1
#383	hot nuggets	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#38	house of twigs and spit	1
#101	icicle katana	1
#180	imitation crab crate	1
#669	inkwell	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#611	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	9
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#184	juniper berries	1
#327	keg shield	5
#184	ketchup	1
#388	kick-ass kicks	3
#669	killing feather	53
#376	kiwi	1
#349	knob ka-bobs	1
#306	kumquat	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#705	lavender candy heart	9
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#643	lavender plastic oyster egg	6
#215	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	12
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1233	lemon	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#897	lime	1
#542	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	11
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#142	long pork casserole	1
#141	long pork chop sandwiches	1
#105	long pork lasagna	1
#124	lump of coal	6
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#420	mariachi G-string	5
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#46	mauve paisley oyster egg	40
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#361	meat vortex	103
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#237	megatofu	33
#348	melted Jell-o shot	3
#168	menudo	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#437	milky potion	20
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#314	mixed wildflower greens	1
#108	mole molé	1
#187	molotov cocktail cocktail	28
#830	monomolecular yo-yo	41
#152	monster bait	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#257	mother's little helper	15
#690	mugcake	1
#403	murky potion	24
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#833	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
#870	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
#176	nutty organic salad	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#150	oil of expertise	3
#34	oil of oiliness	80
#257	old-fashioned	1
#796	olive	1
#156	olive lo mein	1
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#75	onion shurikens	12
#2436	oozenog	1
#942	orange	1
#715	orange candy heart	11
#42	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#363	ovoid leather thing	2
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#161	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#186	painful penne pasta	1
#244	pants kit	1
#988	papaya	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#141	patchouli incense stick	216
#295	patchouli oil bomb	3
#63	peace-sign necklace	12
#257	peach	1
#225	peach pie	1
#239	pear	1
#191	pear tart	1
#323	perforated battle paddle	10
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#145	phat turquoise bead	70
#85	phat turquoise bracelet	10
#238	photoprotoneutron torpedo	145
#546	pickle-flavored chewing gum	11
#321	pie crust	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#652	pink candy heart	11
#183	pink plastic baby	3
#39	pirate pamphlet	13
#72	pixel shield	1
#428	plain pizza	1
#380	plot hole	318
#266	plum	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#327	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
#695	poutine	1
#326	powdered organs	5
#209	pr0n cocktail	1
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#145	pr0n stir-fry	1
#202	pr0n taco	1
#593	probability potion	41
#372	procrastination potion	130
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#464	puce plastic oyster egg	8
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#204	pygmy blowgun	9
#349	pygmy pygment	2
#354	radium-flavored potato chips	131
#304	raspberry	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
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Wow, that's 14,326 items total!

what items are this player missing?