Museum :: Sowyrd

Sowyrd

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#500	1-ball	9
#268	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	35
#287	2-ball	17
#124	25-meat staff	1
#606	3-ball	6
#299	30669 scroll	32
#355	33398 scroll	51
#265	334 scroll	24
#599	4-ball	6
#361	5-ball	13
#400	6-ball	11
#54	64067 scroll	12
#78	668 scroll	21
#250	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	12
#569	7-ball	7
#460	8-ball	53
#626	9-ball	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#566	Angry Farmer candy	119
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1568	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#248	Black No. 2	27
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#201	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	51
#139	Bulky Buddy Box	20
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#123	Cherry Cloaca Cola	14
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#627	Daffy Taffy	45
#105	Diet Cloaca Cola	13
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#213	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	50
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#575	Dyspepsi-Cola	105
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#515	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#285	Elfin shortbread	3
#234	Elmley shades	4
#815	Ent cider	4
#341	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	23
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#172	Frat Army FGF	29
#337	Gaia beads	6
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#44	Gnollish casserole dish	26
#148	Gnollish flyswatter	22
#73	Gnollish pie server	25
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#88	Gnollish plunger	32
#77	Gnollish slotted spoon	26
#443	Gnollish toolbox	6
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#211	Hippy Army MPE	36
#212	Iiti Kitty phone charm	14
#521	Imp Ale	264
#135	Jarlsberg's earring	10
#230	Jolly Roger charrrm	18
#118	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	23
#217	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	49
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#260	Knob Goblin elite helm	23
#342	Knob Goblin elite pants	14
#215	Knob Goblin elite polearm	25
#363	Knob Goblin elite shirt	17
#202	Knob Goblin firecracker	120
#200	Knob Goblin harem pants	26
#178	Knob Goblin harem veil	29
#421	Knob Goblin love potion	23
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#222	Knob Goblin pants	70
#255	Knob Goblin perfume	13
#197	Knob Goblin scimitar	79
#240	Knob Goblin seltzer	80
#271	Knob Goblin spatula	35
#305	Knob Goblin steroids	35
#199	Knob Goblin superseltzer	43
#276	Knob Goblin tongs	57
#306	Knob Goblin visor	20
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#217	Knob pasty	2
#646	Knob sausage	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#200	Knoll mushroom	69
#137	Knoll shroomkabob	11
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#209	LED block	7
#253	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#172	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	63
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#899	M-242	4
#216	MSG	1
#773	Mad Train wine	68
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#195	Manetwich	4
#305	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6
#141	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	43
#100	Meleegra™ pills	103
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#533	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	51
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#240	Mohawk wig	51
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#149	Monstar energy beverage	75
#374	Mountain Stream soda	51
#1708	Mr. Mediocrebar	15
#102	ND	2
#219	NG	5
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#176	Oil of Parrrlay	17
#173	Orcish baseball cap	25
#160	Orcish cargo shorts	23
#217	Orcish frat-paddle	15
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#98	PADL Phone	174
#230	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
#144	Pine-Fresh air freshener	25
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#377	Ram's Face Lager	64
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#1822	Rock Pops	13
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#500	Spam Witch sammich	46
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#282	Swabbie™ swab	9
#349	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	157
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#243	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#422	Trollhouse cookies	81
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#2089	Valentine	2
#125	WA	4
#425	Wand of Nagamar	12
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1106	Yummy Tummy bean	141
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#805	abominable snowcone	8
#243	accidental cider	6
#144	acid-squirting flower	34
#243	acoustic guitarrr	16
#281	adder bladder	31
#271	all-purpose cleaner	22
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#288	amulet of extreme plot significance	54
#180	ancient Magi-Wipes	47
#51	ancient cursed foot locker	8
#133	ancient frozen dinner	19
#230	ancient protein powder	21
#177	ancient spice	16
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#460	ant agonist	3
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#877	anticheese	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#239	antique greaves	35
#228	antique hand mirror	19
#232	antique helmet	41
#132	antique packet of ketchup	16
#255	antique shield	35
#239	antique spear	39
#208	arrrgyle socks	13
#176	asbestos apron	7
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#353	asbestos ore	18
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#455	asparagus knife	11
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#103	asshat	56
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#832	awful poetry journal	52
#859	baby killer bee	9
#1308	baconstone	5
#4406	badass belt	7
#315	bag of Cheat-Os	29
#367	bag of lard	3
#242	balaclava	3
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#458	bar skin	19
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#642	barrrnacle	22
#273	baseball	20
#129	basic meat pants	1
#77	basic meat staff	2
#317	bat guano	41
#96	bat haggis	8
#241	bat wing	70
#78	bat wing kabob	8
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#223	batblade	15
#267	batgut	115
#124	battered hubcap	4
#219	beach glass bead	23
#230	bean burrito	2
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#242	beer bomb	138
#98	beer bong	51
#149	beer goggles	3
#118	beer helmet	76
#474	beer lens	3
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#110	bejeweled pledge pin	88
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#248	big boom	5
#152	big red clown nose	62
#475	big rock	1
#151	big stick	2
#147	bilge wine	214
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#399	black & tan	3
#237	black eyedrops	3
#565	black forest cake	2
#552	black forest ham	1
#155	black greaves	21
#215	black helmet	12
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#610	black pension check	1
#409	black pepper	3
#461	black picnic basket	1
#240	black pixel	111
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#336	black pudding	6
#156	black shield	21
#301	black snake skin	19
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#266	black sword	10
#361	blackberry	19
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#132	bloody clown pants	64
#319	bloody mary	5
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#317	blue pixel	215
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#54	bone collar	7
#269	bone rattle	7
#128	booty chest charrrm	84
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#204	boring spaghetti	2
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#296	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#244	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	6
#473	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#93	bottle of Pinot Renoir	19
#148	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	7
#269	bottle of alcohol	11
#257	bottle of antifreeze	4
#205	bottle of cooking sherry	9
#356	bottle of gin	53
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#128	bottle of popskull	26
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#496	bottle of rum	88
#442	bottle of tequila	48
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#541	bottle of vodka	21
#396	bottle of whiskey	84
#112	bottle opener belt buckle	46
#85	bottlecap turtle	3
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#324	bowl of cottage cheese	71
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#101	box	176
#230	box turtle	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#268	boxed wine	103
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#167	brains casserole	2
#174	brass stinger	3
#583	briefcase	3
#114	broken carburetor	2
#541	broken skull	24
#203	broken sword	21
#149	bronze breastplate	12
#541	bronzed locust	1
#329	brown sugar cane	11
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#236	bubbly potion	68
#1272	buckyball	2
#108	buffalo blade	1
#146	bugbear beanie	58
#151	bugbear bungguard	47
#188	bullet-proof corduroys	33
#391	bum cheek	38
#415	bunch of square grapes	5
#374	buoybottoms	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#89	caipifruta	2
#106	calavera concertina	2
#534	calle de miel	1
#91	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	7
#139	can of Red Minotaur	34
#554	can of Swiller	1
#158	can of maces	7
#364	can of spinach	6
#164	can of starch	1
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#861	candied yams	10
#4783	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#117	cannonball charrrm	86
#454	canopic jar	5
#1389	carbon nanotube frame	4
#373	carbonated soy milk	7
#243	carbonated water lily	22
#171	cardboard katana	3
#293	cardboard ore	6
#57	cardboard staff	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#173	carob brownies	1
#217	carob chunk cookies	11
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#277	carob chunks	21
#344	casino pass	9
#359	cast	52
#234	cat appendix	18
#212	catgut	47
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#568	centipede eggs	2
#874	chaos butterfly	65
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#239	chef's hat	51
#560	cherry	2
#274	cherry pie	1
#125	chintzy disco ball pendant	8
#116	chisel	1
#224	chloroform rag	17
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#324	chopsticks	12
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#420	chorizo taco	7
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#686	chrome ore	4
#203	chrome staff	3
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#181	clay peace-sign bead	31
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#298	cloudy potion	46
#128	clown shoes	30
#137	clown skin	69
#158	clownskin belt	2
#2494	club necklace	2
#204	cob of corn	1
#177	cocktail napkin	37
#290	cocktail onion	1
#314	cocoa egg	40
#853	cocoa eggshell fragment	13
#673	coconut shell	24
#196	coffin lid	8
#149	cog	211
#156	cold ninja mask	24
#311	cold nuggets	2
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#217	communications windchimes	46
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#541	cool mushroom	3
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#263	cool whip	16
#137	copper ha'penny charrrm	69
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#123	corn holder	13
#297	cornuthaum	20
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#736	corpsedriver	6
#785	corpsetini	6
#138	cracker	1
#454	cranberries	47
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#263	crazy little Turkish delight	58
#197	cream pie	6
#394	cream stout	4
#370	creamsicle	5
#117	crowbarrr	21
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#256	curmudgel	3
#281	cursed black pearl onion	5
#203	cursed bottle of black-label rum	8
#347	cursed bottle of rum	3
#36	cursed breeches	1
#217	cursed cannonball	5
#223	cursed dirty joke scroll	6
#101	cursed piece of thirteen	13
#214	cursed sea biscuit	7
#303	cursed voodoo skull	3
#476	cyborg doll	3
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#648	daisy	2
#286	dance card	6
#257	dark potion	62
#340	dead guy's watch	19
#237	decorative fountain	35
#358	dehydrated caviar	10
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#292	delicious noodles	6
#1520	delicious salad	4
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#341	demon skin	27
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#118	denim axe	4
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#652	dense meat stack	24
#142	deodorant	25
#270	depantsing bomb	14
#432	desiccated apricot	9
#154	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#378	diamond-studded cane	14
#274	didgeridooka	13
#164	digital key lime	2
#281	digital key lime pie	2
#209	dingy planks	1
#155	dire fudgesicle	13
#173	dirty hobo gloves	159
#1385	disassembled clover	3
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#640	disco ball	39
#564	disco mask	45
#158	disease	119
#130	disembodied brain	35
#228	dishrag	2
#192	disintegrating quill pen	52
#384	displaced fish	9
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#102	distressed denim pants	78
#910	disturbing fanfic	45
#1312	dollhive	2
#213	donkey flipbook	4
#220	drab sonata	25
#275	draggin' ball hat	30
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#348	dried face	9
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#353	drum machine	11
#378	dry noodles	273
#919	drywall axe	10
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1923	duct tape	3
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#165	dusty animal cranium	2
#443	dusty bottle of Marsala	27
#453	dusty bottle of Merlot	29
#361	dusty bottle of Muscat	43
#520	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	20
#524	dusty bottle of Port	21
#550	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	16
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#128	dusty left eighth rib	3
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#190	dusty left third rear claw	2
#144	dusty left third rib	3
#153	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#183	dusty right eleventh rib	2
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#188	dusty right third rib	2
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#141	dusty right tibia	3
#196	dusty right twelfth rib	2
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#131	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	3
#113	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	4
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#93	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	4
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#191	dusty third thoracic vertebra	2
#444	dwarf bread	9
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#299	eXtreme mittens	13
#226	eXtreme scarf	16
#255	effervescent potion	64
#174	eggbeater	3
#2833	eggnog	1
#448	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	23
#74	empty meat tank	68
#260	enchanted barbell	7
#605	enchanted bean	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#265	enchanted toothpick	5
#92	energy drink IV	64
#1071	ennui-flavored potato chips	2
#204	enormous belt buckle	18
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#239	escargotsicle	1
#560	evil golden arch	9
#209	evil golden arches	4
#154	exploding hacky-sack	15
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#422	eye of newt	19
#185	eye-pod	3
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#184	eyepatch	57
#311	f3d0r4	28
#1166	facsimile dictionary	5
#166	fairy gravy boat	7
#761	fake blood	1
#684	fancy bath salts	5
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#497	fat stacks of cash	14
#1747	felt	3
#188	fermenting powder	19
#305	ferret bait	25
#629	fetid feather	3
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#262	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	7
#184	filthy corduroys	56
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#212	filthy knitted dread sack	43
#599	filthy lucre	64
#147	filthy pestle	24
#416	filthy poultice	4
#880	fine wine	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#327	fire poi	5
#137	fish-liver oil	206
#105	fishy fish	2
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#240	fizzy potion	67
#426	flaming crutch	11
#666	flaming feather	4
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#262	flaming talons	33
#210	flange	14
#142	flaregun	113
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
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#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#403	tiny shaker of salt	6
#255	tip jar	4
#129	tires	81
#265	tisket	1
#234	titanium assault umbrella	49
#1448	toast	274
#411	tofu casserole	2
#107	tofu stir-fry	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#1404	tofurkey gravy	5
#1390	tofurkey leg	5
#950	tomato	4
#320	tomb ratchet	1
#239	tonic water	1
#821	tooth	4
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1039	toy hoverpad	7
#166	toy maglev monorail	9
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2261	toy space helmet	1
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#384	tropical orchid	4
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#255	true grit	10
#357	tube of dread wax	7
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#392	tulip	1
#603	turtle pheromones	2
#685	turtle totem	40
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#294	twinkly nuggets	21
#984	twinkly wad	3
#231	uncooked chorizo	22
#280	unidentified jerky	42
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#231	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	26
#60	unrolling pin	2
#833	unstable laser battery	50
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#1628	useless powder	5
#1054	valuable trinket	46
#668	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#210	vial of patchouli oil	3
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#234	viking helmet	67
#129	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	205
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#141	volleyball	1
#306	vorpal blade	19
#429	wad of dough	89
#279	wad of tofu	18
#118	walrus-tusk earring	10
#586	wang	1
#86	war tongs	49
#166	warm mushroom	11
#455	water pipe bomb	54
#474	water wings	1
#444	whiskey and cola	3
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#168	whiskey sour	14
#903	white balloon	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#275	white chocolate chip cookies	13
#249	white chocolate chips	52
#448	white collar	2
#188	white hat hacker T-shirt	7
#274	white lightning	46
#318	white picket fence	11
#452	white pixel	42
#161	white satin pants	31
#314	white satin shield	5
#238	white snake skin	54
#200	white sword	28
#287	wicker shield	9
#278	windchimes	32
#1066	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#141	witty rapier	49
#561	wolf mask	20
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#261	wooden axe	2
#191	wooden figurine	1
#246	wooden stakes	12
#180	wool hat	11
#411	worn tophat	2
#738	worthless gewgaw	2
#648	worthless knick-knack	5
#651	worthless trinket	2
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#384	wussiness potion	34
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#581	yeti fur	143
#110	yohohoyo	34
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 26,955 items total!

what items are this player missing?