Museum :: King Texas

King Texas

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#395	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#306	Amulet of Yendor	76
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#394	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#193	Bit O' Ectoplasm	12
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#269	Cloaca grenade	65
#119	Cloaca-Cola	405
#201	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	18
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#222	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	13
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#121	Cold Hots candy	125
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1851	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#209	Crimboween memo	40
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#357	Daffy Taffy	93
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#186	Doc's Miracle Cure	8
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#641	Dyspepsi grenade	18
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#201	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	14
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#97	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	40
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#78	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	8
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#171	Ent cider	83
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#707	Feynman gate	12
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#16	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	3
#24	Grimacite Bock	2
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1869	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1008	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#739	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
#51	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1760	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#400	Manetwich	1
#44	March hat	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#248	Mob Penguin cellular phone	92
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#305	Mr. Mediocrebar	179
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#613	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#941	Ram's Face Lager	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#222	Rock Pops	219
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#126	Senior Mints	117
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#728	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#533	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	10
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#507	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1955	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#867	Valentine	18
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#637	Yummy Tummy bean	309
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#505	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#714	adder bladder	2
#91	albatross necklace	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#486	around the world	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#82	astral badger	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1922	awful poetry journal	1
#359	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#244	bag of airline peanuts	116
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#1592	ball	2
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#902	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#943	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1018	bat wing	1
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1913	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#1173	batgut	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#381	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#590	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#379	black picnic basket	2
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#633	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#772	blood flower	7
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#699	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#163	bow	3
#142	bow staff	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1055	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#1239	brick	19
#437	brick of sand	1
#749	briefcase	1
#372	brine	52
#128	briny vinegar	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1270	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#924	buckyball	4
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1096	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#407	burnt flower	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#118	can of Binarrrca	92
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1142	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#857	candy brain	1
#4787	candy cane	1
#1784	candy stake	4
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#619	capacitor relay	16
#733	carbon nanotube frame	13
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#154	cheap plastic bottle opener	34
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
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#58	velvet choker	1
#79	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
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#589	wreath of laurels	1
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#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#149	zmobie	1
#73	zombie pineal gland	45

Wow, that's 8,880 items total!

what items are this player missing?