Museum :: Gildon Dancypants

Gildon Dancypants

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1050	2-ball	2
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#313	Divine	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#444	Frat Army FGF	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#97	Wolfman Nardz	17
#134	X-37 gun	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#905	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#724	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#589	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1054	box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#748	briefcase	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1269	broken skull	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#787	buckyball	5
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#711	can of Red Minotaur	3
#555	can of Swiller	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#903	candied kobold	2
#3286	candy cane	4
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#2397	candy stake	3
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#588	canopic jar	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#146	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#689	centipede eggs	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#173	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	12
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#249	chorizo taco	18
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#358	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#362	costume sword	1
#138	cracker	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#102	cupcake-in-a-cup	4
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#585	dance card	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#468	delicious noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#345	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#356	dope wheels	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#763	drum machine	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#468	dull fish scale	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#486	dwarf bread	8
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#1690	eggnog	5
#737	elven cellocello	25
#262	elven suicide capsule	40
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1302	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#498	enchanted bean	2
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#618	ennui-flavored potato chips	34
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#1536	fancy chocolate car	6
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#366	fermenting powder	2
#655	ferret bait	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2035	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#445	flat dough	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#768	floaty sand	5
#275	flower petal pie	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#2871	fruitcake	2
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#427	furry pants	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#600	gator skin	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#2821	gingerbread bugbear	3
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#608	gingerbread house	1
#246	glass of baboon milk	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#287	glob of green slime	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#98	gnatloaf	1
#656	gnatwing	2
#736	gnauga hide	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#820	goat beard	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#2190	googly eye	2
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#1029	green clay bead	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#594	gremlin juice	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#544	handful of moss	2
#899	handful of sand	1
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#120	handsomeness potion	20
#647	happiness	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#1193	heavy D	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#994	herbs	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#854	herringcello	22
#966	hill of beans	1
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#312	hippy bongo	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#1291	hobo nickel	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#684	hot date	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#101	icicle katana	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#668	inkwell	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#1193	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#505	keg shield	1
#910	ketchup hound	1
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#376	kiwi	1
#367	knob bugle	1
#291	knob ka-bobs	2
#305	kumquat	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#744	leathery bat skin	1
#796	leathery cat skin	1
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1234	lemon	1
#361	lemon meringue pie	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#627	licorice garrote	4
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#904	lihc face	1
#896	lime	1
#1208	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1025	line	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#869	linoleum ore	1
#126	linoleum sword hilt	1
#270	lion oil	2
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#510	live wire	2
#481	long pork	1
#929	long skinny balloon	1
#1453	loose teeth	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#567	lump of diamond	1
#385	magic lamp	1
#395	magic whistle	1
#1219	magical ice cubes	1
#641	magical mystery juice	1
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#491	magilaser blastercannon	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
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Wow, that's 1,537 items total!

what items are this player missing?