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| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
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| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
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| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
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| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
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| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
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| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
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| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
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| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #261 | elven suicide capsule | 40 |
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| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
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| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
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| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
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| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
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| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
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| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
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| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
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| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
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| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
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| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
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| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #256 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #97 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #656 | gnatwing | 2 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #544 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #120 | handsomeness potion | 20 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
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| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
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| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
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| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
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| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
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| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
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| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
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| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
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| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
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| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
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| #823 | rat appendix | 1 |
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| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
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| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
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| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
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| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
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| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
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| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
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| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
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| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1050 | scrumptious reagent | 2 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
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| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #169 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
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| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
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| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #469 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 2 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #340 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
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| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
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| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
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| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
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| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
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| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
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| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
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| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #715 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
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| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #527 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
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| #117 | sugar shorts | 2 |
| #105 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #718 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
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| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
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| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #895 | tires | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #132 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #205 | tonic water | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
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| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #644 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #274 | wad of cotton | 11 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
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| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
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| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
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| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
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| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #846 | wolf mask | 6 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
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| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
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| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |