Museum :: Kaspersai

Kaspersai

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#203	"DRINK ME" potion	140
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1119	1-ball	2
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#587	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	8
#663	2-ball	5
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#576	30669 scroll	9
#603	33398 scroll	15
#500	334 scroll	8
#656	4-ball	5
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#647	5-ball	5
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#785	6-ball	4
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#401	9-ball	2
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#88	Aggressive Carrot	2
#110	Alewife™ Ale	18
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1338	Amulet of Yendor	2
#823	Angry Farmer candy	58
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#123	BACON	37
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#42	BROS Energy Drink	16
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2033	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#124	Battlie Light Saver	5
#36	Beach Buck	299
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#25	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#377	Black No. 2	11
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#36	Boletus Broletus mushroom	2
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1132	Cloaca-Cola	9
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#250	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	4
#139	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1660	Crimbuck	101
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#1200	Daffy Taffy	16
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#235	Divine	2
#315	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	7
#541	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	5
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#259	Dramatic™ range	5
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#96	Duskwalker fangs	4
#110	Duskwalker syringe	5
#1003	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#830	Dyspepsi-Cola	61
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#27	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	5
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#78	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#332	Frat Army FGF	6
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#50	Fun-Guy spore	7
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#216	Gaia beads	16
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#244	Genalen™ Bottle	9
#56	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	25
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#19	Gnomish sagngria	8
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#569	Goodfella contract	23
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#130	Green Manalishi	5
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#131	Hatorade	1
#79	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	12
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#40	Herringtini	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#229	Hippy Army MPE	31
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#308	Hollandaise helmet	9
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#380	Iiti Kitty phone charm	5
#646	Imp Ale	174
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#16	Inner Strength	11
#23	Inner Truth	8
#23	Inner Wisdom	8
#874	Instant Karma	3
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#244	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	9
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#28	Junk-Bond	8
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#386	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#567	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#385	Knob Goblin elite shirt	15
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#302	Knob Goblin firecracker	66
#555	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#673	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#354	Knob Goblin love potion	34
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#671	Knob Goblin pants	7
#199	Knob Goblin perfume	18
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#628	Knob Goblin scimitar	8
#481	Knob Goblin seltzer	14
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#443	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#462	Knob Goblin superseltzer	7
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#306	Knob mushroom	25
#238	Knob nuts	1
#132	Knob pasty	4
#443	Knob sausage	5
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#388	Knoll mushroom	25
#193	Knoll shroomkabob	8
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#44	LED block	42
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#253	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#334	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	142
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#446	Mad Train wine	221
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#239	Manetwich	3
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#287	Marquis de Poivre soda	12
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#119	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	24
#276	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	10
#131	Meat maid	1
#46	Meat-inflating powder	5
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#294	Meleegra™ pills	33
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#59	Mer-kin cancerstick	2
#46	Mer-kin cooljuice	10
#56	Mer-kin digpick	3
#15	Mer-kin dodgeball	2
#25	Mer-kin dragbelt	4
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#78	Mer-kin fastjuice	9
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#67	Mer-kin fitbrine	2
#121	Mer-kin foodbucket	4
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#121	Mer-kin healscroll	5
#120	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#113	Mer-kin hookspear	4
#58	Mer-kin knucklebone	3
#52	Mer-kin lipstick	6
#25	Mer-kin lunchbox	7
#38	Mer-kin mouthsoap	4
#113	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#76	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#30	Mer-kin sawdust	4
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#42	Mer-kin smartjuice	10
#69	Mer-kin sneakmask	4
#44	Mer-kin stopwatch	2
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#83	Mer-kin takebag	7
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#46	Mer-kin worktea	3
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#476	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	73
#262	Milk Studs	4
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#80	Miniborg beeper	6
#70	Miniborg hiveminder	6
#86	Miniborg laser	6
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#80	Miniborg strangler	6
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#1206	Mob Penguin cellular phone	9
#498	Mohawk wig	11
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#277	Monstar energy beverage	19
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#118	Mornington crescent roll	2
#510	Mountain Stream soda	23
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#385	Mr. Mediocrebar	145
#67	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	10
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#26	Mysterious Island iced tea	9
#303	NG	2
#153	Nardz energy beverage	5
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#226	Neuromancer	2
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#571	Now and Earlier	3
#178	O'RLY manual	3
#288	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#225	Orcish baseball cap	17
#153	Orcish cargo shorts	24
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#491	Penultimate Fantasy chest	21
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#116	Polysniff Perfume	4
#17	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#90	Racisto Ruidoso	5
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#394	Ram's Face Lager	56
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#80	Red X Shield	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#1576	Rock Pops	19
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#241	SPF 451 lip balm	10
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#74	Sacramento wine	8
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#125	Science Notebook	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#175	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	2
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#85	Source essence	1
#13	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
#132	Space Tourist Phaser	3
#140	Space Tours Tripple	7
#23	Spacegate Research	2,366
#569	Spam Witch sammich	34
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#81	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#46	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	5
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#325	Summer Nights	4
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#227	Supernova Champagne	23
#292	Swabbie™ swab	8
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#639	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	8
#739	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#591	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	11
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#900	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	30
#80	Texas tea	3
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#417	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	6
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#188	Tiger-lily's milk	7
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#370	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	5
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#692	Trollhouse cookies	21
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#165	Tuesday's ruby	19
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#468	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	4
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#66	VYKEA woadpaint	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#109	Wal-Mart gift certificate	3
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#319	White Citadel fries	3
#111	Whoompa Fur Pants	3
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#202	Wolfman Nardz	8
#134	X-37 gun	1
#57	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
#74	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	33
#79	Ye Olde Meade	22
#83	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	30
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2390	Yummy Tummy bean	14
#220	Z-Bone steak	1
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#144	a little sump'm sump'm	28
#204	abandoned candy	4
#148	abominable blubber	5
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#243	accidental cider	6
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#107	actual tapas	3
#128	adder	9
#318	adder bladder	23
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#330	agua de vida	2
#190	airblaster gun	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#33	alien animal goo	8
#20	alien gemstone	22
#30	alien meat	31
#5	alien plant fibers	171
#22	alien plant goo	12
#7	alien rock sample	1,297
#11	alien toenails	27
#417	all-purpose cleaner	8
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#131	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#94	amok pudding	6
#88	amok putter	2
#377	amulet of extreme plot significance	37
#320	ancient Magi-Wipes	14
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#175	white rice	11
#574	white satin pants	3
#807	white snake skin	4
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#511	white sword	5
#51	white whip	2
#5	white-label gin	3
#90	whole turkey leg	3
#118	wholeberd	1
#1748	whoopie cushion	2
#9	wicker kickers	1
#368	wicker shield	4
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#1869	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#723	windchimes	2
#217	wine spritzer	4
#763	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	15
#615	witch hat	1
#476	witty rapier	2
#801	wolf mask	7
#859	wolfman mask	4
#148	wonderwall shield	10
#218	wooden axe	3
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#473	wooden stakes	4
#461	wool hat	2
#61	woolen cravat	1
#208	world's smallest violin	2
#554	worn tophat	1
#598	worthless gewgaw	4
#535	worthless knick-knack	8
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#112	wriggling worm	7
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#406	wumpus hair	2
#432	wussiness potion	26
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#136	yak skin	10
#69	yak whip	2
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#90	yam candy	3
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#212	yellow paisley oyster egg	12
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#339	yellow plastic oyster egg	17
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1778	yellow snowcone	3
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#832	yeti fur	54
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#46	zmobie	27
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 40,303 items total!

what items are this player missing?