Museum :: Kaspersai

Kaspersai

Rank	Item	Quantity
#116	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#203	"DRINK ME" potion	140
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1117	1-ball	2
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#587	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	8
#662	2-ball	5
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1079	3-ball	2
#575	30669 scroll	9
#603	33398 scroll	15
#499	334 scroll	8
#655	4-ball	5
#361	4-dimensional guitar	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#646	5-ball	5
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#784	6-ball	4
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#902	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#400	9-ball	2
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#89	Aggressive Carrot	2
#110	Alewife™ Ale	18
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#825	Angry Farmer candy	58
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#123	BACON	37
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#900	BGE shotglass	6
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#42	BROS Energy Drink	16
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2036	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#132	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#125	Battlie Light Saver	5
#37	Beach Buck	299
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#24	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#377	Black No. 2	11
#439	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#187	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#36	Boletus Broletus mushroom	2
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1169	Boss Bat bling	2
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#2428	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1132	Cloaca-Cola	9
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#696	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#192	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2408	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#249	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	4
#141	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#178	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#1487	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1662	Crimbuck	101
#2655	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#1199	Daffy Taffy	16
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#252	Disco Banjo	2
#235	Divine	2
#316	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	7
#541	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	5
#212	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1417	Dolphin King's crown	2
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#259	Dramatic™ range	5
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#1258	Drowsy Sword	9
#97	Duskwalker fangs	4
#110	Duskwalker syringe	5
#1002	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#831	Dyspepsi-Cola	61
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1000	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#225	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#173	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#269	Elmley shades	3
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#27	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	5
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#39	Feliz Navidad	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#144	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#78	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#331	Frat Army FGF	6
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#51	Fun-Guy spore	7
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#215	Gaia beads	16
#183	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#243	Genalen™ Bottle	9
#57	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	25
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#415	Gnollish toolbox	7
#19	Gnomish sagngria	8
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#569	Goodfella contract	23
#235	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#130	Green Manalishi	5
#289	Gummi-DNA	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#132	Hatorade	1
#79	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	12
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#41	Herringtini	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#229	Hippy Army MPE	31
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#307	Hollandaise helmet	9
#125	How to Avoid Scams	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#380	Iiti Kitty phone charm	5
#646	Imp Ale	174
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#16	Inner Strength	11
#23	Inner Truth	8
#23	Inner Wisdom	8
#869	Instant Karma	3
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#244	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	9
#900	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#37	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#28	Junk-Bond	8
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#386	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#715	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#568	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#384	Knob Goblin elite shirt	15
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#301	Knob Goblin firecracker	66
#556	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#674	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#354	Knob Goblin love potion	34
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#365	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#670	Knob Goblin pants	7
#199	Knob Goblin perfume	18
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#627	Knob Goblin scimitar	8
#481	Knob Goblin seltzer	14
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#444	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#462	Knob Goblin superseltzer	7
#1116	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#109	Knob jelly donut	2
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#306	Knob mushroom	25
#238	Knob nuts	1
#132	Knob pasty	4
#443	Knob sausage	5
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#84	Knoll lo mein	2
#388	Knoll mushroom	25
#192	Knoll shroomkabob	8
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#44	LED block	42
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#252	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#1913	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#336	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	142
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#260	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#447	Mad Train wine	221
#307	Mae West	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#238	Manetwich	3
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#135	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#285	Marquis de Poivre soda	12
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#119	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	24
#276	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	10
#131	Meat maid	1
#47	Meat-inflating powder	5
#700	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#294	Meleegra™ pills	33
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#59	Mer-kin cancerstick	2
#46	Mer-kin cooljuice	10
#56	Mer-kin digpick	3
#15	Mer-kin dodgeball	2
#25	Mer-kin dragbelt	4
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#77	Mer-kin fastjuice	9
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#67	Mer-kin fitbrine	2
#121	Mer-kin foodbucket	4
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#121	Mer-kin healscroll	5
#119	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#113	Mer-kin hookspear	4
#59	Mer-kin knucklebone	3
#52	Mer-kin lipstick	6
#25	Mer-kin lunchbox	7
#38	Mer-kin mouthsoap	4
#112	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#76	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#30	Mer-kin sawdust	4
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#42	Mer-kin smartjuice	10
#69	Mer-kin sneakmask	4
#45	Mer-kin stopwatch	2
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#83	Mer-kin takebag	7
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#46	Mer-kin worktea	3
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#475	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	73
#262	Milk Studs	4
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#80	Miniborg beeper	6
#70	Miniborg hiveminder	6
#86	Miniborg laser	6
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#80	Miniborg strangler	6
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#1207	Mob Penguin cellular phone	9
#498	Mohawk wig	11
#347	Mon Tiki	1
#277	Monstar energy beverage	19
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#117	Mornington crescent roll	2
#510	Mountain Stream soda	23
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#384	Mr. Mediocrebar	145
#67	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	10
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#26	Mysterious Island iced tea	9
#303	NG	2
#153	Nardz energy beverage	5
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#227	Neuromancer	2
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#531	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1201	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#369	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#327	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#312	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#570	Now and Earlier	3
#177	O'RLY manual	3
#287	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#373	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#225	Orcish baseball cap	17
#154	Orcish cargo shorts	24
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#305	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#159	Pain Dip	1
#2366	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#293	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#491	Penultimate Fantasy chest	21
#186	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#116	Polysniff Perfume	4
#18	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#194	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#89	Racisto Ruidoso	5
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#394	Ram's Face Lager	56
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#80	Red X Shield	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#1575	Rock Pops	19
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#241	SPF 451 lip balm	10
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#75	Sacramento wine	8
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#126	Science Notebook	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#174	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	2
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#191	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#85	Source essence	1
#13	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
#133	Space Tourist Phaser	3
#141	Space Tours Tripple	7
#22	Spacegate Research	2,366
#568	Spam Witch sammich	34
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#809	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#177	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#81	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#83	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#47	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	5
#481	Sugar Cog	3
#324	Summer Nights	4
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#227	Supernova Champagne	23
#292	Swabbie™ swab	8
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#639	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	8
#739	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#591	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	11
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#899	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	30
#80	Texas tea	3
#138	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#417	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	6
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#102	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#187	Tiger-lily's milk	7
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#369	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	5
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#691	Trollhouse cookies	21
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#190	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#165	Tuesday's ruby	19
#514	Typical Tavern swill	3
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#920	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#468	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	4
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#67	VYKEA woadpaint	1
#2093	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#111	Wal-Mart gift certificate	3
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#393	White Citadel burger	2
#320	White Citadel fries	3
#112	Whoompa Fur Pants	3
#1632	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#202	Wolfman Nardz	8
#134	X-37 gun	1
#57	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
#74	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	33
#79	Ye Olde Meade	22
#83	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	30
#350	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2389	Yummy Tummy bean	14
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#269	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#143	a little sump'm sump'm	28
#204	abandoned candy	4
#148	abominable blubber	5
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#242	accidental cider	6
#578	acid-squirting flower	4
#583	acoustic guitarrr	4
#235	actual reality goggles	1
#107	actual tapas	3
#127	adder	9
#318	adder bladder	23
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#329	agua de vida	2
#190	airblaster gun	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#33	alien animal goo	8
#20	alien gemstone	22
#30	alien meat	31
#5	alien plant fibers	171
#22	alien plant goo	12
#7	alien rock sample	1,297
#11	alien toenails	27
#417	all-purpose cleaner	8
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#132	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#623	alphabet gum	1
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#93	amok pudding	6
#88	amok putter	2
#376	amulet of extreme plot significance	37
#320	ancient Magi-Wipes	14
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#174	white rice	11
#574	white satin pants	3
#808	white snake skin	4
#123	white snakeskin duster	1
#511	white sword	5
#51	white whip	2
#5	white-label gin	3
#90	whole turkey leg	3
#119	wholeberd	1
#1749	whoopie cushion	2
#9	wicker kickers	1
#368	wicker shield	4
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#1871	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#156	wind-up navigation droid	1
#725	windchimes	2
#217	wine spritzer	4
#763	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	15
#615	witch hat	1
#474	witty rapier	2
#800	wolf mask	7
#860	wolfman mask	4
#149	wonderwall shield	10
#218	wooden axe	3
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#101	wooden salad bowl	1
#474	wooden stakes	4
#460	wool hat	2
#61	woolen cravat	1
#208	world's smallest violin	2
#554	worn tophat	1
#598	worthless gewgaw	4
#534	worthless knick-knack	8
#335	wreath of laurels	2
#1044	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#843	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#110	wriggling worm	7
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#406	wumpus hair	2
#432	wussiness potion	26
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#177	yak anorak	1
#136	yak skin	10
#69	yak whip	2
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#64	yakskin skirt	1
#90	yam candy	3
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1182	yellow candy heart	2
#212	yellow paisley oyster egg	12
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#339	yellow plastic oyster egg	17
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1778	yellow snowcone	3
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#832	yeti fur	54
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#476	yohohoyo	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#47	zmobie	27
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 40,303 items total!

what items are this player missing?