| #114 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #203 | "DRINK ME" potion | 140 |
| #114 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #13 | "honey" dipper | 2 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #587 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 8 |
| #663 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #575 | 30669 scroll | 9 |
| #603 | 33398 scroll | 15 |
| #500 | 334 scroll | 8 |
| #656 | 4-ball | 5 |
| #362 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #647 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #322 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 9 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #87 | Aggressive Carrot | 2 |
| #110 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 18 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #147 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #824 | Angry Farmer candy | 58 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #124 | BACON | 37 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #42 | BROS Energy Drink | 16 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #132 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 5 |
| #124 | Battlie Light Saver | 5 |
| #36 | Beach Buck | 299 |
| #214 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 3 |
| #25 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #180 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #377 | Black No. 2 | 11 |
| #440 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #389 | Blatantly Canadian | 5 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #186 | Bohemian rhapsody | 2 |
| #36 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 2 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #309 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2774 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #690 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #246 | C.H.U.M. chum | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1132 | Cloaca-Cola | 9 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #191 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2408 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #250 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 4 |
| #139 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 5 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #179 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 5 |
| #466 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1661 | Crimbuck | 101 |
| #2653 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #1200 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #235 | Divine | 2 |
| #315 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 7 |
| #540 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 5 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #259 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 5 |
| #288 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #96 | Duskwalker fangs | 4 |
| #109 | Duskwalker syringe | 5 |
| #1003 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #830 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 61 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #223 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 2 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #171 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 2 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #477 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 3 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #270 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #27 | Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor | 5 |
| #119 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #38 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
| #860 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #143 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 4 |
| #78 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 4 |
| #127 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #331 | Frat Army FGF | 6 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #64 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 2 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #136 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #49 | Fun-Guy spore | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #216 | Gaia beads | 16 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #244 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 9 |
| #56 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 25 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #74 | Gnollish autoplunger | 3 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #441 | Gnollish flyswatter | 5 |
| #355 | Gnollish pie server | 4 |
| #482 | Gnollish pie tin | 4 |
| #412 | Gnollish plunger | 5 |
| #335 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 5 |
| #416 | Gnollish toolbox | 7 |
| #19 | Gnomish sagngria | 8 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #151 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #569 | Goodfella contract | 23 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #129 | Green Manalishi | 5 |
| #289 | Gummi-DNA | 2 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #79 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 12 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #39 | Herringtini | 2 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #229 | Hippy Army MPE | 31 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #308 | Hollandaise helmet | 9 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #380 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 5 |
| #646 | Imp Ale | 174 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Inner Strength | 11 |
| #23 | Inner Truth | 8 |
| #23 | Inner Wisdom | 8 |
| #875 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's earring | 7 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #302 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 2 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000â„¢ | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #244 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 9 |
| #899 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #28 | Junk-Bond | 8 |
| #55 | Kashmir sweater | 2 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-style derby | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #386 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 12 |
| #714 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 3 |
| #566 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 5 |
| #385 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 15 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #302 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 66 |
| #555 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 5 |
| #673 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 3 |
| #354 | Knob Goblin love potion | 34 |
| #463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #366 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 4 |
| #671 | Knob Goblin pants | 7 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin perfume | 18 |
| #263 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 2 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 8 |
| #481 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 14 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #443 | Knob Goblin steroids | 15 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 7 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #337 | Knob Goblin visor | 17 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #108 | Knob jelly donut | 2 |
| #113 | Knob lo mein | 3 |
| #306 | Knob mushroom | 25 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #132 | Knob pasty | 4 |
| #443 | Knob sausage | 5 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #89 | Knob shroomkabob | 2 |
| #108 | Knob stir-fry | 2 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #85 | Knoll lo mein | 2 |
| #388 | Knoll mushroom | 25 |
| #193 | Knoll shroomkabob | 8 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #44 | LED block | 42 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #253 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 10 |
| #1910 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #333 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 142 |
| #549 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #446 | Mad Train wine | 221 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #238 | Manetwich | 3 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #287 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 12 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #119 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 24 |
| #276 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 10 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #46 | Meat-inflating powder | 5 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #294 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 33 |
| #49 | Mer-kin begsign | 2 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #47 | Mer-kin bunwig | 2 |
| #59 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 2 |
| #46 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 10 |
| #56 | Mer-kin digpick | 3 |
| #15 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 2 |
| #25 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 4 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 9 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 2 |
| #120 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 4 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #121 | Mer-kin healscroll | 5 |
| #119 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 2 |
| #113 | Mer-kin hookspear | 4 |
| #58 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 3 |
| #52 | Mer-kin lipstick | 6 |
| #25 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 7 |
| #38 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 4 |
| #112 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #76 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 3 |
| #74 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin roundshield | 3 |
| #30 | Mer-kin sawdust | 4 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 10 |
| #69 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 4 |
| #44 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 2 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin takebag | 7 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin worktea | 3 |
| #374 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 10 |
| #476 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 73 |
| #262 | Milk Studs | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #80 | Miniborg beeper | 6 |
| #70 | Miniborg hiveminder | 6 |
| #86 | Miniborg laser | 6 |
| #89 | Miniborg stomper | 6 |
| #80 | Miniborg strangler | 6 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #1206 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #498 | Mohawk wig | 11 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #277 | Monstar energy beverage | 19 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #92 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #117 | Mornington crescent roll | 2 |
| #510 | Mountain Stream soda | 23 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #385 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 145 |
| #67 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 10 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #26 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 9 |
| #303 | NG | 2 |
| #153 | Nardz energy beverage | 5 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #226 | Neuromancer | 2 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #47 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #528 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #1203 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #571 | Now and Earlier | 3 |
| #178 | O'RLY manual | 3 |
| #287 | Oil of Parrrlay | 6 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #225 | Orcish baseball cap | 17 |
| #153 | Orcish cargo shorts | 24 |
| #328 | Orcish frat-paddle | 8 |
| #194 | Orcish meat locker | 2 |
| #305 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #159 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #491 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 21 |
| #187 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 8 |
| #494 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 4 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #116 | Polysniff Perfume | 4 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #195 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 5 |
| #338 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 2 |
| #90 | Racisto Ruidoso | 5 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #394 | Ram's Face Lager | 56 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #652 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #1576 | Rock Pops | 19 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #241 | SPF 451 lip balm | 10 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #73 | Sacramento wine | 8 |
| #102 | Saturday Night Special | 2 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #176 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #190 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #237 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 6 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #313 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| #400 | Snow Queen Crown | 5 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #131 | Space Tourist Phaser | 3 |
| #140 | Space Tours Tripple | 7 |
| #23 | Spacegate Research | 2,366 |
| #569 | Spam Witch sammich | 34 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #810 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| #265 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #178 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 2 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #46 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 5 |
| #482 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #227 | Supernova Champagne | 23 |
| #292 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 8 |
| #181 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 2 |
| #639 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 8 |
| #738 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #591 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 11 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #900 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 30 |
| #78 | Texas tea | 3 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #417 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
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| #72 | dollhive | 130 |
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| #403 | drab sonata | 9 |
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| #55 | dragonfish caviar | 7 |
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| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #51 | eXtreme meat staff | 2 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
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| #91 | eagle feather | 6 |
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| #66 | ectoplasmic orbs | 21 |
| #15 | edible alien plant bit | 76 |
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| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
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| #50 | eighth plague | 1 |
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| 🥉 | eldritch hat | 2 |
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| #4 | eldritch pants | 2 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
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| #105 | elegant nightstick | 2 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
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| #328 | elven socks | 14 |
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| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #234 | empty meat tank | 14 |
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| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
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| #123 | enchanted toothpick | 11 |
| #69 | enchantlers | 2 |
| #1084 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #211 | energy drink IV | 16 |
| #755 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 15 |
| #404 | enormous belt buckle | 6 |
| #266 | enormous hoop earring | 4 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #92 | especially salty dog | 6 |
| #131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #289 | evil golden arch | 36 |
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| #38 | exotic travel brochure | 53 |
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| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #186 | extra-greasy slider | 13 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #357 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 4 |
| #107 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 22 |
| #41 | extremely wet T-shirt | 5 |
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| #83 | fabric hardener | 2 |
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| #1553 | felt | 4 |
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| #178 | ferret bait | 86 |
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| #55 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 45 |
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| #25 | fish scimitar | 4 |
| #38 | fish stick | 2 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
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| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #373 | flavored foot massage oil | 108 |
| #86 | fleetwood chain | 7 |
| #90 | flimsy clipboard | 42 |
| #329 | flirtatious feather | 19 |
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| #375 | foam dart | 105 |
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| #154 | forest tears | 6 |
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| #196 | frilly shirt | 3 |
| #435 | frilly skirt | 7 |
| #94 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 7 |
| #325 | frozen Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #328 | frozen banquet | 6 |
| #426 | frozen feather | 17 |
| #191 | frozen mushroom | 13 |
| #427 | frozen nunchaku | 5 |
| #26 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 100 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #175 | fruitfilm | 2 |
| #96 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 7 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #188 | funky dried mushroom | 60 |
| #276 | furniture dolly | 8 |
| #590 | furry fur | 80 |
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| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #200 | fuzzbump | 15 |
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| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #229 | ga-ga radio | 12 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #116 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 5 |
| #727 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #241 | gas balloon | 36 |
| #81 | gator skin | 103 |
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| #351 | gauze garter | 15 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
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| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #78 | ghost key | 5 |
| #501 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #124 | ghost toga | 1 |
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| #289 | ghuol ears | 55 |
| #347 | ghuol egg | 56 |
| #263 | ghuol egg quiche | 6 |
| #296 | ghuol guolash | 30 |
| #196 | ghuol-ear kabob | 2 |
| #96 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 7 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
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| #721 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
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| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #293 | giant foam finger | 7 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
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| #525 | giant needle | 48 |
| #73 | giant pearl | 2 |
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| #1121 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
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| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #53 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
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| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
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| #90 | ginger snaps | 6 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #33 | glark cable | 49 |
| #143 | glass of baboon milk | 12 |
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| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
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| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
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| #235 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
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| #79 | glob of cream cheese | 2 |
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| #50 | glob of green slime | 48 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #480 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #154 | glowing fungus | 2 |
| #444 | glowing red eye | 25 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #98 | gnatloaf | 1 |
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| #406 | gnatwing | 9 |
| #88 | gnatwing earring | 2 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
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| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
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| #341 | large box | 12 |
| #63 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 27 |
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| #533 | leather mask | 5 |
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| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
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| #17 | lemonade marble | 13 |
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| #670 | lihc face | 3 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
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| #651 | line | 28 |
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| #54 | linoleum meat stack | 1 |
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| #240 | lion oil | 3 |
| #879 | little paper umbrella | 11 |
| #77 | little round pebble | 8 |
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| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
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| #59 | long pork chop sandwiches | 7 |
| #574 | long skinny balloon | 7 |
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| #199 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
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| #97 | lotion of coldness | 11 |
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| #76 | lotion of stench | 17 |
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| #429 | lowercase N | 19 |
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| #94 | lynyrd snare | 2 |
| #28 | macroplane grater | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #335 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #85 | magical baguette | 4 |
| #1025 | magical ice cubes | 4 |
| #422 | magicalness-in-a-can | 7 |
| #287 | magilaser blastercannon | 7 |
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| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #300 | maiden wig | 8 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
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| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #219 | maple syrup | 26 |
| #251 | margarita | 7 |
| #178 | mariachi G-string | 18 |
| #243 | mariachi hat | 17 |
| #690 | mariachi pants | 13 |
| #53 | marine aquamarine | 5 |
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| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #734 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #433 | martini | 4 |
| #685 | marzipan skull | 10 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #171 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #461 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #422 | meat engine | 2 |
| #548 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #668 | meat paste | 12 |
| #584 | meat stack | 23 |
| #493 | meat vortex | 52 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #130 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #70 | meatspout staff | 2 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #230 | megatofu | 35 |
| #122 | melted Jell-o shot | 33 |
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| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #109 | menudo | 2 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #311 | mesh cap | 8 |
| #512 | metallic A | 47 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
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| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #208 | milk of magnesium | 5 |
| #686 | milky potion | 6 |
| #55 | mime army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #9 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 3 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #149 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #16 | mime eraser | 76 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
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| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #104 | mimosette | 2 |
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| #373 | miner's helmet | 7 |
| #345 | miner's pants | 7 |
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| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
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| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #93 | mixed wildflower greens | 16 |
| #106 | mocking turtle | 6 |
| #132 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
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| #97 | molten scrap metal | 5 |
| #409 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #1447 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #728 | mood ring | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #116 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #101 | moose thought | 3 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #120 | mother's little helper | 57 |
| #110 | mouse skull | 2 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #320 | moxie weed | 69 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #73 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
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| #403 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #220 | mullet wig | 8 |
| #616 | mummy costume | 9 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
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| #176 | munchies pill | 3 |
| #17 | murderbot component casing | 21 |
| #7 | murderbot memory chip | 30 |
| #18 | murderbot monofilament | 15 |
| #21 | murderbot plasma rifle | 2 |
| #21 | murderbot power cell | 12 |
| #587 | murky potion | 8 |
| #405 | mushroom fermenting solution | 19 |
| #313 | mushroom pizza | 2 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #379 | nanite-infested candy cane | 40 |
| #146 | nanite-infested eggnog | 29 |
| #156 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 26 |
| #117 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 32 |
| #115 | nanofiber cloth | 57 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #141 | natural fennel soda | 40 |
| #492 | necklace chain | 2 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #358 | negative lump | 2 |
| #136 | neurostim pill | 5 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #430 | ninja hot pants | 6 |
| #424 | ninja mop | 3 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #133 | nutty organic salad | 2 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #29 | obsidian nutcracker | 1 |
| #309 | ocarina of space | 5 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #47 | octopus's spade | 5 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #49 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 32 |
| #606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #319 | off-white striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #86 | office-supply crossbow | 2 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #178 | oil of oiliness | 3 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #202 | ointment of the occult | 4 |
| #107 | old bronzer | 2 |
| #617 | old coin purse | 2 |
| #108 | old eyebrow pencil | 2 |
| #518 | old leather wallet | 4 |
| #115 | old rosewater cream | 2 |
| #1393 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #357 | olive | 25 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #103 | one pill | 7 |
| #27 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 8 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #302 | oozenog | 10 |
| #182 | open sauce | 2 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #522 | orange | 14 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #1071 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #764 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #318 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #141 | orcish hand lotion | 6 |
| #189 | orcish nailing lube | 3 |
| #201 | orcish rubber | 2 |
| #122 | orcish stud-finder | 3 |
| #483 | original G | 94 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #66 | ornate ancient cursed key | 5 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #106 | out-of-tune biwa | 3 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #111 | overcookie | 6 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #395 | oversized pipe | 7 |
| #580 | oversized pizza cutter | 5 |
| #115 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #211 | ovoid leather thing | 15 |
| #465 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #979 | pail | 7 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #116 | painted turtle | 2 |
| #94 | painting of a glass of wine | 8 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #50 | paisley spore pod | 15 |
| #64 | palm frond | 322 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #35 | palm-frond net | 5 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #64 | palm-frond whip | 3 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #215 | panty raider camouflage | 7 |
| #591 | papaya | 13 |
| #411 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #405 | papaya slung | 3 |
| #372 | papaya taco | 3 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #353 | party hat | 7 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #761 | pasta spoon | 17 |
| #274 | pat-a-cake pendant | 4 |
| #621 | patchouli incense stick | 9 |
| #322 | patchouli oil bomb | 2 |
| #216 | patent antipsychotics | 2 |
| #293 | patent leather shoes | 23 |
| #247 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #188 | peach | 4 |
| #122 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #158 | peach pie | 3 |
| #662 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #174 | pear | 4 |
| #56 | pear lozenge | 4 |
| #147 | pear tart | 2 |
| #161 | pec oil | 2 |
| #1669 | penguin focaccia bread | 6 |
| #838 | penguin skin | 14 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #364 | penguin thesaurus | 19 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #81 | perfect ice cube | 5 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #377 | perforated battle paddle | 6 |
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