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| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
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| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
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| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
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| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
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| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #410 | centipede eggs | 5 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
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| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
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| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
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| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #143 | palm frond | 97 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #214 | star chart | 88 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |