Museum :: NightShayde

NightShayde

Rank	Item	Quantity
#53	Überraschthexengebräu	11
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#81	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#52	A muse-bouche	9
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#216	ASCII shirt	10
#69	Accordion of Jordion	2
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#569	Amulet of Yendor	33
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#190	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#104	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#77	BRICKO stud	5
#58	BUBBLE GUM	5
#60	Bangyomaman battle juice	10
#87	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	82
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#151	Barulio's bottle	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#68	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#1704	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#56	Charity's choker	5
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#161	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#137	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#786	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#73	Cracklin' Oat Bran	8
#588	Crimbo pie	2
#532	Crimbo salad	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#245	Crown of the Goblin King	91
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#537	Daffy Taffy	55
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#103	Dolphin King's crown	40
#983	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#82	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	41
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#85	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#62	Dweebisol™ inhaler	7
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#481	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#130	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	27
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#64	Enchanted Flyswatter	6
#61	Enchanted Plunger	6
#1165	Ent cider	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1023	Feynman gate	7
#106	Fitspiration™ poster	10
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#61	Fu Manchu Wax	7
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#77	Gearhead Goo	8
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#77	Glo-Pop	1
#89	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#147	Gnollish pie server	14
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#113	Gnollish plunger	26
#96	Gnollish slotted spoon	21
#275	Gnollish toolbox	16
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#245	Gummi-Gnauga	11
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#132	Hatorade	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#65	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#50	Hot 'n' Scarys	4
#73	Iceberglar scarf	7
#192	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	5
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#56	Illuminati earpiece	9
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#324	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	6
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#135	Knob Goblin Mutagen	7
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#103	Knob Goblin elite helm	61
#114	Knob Goblin elite pants	52
#114	Knob Goblin elite polearm	51
#71	Knob Goblin elite shirt	111
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#416	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#167	Knob Goblin melon baller	18
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#187	Knob Goblin pants	88
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#195	Knob Goblin scimitar	81
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#136	Knob Goblin spatula	166
#369	Knob Goblin steroids	23
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#217	Knob Goblin tongs	85
#136	Knob Goblin visor	61
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#16	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
#75	Leonard's glasses	5
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#73	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	9
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#279	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	191
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1043	M-242	2
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#469	Mad Train wine	205
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#781	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	9
#401	Manetwich	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#77	Missing Eye Simulation Device	7
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#121	Moonds	1
#110	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#18	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	9
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#678	Mr. Mediocrebar	77
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#288	Neuromancer	1
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#252	Now and Earlier	16
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#65	Osk'r Chow	9
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#107	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	12
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#145	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#105	Red Army camouflage kit	4
#80	Red X Shield	1
#74	Redeye™ Eyedrops	6
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#710	Rock Pops	74
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#57	Rogue Windmill Rouge	5
#204	Roo trading card	1
#47	SMOOCH bottlecap	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#13	SMOOCH coffee cup	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#86	SMOOCH soda	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#51	Scuba Snack	7
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#185	Shivering Chèvre	5
#119	Skullery Maid's Knee	8
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#83	Smart Bone Dust	5
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#58	Spechunky bar	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#109	Stone Golem pebbles	8
#301	Sugar Cog	8
#324	Summer Nights	4
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#70	Take Eleven Bar	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#82	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
#701	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	52
#187	Tears of the Quiet Healer	5
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#68	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#13	The Firegate Tapes	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#420	Travels with Jerry	3
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1527	Valentine	6
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#104	Volcoino	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#167	Wax Flask	1
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#56	Whenchamacallit bar	1
#151	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	4
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#1282	Wint-O-Fresh mint	5
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#16	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	28
#659	Yummy Tummy bean	298
#618	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#208	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#100	acceptable bagel	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#132	accord ion	1
#38	accordion file	4
#56	accordionoid rocca	5
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#122	actual tapas	1
#195	adder	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#68	alarm accordion	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#104	alien autoautopsy kit	2
#56	alien hologram projector	6
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#84	all-purpose flower	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#501	alphabet gum	2
#148	amok pudding	1
#109	amok putter	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#639	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#534	ancient spice	1
#851	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
#81	anemone sauce	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#213	antique machete	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#485	armgun	1
#489	around the world	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#111	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	12
#44	asbestos crossbow	13
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#51	asbestos staff	9
#63	asbestos sword	10
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#451	aspirin	2
#72	assassin's cheese knife	8
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#803	astronaut pants	9
#97	autocalliope	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#359	bätzle	1
#1209	baby killer bee	4
#108	babycakes	2
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#205	baconstone	36
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#262	baconstone ring	1
#488	badass belt	93
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#325	bag of W&Ws	2
#179	bag of airline peanuts	150
#753	bag of lard	1
#51	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	7
#1593	ball	2
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1024	banana-frosted king cake	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#265	bark rootbeer	4
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#941	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1001	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#79	batarang	6
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#95	beaver spear	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#89	beer-battered accordion	3
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#243	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#100	big dribbly candle	1
#1007	big red clown nose	1
#476	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#11	bilge wine	6,004
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#349	black candy heart	28
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#133	black friar's tonsure	3
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#114	black magic powder	6
#162	black paisley oyster egg	26
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#1045	black pixel	1
#99	black plastic oyster egg	37
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#190	black spot	4
#467	black striped oyster egg	11
#727	black sword	1
#107	black tear	1
#308	black-and-blue light	181
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#152	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#124	blob of acid	8
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#149	blood flower	79
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#112	bloodstain stick	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#12	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
#20	blue lava globs	1
#120	blue oyster badge	5
#410	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#308	blue plasma ball	178
#172	blue plastic oyster egg	28
#139	blue polka-dot oyster egg	22
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#513	blue striped oyster egg	9
#72	blue velvet cake	2
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#62	bone bons	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#73	booby trap	5
#31	booty chest charrrm	770
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#82	bottle of Red-Out	5
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1330	bottle of gin	1
#275	bottle of goofballs	86
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
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#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3859	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#8217	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
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#3958	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
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#8100	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8224	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#8104	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
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#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
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#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
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#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
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#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
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#488	tip jar	1
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#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
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#547	tofu casserole	1
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#599	tofurkey leg	14
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#151	vampire collar	14
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#77	very hot lunch	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#69	vial of swamp vapors	9
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#1044	viking helmet	1
#1642	vinegar	1
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#11	viscous lava globs	69
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#639	vodka and cranberry	1
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#1026	white pixel	1
#810	white satin pants	1
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#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#119	wholeberd	1
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
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#785	worthless trinket	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#58	x-ray mirror	3
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#176	yak anorak	1
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#167	yellow snowcone	175
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#1146	yo	6
#1164	yo-yo	13
#606	yohohoyo	1
#148	zmobie	1
#131	zombie hollandaise	6

Wow, that's 20,653 items total!

what items are this player missing?